>nobody wants to wor-

>nobody wants to wor-

c

Based test to filter nonwhites and women. I don't see an issue.

dumbass

Cool nigger repellent

None of the above

Yes, not wanting to have to prove that you aren't retarded before getting a job means you don't want to work

can't even fill out a test meant to keep out 80iq monkeys

Used cars?

Time for the true test. Can't get the job if you fail.

keked

C
B
Next question

Why do you need abstract reasoning to answer the call line at CarMax?

The answer is it: it depends on what you're mopping up.

Whelp turns out I don't know how to mop.

obviously C
t. mopped my room 2 years ago

This one has got to be an assessment after a training that would have contained the exact answer.

It could be A or C

C. I win, 170 IQ

MUH DIP

all of these are wrong.

dip, squeeze, mop, flip, mop, repeat

is the correct process for mopping unless you want to be waiting for a couple of hours for water to evaporate and/or leak down to lower levels because the building you are working in is probably trash if they can't even tell potential janitors that a mop should have the excess water squeezed out of it before you rub it all over the floor.

God damn, humanity is absolutely cooked. You wish our future would be like Idiocracy, but it's going to be so much worse.

Holy shit i havent laughed so hard at wagekikes in months. Ty frenchsama

God you're so pathetic
Here I'll take this bat and just beat the shit out of you. That filters out black people too

Cope and die Nazi cope and die
I'm gonna take your credit card one day I hope you know
Your life belongs to me cuck I own it you're unpersoned
But hey blaaaack people

I mean, I would say "C" but that implies the fourth shape follows the rule of the first two. Why should it?
Should I read less philosophy?

I'm with you finnbro.
It drives me fucking insane that there's no actual question posed.

Mop dip GODS, we're flooding the halls tonight.

Sell your clunker to Carmax and move to China.

that question is so piss easy, they are basically just filtering out the mentally disabled.
I had shit like that, too. psychological evaluation, having to solve puzzles under time constraints and so on.
afterwards I got the results that also showed me how I placed compared to all other applicants. made me realize why they do these tests, because I didn't feel like I did particularly well, and I was still in the top10%, kek

sample question

it's meant to be easy. reddit OP is probably complaining about doing the puzzle, not the actual question which even a child could understand

This test was created by female HR

MOP DIP MUHFUGGA

redditor can't get the 80IQ question right

Of course I'm not surprised

I could come up with a set of rules that would make any of the other answers make sense as well.

No you can't, and there's a reason you didn't. You're just a fucking retard.

You're welcome, hungarianon.

this has to be a joke

Oh neat, hell

Here's an actual abstract reasoning question

Could be worse.

Why do you need abstract reasoning to answer the call line at CarMax?

The most rigorous psychological testing I've ever been subjected to was for a taco bell application
The questions were some of the most insanely unrelated- no right answer-bullshit I have ever seen

Memeflag.

Mop dip flop flip mop mop dip flop dop flip mop mip.

I'm the Scatman

dip dippy flip mop mop mop mop

Mop mop dip dip mop mop flip flip mop flip mop flip mop flip dip

Mopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmop

So theoretically what is HR supposed to actually do? Because this seems useless

HR is run by angry feminists. Nate is fucked.

absolutely dystopian

I quit going to work after I realized 90% of the time I'm just wasting my time doing pointless shit nobody cares about and not getting ahead in life.
I worked there a lot over the past 12 years and the wagie community was a major factor in my decision to not work anymore. NEETs did it to an extent as well but WAGIES are far worse.
Someone could give a long drawn out and factually accurate explanation of what would have to happen for me to even be able to one day buy a home and have a family and why working was fraudulent. The post would get a dozen responses of

WHY SHOULD YOU EAT?

when you know you know

economic collapse is coming

stack metals the end is nigh

keep waging faggot

100% eoy silver will reach 5k an ounce

Or some equally long schizo post explaining numerology, using bible scripture and random posts here explaining how by the end of the year billions will be unemployed because of the AI.
Here we are.
After seeing the nothingburger today I came here just to watch the seething and suicide letters. It’s beyond EOY, the jobs didn't disappear, the banks didn't collapse (unfortunately), no more use cases and all the dirty laundry is out in the air now.
It’s not going to be Millennial's Economic Paradise, it will not be the Roaring 20's all over again. The world will not be descending into hyper deflation and prosperity (as was obsessed over for months/years) it will be going on as usual with no major gains or rewards.
I will enjoy watching wagies burn every step along the way.
Why?
Because those fucking idiots deserve it all.

