How would you fix this country?

How would you fix this country?

I would go back in time and stop them from being gay bummers hahaha

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You're going to need to find an inspiring king in Macedonia first.

I wouldn't?
I don't give a shit about foreigns.

fpbp

It doesn't really have a whole lot of natural resources beyond some good farmland. Kind of a tough situation desu

Import a million Boers.

Nuke

Legalize weed, kick out the arabs, nigs and albanians. Put Mitsotakis in prison.

Team up

Greek media is some of the most gossipy shit I've ever seen. If he buys back the ports Tsipras sold to chinese I might start respecting him, that was a travesty.

Weren't they all jailed?

Greece cant exist without the Franco-German axis. Only thing holding it afloat.

Unironically good ideas except for reintroducing slavery, that's how you get fucked up demographics and muttspawn

hear me out I have a plan

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In fact they were too nice.

It's the American - Israeli axis, mostly. The Germans were just ordered to pay for it.

Not if you have Spartan helot serfdom where helots are tied to the land and cant be bought and sold. Like medieval serfs.

The Athenian model of importing Cilician and Asian slaves is what you dont want.

I know the jews own the best real estate in Thessaloniki right in the center. It's the Bourla family and a bunch of other kikes that you saved during the holocaust.

Ethnostate, eugenics, national socialism, same as every other country

Greece was liberated in 1821 by an French-Anglo-German consortium.

Since then Greece is Europes problem. Not Asia Minors problem.
Finally.

Τsipras wasn't so bad as PM considering that he was constantly attacked both by the establishment and the far-left faction of his party. He destroyed himself politically by aligning himself 100% with the North Korean - tier pandemic measures of Mitsotakis.

Nothing. Great food, perfect climate, beautiful women, rich history. Greece is one of the best countries on the planet.

I think it’s Denmark or Netherlands that keeps analytical data on all its citizens and only a few institutions have access to it, things like who your neighbor was when you were 5, what your grades were in school, how much your parents spent on food that year, who your friends are, etc
I learned about from a study on social mobility and the end result was despite access to ‘free’ tuition up to PhD that their social mobility, how much better off they will be than their parents were, is no higher than the United States, the key factor was in neighborhood

If your parents made the effort to move to a nicer neighborhood because it put you in a better school district, the more you interact with them outside of school, the more participation you have in their life the more likely they grow up around other people whose parents also raise them for a better future

You can find it on an episode of econtalk, they don’t mention it but on a larger scale you could use their research to prove demographics influence destiny

Send the Turks back to Asia where they belong.

I'd personally go back and hand Hadrian a browning 50. Cal, a Springfield 1911, enough ammo to fill 3 horse carts, walkie talkies with solar panel battery rechargers, a map of the world, blueprints to steam engine, tell him to finish the job in Jerusalem, build more walls against the germs, slaughter the praetorian guard, slaughter the Senate, and watch the whole thing collapse anyway.

Well it's not nothing but I agree. I always have a great time in Greece and it's a peace of paradise at the bottom of Europe. We are truly blessed to live right next to it.

Turks are 10% Asian 90% Iranian/Greek/Armenian/Arab/Kurd/Circassian

Iranian/Greek/Armenian/Arab/Kurd/Circassian

All Asian ethnicities.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assuwa

He shouldn't have sold the ports to the Chinese, Karamanlis made a big mistake in the early 2000 by starting a relationship with them imo. At least that faggot Vorufakis isn't in charge anymore. And I'm glad the people are rejecting that uber faggot Kaselakis who is the most astroturfed politician, I don't understand why greek media is shilling for him despite everyone disliking him.

Why so mad at the Chinks?

They can all go, a thoroughly cleansed Turkey should be part of Europe.

Hellas needs a new return of the Heraklidai.
90% of modern Greeks are descendants of Thersites.

And this will never allow for a reflourishing of anything.

free pita gyros for everyone
god i want some right now.. and tender charred souvlaki

announce an annual day where all greek women do anal

then tourism will fix it

I'd make sure Phillip II lived to 80

Because you should be making the money of those ports. I'm not mad at them for being opportunistic, I'm mad at the people who sold the ports. I love Greece and I hate seeing it sell out it's biggest assets.

They can all go?

Who are you talking about?

