Woah... made in America

Shingles makes sense in my climate. Our housing expands and contracts quite a bit with the major weather fluctuations of my location

A fucking tornado probably took the roof off

Installed by Mexicans.

kind of surprised you didn't blame the jews for this

Our housing expands and contracts

sounds like my penis

my whole neighborhood is metal roofing
essential for heavy mountain snowfall

its not tin

we use colourbond steel for roofs.

kino

its steel you dumb fuck

No other option is available, mutt boy
Also real shingles are tiles, those are covers only made for facades. Americans like to be extremely cheap at making houses, i bet the brickwork there is also a fake wallpaper.

essential for heavy mountain snowfall

Wrong.

Are those even real brick walls or wallpaper?

I wish I had a thunderstorm in my attic

The fuck is going to oxidize in the Ausfag desert?

American housing is such a joke. Imagine being the wealthiest country in the world and living in glorified wooden shacks where walls are made from cardboard.
Like how can your roofing just peel off? My roofing is made from these heavy tiles that are afixed to the roof. Yours are just are glued on sheets of paper.
My garage is built from sturdier materials than the poverty boxes Americans live in.

lol
lmao even

Same fucking threads over and over...shitting up the board with off topic bs.

Start using normal construction materials and these topics will go away.

Sorry fellas I was just playing a quick game of Jumanji with my friends

try steel
also powdercoated or treated with zinc for that reason

It's essential for removing heavy snow if you don't want to live under a peak 4 times taller than it is wide. Some places in the Pacific North West get massive amounts of snow. Like 30m of snow in a winter I think is the record. Metal roofs let you pull a rope to under cut the snow and the metal helps it slide off without damaging the surface or risk pulling out cedar shingles.

Maybe 2m+ of snow in a year is a sign not to build your home there.

Because Amerifats are consoomers. To them a house isn't a home to raise a family in. It's just a product among many products they consume. As long as it fulfills their desire to consoom, it doesn't matter what the quality is.

how do americans live like this

Americans like to be extremely cheap at making houses

No, we don't. We are being forced by kikes.
Why do you think we don't like you guys, and we are in favor of Trump deporting you indiscriminately?

it's ze juice!

It must be very convenient living in lalaland where you can blame all your issues on invisible boogeymen.

if you don't want to live under a peak 4 times taller than it is wide

Skill issue then but it's not essential to use metal, don't move the goalposts

wtf is that roof so steep

that guy is talking mad shit

Metal roofs last for decades and have the lowest maintenance costs of any type, Anon. The only problem is they're expensive to install.

Who do you think caused the tornado?

trailer park trash quality that oxidizes within the first year

The industry standard warranty is 20 years here and Oz, they're fucking great roofs.

classic case of roof pop

sometimes when you get a roof put on, it just pops off like this, pretty crazy

Yeah australia sucks haha. Don't ever come here

The only problem is they're expensive to install.

Yeah I made the mistake of offering to cover my parents roof by myself....

Should have gone halfsies with my brother.

We are being forced by kikes.

No one is forcing you to hire illegals and use drywall rather than brick or cinderblock, you cheap nigger

Why do you think we don't like you guys

There's plenty of reasons, being nowadays the only people who know how to lay a brick up there is certainly not one.
Do you know why most mexicans there don't know how to install drywall or cheap roofing properly? because we are trained to make real houses with real materials, making walls using cheap timber feels like doing a gigantic closet, many workers never did that. So developers end up having to train qualified builders to do a chump's job in installing panels, cutting dry wall and gluing wallpapers everywhere.
Add to the fact most builders are brought for their old skills and not their english so they end up being taught in ad-hoc sign language, the entire construction gig in the U.S. is retarded and americans allow for it because wages are what inflates the price of a project, not the materials.

Probably an area that gets a lot of snow.

Hispanic ingenuity right her fellas

trained

Mexicans.

You will instantly know when you dig why, what, and how America has such problems.
Given how you replied, I don't bother to elaborate as you are an idiot.