C

B
also this:
youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-z6s3BxGU

its fake

I'm at dip.

How to get your office shot up and it be your fault without pulling the trigger yourself

The genius of this is that you can ask really hard questions and filter out people who are too smart for the job.

how can the portal go through itself

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I usually pay a columbian girl to do it. Unless the dog pukes and I need to clean it up. That usuallly involves more dipping and squeezing.

Fails IQ test. LMAO, sub 90 IQ score. Current state of socialism.

Try applying some abstract thinking.

When I was in college they used to have applicants take iq tests for certain internships. What some people did was “practice” taking tests multiple times until they scored high
…which seems to defeat the purpose of an iq test

that's not a hard one at all

Gotta start with a dip. You're right.

what's a rule that would make the correct answer (d)?

its not even that this is hard
its more that you have to do some dumb shit like this for every single fucking entry job like a uni degree and work exp isnt enogh, that their company is that special

It's crazy to me how there is always one dude who finds some justification for retarded ass job application questions

Based mopper

There's no reason the answer wouldn't be A also.

All tests are rayciss, anon.

What would be so bad about having a basic iq test like this filter out who can and can't vote?

based room mopper

That's turbo racist, anon.
Just like a literacy test.

It's a trick question. You always start with a dip.

the portal bearing block is also oriented wrong when it emerges from itself, it should be rotated to the same angle as the offset between the entrance and exit portals
furthermore why doesn’t the pillar it’s sitting on also emerge from the portal? Are we supposed to believe there is some portal-proof material that pillars can be made out of? Because the very concept is absurd.
anyway the obvious answer is to drop one portal block into the marianas trench and mail the other one to tel aviv

its actually A not C because A is most abstract to to all 3

But... Dysgenic fertility has always been our greatest strength!

Ringer finger longer than index finger..

if someone cannot understand a hypothetical, I just stop talking to them.

poggers

I run iq tests when hiring for my company. It isn’t even intended to be a retard filter, it works as one though.
It is purely to identify whether the applicant can recognize patterns because it will tell me if they can figure shit out on their own or not. Not a perfect 1 to 1, but higher scores don’t need babysitting.
I also refuse to use hr cunts and interview each person

c thang

or A

probably A if it has to be abstract

All starts with mop

None start with dip

How the fuck ya mop a dry floor? First one is dip. Faggot troon hr never mopped.

Most people aren't complaining about the difficultly of the exams. It's the fact that most part time jobs are adopting these extra barriers to employment. My nephew applied for a stocker job at Walmart and had to take a personality exam and then had a logic exam for a job at Home Depot.
These exams will only filter out whites since they are the only group with the self respect to not waste their time on it. Most places that have hiring exams like this are filled with obedient spics and jeet workers.

Neither. The momentum is on the falling portal, and neither of those options show the pillar rising out of the blue portal with the ramp on it falling off.

Yeah I came up with A too. The only hint you get is "abstract reasoning". Thats really the only problem with the question. An autistic person needs to understand the rules of the test. Its easy to convince yourself something more complex is going on. I could convince myself there is some math thing going on and it would still be "abstract reasoning". All they are looking for is the most unique shape from the other 3. Thats why they included 2 circles with lines that were going in different directions. The wrong circle would have the lines going in the same direction as the diamond shape.

Who knows it could be wrong. Fuck this test.

These exams will only filter out whites since they are the only group with the self respect to not waste their time on it. Most places that have hiring exams like this are filled with obedient spics and jeet workers.

That's just because corporations get government money for every subhuman/woman they hire

You aren't looking for abstractness you are looking for congruity. That is why the same shape is used for the top example

Work is spelled with a k, retard.

You have to dip first.

You know what I really don't give a fuck. I can convince myself that any one of those answers were true if I thought about it long enough. If it is as simple as you say the test is for someone retarded or a monkey. Put the square in the square hole.

if there isn't a clearly formulated condition then then any answer is as good as any other

I've never mopped a day in my life and could still tell it was C because it gets the most mops per dip without spreading the same dirt everywhere

no you dont, you would just get filtered faster, no one likes wise guys

I would ask for bathroom break then concrete all HR department toilets

Back around 2017 I was interviewing for an entry level data analyst position at a medium sized software company with around 200 employees.
criteriacorp.com/candidates/ccat-prep

I ended up getting the highest score the CEO had ever seen, 99th percentile on it.

