Aus/pol/ - at least it's not a seppo bake

Australians have slammed controversial immigration minister Tony Burke after learning he owns six properties, the equal second-most of any politician

noticer.news/tony-burke-immigration-minister-six-houses/

Kava smuggling to NT Indigenous communities spikes after import controls lifted, leaders say
amp.abc.net.au/article/105275152

Report finds Victoria needs 80,000 new homes in next decade to start fixing social housing crisis

amp.abc.net.au/article/105273888

damn i was just about to make a thread

I was gonna make a thread, but I couldn't be bothered waiting for the captcha to load.
Duterte won his election from The Hague.
I didn't even know he was in The Hague, is this the most damning evidence that the cartels own the ICC?

The only thing I know about the hauge is fat Clive is attempting to sue the Australian government there.

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whats stopping yall from making a pastrami and going out for a picnic with the famalam

I'm voting Steph Hunter

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How fucking gullible are rich people?

The partner of disgraced Theranos CEO (((Elizabeth Holmes))), Billy Evans, has reportedly raised millions of dollars to launch a new blood-testing company that aims to make diagnoses from blood, saliva, and urine, according to The New York Times.

The report claims that Haemanthus' marketing materials, which were reviewed by the Times, include a photo of the start-up's prototype which features a laser that will scan blood, saliva or urine from pets.

The prototype bears "more than a passing physical resemblance" to Theranos' blood-testing machine, which was known as the Edison or the miniLab, the Times reported.

According to the Times, Haemanthus began by raising $US3.5 million ($5.4 million) in funding from friends and family, and despite several investors passing on the pitch, has since raised an additional $US15 million.

nytimes.com/2025/05/10/business/elizabeth-holmes-partner-blood-testing-startup.html

Holmes, whose company promised to revolutionise blood testing with finger-prick analysis, was found guilty on four charges relating to her conduct as chief executive of the blood testing start-up, and not guilty of another four charges.

Her 2022 trial revolved around allegations that Holmes duped investors, business partners and patients by making false and fabricated claims about Theranos technology.

Holmes took the stand towards the end of the trial, claiming that she acted in good faith and was influenced by the allegedly abusive behaviour of Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani, who served in senior positions at Theranos and was romantically linked to her.

The company raised more than $US900 million from a list of renowned investors that included media mogul Rupert Murdoch, software pioneer (((Larry Ellison))) and the Walton family behind Walmart.

abc.net.au/news/2025-05-12/elizabeth-holmes-husband-raising-money-for-blood-testing-company/105282240

Smells like amputated legs, wheelchair grease and VPN in here

Standard day on aus/pol/.

ok we have a few probs here with the bake

amp linx

brad

ava

joker (very dated)

outside of bake we have more gaybc and nsn spam.

Good morning fellow whites. What are we talking about today? Niggers? Jews? Plate licking feminists?

my cenno just came in and i dont know what to do with it

I'm not archiving anymore because you faggots prefer to talk about troons and fingerblasting yourselves to death.

More wheelchair grease and custom leggings for your stumps!

is that the aged or DSP?

Sussan ley just won to become the LNP leader lmao

thinking of donating to shiloh again idk
dsp lad

How do you get disabilities to get that pension?

got diagnosed with the tism when i had to do an iq test for school then sent that diagnosis to cenno a couple years ago and waited half a year

dam and has life improved since you got the DSP?

do glowzart kissing a 15 year old boy

hell yeah
i havent had a job for 5 years and i just do cashies whenever i need to splurge

implying NSN paid propaganda is spam

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Dam we need a quak to diagnose aus/pol/ users with autism to get that DSP bucks, I'm tired of waging.

REEEEEE

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST LIKE THAT

I MAKE THE RULES HERE REEEEEEEE

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Daily reminder...

I mean yeah, I can't deny I'm shilling for NSN but what does that mean?

I'm also shilling nice artwork

yeah and im still shilling NSN and nice artwork

gonna cry?

yeah and as you can see, im still posting nice artwork

what would I be banned for?

Here's some more nice artwork

get amongst it

Does NSN provide ways to get the DSP?

they definitely should
nsn needs to infiltrate every corner of society including centrelink

Indeed, NSN should infiltrate centrelink and give out DSP payments to all.

full on fight club type shit

Yer but bash a jeet on the street for new initiates.

based
when i was 14-16 i drifted around town after midnight throwing bricks through shitskins windows
something like that

implying racist nazis aren't already everywhere

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Lol, or just smash up car windows with hammers all along a street, or let slash peoples tires, Imagine you hit 100 cars, thats 100 wagies not going to work! HAHAHA

doesnt roblox have voice chat now

did that too

I only play TF2

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skial?

Banned from them for years
Only matchmaking
Voice chat radicalisation

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Whats your steam!

same
fuck em

skatepark pedo grooming on roblox now.

i havent played roblox for 7 years...

it's my birthday today :(

boongs

say hello to the new opposition leader

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...needs 80,000 new homes...

Yeahnah, how about importing 800,000 less shitskins?
It's easier to remove ten shitskins than build one house, even easier to not let them in in the first place, and it has the same effect on availability, while easing the load on infrastructure and welfarebuxx.

(((OyVeh, but muh Uni Profits and Slumlord rents!)))