All corporations are run by kikes, you retard. I don't bother to read the rest of your post, as you lack the basic knowledge.

It's because Americans are clueless, classless, stupid goyim. When going to a "fancy" restaurant (which to them is something like Wendy's), they dress up in a basketball jersey (like a 5 year old kid). Then they order 2 liters of Coca Cola with their meal.

Of course they're not gonna understand what good vs bad construction is.

The kikes quite literally are forcing citizen to allow engineers and house makers, agents, etc etc make houses for the wage a slave would make. They are trying to normalize slavery again again under the guise of work.

Yeah, we have construction courses and grades in half our high schools, ISO-certified if you complete them with good performance.
Also what could you know kiwi man

Kek

my house

Taking a 30 year mortgage from the bank for the privilege of living at a location is not "owning" the house.

Probably busy trying to kill the whites on the job site with nails under their tires or government hit men pretending to be foreman, don’t you know those are gangs

Oh woe is me, this bitch basic retarded work is so hard for us genius builders to make, we can't properly do any joists or rafters because we only know masonry.

Ignore those Modelo bottles in the wall.

Lmao.

DEI Houses lolololol

country has milk in bags

costs $50 cad for beef

gets arrested for protesting

ok cucknadia

subhuman laughs at subhuman joke

as expected of amerigoylem

I live in california, and I own a massive fucking tarp just for these kinds of situations... and these kinds of situations don't happen in califlower.

It cost 30 bucks at Lowes.

All corporations are run by kikes

Wrong you dumb hick, your local developer in charge of slab foundations or drywall is probably not a zionist shill but a greedy old boomer. Spiritually a jew maybe but that goes for your entire country.

I don't bother to read

Because you don't know how

The kikes quite literally are forcing citizen to wage a slave

It's simple: Don't pay if you see they employ illegals and shit materials, do the awkward civilian audits just like Chink Tok.
It won't work because americans are extremely cheap at making houses, something something jews. But it is true, they are driving the prices down using those items and local workers get fucked with shit-tier wages, but won't do anything but moan instead of reporting those crews.
You report ANY construction crew with ICE and you will get a sure hit, they won't do it out of cowardice, fear or because they employ those same aliens.

Hehehehe

What are you even trying to say?
That the people who live in a penal colony in the desert manage to make better quality houses than you?

Not going to lie, as an American, commieblock apartments look fucking amazing. There's nothing even remotely like this in the US anymore. We had some low income complexes which were built in the 50s and 60s but most were torn down due to inner city blacks.

American housing is "how old do you want your cardboard to be"?. Do you live in a century old house that has real but rotten wood? Do you live in this one owner house from 1955 that still has a stain from where the owner died in it and never maintained it? Or do you want fresh cardboard? We have specials where we divide the cardboard in two where it clearly wasn't meant to be divided and we call them duplexes!

only steel americans have heard of is taking something since they're all niggers

oxidizes within the first year

My parents just had to replaced their roof.
It stayed strong since it was put on, in 1972.

australian mocking anyone else for living in a totalitarian shithole

you pieces of worthless trash have such a pathetic level of cognitive dissonance, fuckin anglocuck faggot bitch.

Correct, we are master masons who drink after work with friends and are not qualified for sissy timber 2by4's shit work because we never use it outside of small cabinet work.
How did you know?

retarded redditor's house is falling apart

lol

drink after work

Breakfast, lunch and siesta too.

Where are the fucking beams? What the actual fuck is this? If you gonna build multistory wood construction YOU NEED FUCKING BEAMS

Living in an apartment building sucks. There's noise at every time of the day, especially when you need silence.

master masons who drink after work

vaxxed too?

forgot to use your maymay flag aussiefag

Yeah, shingles don't "peel off" in random directions. OP actually goes on reddit, believes the lies there, and then reposts it on Anon Babble.

Did you know that the US Air Force grooms children into abandoning Jesus Christ and embracing faggotry?