He gave me a phone interview afterwards but his goal wasn't to hire me but to determine if I had access to a test bank. The job only paid around 45k leafbucks so I'm not sure what that guy's problem was. I suspect most employers don't really want intelligent employees.

wtf I thought that bullshit ended after high school

what if something spilled?

Are you mopping to clean or mopping up a spill? There's not enough information to answer correctly.

blue portals going inside and out of blue portals and yellow portal

I once took a test and thought I did bad, I was in the top 1% of my state
My granddad was an astrophysicist
I can't be fucked to do anything in this worthless society

These exams will only filter out whites since they are the only group with the self respect to not waste their time on it. Most places that have hiring exams like this are filled with obedient spics and jeet workers.

Then they deserve it

also narrator: there were many opportunities for nate to take revenge but nate was a pussy and he let HR women boss him around

It's funny how tests like that completely disappear once you are applying for real corporate positions and not wagie jobs. This is because those tests exist to filter out the Shaniquas of the world without being judged as racist.

it says abstract reasoning so its a

or its D

Objectively one answer is correct. C is the obvious answer. Anyone that says otherwise is a midwit. This is the simplest of pattern recognition questions. If you struggle with this, I’m sorry. All this shows is you are unable to figure something out without a hand holding

it says abstract reasoning

The location of the missing blank is D, regardless of the figure shape correlation etc, thats abstract

Or its A, cause its like C, the logical answer, but with an abstract variety

mopping is for removing the dirty water after you already washed the floor

dipshitting

What do you think abstract reasoning means?
You are just finding the pattern and relationship
The pattern is obvious, there is no justification for an answer other than c.
Again if you disagree you are being dumb not le genius

this fails to even make clear which are the options and which are the question, or if there even is a question

Do people really take more than 3 seconds to get the answer?

Ok, tell us those rules, highly autistic person.

Positional.
A,B,C Positions are filled in the above answer.
D would be the only missing position like filling a grid.

AB
C

AB
CD

Although C is probably the correct answer

Mop mop mop flip mop mop mop dip

Mop, mop, mop, flip, mop, mop, mop, dip is the obvious answer.

B

Picking C will result in $7.25/hour

You're not gettin the job Anders

kek

This is retarded. Its as retarded as saying

1 2

3 x

Which is correct use abstract reasoning

A=1 B=2

C=4 D=5

And you choosing d because its in the same position as x.
The only viable solution is c because it completes the pattern, which is the ask of abstract reasoning

pour soap water
scrub with a scrub
mop up
repeat

if you only use the mop and keep mixing the same water you are not cleaning the floor, just smearing the dirt out

moped while you should have dipped.

Dude asked for a rule that would made D a correct answer. Not "Tell me why D is the correct answer"

didn't dip first

fail

Do any wagies know the right answer for this?

car, but what's so max about it? i think you're missing something here, buddy

University of Poland masters degree final exam

And I am pointing out that the rule is fundamentally incorrect and inconsistent with the problem.
The rules are quite obvious and the exact purpose of a simple question like this is to filter out people that cannot comprehend a basic request.

Genuine 300 IQ level

This is why we need those tests.

I can't tell you how many times people want to tell you you're mopping wrong on the job and everyone, every single manager WHO IS NOT NO MOPPING has their special unique way of doing it they want you to follow. It changes every night, every shift, every establishment too...

It's the simplest task and the management overcomplicates it to hell and back.

saying c is not abstract at all

there are no stated rules
you made those up in your head
you could come up with any other rules and come to a different answer

all answers are correct
no answers are correct
these tests are always shit made by monkeys who can't reason thinking they're smart if you can't read their minds

Time to make sure you're a CULTURAL FIT

The answer is C, but it's rude of the question to not specify where you're supposed to insert your answer within the picture.

Define abstract reasoning midwit

False

The entire point is that there are not stated rules. That is the purpose of the question. You fail to recognize patterns, you are unable to accomplish a task without handholding or leadership review.

why wouldn't it be A?

square vs circle
lines in opposite directions

questions like this confuse me - not because I can't figure out the dozen or so different ways to relate, but because which one is relevant? am I trying to find the missing one? Then it's C, like what the fuck is the objective

Can't get the job if you fail.

Does it pay?

