I DID IT. I FUCKING DID IT BROS

I quit my LOSER JOB, and I have booked a 2 month vacation to Thailand. I fucking did it bros. After I set up my tinder passport to Bangkok, I could not believe the attention. I am an incel (23yo). And these were normal women who liked me! I am so fucking excited bros. I have watched so many videos on youtube of desperate rural thai mothers giving their 18 yo daughters to farang men, I AM SOO READY!!! YES! YES! THIS IS MY FUCKING TIME BROS!! I

I HAVE EVEN STOPPED GOONING FOR MAXIMUM PLEASURE! I HAVE STOPPED MASTURBATING!

it’s a shitposter from Denmark with the elaborate larps that use buzzwords unironically.

Once fiat dies, sex tourism is something that will only happen if you own a chateau.

FUCK OFF
WE ARE FULL

Imagine thinking you’re not going to be put through the fucking ringer by “normal girls” you meet off Tinder in Thailand. lmao I’m excited to see how bad this place fucks you up.

Can you PLEASE just harvest OP's organs? We are full too

Assuming you're being genuine, be careful because especially in Thailand it's FULL of scammers and prostitutes. Yes, they use dating apps a bunch for such purposes.

Based

enjoy being raped in prison faggot

through the fucking ringer

Yea but whats the ringer for a tai girl 30$?

Just fuck some whores, but first get used to using condoms. I am not a prostitute type of guy but being surrounded by all that prime asian poon would be difficult to resist.

but first get used to using condoms

please dont enjoy the sex you have. imagine putting on a fucking condom like a cuck faggot

Imagine going in raw on a prostitute.
I protect myself so that I can go in raw on a woman I care about without giving her herpes.

these were normal women

Yea honestly I wouldn't know , I find the idea of paying for sex despicable , prostitutes probably are ridden with disease.
condoms are still for cucks though

Just use PrEP for yourself and make sure the whores are on something like acyclovir

It's not as effective as if you were using it for gay shit but it's the next best thing after condoms for preventing the most common STDs

WOW MAN, you are in for a sure bout of AIDS lucky you. Also, the local cops will get to you and blackmail you they will have you by the balls congrats and do not skip the HIV cocktail

quit his job to fuck the most used prostitutes in history on the other side of the planet

Isn't prep for engaging in anal sex?

You're about 5 to 6 years too late to the party. Thailand is awful ever since COVID ended, you and every other loser simp back in the West has had the same exact plan since then and gassed these women's egos up to the stratosphere. Not only that, the women now only want KSlop Korean trash these days anyways.

I'll be waiting for your next post in 2 months

I GOT SUPER GIGA AIDS AND HANTAVIRUS FROM A THAI PROSTITUTE... WHAT DO I DO?

Congratulations, anon. You’re about to get your back blown out by a bunch of lady boys

That is acktually smart.

hence his excitement

Fuck yeah man. I plan on going to the Philippines soon

hell ya

And these were normal women who liked me!

Hilarious

I bet there's still room

I'll be watching for Danish flags in July with those problems hahahah

it's a terrible idea, he'll fall for the first thing that gives him attention

Hate to break it to you buddy, but Thailand has been completely jeeted in the past year.

Thanks for reminding me about that british guy on facetime with the bros, sleeping with... JEFFREY...

Maybe he should use his edging skills...

Well he said he was gonna lose his virginity.

BASED. Go get em Tiger!

t-that doesn't actually happen

Incel

Lube your asshole.

sounds retarded af to me
asians are fugly
esp compared to a danish goddess

Trespassor

ah if it isn't the thai scam again. in reality even there they don't have enough and you get plenty of competition

No, he’s an incel and he thinks Thai women love him already. He’s going to show up, they’re going to love bomb him, and when they realize he has no job and no future potential, they’ll drain him of everything and then ghost him.

I’ve fucked something like 130 prostitutes, and I go raw as much as possible, and I eat their pussy and ass 90% of the time. I am still clean and clear, for now.

surely they know their value by now and are priced closer to western equivalents?

favela monkey applying Brazilian logic to Thailand

You’re out of your element, monkey.

fuck until it fall off, fren

i do this also, but in western japan

surely they know their value by now and are priced closer to western equivalents?

they always knew their value Fin , their is just too much internal competition for the price to lower . the opposite of the housing market

German cuck

CALL THEE COPS IM OFF ME ROCKKKS

wrong board dipshit

nothing clean or clear about being a shitskin seamonkey ;,,,,D

honestly i wouldn't even know how to survive there. like where do i get the local currency so i can buy anything? third world countries are not in western banking systems so the cards will be useless