Our tax dollars pay for anti-Christ propaganda on the American people from the US government.

immediately starts seething over cold hard facts

lol lmao

see

I actually prefer any construction material that's not wood. I live in a humid environment, for me wood is just rot waiting to happen.
Stone and metal will stand the passage of time much better, way less maintenance in the long run. It's just materially superior to not build shit out of wood.

There are still apartments here, but most of them are either a normal house where your section is walled off or at most they're small complexes that are a couple floors high and made of wood.

Commieblocks are mass produced, concrete, and have like twenty fucking floors. The American mind can barely comprehend that. I would absolutely pay $400-800 a month to live in one.

Ooooorrr, shoddy work where the roofers miss every damn joist, a piece of plywood flies off during a tornado, and now they're stuck with a 5k plus bill fixing the hole in the roof, ceiling, the damage in that room, and the damage to the room underneath. Boy, why not do the shit right the first time? Please stop being retarded, there's tons of TikTok videos of idiots uploading their shoddy work, and yet they still do the same crap work. I will bet dollars to donuts they are scabs.

metal colorbond

Nigga you living in Bangladeshi slum get yo ass outta here.

Piece workers....

Topkek

woah... made in America

My roof lasted 20 years. He'll sue the guy that put that roof on and he'll get a new roof.

Kek

Don't forget the legal dog blowjobs, designated shitting streets and the fact his name is sukhdeep.

You can't pay me enough to even set a foot in that house. It can collapse any second.

I started googling how much would a normal log house cost in america.
gingrichloghomes.com/blog/financials/cost-to-build-a-log-home this first google result costs around 500k for any of their models. What in the fuck.
A similar log house would cost around 40k in Belarus.
(Both not counting land price)
Come to Belarus, american man! Don't live in cardboard boxes!

that'll be $800,000

What are you talking about all your major cities have massive skyscrapers with apartments in them

what are investors

You are the retard here as you clearly don't know how shit nor kikes run.

American houses are like

why yesssss good sir this here large home made of foam and cardboard will be $950K mmmmyesss this is an exquisite home sir

WELL GODDDAYUM WHAT A BARGAIN! DEAL!

you faggots have no spine, they started making fake foam houses and society at large over there just let them and then they started to charge immense amounts of money for them and you also let them, not to mention you get stuck in a fucking suburb in the middle of nowhere with other cardboard box retards

This is a little slice of the first roofing job I ever did about a decade ago. Kind of embarrassed by the lack of precision and consistency now but it was just for an outbuilding on the property and he wanted a rustic look hence why he went with faux shakes instead do shingles so looser tolerances worked out. Still looks clean enough from the ground and he hasn't had an issues in the years since fortunately.

No, that's me, you cardboard walled, no fence having cucks.
Haha look at absolutely state of your privacy.
Brb watching Americans make a fool out of themselves on police bodycam in YouTube for minor offenses.

I continued my research and it looks like the cost of materials - the logs themselves - is basically the same in Russia and US, some even being cheaper in US.
I conclude that americans are just retarded with hands growing out of their asses as they can't build their house themselves and are robbed by builders.

They forgot to put up the structural drywall and plastic siding before putting on the next level.
Rookie mistake.

Says the Pan-African nigger
How's traore doing btw?

it’s crazy man the developers clear cut forests and ruin perfectly good fields with hundreds of these piece of shit toothpick houses. they get the cheapest shit material and the cheapest shitskin laborers to put it together. it’s indicative of the fall of the USA. Shithole now.

Okay let me know how your metal roof stands up to 3” hail in north Texas. The reason so many of our houses are built with replaceable materials is because half the country is in tornado alley where wind and hail hit our houses every few years. Using expensive roofing materials means you just need to pay more to have it replaced and then good luck finding a crew who has the skill here to replace it. There are very high end homes here with beautiful roofs that cost a quarter of a million dollars but it’s a fraction of a percent. Most people have a $10-20k roof that can be swapped in a day.