C

there are multiple patterns, all valid interpretations if you do not specify a rule
illiterate monkey

It's C

A)

no flipping completely wastes the scrubbing potential of one face of the mophead, retard tier choice

B)

too much time wasted in flipping and dipping, mophead isn't reaching peak saturation with regards to floor filth

C)

the patrician's choice. the mophead gets properly satuated and both faces are utilized to maximize pickup from the floor. any other choice means you're a braindead nigger slug wasting everyone's time

D)

you're wasting all your time dipping and you're not flipping
if you chose D, you're actually a nigger looking for ways to waste time on the clock

t. janny manager

It takes no brain power to answer it. If it does you shouldn't be driving.

Max(white font) = maximum white color = B

this is exactly 100 IQ midwit type shit

Some americans have to pay the interviewer if they don't get the job.

Orthogonal steps from top right lose 1/steps*6 lines
The pattern could expand out like this and we're only seeing a sample of it

So, you never drain the mop?

This
I understand the answer they want. But drawing a conclusion about a pattern over such a small sample size is idiotic and would be retarded for nay real world applications.

I am autistic and do very well on standard sized tests. But I am always thinking to myself

What is the retarded answer they are looking for

While taking the tests

More businesses should IQ test. Simple questions like this one at least make sure you aren't hiring a retard.

You follow the pattern of the example to answer the question. It's not more complicated then that.

I'm dieing here. Got it stuck in my head now to the tune.

Ah.

relatable

Some americans have to pay the interviewer if they don't get the job

Here is an idea

Rent out empty steel building

Make it look like a company

Interview dozens of people a day

Hire nobody

Make them all pay

Business is actually trolling applicants and there is no company. Rent the space as storage for other people.

a call center job selling used cars
I used to do it, it can pay okay if you make your sales and hit your scores. Its not commission based, you get graded in three categories that use a points system for setting up dealership appointments, running credit applications, QA call scores, conversion rate as well as how many customers you help. Your scores are counted over a four week period and you get an incentive payment based on that. Base pay started at 20/hr and you could go up to 27/hr if you hit your marks.

They use a system called Call Miner that transcribes every single call you have to text and then uses an AI to determine if you are using enough empathy, using company terms, and not using jargon and such.

Every single call is a QA call and it can be stressful.

Not to mention that the way they use Salesforce anyone can go in and steal credit for appointments and sales that you set up. Their answer to this issue was to always double check your stuff. It was hard to when it would be the asshole sales guys at the dealerships essentially deleting hours of work you put in to make a sale.

Tons of outbound calls which sucked, but you could work from home aside from a week per month.

The training was 8 weeks long and paid 23/hr and was fully remote, which was nice.

If you don't mind call center work and going all out frantically working your leads and always looking over your shoulder its not too bad.

I worked with several blacks when I was at Carmax, one of the trainers was black and there was a black lady in my class who was hired on as a supervisor.

Here's a question for you:

Solve for Jeremy:

X + 3(y) = Concrete, where pizzas are 50% tastier on tuesdays. Y = the squiggly floater you can never get a good look at once in awhile

Good one. I think A based on how fast gravity switches.

I'm going to start singing mop flip mop dip to myself from now on

mop flip mop dip mop flip mop dip mop flip mop dip

I will spell out to hold your hand
Vertically point one shifts from a square to a circle. Horizontally point one shifts from empty to diagnal horizontal lines.
This means b and d are eliminated.
There is no indication of rotation which would eliminate a as viable.
You are obviously comprehending that c is the correct choice, but you choose to be obtuse saying “well actually there is noting to say a isn’t an answer”
That is a midwit take and solely shows that you are unable to handle tasks independently. For you to call anyone else a monkey is quite ironic and hilarious. I feel bad for you, good luck in life though.

Portals can't be on moving objects in the game.

InB4 you shoot a portal on the moon in portal 2 and the moon isn't stationary

do you not see the dashed underline under the word max?
congrats, you fell into midwit trap
now try to save face by guessing whether you should pick A or C

Mop mop mop dip mop mop mop flip

The stripes of A are facing the wrong way

solve for Jeremy

here's a script for Risperidone, Jeremy, it should help with the disorganized thinking and the autistic irritability

hope it helps!

B if the bloat force exerted was perfect

Triangle -> Triangle with sw to ne stripes

Circle -> Circle with sw to ne stripes

So Autism is making simple things complicated

I swear these posts are made by kikes

anything bad is good because we pretend it's pro white

They do it for free and they have take a test to do it?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You actually don't have to. Maybe they're mopping up your mom's juice she spilled first

I suspect most employers don't really want intelligent employees.