Prepare your women for the BIG DANISH COCK

18 yo daughters

i totally believe you meant that age bro

A night out with a Bangkok girl who knows the game

8pm, Emsphere (1st dinner): 3000+ thb

9pm, rooftop cocktails: 4000+ thb

11pm, Baccarat or Levels: 10,000 thb (table minimum)

3am, Abundance (first after party): 3,000+ thb

4am, Lucy (second after party): 3,000 thb

6am, Mookata (second dinner): 1,500 thb

8am, finally get home…she wants to buy a gram and asks you to pay

10am, finally fuck

sleep

6pm, she wakes you up and tells you actually she’s freelance and you owe her 5,000 thb for sex

I’m a white dude from California, you dumb nigger.

Congrats. You will have the time or your life. Recommend Chiang Mai. Some advice from a nearly 40 year old - use this time to transform yourself. Don’t fuck hookers (tinder hook-ups are fine, hey your dick wet and confidence up). Don’t drink copious amounts. Train Muay Thai, hit the gym, explore Thailands beauty or a motorbike, and work on a hobby you’ve always wanted to pursue. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Congrats for grabbing it, but don’t fuck it up. SEA can destroy you if you let it. Come back a new man and look to start a family with a good woman. Not an Asian. Try Middle eastern women (Syrian, Iranian, Lebanese) if you want someone white passing with traditional values. Good luck.

your women wombs have always more room for white semen

No don't, nothing to do here anymore, you're 5 yrs too late. All the whores moved away and everything is just totally fucked now. The chinese illegals are flooding the place and trying to displace the local businesses as their economy seems to be in a bad way and many are expecting their CCP to put the chains on soon.
I've been selling all my things and looking to gtfo asap. Probably heading to Madagascar for a few months and then to Mexico for a couple yrs.

you can easily kill the bitch and bribe the police if they found her..

I quit my LOSER JOB

based. i have 3 more weeks at my loser job, then i have all summer with my children. first year in almost 2 decades where i'm doing what i want and not what is expected of me

whew thats more stuff to do in a single night than i have done in my entire life

wear condom, full of aids

JBW in SEA is law

I eat their pussy and ass 90% of the time

i wouldn't do that with normal women
goddamn virgin mindset doesn't ever change

>bbuuhhttt i enjoyyyy it

faggot

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
AAAAAAAAAAA

This, Thailand is done and dusted. Between the visa free jeets, the war-dodging Russians, and the horse of precious “influencers”, drop ship “entrepreneurs” and crypto niggers, this place is hell.

It’s 7:11 in the morning and I am just now going to sleep in Pattaya.

indeed

You sound jealous, Quong.

lmao you’re a pussy

Quong? Do you think that’s a Thai sounding name? And why would I be jealous? I have lived here for years, on a work visa, making western money. I’m in my weekend condo in Pattaya after spending all night playing pool with Thai chicks. What do I have to be jealous about?

Are you retarded? Just pay a bitch for sex, fuck her and move on with your life. Unless you're one of those cucks who actually likes to to pay women just for their time

he's going to make it

I need to book a trip to mexico right now and find some senoiritas

All these third world countries need to get nuked, the world needs a cleanup.

the war-dodging Russians

That's like 750 euro, are you guys crazy?

TRVTH NVKE

Bangkok

kek the name is asking for it

I don’t do what I described. I’m saying that’s what happens to the guys that think they’re meeting genuine girls off tinder in Bangkok.

you're out of counters you faggot ass bitch... everyone know going down is gay as fuck
you pay them money to go down thats lower than anything

real men slurp up the ass too

shut the fuck up you filthy aids on an island piece of shit

Bangkok girls live it the fuck up, and the two week millionaires that come here jack all the women up, buying bottles and tables every night. If you come live here and try to date Bangkok girls, you either have to find the rare one that doesn’t party, or you’re going to be putting up with this shit every week.

i pay to taste rotten fish of a fucking prostitute

I AM the chad

this, been with so many girls and even with current gf, never put my mouth down there, not just it's disgusting, and a submissive thing to do, but you are 10x more to have throat cancer that way.

lmao shut the fuck up meme flag puritan nigger

mental virgin

Thai girls have nice pussies. I rarely encounter one that doesn’t look good. I rarely encounter one that smells bad. You’re so clueless it’s funny.

