This JoJo Siwa drama is fucking KINO

This JoJo Siwa drama is fucking KINO

“dance kids” child reality show star now adult comes out as lesbian to market new music

starts playing all the pride festivals, lesbian “icon” overnight

starts openly dating a girl, cute gay pics on instagram

obviously all bullshit instigated by the mother and marketing team

JoJo goes on Big Brother, the reality TV show

Great idea! Free advertising

male contestant says "I bet I can make you straight"

fans lose their minds, mom's crying on twitter

”hate crime” this, “homophobe that” just for a silly remark

But then…

JoJo starts flirting with dude on the show

they fall in love

fans cope "she's just bi now!"

girlfriend and family watch every episode in a rage

marketing team is sweating bullets (can't exactly play the pride circuit with a straight boyfriend)

JoJos lesbo girlfriend seen trashing shit in front of their house after seeing her experience real love from a man

JoJo’s team scrambles to try and rebrand or tone down lesbian image

whole career in shambles over totally natural female instinct

TLDR: girl marketed as lesbo icon becomes straight in front of millions of viewers, exposing the farce of lesbianism (which is just varying levels of delusion and cultural programming) in a hilarious turn of events.
Fuck the Jannies, this is political and about identity politics

based mickey

Was looking like a ugly lesbo, changes into a fucking dime overnight

I just googled her and the guy she’s dating or whatever from the show is 32 and she’s 21. Kek they’re probably even more pissed now with that age gap.

This is not a Jojo appreciation thread. Lets cheer her on and encourage her road back to traditional gender roles!

She just needed the ripe pipe fitting to make her water flow right.

They had to rebrand the entire tour. This is the perfect example of how fake and gay “gay” child star celebrities are. It is 100% instigated by their management team and abusive parents that groom them. A huge redpill for the people who comsume this trash

Lesbianism is always one of two things.
A woman trying to make herself appealing socially.
Or a woman who's been hurt by men, and too afraid or disgusted by men to ever let themselves be touched again, but who still instinctively desires physical and emotional companionship.
Most "real" lesbian couples are two of the latter group who become emotionally dependent upon one another. Sometimes there's overlap, and one from group A uses one from group B for a little while.

this is super kino shit, anon. if you're a proper man you can get a lesbian to fuck you without much trouble. they just want a real man.

JoJos lesbo girlfriend

That bulldike will probably give her a thrashing. Lesbos are notorious for pummeling each other

A lesbian being allowed to turn straight? Wow, it's as if some big coordinated effort is being made to undo the previous big coordinated effort to effect social change. I wonder why that is? It's like God himself magically flipped a switch and said, "Make it so."

Why do you even care enough about this bullshit to write a fucking worthless wall of text. Faggot

This shits on the entire idea you are “born gay” and the entire premise “I cant help it, I was born this way!”

She was a self proclaimed GAY POP ICON turned STRAIGHT overnight! HAHA. Fags 0 , JOJO 1

Stfu Kike. Its fucking hilarious, as thousands of gays feel betrayed and confused. The jojo saga is a yuge potential redpill for the feeble minded.

JoJo needs to be turned into a new symbol of the far right like pepe

I worked for one time and have a weird story about this but I don't feel like typing it all out just to get a

NUH UH

LARP!

From fucking redditors and tourists. People don't accept the entertainment industry has people working in it that aren't super-stars.

Me too anon (high level freelance AV guy who has worked near Elon, and countless other celebs).

No one believes my stories… do a tldr for the basic gist if you feel like it

I have a friend whose nickname is "the dyke breaker." God bless from Tulsa

steals every persona from the chinese cartoon, even her name

white people are disgusting

Thanks for the update, TMZ. But I look at scientific experiments, not my teevee.

did big pussy pay you to post this

She has the pedo stare.

All lesbians are straight and just entertaining a degenerate fetish they don't really like. It sounds like bullshit, but as someone who was tricked into being trans briefly I went to a lot of lesbian only parties and events and basically every single one has an ex husband and kid, secretly takes dick on the side, and/or gives it up and settles down with a man. They cope by saying it's due to "systemic discrimination" and "women are just complex" but its as simple as can be. Being a faggot is unnatural and they're just indulging in doublethink the same way trannies are.