Intelligent employees insist on higher standards and time is money.

Incorrect

Yeah, I think im going to ride out my unemployment benefits until they run out.

Absolute clown world job market jesus christ.

No you put your hand upon your hip THEN you dip I dip we dip

no squeeze

Whore is spelled with reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jeet code on display

Because it's not the best choice

Put my hand upon your hip then I dip we dip you dip mop mop mop dip mop mop flip mop mop dip mop mop flip moppity moppity dippity moppity moppity flippity bippity

This is how you filter out the niggers and pajeets anon.

Is this for a job as a Health Services Navigation Ambassador?

Lol i’m lazily arguing on my phone.
I prefer intelligent employees and pay above market average. It makes life easier to not have to second guess employee work. I make everyone take an iq test

Whats the point of asking the question if its literally what it seems to be? There is nothing to think about if the answer is C. That is the first answer that even a drooling retard with down syndrome would find.

Put my hand upon your hip then I dip we dip you dip mop mop nigga' hail Hitler mop dip mop mop flip mop mop dip mop mop flip moppity moppity dippity moppity moppity flippity bippity

If they wanted you to consider a larger sample size then one example the question would have told you to do that.

We need a jannie to help us with this one.

No intelligent employee would ever take that test.

c

lol and if unironically lmao even

Mop flip mop dip mop flip mop dip
Is really catchy

This is the equivalent of an easy question on an IQ test.

MMMFMMMD

out of the ordinary, obvious 'go to'

Yeah thats the abstract part

If anything its D, if you take the meta of the question itself into play

Because this thread has anons stumbling all over it. You don't know how smart you are unless you are confronted by morons.

Fuckin underrated posts kek

Also how are there actual fucking retards itt who can't get it, I thought this thread was going to about making fun of the redditor retard. Anon Babble is even dumber than I thought.

abstract
adjective
/ˈabstrakt/
1.
existing in thought or as an idea but not having a physical or concrete existence

C, is literally, concretely so So it must be not.

Simple yet effective racism.

I wouldn't be surprised if most of Anon Babble is bots at this point. I wonder if you fed the image to ChatGPT or something could it get it or not.

Anons complaining about this question yet happily share their "IQ" results when those tests have many questions like this.

Me thinks they were lying about ever taking an IQ test

Abstract reasoning is not “out of the ordinary”. I will be charitable and assume english is your second language and you don’t understand this term.

“Abstract reasoning refers to the ability to analyze information, detect patterns and relationships, and solve problems on a complex, intangible level”

I pulled that from some website but essentially abstract reasoning is the ability to discern an answer without explicit instructions via pattern recognition.
It is not “which answer becomes the most obtuse”. It is “which answer best fits the pattern”
This is retarded

Shit you have only further solidified you have zero grasp of the question.

Getting hung up on the word "abstract" and ignoring the example pattern completely

I would guess it's 80% or more of bots to users. Look at how many posts here that don't actually address OP's posts.

imagine comparing this to someone who has to overhaul all religion including hidden ones like ones for money and material comforts and ethnical habits patterns traumas... and somehow expecting similar standards or measurements for productivity. GOD HELP !!!

I walked out of a personality test in an interview the other day. It had questions like "you feel lonely" and "other people talk about you behind your back." And you had to rate it from 1-5. Also they didn't tell me there was going to be a test until I got there for the interview

What's VCAT?

There's no way they can make him pay, unless threatening to complaing to VCAT is actually threatening for some reason.

Based swede bringing volvo 740 back

Go fucking kill yourself kike.

C is the only objective answer but there's ALWAYS some dumb fuck kike who can't help but be subversive clowns.

2 squares

1 circle

2 empty shapes

1 filled shapes

Answer D has the most in common with the above shapes.

It's C and you are brown.

I do however after this is a humiliation ritual. It's not a human thing to do because if someone asked me during an interview to do an abstract reasoning test I'd stab them in the eye with a pen for the insult.

its A.
lines = direction its going
top right = north east
bottom right = south east

but unironically it might actually be

fucked up thing is both of these people look similar to naked eyes. or even societally imposed eyes. so what do you do?

Well there is no question asked. Thats the issue with such retarded things. You have to climb into their little dome and supposedly know what they're asking or how it's meant to be.

