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Where the fuck is LIVE PD?

GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE

Hurr Durr it's not actually live

THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.

Why is this on Anon Babble?

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.

What Channel?

REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

TYB and good evening anons

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NICE!
good evening ourtard

Hi everybody!

pooper on command

Woman gets honked at in traffic, so she shits on the car that honked

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That was some particularly disgusting shit. I guess at least she doesn't need a poop knife.

ty baker

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TYB. Where the streams be at

thetvapp dot to Then search reelz

Thanks king

Place your bets on the runner

imagine the smell

Hey everyone, long time no see!
How is the general health of the opl threads these days?

we made it a 3rd thread maybe once in the last 6 months.

Shenanigans kept us occupied

That is depressing. I hope more people join in.
Going into the summer there will be many negro shenanigans hopefully.

Hey everyone

I'm writing to follow up on an incident I recall from over a year ago involving a Nye County police officer and a homeowner. My understanding is that the officer, without apparent justification, physically assaulted the homeowner, resulting in the homeowner being injured. I believe the officer subsequently attempted to place blame on the homeowner.

I understand that investigations can take time, and I am not making any accusations. However, I am deeply concerned about the lack of publicly available information regarding the outcome of this incident. Transparency in matters of police conduct is crucial for maintaining public trust and ensuring accountability. Could you please provide an update on the status of any investigations or disciplinary actions taken in this case? Any information you can share about the specifics of the incident and its resolution would be greatly appreciated.

Checked, and I hope you're right. It will be getting hot soon. And that is one particularly stupid nigger in webm. What did he think was going to happen?

Someone give me the link to the stream.

This better be good.

think?
you wasted your time on pol

Alright who wants their free blowjob first.

How are you nigga nazis doing? I’m looking at buying a townhouse and it’s gotten me too stressed for a weekend.

It will be getting hot soon.

why aren't u hot already?

It's go time boys, is everyone ready for some (semi)live chimpouts?

Is this bitch british?

is everyone ready for some (semi)live chimpouts?

Well we're starting in Vegas, so... no, this is going to suck

deaf boomer, I hear ya

i'm waiting out a thunderstorm so i can get food
my back is fuckin killing me
hopefully i will get a 2nd wind after i get goyslop

funny boomer too

Is this bitch british?

I think anons have said she was born in South Africa, went to England, and then came to the US
I can't confirm though

bryce my beloved

WHAT?

this guy is pretending to be deaf

huh?

I wonder if he got hearing AIDS from unprotected phone sex?

That sounds about right. And her accent is morphing into Tennessean.

2 nigger cops looking for a nigger

driving to scenes isn't fun, dan

I wonder if she's got a loicense for filling out those pants so well.

Do you think there would be massive police layoffs if all niggers got deported?

Is this dude wearing basketball shoes omfg

Good evening fellow gentlemen of leisure

I missed last night due to pakis and poos shit flinging, any thing good happen?

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just got back from basketball practice

Last night was really boring

I wasn't here last night, but holy shit - CVS receipts are getting crazy!

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I think they would only need about half as many in nigger infested areas. Whether they would be laid off is not so certain. I imagine there is a lot of graft available in PD budgets.

Someone is going to get revenge on this dude for his CVS receipt bullshit

Officer Uncle Tom doesn't play games with niggers.

sup bros, haven't been in the threads in a little bit
how have the episodes been lately?

This boomer is not deaf

if you count the welfare savings, I wouldn't mind cops getting paid to do nothing

I guess that is what they do after work.

This dude's a fucking cyborg

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That's Officer CVS.

I'm ready for a good tazin

he must be a phenomenal actor

I DINDU NUFFIN

HE'S REACHING HE'S REACHING TAZE HIM IN THE DICK

He has cochlear implants like rush limbaugh

Ironically the weekend that Anon Babble was down was probably the best weekend for the show in a while

OH FUCK ITS MOTHERS DAY TOMORROW AND ALL THE STORES ARE CLOSED NOW. wut do?

his biggest mistake was stepping on their ego

Best tazin' was when that nigger burst into flames. Wish I had saved that one.

True tiki bar in Richmond getting shot up but a few anons met at the doomsday bunker eight kunasun

Pluck some flowers from the town hall garden.