TRUEEEEEEEEE
what the fuck is up with americans putting tissue paper on their roofs

brick house

Anon Babble told me america doesn't have those

concrete tiles my guy, been on my house now for 40 years and only had 1 tile crack after walking on it the wrong way and it took literally 2 minutes to replace

no our houses in this shithole are made with shit material by shit laborers because the greedy contractors want to keep costs low and charge for premium materials. and retarded niggerfaggots like you fall for it and fork over $500k for “replaceable” trash every time.

Why do tards react like that, a normal person would move things away from the water

Imagine living in cardboard.

The average American is two pay "checks" away from homelessness. So they are just getting used to their future.

i see a lot of houses in the rural US with that. nothing stops you from building with that in the US.

Plus if it’s 2 weeks from new construction, it is 100% covered by warranty

Thats good for places that have hail, they dont breath like shingle roofs though. The best are concrete shingle roofs in my opinion. They call them 100 year roofs here in cali wali.

Better hope the underlayment is 100% waterproof even after freezing and thawing, otherwise the wood structure will rot and all that weight (plus the additional weight of snow) will fall on your fucking head.

In that situation do you cut the ladder rung or try to remove the 2x4 from the frame?

Concrete roofs are meant to breath on an open frame, not put on top of plywood. You can see underneath the tiles from your attic.

where walls are made from cardboard.

They like to listen to BBCs going to town on white girls in the room next door with minimal acoustic attenuation from barriers such as walls.
American cuck culture is baked in to all aspects of society and infrastructure.

Cut the 2x4 and pull up the ladder

The walls are still made out of tissue paper so they can hear sex in the next apartment.

why are you acting like its something complicated or difficult to accomplish
tons of houses have concrete tiles here for those exact reasons
its either concrete tiles or metal for like 90% of houses
i trust concrete tiles 100% more than fucking shingles

trailer park trash quality that oxidizes within the first year, disgusting

Stop buying chink pig iron, roof on my place is a legit 80 years old, has a nice patina and that's about it.

Most corrugated iron roofs will outlast the rest of the house, give them some serious thought when you start deporting all your spics because a pair of white blokes can probably put up an iron roof quicker than 20 spics can do shingles.

They built 4 houses to give away to landfill dwelling gypsy families and they built them out of wood, like an American $1m house, with LUXURY VINYL TILE flooring like an American $1m house and PROPER TILE ROOFS THAT WILL UNLIKE ANYTHING THE AMERIMUTT HAS EVER SEEN LMAO

You can see underneath the tiles from your attic.

nope, at least not in regions where it gets cold, but also yeah the tiles arent laying directly on the roof, see pic

noice

If you gonna build multistory wood construction YOU

FUCKING DON'T? Imagine how much it creaks from footsteps above. Disgusting!

You can see underneath the tiles from your attic.

Yes in my house from the 80s in the village that was lived in for just half of your bombing raid on us and not much more than that, I can and guess what, that's what needs the roof rebuilt entirely because it's fucking dogshit. I haven't been there in a decade+.
And that's pretty much exactly how we build a roof now.

they are not expensive nor hard to install, the problem is when it rains it is fucking loud

that's a nice ass roof ngl

Get yo bitch ass out of here you broke ass nigga. Who tf gave you internet? America should stop dumping ewaste in yo shit hole.

Imagine the noise. Must be like guts clanging swords out in rain lmfao.

supporting the shithouse would have been enough

Thanks fren. Digits checked.

spic talking about snow

What the fuck would you even know? OSB and cinderblocks are the peak of what you useless brown fucks can cobble together.

mexican calling anyone else clueless or classless, or stupid

lol. LMAO even.

master masons

can barely cobble together a cinderblock box

lmao nigger please, we've all seen the "quality" of mexislop work.

If you people were capable of mastery of any skill besides stealing and day drinking your country wouldn't be a shithole on par with Africa outside of tourist zones.

nothing stops you from building with that in the US

except money, something in america that regular americans don't have.

Did you know that the US Air Force grooms children into abandoning Jesus Christ and embracing faggotry?