Sometimes multipile answers can be right..
but noo you must choose the right one that they ought to be correct
.AND OTHERWISE YR DUMB

idgaf its D or A

suck my Cock bro

it's obviously c
you'd have to be an absolute mongoloid not to see that
whoever this faggot is at his 'limit' should be shot
even a 5 year old could work out what the missing fucking shape is
die
die die die

I love how jobs now ask your sexual orientation now in prescreening. I remember 15 years ago all you needed to do was send out a resume. All this hoop jumping is why people don’t want to work. Cut all this bullshit out

This is probably for some low skilled job, so literally no point. Also some HR roastie probably made it so good luck picking not the correct answer, but what she thinks is the "correct" answer.

Some americans

That's Australia.

So theoretically what is HR supposed to actually do?

Put him on a pip so he can be fired for cause at a moment's notice

Because this seems useless

It's a very useful slave compliance test that helps them weed out people without sufficient slave-brain

I think this is 80-90IQ question

There is a question asked: use abstract reasoning to solve the pattern.
If you cannot discern that from the image than you have already been filtered by the question and it has done its job.
There are not multiple right answers, a question like this and a comment like that both show that you make an abysmal employee who cannot do anything without being told exactly what to do.
Hint: if you disagree with the above you are only further showing how retarded you are.

the only way to win, is to not play the game

Right and Up from an empty circle is always a diamond. Right and up from an empty Diamond is always a striped diamond.
C is the correct answer, but D can work too. A better test of abstract reasoning, if that's what they wanted in an employee, would be to generate a rule for each of these answers. They're just trying to find a midwit that can follow simple directions.

The trick to doing well on these tests is to not overthink or overcomplicate it. This isn't a proof of the Poincare conjecture.

You don't really win anything by doing well on these tests.
abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836

Jordan, a 49-year-old college graduate, took the exam in 1996 and scored 33 points, the equivalent of an IQ of 125. But New London police interviewed only candidates who scored 20 to 27, on the theory that those who scored too high could get bored with police work and leave soon after undergoing costly training.

Most Cops Just Above Normal The average score nationally for police officers is 21 to 22, the equivalent of an IQ of 104, or just a little above average.

Jordan alleged his rejection from the police force was discrimination. He sued the city, saying his civil rights were violated because he was denied equal protection under the law.

But the U.S. District Court found that New London had “shown a rational basis for the policy.” In a ruling dated Aug. 23, the 2nd Circuit agreed. The court said the policy might be unwise but was a rational way to reduce job turnover.

Jordan has worked as a prison guard since he took the test.

I could come up with a set of rules that would make any of the other answers make sense as well.

Yeah these tests are retarded and pointless most of the time. They just want a wagecuck that follows directions.

c seems the most efficient
do I get the job as the CEO of flat surface conservation?

its a sample question you retard

yes you can
you can assume only squares can get stripes (because only that is proven in the first row) and now circle has to be followed by empty square

Are you guys getting the multiple choice answers confused for the example pattern?

I'm just telling you that you can come up with logical rules that would make C incorrect. You're just too dumb

a 49-year-old college graduate

I'm sure it was because he was too smart and not being old as fuck

memeflag sub-iq jeet

Lolololol
Good luck with pic related

You can’t and this question shows you are retarded.

correct

You are supposed to make the least amount of assumptions you stupid nigger, that is a basic staple of logic which is what Occam's Razor comes from. The answer is C.

Rebekah

This is peak jewing.
Her nose probably works as a sundial if she lays down outside.

its amazing how much brown is ITT
C you downies

no, YOU can't. Because you're dumb
I know the answer is C. I'm just refering to what this anon said , which is true.

B

there are multiple answers

b-b-but C

don't care, eat shit nigger hahaha

Turns out it was a polish citizenship test.

c
2 circles
2 stripes ////
2 "squares"
2 blank
what i would say

read my reply in the context. Also, fuck you

The dweebs trying to justify anything other than C fail to understand that you're meant to be filtered too because you're just retarded in a different way

HOW IS NO ONE GETTING A????
only a retarded midwit would choose C

Maybe it's intended to keep out 80 IQ monkeys, but the issue with tests like this is that it's more quick decision making and following patterns and directions. The test is about abstract reasoning, but if you consider C to be the correct answer, it's just "abstract enough" that is desired. One could argue that the purported pattern isn't supported by anything save for the single example, and thus blindly selecting C, while intuitive, is not necessarily reflective of what you should do in a real life circumstance. You're going with the flow based on an idea of what is expected of you. You're not considering all the potential variables that could justify any of the other options.
Just in the sake of patterns, consider. 2 shapes are diamonds, and 2 shapes are blank. Only 1 shape is lined. So D might be a totally valid answer, as it is statistically the most likely given the grouping.