There's a bunch of documentaries where "lesbians" from back in the day give their testimonies and basically all of them were straight and lesbians weren't a thing until the 50's when jews started pushing subversive filth into every bookstore in the country i.e. little pulp novels about dykes and all of the women basically admit they were straight girls who never thought about being gay until a fetish took root in them and destroyed their lives and they've been coping ever since.

No, way to go. You got it. Everything in this world revolves around what a few celebrities on TV do.

the farce of lesbianism

I mean, hers was. But that's not true for all lesbians.

I'll tell you guys about an obnoxious jew lesbian rapper if you spill your deets.

How tf do you even know all this? I mean, you're clearly a faggot but why would you bother researching or knowing about all this

Weimerica

My friend had three kids with two lesbians. There has been a lot of drama recently where one of the lesbians in the couple cheated and it broke apart the entire throuple, and now one of the lesbians fucks my friend on the side and him and the lesbian might run away together.

I remember growing up in the 90's and people would say gay people were just "confused" That saying basically got nuked by 2010. The saying is true though.

Who the fuck is Jojo Siwa and why is her name suddenly everywhere

Anyone that has open conversations with honest women knows this, nearly all of them will comment on how good other women look while it's pretty rare for a straight man to comment on the looks of another man.

No, a random celebrity I’ve never heard of turning straight will not suddenly make me want to die for israel

She was pedo bait and thus extremely popular here around 2017.

fucks lesbian on the side

he and the lesbian might run away together

You didn't say "and they" which immediately calls into question whether the side chick lesbian is the same person as the elopement lesbian.

In Western culture Homosexuality is phenomenologically miscategorized as something that happens at birth. We know now it comes from external and environmental stressors (sexual abuse, intestinal parasites, fucked up endocrine disrupting chemicals in the water). Yea lesbians “exist” but the phenomena is not something you can pin on the true essence of what someone is at the core of their soul. Its more of an affliction rather than an identity. Screenshot this wisdom

Thanks for the jewish psychobabble, but I look at real life. Women are the sexual object which both men and women understand on the deepest level. If you think means homosexuality, you're either an incel or an academic, both notably detached from reality.

kinsey

Literally fake and gay

Yeah it's not much but it's weird

Be working JoJo show call

Normal rule in the industry

"Don't Interact With The Talent"

Sitting on stage with our 6 man crew

Old boomer stage manager comes by

Explains what's going to happen and says

"Don't interact with my talent... at all..."

Leaves

Comes back 3 different times

"I'm telling you guys DO NOT TALK TO THE TALENT."

We have to tell him

"Dude we're professional, we get it... okay?"

...

JoJo finally is about to come on

She's followed by 3 people double fisting two cell phone cameras in both hands

She stops right in front of us

"HEY GUYS!"

"ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"

never seen this bitch before in my life

"YOU GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS AND IM SSOOO THANKFUL FOR YOU"

all of us looking at each other, not saying anything... just extremely awkward

"OKAY WELL SEE YOU LATER!"

"I LOVE MY CREW!"

...

gets on stage

barely sings

spends more time waving gay pride flag

lecturing audience on how it's okay to be gay

Fakest shit I've ever seen. They could have told us they were filming live and streaming. But choose to keep us in the dark and pull this weird stunt. I knew right then she wasn't a real lesbian too because she was also heavily flirting and getting physical with male back up dancers too.

Take this horse shit back to daily mail faggot.

imagine giving a shit

And yeah I believe you, just saying "AV guy" is enough. I'm sick of anons, who love their "insider here" bullshit will just fight anyone who has worked in the entertainment industry. Like they accept fake-ass LARPs all day and deny real people just telling real stories.

Insider here.
Room's fine.
Don't need the AC yet.

I'm not watching whatever slop you are typing about

insider here

No one here gives a fuck unless you're going to out criminal behavior you stupid nigger.

not immediately saying shut up you dyke bitch, going mega viral and escaping the 9-5 wagie role

What a squandered opportunity

Imagine never getting the point being made and just letting everyone know you're a boring ass motherfucker.