He says this while trying to pretend it isn't elginniggers and their jewish masters desperately trying to shill christcuckery all over the internet to try to get white goyim back in the (((church))) plantation worshipping snd defending jews
Fuck off you lying, duplicious jew worshipping chigger.

you could say that about any country, fucking retard. there's tons of rich americans. my parents just build a 2nd house.

Use real tiles like the rest of the world fatty. Your 3rd world antics make me sick

there's tons of rich americans

and yet there's so much more homelessness in major cities around america, especially after 2020 you filthy nigger

Capitalism needs rotting houses to stimulate the economy with repairs.

not my prob

Mexican labor , its cheaper !

Shingles or felt I just hate with a passion

We still have our slates but I have to say I'm warming more to ceramic. It still baffles me how we can get a house 100% waterproof with just flat slates.

I know that euros will meme about american houses being flimsy, and maybe they actually are and I just don't know. Maybe its because my dad is a contractor whos done all sorts of building and likes to try to keep things tight and safe at our house, but I have never had any sort of noticeable degradation in the structure of the house in any of the houses I've lived in that he worked on.

Fish up your Oera Linda, England was a penal colony.

muttmerican goy sheds are made out of cardboard

Its expensive but usually lasts for 2 generations if done correctly

nothing stops you from building with that in the US.

HOA Karen here and you will build with our pre-selected contractor and supplier.
You will be fined daily if you do not.
Thank you.

Thatching roof

these require a shit ton of maintenance

my childhood home had a Reetdach
parents spend multiple weekends each year to just keep it in good shape

now, on my own house, I have a slate roof
still looks really good and traditional, but it requires literally zero maintenance
superior option if you house is sturdy enough for the extra weight

No shit though the glue/wood aggregate shit they nailgun to the outside is structural support.

Glue and wood chips are load bearing lmao. At least in the 80s they used plywood - entire strips of wood glued together.

The plywood would have given it minimal strength. Sadly, Paco, Taco and Pedro had a lunchbreak before the storm.

Shotcrete, rebar, and a giant inflatable balloon gets you a structural dome. You can put that on top of a cylinder of the same if you want multiple stories. If you have good drainage then it can survive a direct hit from the strongest tornado.

Not to mention, a single spark and your house is gone.
Rietdakhuise are traditional here, but you see fewer and fewer because it's just a complete money and disaster hole.

The world's ewaste dump is Africa you dumb nigger
I've seen parts of africa that use tires to smoke fishes and shit
Imagine that

What the fuck is a tarp going to do you dumb pajeet nigger? I can tell youre a dumbass

Beams wouldn't have stopped that from happening, the structure had 0 lateral shear support. You could have bumped it with a truck and it would have done that

Not to mention, a single spark and your house is gone.

nowadays (in northern Germany) there's one or two layers fire retardant in between the roof and the house
so only the roof burns
and it's actually quite rare that a reetdach burns down (through still a lot more likely than other types of roof)

but you see fewer and fewer because it's just a complete money and disaster hole

not sure about the cost
but I could never because of the maintenance

but everyone in my parents town wants those roof
after they got into UNESCO Intangible Cultural Heritage a decade ago it's got even more

as if the actual roofer ever sets foot in the office

well you guys do control the weather so...

Made in America…

…by Salvadorans

This is why we need mass deportations. The only reason builders get away with this shit is because they are making so much off each house with illegal labor that they can easily fend off any lawsuits and bribe local officials

Those drug addicted staffing agency workers aren't there anymore to be yelled at. They're either back in jail for breaking their parole, back in jail for unpaid child support, or off to another staffing agency to make 2 weeks of pay before the contractor realizes they're passing out high in the porto-potty for most of their shift.

I don't think a single person has been deported yet.

Rare based Stan from IRS refund department

Like the fact you lost your right to fire arms over one shooting? Or the fact that you faggots had actual COVID concentration camps or what about the fact that the future of your country is a proto chink colony and when I say future I mean the next 10-15 years you retards down under are the model goys for the NWO

This is why you don't buy new construction
The perfect house is ~20-30 years old and never had renters

TIMBER!