OH FUCK ITS MOTHERS DAY TOMORROW

call your mother that's what I'm going to do

Is the meth high good?

Yes. Don’t do it

Stop by the cemetery on the way to your mother's house and get her some nice flowers.

Wake up early and throw something random together to make it look bespoke

ey mayne, if only yu knew how bahd tings really are holmes..

I would have been so not comfy if I hadn't found that thread.

nigger in a stolen Audi

they're evolving

90% of meth users never recover.

Prob... probably.

This is the asshole who asked if the cop was American or knew Trump
Drunk cocksucker hit two cars and then tried to ram through a fucking van

Coolest cop ever

i will beat your mom into the grave and turbo shart down your throat

I don't want to deal with this loud-mouthed negress, so I'm just going to let her break the law

Sheboon allowed to chimpout due to officer not wanting to seem raycist

let’s get back to Knox county to watch Cody get arrested

If he pulled me over with no record and i was polite and admitted it and apologized i probably would've got a ticket.

Load a gun and blow your brains out in front of your mother

Thats a cochlear implant

Rude

Yep same

this

4AM

been up smoking meth all night long

time to go bang on every trailer in my trailer park with a hammer

Meth addicts are based

Same happened to me in the summer.
Bitch cop patrolling a section and caught me crossing the yellow light
I didn't complain, didn't fight it,just gave her my license and she gave me a $130 ticket. First traffic ticket ever.
Granted, I live in a blue state where they use these opportunities to get more money into the system.

It's all so tiresome... here's a picture of chips and salsa i had earlier

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My local PD is a ticket mill piece of shit department. They don't even know what the word 'warning' is. If they stop you, you are getting a ticket.

Find a florida deputy girl and make her a grandmother. Mothers love being a grandmother.

The worst part is the ticket is $25 and then the (((court costs))) is $200 for the tip of justice

let me guess, you never even heard of a dashcam?

You can look up how much municipal revenue comes from small rural towns and it makes you mad

Mothers love being a grandmother.

True

My city PD never pulls anyone over. Just responds to clean up calls

I live in a blue state where they use these opportunities to get more money into the system.

that happens in red states too

Not bad, at least their soda fountain seems to correctly mixing the syrup and carbonated water together.

Did I just hear "Why's your dick out like that?"

It’s Johnny Derp with his junk hanging out

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're spending another 20 minutes on another white guy

You don't every let your ding-dong in public?

Same I live in a bigger city and the city cops/county sheriffs never pull anyone over for literally anything and it’s mad max on the streets now. The only people pulling cars over are state troopers.

it's a great place. they serve the salsa very warm and lightly salted chips. yum

Fucking fag with these twink underwear

What am I looking at here?

There's something sexy about that little back part of their pants that isn't tight enough to fit
You just want to tug on it and pull her into your hard manhood.

his "son"

rizzo is leaning in tryin to get a better look

Cops can’t recognize someone from the based department

What's with the father, too?

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they just had father son butt sex

Rizzo is turned on.

Florida

He's probably wearing the same underwears.

he was excited to ask what underwear they are

Haven't had one of those in a bolit. Jealous.

We’ve got a chase!

it's florida

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PLACE YOUR BETS, WHITE, FEMALE OR NIGGER

fleeing vehicle

Time to terminate.

they're going to discontinue

They’re sanitizing this weekend for this mutt Philippine whore who doesn’t even look that good

Ah shit, here we go.

We’ve got a chase!

Nope, emasculated PD won't allow for a chase

looked like a bearded white guy

This is the south. We go balls out

LIGHT SKIN NIGGA

white female

I hope you're right

This fat cop will NOT catch these guys

South

That ain't the South, it's Florida

Both niggers… joggers

Cop callout white male pr Hispanics

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good for you

Should have just hit the niggers with his car as they got out

white guy running from police

Every. Damn. Time.

It’s a white guy. Fuck you racists

white guy

?

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light skinned

didn't the guy that got out have shorts on

Looks Asian

Maybe those aren't his pants.

White

Florida

Anon...I....

Natives sound restless.

jungle sounds intensifies for police making arrest

Just nuke this place

Brain-dead morons

search him and take him to jail. based. lets go.

that was the passenger
this is the driver

get one of your friends to get the cops attention when driving around

friend drives to a spot where he can possibly get away on foot

you wait in the bushes nearby for the cop to start the chase

go steal shit from the cop car

I'm surprised this doesn't happen

I would dany her andrade, if you know what I mean

HNNNNNNG

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Looks white to me

That’s an MtF tranny

She has a cute nose.