It isn’t true, the answer is objectively c. Anyone that says otherwise or tries to act intelligent claiming there are no rules and therefore magically anything can apply are mitwits with an iq just barely high enough to grasp what is spelled out for them

yep, no time wasting autistics needed. simple, efficient solutions are necessary in the workplace. any answer other than c and you are unemployed.

No you fucking can't you stupid nigger. You can't make ANY argument that is stronger than the argument that it is C. Which is all the question is asking. These questions always ask for the BEST answer and the BEST answer is Objectively C. Even funnier is pretending the question is flawed when even by this own thread it is acting perfectly fine as an IQ filter.

lmfao

This was the true humor thread all along

Yfw if you pass the IQ test for 5 year olds you don't get the job because you won't break the law to push the latest financing scam that's only illegal until the customer agrees to it

tries to act intelligen

it's not about that. it's kind of ocd thing. If you don't have it, you wont understand it. Finish anon, who started this discussion knows the answer is C. I know the answer is C. But our brains just find different rules to make it not be C
I hope you're not one of those people who can't understand conditionals,b eause that would make all that exchange pointless.
fuck you. You're not nearly as smart as you think, faggot. This is 80-90 IQ question at best

Damn I just got abstractmogged

That's why the test works because they don't want to hire you guys any more than a turbo normie who picks one at random

Right and this test is designed precisely to filter this kind if person out. When i higher an employee, who goes out to a customer’s house, I need him to be able to fix shit on his own without calling me for help.
If he has an “ocd thing” where he knows what to do, but maybe he can do it differently even if he knows its wrong, he is not a functioning employee.
This question is obviously not a conditional. This question is incredibly simple. This question is not the obtuse thought experiment you perceive it to be. You are the prime example of what makes iq tests for employment necessary and viable.
You are legitimately not as smart as you think you are, you probably sit around 113 iq give or take a few points if i had to guess.
People like you make for the worst employees; smart enough to know the answer, not smart enough to work without instruction

not really, cause I would pick C, while still having those thoughts. So it doesn't sift out autists

Test prep academies offer IQ test prep

Very popular amongst the certain communities

Increases scores by 15-20 points or more

They get 105 on average

Curious

hes right retard look at my post

you're dumb as fuck

Hire

Well that was ironic lol

can't understand conditionals

Textbook <90 IQ.
kek

Thats why you do a series of questions you fucking mong lmao

jannie test

Holy kek

if i had to guess.

you guessed wrong, but I wouldn't expect anything else from you

It's the third one. It's the most productive and least wasteful.

if unironically lmao even

Anyone that talks like this deserves to die.

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Well you appear to be a midwit but feel free to prove the class wrong. Otherwise i will conclude i am closer to correct than otherwise as you will obviously ree about 40 questions lol

I think the main gripe is a job application taking an hour to fill out just for the employer to throw it into the dumpster and never call back. It caps the amount of jobs an applicant can apply for and harms their overall chances of getting a job.

I don't give a fuck, homo
My IQ is 130. It's meh, but still 2SDs higher than yours, retard

Could you give us an example or two?

You don't understand the point or context of the test or question at all. Think about who is making the test. Not some genius looking for brilliant minds. Think about who the test is for. Entry level wagies.

Of course its C, its not a test to screen for elite level genius that can creatively reimagine what the test is asking for. You can't call yourself intelligent if you don't understand the context (social, systemic, utility) of such a simple and easy test. Again, the test is simple, near busy work level of questions to see if you have at least the basic ability to interpret the obvious and are able to work without needing disability accomodations.

Is it better to have spics than arabs or pajeets? Which is the lesser evil?

Flipping the mop saves a lot of time / is more efficient. You're doubling the amount of time it takes with A.

Chances are this test won't mean shit. If you get it wrong you're probably more likely to get the job if you're a darkie.

If you fail this you win something else. Let the Poles succeed at this one.

spics by far
i've lived in both california and northern england
americans don't know how good they have it

141 last time i took the test i just offered you. Phone posting limits my file upload though. Opened this in incognito
I again stand by statement that you come off as a midwit incapable of working on your own

mine was a legit test, done by a professional, not some online bullshit
if you were that smart you wouldn't have troubles understanding what's my point. You're a dumbass

These shape questions usually with "find the next in the sequence" are basically for people who have looked up how examiners actually grade these.
In real life if you determine a pattern from a sample size of 1 set of 2, then you are fucking retarded.

so they want to filter out smart people and only want normie good goys?