23

bro didn't even try

You mean

FUCK ME

FILL ME UP DADDY

kek all the thai flags saying NO DONT are white expats gatekeeping

Go back to aznidentity

i bet you go down on ladyboys you disgusting freak
ass to mouth a prostitute wtf is wrong with you

You’re a fag

Congratulations on finding a way to make prostitutes more expensive, anon.

these were normal women who liked me!

O you sweet summer child.

i went there and it was disgusting. stunk like sewage, bums everywhere sleeping in the street, brutally hot and humid, stay dogs all over the place. i planned on banging some street whore but i bitched out when i read about how many of them have aids or will steal your shit when you're sleeping.

I don’t even look or speak to ladyboys, let alone engage them physically. They’re repulsive. I regularly get bad looks from my girl because I go “uggghhh katoey” every time I see one of those freaks. Thai girls like katoeys and get all offended when you make fun of them. But you keep fantasizing about ladyboys, if that’s what you’re into.

First of all dont listen to this incel thailand faggot and any demoralizing anons, 2nd of all be picky and go in raw and creampie those bitches 3rd of all do NOT fuck ugly bitches, keep your standards high and you will attract the best 4th pay attention to what you are doing BRUSH your teeth, dont pick your node, have some fucking decency and things to talk about 5th learn the local language, this will impress women as a foreigner anywhere in the world, and its not that hard, just learn the main phrases first, buy a udemy course or somethinf

Enjoy your lady boys bro I'm jelly

and I eat their pussy

You are gay, anon.

Checked.

lmao weak faggot. Good. Stay home. Everything you said is true. It’s brutally hot and humid, poor, smelly, and everyone has HIV. (I keep forgetting I am supposed to be gate keeping)

Disgusting

WE ARE FULL

Thailand confirmed for being full of BIG DANISH COCK

You’re gay, eating pussy is rad.

you fit the part of a pegged up faggot like a glove
never seen a nigger who brags about sucking up prostitutes ass

congrats
enjoy your diseases

they’ll drain him of everything and then ghost him.

You mean they'll drain him of everything then drug him and harvest his organs?

Yeah, you jelly. Check 'em.

and I eat their pussy and ass 90% of the time.

I don't get this. If anything they should be paying you.

Asian guys can make pretty cute girls actually , same with whites but our cocks are to big , small asian cock is much more fem

Nah doesn’t happen here.

I mean it does. It definitely does. Don’t come here. There’s a very high likelihood you’ll be drugged and robbed. That’s a real thing that happens all the time.

n-no, you are gay!

sucking dicks and having your butt pumped is rad!

Not an argument, this is cope.

You are gay.

this is what average men in white countries have to do to get a girlfriend
wish I could find love here, I don't wanna leave here

i wonder what the average bodycount around there is. thai girls in porn look so dead inside that they probably take so many dicks in a day that the last guys cum is still in there and the next guy gets all excited about how "wet" she is

Eating a brasses pussy hahaha fucking hell

You're making it son.

Honestly with how I fuck, some of these women should be paying me. But usually the ones I really like end up becoming semi-fwb. They’ll fuck for free when the rent isn’t due or they don’t have some money emergency. Once or twice they might ask for help. I tried meeting regular chicks but I met a string of batshit crazy club girls. This chick Naam was a “good girl”, getting her degree, never worked the bar, never hooked…she’d come over late at night and fuck, but she would always stay up til 7-8 am doing nitrous and coke. It’s much easier to just find a chill bar girl, establish a quasi-FWB routine, and keep them happy when they do need some cash.

I prefer the Philippines. The ladyboys aren't as cute but they speak better English.

I’m not interested in any discussion about cocks, thanks.

Don't get hooked up with your first piece of tai ass, you have 2 months of milking to endure.

congrats? enjoy the ladyboys?

Get pressured by society's belief that you have to have a wife and children.

Can't get a girlfriend.

Go to Thailand.

Sexpat slop.

Life is not about that farang man.
Hope you can develop rational thinking one day.

Why are you guys obsessed with gay sex? I’m very much against it

HAHA ya i can imagine. Im short if that helps so its like talking about height for me

Dude you're a faggot. You eat prostitute pussy. I rarely eat my bitch. That's crazy.

Brazilian police corruption has been pretty much a 1% issue for the last 5 years, anon. And that 1% of corrupt cops go for millions, not for incel prostitute clients. The chance of you getting shook up by a regular street cop in Brazil is nill. Unlike your country
You are way out of touch

lmao don’t be such a fucking baby

Go train for 2 months at a muay thai gym, faggot. Or else there is little hope for you.