What's the point of a girlfriend when you can just buy one of these for $30 off amazon?

What's the point of a girlfriend when you can just buy one of these for $30 off amazon?

What kind of meals does it cook anon? How well does it keep your house clean. How does it perform for looking after the kids when you go for a game of golf?

imagine the post nut clarity after you cum and have to clean the cum out of that yourself.
Getting a gf is like buying a bike to me I do it for the excitement.

Imagine a fleshlight that self-cleans and also makes more of itself.

How do I stop them from getting sticky after cleaning? There's a special powder being sold in the store but it doesn't seem to work.

more of itself

wait

As if any modern woman would do that shit for you for more than a few months.

Lol silly you know women can't cook that femboy you posted could cook better than women though

What protection does a hytachi magic wand give a woman?

$30 off amazon

probably cheaper if you buy a used one

a czech whore alternatively

use corn starch

My wife has been doing it for 24 years but then she doesnt work. My sons wife does the same for their houshold

I posted the femboy as a better alternative for the modern "man" that likes to post here nowadays

As a replacement or an addition?

modern western women

doing any of those things

good one

charge her rent...i mean uh..."shared living expenses"

Do modern women actually do this or are you lying out of your ass right now

My wife has been doing it

Yeah, but I don't want to hold a house slave as I am neither a child, I can cook, and I can clean, and I do not enjoy treating humans as slaves.
But yeah, thanks.

You need to look rural, not city. You need to find in person, not on social media. There are plenty of good women still out there if you put the effort in

that hing cant hug you

honesty not bad ints just a tool if you feel bad about using a sex toy youre a buckbroken shell
but its no substitue for a gf

Yeah I see your problem. Turkish femboys do find it hard to find wives so you are better off trying to be self sufficient and lying to yourself that you are happy that way

Turkish femboys do find it hard to find wives so you are better off trying to be self sufficient and lying to yourself that you are happy that way

Dumb nigger cope
You are not mature enough to take care of yourself, and you need a slave to live your daily life.
And the only worth of women for you is that they can serve you, stop pretending to be a feminist after being sexist and a homophobic in one sentence you disgusting nigger.
Also, nice projection dumb ass Louisiana nigger.

Seethe and butthurt duly noted

Would you like help finding a therapist?

Why are czech like this?

I would kms if it got to the point I would buy one of those.

can women do any of those things?

Isn't that what the powder I tried is? It doesn't work.

Imagine jerking off like a retarded caveman when Miss Bing exists.

Not Brazilian women but thats because most of them have lady penises

what’s the point?

How many white children can that produce, kike?

As a replacement or an addition?

A vibrate isn't a replacement for a husband like your flash light isn't a replacement for a woman.

You need to put it on liberally when it is clean and just barely dry. Then wipe off excess. Clean with whatever the spray is but cheaper after water and drying almost done. It may not be just rubbing alcohol but probably is as that evaporating will also dry out faster. Ive considered buying one but cleaning is the main reason I don't and they're like $75 not $30

they feel so good but they're demonic and shameful everyone should try one of these at least once in their life

How the fuck am I supposed to know what powder you bought from some sex shop? Look at the container. Corn starch has been working on official fleshlights for me for over a decade. If you have a knockoff one it might be made of different materials that make it not work.

I get in better shape every week for the past 2 years. Women still don't look at me twice unless they just want cheap pointless flirting for quick emotional validation

Based kraut.

everyone grossed out at using a fleshlight ONE other man has used before

bragging about all the turbosluts they fucked

Lmao

That cant get pregnant and bear a son.

You're supposed to use corn starch on any of those oil product based toys, anything else will eat it. That's why you need water based lube too

flip it inside out, wash it with water under the tap, pat dry and throw some baby powder on it. Done. Takes like 30 seconds.

Okay, not to sound like the women you routinely meet: but please stop talking to me.

If thats what you think then you have serious reading comprehension issues. Go back and read the OP. Study it carfully and see if you can figure out the question its addressing

You dont want to use baby powder, that's talc and cancer causing. It's corn starch. A fleshlight sleeve would be very hard to flip around without tearing unless its a simple straight one and even then.

Talcum powder

more work

You could buy a new one every time you needed to cooom, and it would still be cheaper and less hassle than a woman.

it's not the 1970s anymore, anon. All baby powder at the store is just corn starch.

It's not like i dont want children, ass. What am I supposed to do if even bettering myself isn't good enough for them? Maybe women should stop being vapid cunts.

lol women don't do any of these things

Girlfriends arent required until youre married. Amirite fellas ahaha

I had the riley reid one and I never used it. Too much work.

No, corn starch

All this fighting about how to powder your tube of shame when you could be living your life with Suki. It's sad really.

It's better than your hand but not as good as a real woman.

for companionship but those are just for fun. for about $100 you can get one of these that vibrates and sucks you off. it's amazing but cleaning it does suck

Nothing is of course but they apparently even have a little pipe to warm these up now

they dont work that good, need a builtin heater and vibrator, otherwise hand and lube is better

I read it then formed my own question because I'm not autist or bot you fucking tard.
Post your pocket pussy gf that you have a real relationship with now.

I am interested in a sex doll. What is the best brand?

I have a mate who never had a long term girlfriend. now in his 40's his been seeing a 24 year old for about 8 months and it's funny as fuck listening to him complain that all she can do is fuck

I liked my hand better, but maybe I was doing it wrong. No idea what a real woman feels like.

Will it give me kids? No? Then it has no purpose

Model: Real female.
Brand: Schlomofun&Goy

disclaimer, it requires a weekly subscription

Cook? Clean? Kids?

memeflaggot

Oh, I see.

take off the black outside and wrap it up with a reusable nonstick elastic bandage, and a couple elasitic hair ties and you got a nice tight pussy that you can adjust to your liking. shits dangerous because it feels better than most woman but its a fun try. also you can turn it inside out and use hot metal like from a glue gun to melt the inside and be more textured with grooves to enhance the expierence

use pic related, cheap, and non-toxic

You lazy mother-fuckers can't take 2-5 minutes to clean your sex-toy and you think you can handle a woman?

Hijacking this thread to ask a question. What is Anon Babble's opinion on how long a couple should date until they have sex?

American meat is better and worth it, except the medium is too tight if you're average sized.
Good idea. There's also the hydro mate penis pump intended to be used in the shower.
That's what the doll is for.