I have taken legitimate tests too, the fucking point was to verify your statement you absolutely braindamaged retard. Took one in grade school, i think when i was 16 and scored 147. It varies over time.
I offered you a link to determine a quick verification. It was pretty obvious you would reject actually taking a test thoufh lmao

I unironically use them to only hire intelligent people. Normies tend to be terrible employees

ah, i see the confusion here

the amount that you pay me does not entitle you to use my likeness in media

check my job description--appearances in media is not in it

glad we could clear that up

twat

that's cause I don't care what you think about me. I certainly won't take 20 minutes out of my Sunday evening to do a test for some pretentious faggot.
I just fell for the "time sunk in" fallacy to this discussion. There's no reason to argue with a retard, such as yourself

There you go from a different computer. Feel free to take the 40 questions quick test for comparison, i am curious

B, because D is already guilty of race mixing

Be American

get interviewed for a job

don't get the job (you're not black and/or disabled enough)

tip the interviewer

Pretty weird how there's so many posts of people desperately trying to posture about how they are smarter than another poster. I guess that's part of the selection process-will the applicant be a colossal fucking faggot over every single question and use it as a vehicle to masturbate his superiority complex?

Right exactly, you will spend 20 minutes of your Sunday bitching that there aren’t rules in an iq test question but you won’t spend the same amount of time taking the iq test.
Fucking pathetic midwit lmao

shieeett how they gonna know i mop if they aint no wata on da floor

I'd pick A ,its 50/50 if they flunk me on everything else,

That's how a smart person would make use of the results from this test. But chances are the HR roastie who copied and pasted this test from elsewhere is probably not even looking at the results. It's just another time waster.

Its not so much as posturing that someone is smarter, it is more explaining that the test question filters for intelligence. And as conversation evolved the level of intelligence of people disagreeing with the correct answer becomes obvious.
I very rarely boast or state my iq.
Fair point though, that isn’t the intention beyond rere who boasted about his iq but failed to actually provide any evidence of the such

The Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal?
Seems to be an Australia thing. The only way I see this working in the states is if you have to sign some sort of papers to even be interviewed.

I'll spend 15 minutes reading about mopping and tell you that IQ tests administered online is less useful than your mopping technique.

Last time I took the test

Last time

Of multiple times

"retarded ass"

African American Vernacular English

Of course you have a problem with it

I took a* test. Better? It was last year too.

Does this reference vcat in Australia? Going to assume this isn't American unless there's another vcat that isn't Victorian court in Australia.

I would argue that you are looking for a specific IQ range for the role as a minimum bar but then the person's attitude and ability to actually perform the role and work within the company is far more important. But all the people in this thread are proving is that an antisocial faggot isn't a good pick no matter how high he values his own intelligence.

Got to make sure I do well on a nonsensical test equivalent to something used to entertain a child so that I can prove I'm intelligent and useful to my Jewish overlords.

25pbtid

No one cares it took you 30 tries to get big number on an online pop science IQ test. The instant midwit cope at being outed violating testing conditions is obvious.

No, i pay about 30% above market average for the role and help with housing because i like competent workers. I also give annual wage increases of inflation plus between .5% and 5% based on their year.
Smart well paid employees make a business run like a well oiled machine.

I got this in 3 minutes, answer D.
But it's a retarded auestion because 99% of the world population could have solved it in 10 seconds or less if you actually told them what you wanted, which was what the shapes on the left put together could form.
This is why iq tests are jewish. Cryptic for no reason.

B?

FRANCE WITH TEH BANTZ

only 3 person got the right answer

absolute state of this board

*Plop*

It's more worrying that you're not able to see the bots.

Whatever suitably gets the job done, how about that

If I throw you at a wall you're gonna smash into it. if I throw a wall at you, the same force is applied. It's always been B.

I'm so mad I just did that stupid test and it doesn't let you see the results until you pay $10. Of course they've already got my test results for their data. Fuck you for posting that link.

When i did it last year it was free. Thats on me. My bad.

I think the real intelligence test is if you pay them or not.

D is also the only repeating figure, nothing else has anything to do with a potential series. Foreknowledge and answer confirmation invalidates IQ tests for a reason but the irony is months of studying the tests still only bumps people up 10-20 points. Even knowing the format and past answers the time limit still wins on a proctored test.