I really love Mexicans. Some of the warmest and funniest people in the world. However, the absolute best Mexicans, cream of the crop Mexicans, stay the fuck in Mexico where they belong.

That roof was laid by dirty spic mexicans like yourself. I am always surprised how shitty spics build things. I don't know why Americans put up with it. I would string you up and have a pinata party.

Your whole country is currently rioting over chink built buildings constantly collapsing

Uninsulated sheds are like that

Hey perogi boy, let me explain something to you. We are not communist. therefore, Poor people live in poorly constructed houses. Rich people live in richly constructed houses. Everyone in the middle lives in middling construction. I hope that was easy to understand.

Home insurers put a lot of limitations in general. for example if your HVAC or roof is over 20 years old in florida you will have a hard time getting insurers to cover you.

Doesn't matter if you used a quality unit or good materials

The spics the contractor hired never even attached them.....
They laid them down, and then went to nail them and just skipped around.

Both the United States of America and the United States Mexico Have high class people, low class people, and everyone in between. I've been in the Yucatán, wearing entire family of five was riding on one bicycle. I've been to Monterey where people have inground pools. It's exactly the same in United States.

Says the kangaroofucker, as he hides from abbos and gets colonized by chinks and seamonkeys

Australians are basically niggers

Beanerbuilt houses should be banned. Ban all beaners from the country. Fuck beaners.

These are luxury buildings that cost thousands of dollars a month, and there aren't actually a lot of them compared to eastern bloc apartments. Most americans live in ran down complexes from the 60s or different aged flavors of paper house suburbia. There are some brick and traditionally built houses but they're insanely priced and in super gentrified neighborhoods in the cities.

After being saved by Christ and reading the Bible more, ive come to hate kikes even more, kikes like you..

Just build a barndominium.

Westcucks live in the worst houses possible. You should learn from my British masters. Pucca brick houses or fuck right off.

surprise! some Americans are retards. Fortunately, the rest of the world doesn't have retards.

Our news media likes to stir up animosity between the classes. Very little of it is true.

You sound more and more unhinged with each post. Drugs are not good for you

checked but one of my houses has a metal roof and is in an area that is prone to very heavy rain storms. It is completely silent outside of a low, almost inaudible, soothing humm

A) yes, it has been windy; that is wind damage
B) another example of the hordes of beaners doing shit work. in this case, the nailgun was set too strong and was blowing the nail through the shingle instead of nailing it too the decking, very common fuckup.

beaners can't read the simple diagram on the nail gun that decreases or increases pressure with the twist of a knob. by now there are millions of houses built by greedy kike contractors using hordes of illiterate spics and this is why i built my own home personally.

t. Inspector

youtube.com/shorts/FD_0sf5cNh4

Yes, this makes sense.

made in America

By subhuman spics, and this is why they're all going back, they suck at work.

pull 2 fucking nails and you can get that ladder out then put the nails back you goddamn mental midgets

My house is older than the USA lmao

cut the ladder. less work overall

seriously, non english speaking beaners will just motor through doing the stupidest shit rather than ask one question to a supervisor which would expose that they don't speak english. pic related is a house where they drywalled over multiple windows on the interior without even flinching. home inspector had the contractor come back out and of course it

wasn't his fault

What percentage of houses in USA are in HOAs

cut the ladder. less work overall

3 FUCKING NAILS. bunch of soft hands pussies in this thread. that's a $200 ladder.

1.3 million dollar build

There are many houses on the east coast that are older than the USA, in the USA. your point?

No idea, but I think pretty much all new developments are. You basically have to buy in old suburbs to avoid it.

Yeah, and ONLY the roof. You can clearly see how windy it is by how the rain is falling straight down and how the flag inside the house is completely still.

I was talking about after the roof was on. Maybe you're talking about before the roof was on. It's not three nails after the roof is on. I'd rather have soft hands than be a fucking retard with functional fixedness and confirmation bias

I know very little about the United States

I have very strong opinions about things that I don't know

I don't have strong opinions, but you seem to be offended. :')

Why are you quoting every American to ever post on this board?