Dan continues to waste time in Vegas

GET BRYCE ON, ABRAMS.

It does more than you think… they steal all kinds of things out of cop cars in “certain neighborhoods “ when the cops give chase like ar’s, bulletproof vests, shotguns and radios

The "dad" is wearing a Depend's diaper. The "son" has a hole in his speedo where his asshole is.

nah you are

BRYCE SHOW BUTT PLS

Anti moisture device

Damper

I live in the fucking desert, why is this being advertised to me? We don't get humidity here.
Aren't most ads on peacock localized?

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I feel like this is my county because I've been driving like an asshole for decades and only been pulled once and it was blatant on my part totally deserved.

I use an anti-moisturizer for sweaty gym women and collect it to drink later.

Houston?

not when they air a specific channel like reelz

what a doughboy. you think his wife is asian or spic?

I lived in Huston and I fucking hated it… fuck sunny side and the northwest. I fucking hate Huston with a passion

touch drug bags without gloves

Are they retarded?

I live rural but I live near a big-ish
I see people stop at red lights, then run it.
Not having a license plate is common, and the cops will often just ignore blatant violations.
The state troopers aren't much better, they only seem to care about speeding. The only agency that does shit is the reservation police but they only care about revenue.

Broward County, the new northern part of the map in GTA VI.

YouTube thinks I have AIDS, no car insurance, and an opioid addiction. Sometimes targeted ads are more spray and pray

North Huston*

They have like 4 cops for one owl.

Salka new hair dye isn't working for her. Too dark.

The owl is armed with wisdom.

To be fair, Anon Babble is in your browsing hisory.

maybe he was just hanging out

Matches her black nail polish

not even bothering to chase the fleeing suspect

Lazy fuckers.

Cancer

Should have tased it instead of giving it a blanket

slow night

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I drove through it a few years ago on I-10 at like 5 am. It was hellish.

did he piss himself?

he pissed himself

Superbowl ring?

did he piss himself?

Yup

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Wise owl refuses to be exploited by Dan unlike the two-legged animals of OPL.

I love it when civvies try to help the cops then end up fucking everything up.
If you're not an expert stay the fuck out of it.
Look at her stupid fucking face when it dug it's claws in

dis soft ass nigga, jesus

sharted

civvies

Cops are civilians

another piss-related incident

Where’s you-know-who?

Where has Stella been? Anybody hear from she/her lately?

Why do niggers have a proclivity for BMw and Mercedes vehicles ?

Houston wasn't so bad
I lived in West U with the white folk
Jeff Bagwell lived a block away from me

shut up about that thing

Because the charger or altima got repo'd

They use to be considered "luxury" vehicles until they started buying them

He always misses them, kek!

Bruh

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How many felony charges would you like?

Yes.

What thing?

What do you think that 18 year old sliced his forehead open with ?

Nigger that kid looks like my best friend did when we were 11 years old

mom

He’s like 50

i kinda.. peed on myself

Fair fight is not a principle embraced by all cultures, let's put it that way. Along with ending a fight once an adversary is down. And not sucker punching. We're just different. I'll leave it at that.

him mom is 83

Never mind my apologizes anon I can see you were agreeing with me. The older nigger definitely used some weapon to slash that kids head open with

His mom is probably like 64 then.
They get knocked up young.

Fuk

to these niggers, bmw. mercedes, and other brands that may actually have some quality aspect are akin to white man magic. The desire to possess any type of magic may possess all of the resources of an african, even at the expense of life. You should search the african treatment of albinos and also bald men.

Didn't they steal a whole cop car a while back mid-chase. Cop got out to chase on foot and the runner got in the cop car and took off. Might have been a Triple Play.

Real lack of honeys in this episode.

leave my nigga cody alone

every. single. time.

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I remember reading about the killing of bald men for gold in their head in the Economist. I’ve heard about the killing of albinos for the purported magical quality of their bones.

damnit bros, i've got a fucking wasp nest in my bushes and I'm afraid of wasps. I ordered a duster and some tempo dust and I'm gonna fucking gas the shit out of these fuckers

Looks like he has been ID’d now… hope the niggers get ID’d soon

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Just be a man and do the cup of gasoline trick

Blacks are just swarm animals.

