What's the most safe African country? (no troll answers please)

Namibia
Or Botswana

Rwanda. Rwanda is based as fuck. If ai ever get rich and invest in an African country, it will.be Rwanda.

Would depend on your skin color honestly.

Aren't most of them plagued with malaria and other tropical diseases?

What is your standard of "safety" do you mean safe for jews to rape kids and get away with it or safe to drink tapwater?

Madagascar

what is an immune system

what is gin and tonic

Rwanda

If I was to travel for tourism

The actual answer. Namibia even has a small leftover German population.

It’s where I’d go if I was forced to move to Africa
Maybe Rwanda like the others are saying
Heard there’s nothing to do in Namibia though

Rwanda would be fine if it wasn't next to the DRC.

Seychelles

tourism

I would rather be dead than be a tourist again.

Why do you care and why are you asking?

Sounds like you had a bad time. Where did you visit?

Detroit or Atlanta

Egypt

Germany

Libya if you are a warlord or NATO/French intelligence. You can even buy slaves for cheap.

Liberia, probably.

Kenya seem the most civilized with good scenery

Morocco is not bad. Good food, interesting culture and architecture, beautiful natural scenery. Tourism is a big industry so there's lots of police to make sure it's safe and orderly. I'd rate it about the same as Turkey. Probably safer than most countries in Latin America.

I would say rwanda, they have a dictator (paul kagame) that directly forces the people to clean the streets regularly and is under the kagame regime that the country is developing economically
youtube.com/watch?v=QQ7mscbSuLk

its capital despite being inhabited by negros its literally cleanier than any city in the americas, maybe niggers need a benevolent dictator to guide them

Rwanda is based as fuck

I'd say yes to this, having lived there, until last year when Boomer Kagame invaded Congo for minerals. The atrocities the Rwandans are doing us like they never let up on the machete genocide of the 90s.
Not safe anymore. Glad I left in time.

kek, came here to post that. There or the Canary Islands :)

god damn, on a Sunday too. harsh

laugh now jews your time is coming.

All of them are bad for tourism. Roughly 200-10,000% increased chance of becoming a victim of violent crime throughout compared to Europe. The only place on Earth more violent is latin america.

For Canadians?

Tunisia and Tunisia only

North Sentinel Island

its capital despite being inhabited by negros its literally cleanier

Kigali was nice. Rwandans are back killing again in horrific ways.
Short answer: don't go to Africa, nothing to see there

your american education is showing

Botswana. Never actually colonized (only made a protectorate) and largely ethnically homogenous so there aren't tribal jungle wars like the rest of the continent.
Last I heard though home invasions were common in the capital

Tanzania.

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no WAKANDA

niggers

Nilote niggas have some chill.

mauritius

all other answers are wrong

Rwanda, I might actually vacation in the capital someday.
Dictatorships do work after all.

Their economy is so good that they're expanding into Congo to establish better control of the rebel-infested region.

Botswana

None of which matters due to modern medical science.
Unless you're sharing needles to sticking your dick where it does not belong.

Mauritius.

Also, once upon a time, it used to be Haiti, very much so in reality in spite of a more figurative take on geography...

Your mom's basement

Rwanda, I might actually vacation in the capital someday.

You too can vacation in Kigali and visit the crash site of the previous dictators plane shot down by rebels! Yes, literally, the wreckage is still there near the old dictator's home. Don't forget to check out the sensors in the stairs in there that were supposed to alert him of coming killers.
Yup comfy place.

are you a white african or negro

Gabon
It's like the Switzerland of Africa. They have a little oil that allows them to pay for things like schools and hospitals but not so much oil that they are worth couping.
They had a white tourist killed by a solder crossing the border from another country and the president personally called the family to apologize (because it was the first white person to be murdered there in like 30 years).
They ARE corrupt like most of Africa, but their corruption has a certain "lazy flair" to it. The president stayed in power for 40 years by giving his political opponents cushy well paid jobs (bribes).

This did have a little "unrest" a few years ago because they didn't suck France's dick enough, but as soon as French Intelligence stopped paying the "protesters" it all went way.
(And no white people were hurt.)

glass house

throwing stones

White American, international consultant, on the road for work a lot.

Ah fuck this is my thread and I was late. Botswana is the best African country by far, and not even just for African country standards it's a great country among all countries. I've been to Botswana and the crime is so low I traveled around Gaborone, the capital city by bicycle since no car and I could leave my bike outside for hours and it never got stolen. The weather is beautiful it's basically African Mexico except safe and the people are friendlier, and they speak English. The only problem is there's not much to do it's entirely rural outside of the 2 cities but Gaborone is on the border of South Africa so you could always fly or drive there where there's stuff to do and a high white population. Botswana is super cheap to live in too you can get an apartment for 150 USD in Gaborone, outside the cities probably $70 a month. Meanwhile South Africa is one country over and an apartment in Johannesburg and Cape Town are around $800 a month at the cheapest.

Cote ivorie

COTE D'IVOIRE

Argentina, Uruguay, Brazil, France, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, Italy, Sweden, Norway, SIngapore, Vietnam and Hong Kong.

France is the worst country on Earth and they need to be raped to death by arabs as a punishment for their anglophobia.

Read Uganda is relatively safe. They will all try to marry you.

Tanzania seems alright too

Wherever the most condense area of carnivorous animals are they keep niggers away so I would say deep in the congo

Assuming north africa is cheating here. So im going with nigeria

The one thats 1000 miles away from africa in the middle of the ocean but due to some old treaty is listed as part of africa.

Maybe South Sudan