Thanks for sharing anon. hilarious. My GF and I had a good laugh

Her personality is comically horrible.

poor wording, my bad. The cheating lesbian is staying behind. The lesbians have marriage certificates too I believe. All I know is that lesbians and gays have trainwreck relationships based solely on hyper gooning. Its only a matter of time before they get bored.

That forehead is biiiig

she will never have shit on maddie

Fuck off Plebbitor

Nah she still looks like an ugly lesbo

Leave Eminem out of this

Oof
Imagine wanting to have sex with that
Lmao

all women have the capacity to be lesbians but this in turn makes it a cheap and shallow love that doesn't really do it for them in the long run compared to a Chad, and will turncoat the second a Chad comes around...thus the only longterm lesbians are the loveable bulldykes or women psychologically damaged from rape/molestation

Their is reason they branded her as a lesbian lmao
Also zoomer musicians are astroturfed industry plants

This just goes to show that everything you see is manufactured. We used to have a word for people like this. It was "posers". People who just jumped on the bandwagon of anything currently deemed 'cool' and trying to profit off of it. That's all these fucks do now is latch onto any current media trend and try and game it. Applies from everything from memes online used in tv commercials to bands to, well, this.

ENJOY THE SHOW

Believable story, why do you think people would call this a larp?

t. Works in entertainment industry

fight anyone who has worked in the entertainment industry

Are you proud that you assisted with brainwashing by kikes?

Slimey Mickey o’ rourke to JoJo: “Give me 3 days and ill make you straight”. Jojo cries. Fans freak out and call for his extradition from the Big Brother house. 3 days later she is straight lol wtf is this

No problem. Working AV you know that "backstage" is actually just awkward and mundane and it shows everything people see on camera is fake and edited to make these people always seem bigger, more important than they are.

lol wtf is this

A staged TV show.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Believable story, why do you think people would call this a larp?

Because Anon Babble always does. I used to share a lot of stories but Anon Babble has been pulling this shit on me for years, so it became not worth it.
They act like I'm making things up for attention, which is retarded when we're anonymous. I'm just trying to help my anons laugh and understand the real world a bit more, not the fake-ass screen-world they live in.

Walled. She peaked at 12.

This shits on the entire idea you are “born gay” and the entire premise “I cant help it, I was born this way!”

*That face you make when you want to say oh fuck but just smile weakly in terror*

The cattle watching this shit is dumber than the kikes making it.

Ight heres me AV story, cant say much cuz I signed an NDA

be me freelance AV guy

Tesla showroom

”keynote speaker” turns out to be grimes

surrounded by entourage of maybe 20 yes men and women (same as elon)

her makeshift dressing room in the middle of garage where we are all setting up equipment

insecure about first outfit which is hot asf

every time she changes room gets silent and we all see her lil ass

goes through 5 outfit changes just to look like a little boy in the end

I walk behind stage

figure approaching

fuck its Elon

”Excuse me” he says

we squeeze by eachother

mfw I see his acne scars in full 4K detail

Pretty funny, considering she was giving him fashion advice the whole time and made him change his outfit as well. He really entrusted her a great deal with his image, despite her reminding me of a BPD loon I dated.

Heh, yeah it's stuff like that, like... these people are so self-absorbed and they spend so much time on their vain image, why are we acting like they're anything of value?
The world is shallow and it shows.

I always thought if we had a post-apoc situation going on, the entertainment industry would be the most useless fuckers. Or being stranded on a desserted island with them, they'd be so useless.

Is Mr Rockstar going to adjust his hair and make up for 3 hours while the rest of us go and find food? I'm so disillusioned by these people at this point. They're nothing special -- but have invested a lot of resources into tricking people that they are.

100% Anon. being famous creates a neurosis that is fueled by the constant exposure of opinions expressed by the ”unwashed masses”. its a condition that breaches but is not limited to full-blown psychopathic narcissism, perhaps as a way to cope with the constant over processing of sensory and social stimuli both positive and negative. #FreeJOJO