KILL DEM MOTHERFUCKUHS

leather pants

imagine the smell

if I knew where the nest was I might just for the satisfaction of wiping these out by hand, but it's in a pretty dense evergreen SOMEWHERE and I just flat out don't know where

Use some sticky foam wasp spray from Lowe’s or Home Depot and wait until dusk/nighti,e and spray the nest Dow with it and it will kill every one of those wasps.

Did you learn nothing from the guy in the trailer park last night?

Burn it all down

i just ignore mud daubers, but i grew up with killer bees

You can pretend they are jews.

Wear a leather jacket, jeans, and go from a distance.

ITS MOTHERS DAY TOMORROW WHAT THE FUCK?

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

Why do all spics have these gift set hustles. Every valentines and Mother’s Day they invade all of the local gas stations and peddle this shit

Burn your neighbor's house down to assert dominance to the wasps.

He was helping another person

I knew this lady copy was a lib.

Damn, better get to work on that card anon.

Dude pissed his pants like a little gorl

There he is, doing a lovely little dance

You know if he was dancing to YMCA he wouldn't have gotten the knee

Might pick up a few options. I really don't quite know where the nest is, I've gotta look around a bit.

I missed last nights episode....

I wanna these evergreens suck shit to have

honestly it just is a phobia at this point for me. The little fuckers set off a fight or flight response. I don't know why.

They're almost as bad

you piece of shit

The gas trick only works on hornets when they build a nest underground and you still have to wait until dark before you pour gas down the nest and blow it up with gas… Trying to light a wasp nest that about ground on fire like in a bush is a retard way to get stung or catch something else on fire.

I bet they gangbanged that detective right there in the studio after the show last night.

Because they all have a cousin who buys this shit in Mexico and drives it up to them. They pay pennies for it and sell it for a few bucks.
Thats how they work without a green card

I’m sick of this zesty cop

I'd PPV that shit.

RIP mother

kek
almost ran the guy over with his car

N

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Anyone having issues with the stream freezing?

Meeks

No.

I bet the detective pegged Dan

So they finally get back a stolen vehicle without totally destroying it? Rare.

two

based mom

This nigger stole a car from his own mother

That triple play reminds me of boomer t vs stone cold in the grocery store

stealing your 93 old mother's car to smoke crack the day before mother's day

iptv org

Imaging being 93 and sending your 60 year old grown ass son to jail. Niggers are PATHETIC!

where wegovy one, wegovy all

iptv-org github io
HBO is blocked though, sorry

Yes

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Well I got my mom a card and a little notebook, but all families are different I guess.
Qanon confirmed to be obese.

so you'd turn down the opportunity to send a nigger to jail?

I see Bryce.

Gahd dayum the schnozz on this woman.

That’s not all

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i hate this recent haircut on bryce. looks trashy.

Your light is out

I'll fix it

two weeks later...

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That's probably the only position her boyfriend does it in, her head concealed by a wall.

LOOK OUT CAUSE HERE I COME
AND I’M MUNCHING EVERY LAST CRUMB

Dem tittays

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Checked… it’s one of those weird hair bun things

B cup bra at best

wat

That is a tranny

Morgan hill

My hometown

I like it. I like trashy.

Its funny, we have to treat niggers like dogs.

Drop it

DROP IT

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fake breasts, fake teeth, most likely cosmetic surgery (at least the upper lip)
look like some high maintenance broad

new bread

Same trashy is sexy asf to me… trashy women make my pp hard because they fuck like pornstars

Why haven't they shot him already?

Tazed in the pain relief aisle.

I'd have shot that mf in the head.

Have ICE pick the spic up.

Local bumpkin misses the opportunity of the lifetime to prostrate himself and submit before the Goddess known as Officer Perez.

You still would though, right?

Shit, maybe. She's a solid 5, a 6 if she were in lingerie.

does she have to fuck dan to be on the show?

I don't understand why that boy brought a gun to school and shot my lil Jamarion. WHY LAWD WHY????

IT BE DEM WAYCISMZ EN SHIET

Thetvapp isn't working....fuck

Download VLC Media player and copy the link above.

I bought some tomato plants and a few others.

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