Would you join the military if they provided a 12 pack a day for every soldier?

Would you join the military if they provided a 12 pack a day for every soldier?

You could provide me a twelve pack of blonde whores everyday and a barrel of Jim Beam and I still wouldn't join.

Pack of cigs also and you got a deal

here's your 12 pack goy

now hurry along to the front in ukriane

LMAO

I can't drink often. The most I can do is a glass of red wine very occasionally, they recommended that since liver issues can cause heart problems.

That shit is so bad for you. I'd join if I could be a secret agent of fly a fighter jet and make 100k a year.

I would join the military for total war on Israel.

They pretty much do. and there is mess nights where whores get $1 vodkas just for showing up

The whites did in ww1 for the meat grinder

Alcohol is literal poison, but then again i had 12 beers yesterday and i have another 10 to go today.

Heineken is only good if I'm already drunk.

heineken

I tried that shit ONCE. ONCE.

The brand is negotiable.

I dont think heineken is a bad beer.

alcohol

Gross, grow up

One chance a week no strings attached attempt at making a white baby with a random vetted white woman of legal child bearing age.

I don't think

Thanks for sharing.

Kinda grotesque.

Based Hans
He's right

Why would I join to be an alcoholic and be forced to work with alcoholics?

Heineken is never good.

Id have to say no. A 12 pak of Heineken wont be much help to you while you are bleeding out from getting hit by a kamikaze drone.

Drink that much and you're gonna need the military health insurance to treat your liver disease.

I'll take an old fashioned grog ration over some swill bear

I'm not fucking serving if my mortar team behind me is paid in beer. Fuck that, I'm not a friendly fire incident.

i'd be less inclined given that everyone is now being provided food items that inhibit their combat abilities and prevent them from accomplishing the objective

but you knew that right? fight your own wars and drink your own piss david

take your million, goy

*they know they never have to pay it, he'll be dead in 4 weeks

lol

You're asking people to die for dead nations or nations that are controlled by people that hate them. Stupid fucking post.

Roblox not your thing? How about a YEAR of Netflix for free? You can rewatch The Trailer Park Boys seasons 1-7 as much as you like!

12 rack of beer though...that's all Blumpf needs to build his army of Zogbot robots. Remember these faggots chimped out over a psyop on the mere association of a troon with their swill Bud - for a 12 of Heineken fuckers would march into the bowels of Mordor itself.

No. I'd do it for money tho

i'm actually glad the juden are culling your disgusting kind.

to drown your sorrows?

it's OK because you'll die drunk and happy.

kys nigger

Corona is literally piss.

You’d have some really fat soldiers

12 500 ml actual beers?

I know. I drank that shit once and went for spirits (wine is for women) and became an alcoholic for a whole month. Never again.
Not to mention the sin tax revenue money will NEVER go towards my neighbourhood. Instead it will feed NIGGERS from literal Apefrica and buy them free bus tickets to come to Tijuana.

You're basically drinking beer instead of water, kek.
Leave that shit thoughbeit. The sin tax revenue is feeding the rapefugees in your country FYI.

t. poorfag can't afford a 12 pack a day

keep coping poorfag xD

everyone dies from the shakes after being deployed for a week

uh, based retard alert?

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shakes

from beer

that's not how it works retard

...no?

If anyone can show the world how to do drunken military better than Russia, it's gotta be the USA!

it will lead to more drinking than just your standard issue 12 pack a day, and if it starts during training lots of people would be pretty fucked imooooo

monolithic chuds would begin fragging each other for their kid rock milwaukee's best boxes