My historical knowledge of the popes is lacking. I'd love to hear what Phillip II accomplished and how a longer life would have changed things.

Mm fair point..

Abolish cucked democracy and bring back the rule of kings with the criterion they be descended from the gods to have any legitimacy

Anything less is Aristophenes-tier

Bomb all of central athens, except historical monuments.
This will be good for 2 reasons:
1)Decentralization
2)We can remake the urban enviroment in a way that makes sense

I'm gonna make Spanakopita this week. All this greek talk made me hungry.

inb4 SPANAOPITAAAA!

idk, probably make times even harder so that their only solution is the Church

Mass deportations of all Albanians, Muslims, and Africans

Unfathomably based

They can all go, a thoroughly cleansed Turkey should be part of Europe.

Sorry.

Mandatory gf’s

Golden Dawn

Phillip II of Macedon

How would you fix this country?

ayooo

Oh I'm retarded. My apologies

Where's the IDF when you need them..

You can't, it was not meant to be a single country.

A country wide jewish pogrom is a necessity.

Then, Federalization.
Athens, the islands, Peloponnese and Crete can become the holiday destination they yearn to be, while Northern Greece can become more integrated with the Balkans.

Ok, no bombing then.
But at least can we agree that we need to get rid of the gypsies?

while Northern Greece can become more integrated with the Balkans.

why?

I like people from the Balkans, we match culturally.
I also think it'd be nice if we started having some industrial production.

I miss my yiayia’s spanakopita. She died this winter at 100 years old.

Unironically more blacks to boost the birth rates

Make a short, smart, incel emperor, name him Basil, hire a bunch of Varangian mercenaries from the Rus Khazar wars of the 2020s and retake Constantinople

It depends on what you mean integrate. I don't want anyone from the balkans to be in charge of your beaches and coast lines. We've ruined our seaside and that's why bulgarians prefer to vacation in greece.

Just let people live in university dormitories until they’re 45, at least. It’s not that hard to create a real utopia.

Remake Yugoslavia, but bigger.

It depends on what you mean integrate.

I meant it in the economic sense. Increase trade and business.

be in charge of your beaches and coast lines.

Many Bulgarians have been buying real estate the past few years. Sometimes close to one another. Regarding beaches and coast lines though the law is very strict.
In the coastal town of Northern Greece that I live in, I'd say that 30% of the tourists are from the Balkans.

RIP granny :( I'm sorry anon. Greek grannies live so long. My grand grandmother lived until 98.
My granny is still alive at 82, she just visited last week and now is in Greece, she underwent an eye operation, she has glaucoma. She taught me how to make spanakopita. I love her so much.

I also think it'd be nice if we started having some industrial production.

Never. They will never not sabotage the industry of this region. You think that it's funny when they're only doing it to us but don't worry they'll start doing it to you as well when they realize that their NATO and EU is collapsing. The extraction phase will only create a belt of scorched earth shitholes devoid of everything.

you know how the first thing spain did after freeing itself from the muslim invaders was implement the harshest blood and religion laws?
and explicitly because of these laws they had a golden century as the undisputed number 1 world power?
well greece saw that and said

lets just be turks

Regarding beaches and coast lines though the law is very strict.

Yes, that's what I like. The houses and everything looks picture perfect. You have done a great job.

I'd say that 30% of the tourists are from the Balkans.

Probably more, Bulgarians adore Greece.

By nuking Turkroaches off the face of the earth.

You have much more industry than we do
Here nothing is left. They either had to close or move to Bulgaria. I personally know two people who moved their production over in the past decade. One naking bricks/ceramics and the other t shirts.

As a Catholic I would join a campaign to retake Constantinople. And then from there the rest of what is rightful Greek clay.
And then Jerusalem

Realistically, let's just free Cyprus. A moral and doable goal.

Coomer

Place infant industry protection tariffs on foreign industry and develop greek industry

incentivize greek diaspora to return home by promising plots of land, resulting in lots of human capital

create local economic unions with other balkan nations

increase naval power and ally with israel against turkey and call turkey’s bluff in the eastern med

fund kurdish insurgencies in turkey/iraq

lift the veto against turkish entry into the eu in exchange for turkish withdrawal from cyprus and union with greece

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