(((Kikes))) are retards - if there are 10x less 'student' visas, the demand also goes up, and the (((price))) goes up to match.

yeahnah

yeahnah

yeahnah

wood

Too late, had to go to a Cenno office about a Medicare bill and it was all shitskins - Streetshiitter fatslutts and a token Nigeria-nigger.

any whytecunts left in Cenno would already have gone full 1488 having to wade thru the floorshits in the brewroom

Apparently you have to wait at the door before 0830 GB.

they wanna lose again in 4 years, don't they? pffthahahahaha.

3 years
Your nigger skin is showing seppo

Its a jobbz-for-Omos scam ofc
Keks will be when each Boong-speak is incomplete and only 'used' by 4-5 mumbling old Boong grandmas with DTs from too much metho and brain damage from Boongbloke DV.
5yo whytecunts will attempt to learn a language simpler than 3yos with no words for modern things beyong 'rock', 'stick' and 'flagon', and no past-present-future verb tenses because of all being on Boong nevernevertime, with one-two-lots&lots amount of usable words.

Gizza toodollah for Ladyinboat ya whytedoggkunt

they've been making noises about trying to raise it to 4 or 5, think it requires a referendum though

i reckon she'll win the electorate is 95% women, faggots and boomers

Strayan cunts dont get taught even basic political shit nowadays.
3 vs 4 years because we learn more about Seppo election scamming than we do about preferential vooting.

dumbcunts cant even understand the jars of marbles

Why do Australians exist? How is it even a thing. Do you guys know you're Australian or do you see yourselves as normal people?

everyone is a faggot and a slut

I'm downvoting this post.

Bamboot was fucking robbed

omos want to learn boong language

let them reduce their vocabulary to less than 200 grunts

Are the white areas up for grabs?

Susssan making eye-contact while ssssucking ssssomecunt'ss sssschlong.

Libs NSW Right powerbrokers obviously dgaf about winning next time and are taking the time off to throw down a token 'leader' and coast.
Susssan will go wherever (((Advance))) wants and get fuckall.
Teals will keep shitting on innercity seats.
Nats will eventually fuckoff Little-tobe-proudof and split the Coalition to be the Cuntry Party again.

The economy is fucked and WW3 likely, I guess nocunt with any nouse actually wants to be PM when the Titanic hits the Ice(((berg))).

>ava

No
Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger.
My oc is better than your whole family.

GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI

this is literally me

Hi I ordered a white utopia and would like to refund the society I got here.

fuck the skatepark pedo is desperate for attention today

No redeeming sarrr, pajeet upopia instaad! JA HIND!

it's a full moon, anon

Apply for a job

Get to the interview process

Looking like a good candidate

Ghosted

Find someone has taken that position

It was an internal hire

Fuck sake. I hate HR roasties, especially if they are indian or a fat middle age bitch.

Katie from NSN rejecting the after meeting drinks with the lads to hit the club and throw it back for the sudanese mandem.

Lol you think that's bad, I have a job but I hate it so trying to another one, Used to do cleaning and trolley collecting for coles and that was an easy job with no stress, so decided to apply for woolies doing the same thing, applied for 3 stores, got rejected for all.

Get rejected for not having experience

Somehow get experience

Rejected despite experience

The modern job market in a nutshell.

Oh yer and I worked for coles doing that for 3 years and that wasn't enough. Right now I'm slaving in a factory and goddam do I fucking hate it, ill take lower pay for a less stressful workplace any day of the week.

trolley collector

jeet jabbering on his phone on speaker in the carpark detected.

Government gives companies money to "create jobs" in various industries and positions. So even if they're going to hire internally they'll go through the whole HR song and dance for the gibs. Worse still they make up bullshit jobs just to claim the gibs.

Work for yourself or neet, anything else is a waste of your time. I really cannot emphasise that enough.

Nah used to do it in a regional town, moved closer to the city tho, I think jeets are doing all these roles now so no chance of me getting hired for it anymore.

Lil Timmy sitting in his room punching away on his keyboard with his friends from /aus/pol. Doing his best to ignore the multicultural australian english accent wafting from his sisters room

Work for yourself or neet, anything else is a waste of your time. I really cannot emphasise that enough.

How do you work for yourself tho with minimal skills? How do you NEET when CL doesn't pay enough?

She has since been charged with three counts of murder, three counts of attempted murder and one count of arson.

How can we blame men for this?

ATTENTION
A PISS BOTTLE HAS LEAKED
WE'VE HAD A PISS BOTTLE BREACH
STAY CALM AND EXIT THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY

Wait for when the MAE drifts into groaning

Uh oh

i cant be him but i can try

How do you work for yourself tho with minimal skills?

Mate the only difference between you pushing a trolley and a cunt who runs a labour hire company that employs cunts to push a trolley is he watched a youtube video on how to use QuickBooks and got an ABN.

Even if you were the sole employee of that labour hire company hiring yourself out you'd double your income and set your own rates.

How do you NEET when CL doesn't pay enough?

Use the NEIS program, voila, suddenly the government is giving you gibs to start a business that never has to make money, better still take their money and start something that makes bank.

You want really easy fucking money? Start a business that rents out VMS signs. $500-$1000 to rent one. Literally all you have to do is tow it somewhere, set it up with the appropriate message and fuck off.

You do not need skills to start a business mate, just a better understanding of the system and the levers that control it.

That VMS sign thing isn't a bad idea, on gumtree they go for 12k. But looks like people are renting it out for 3k plus.

in Scotland were an Irish town

3k to rent one

Or just walk up, check if the panel is locked and see if they wrote the password on the inside of the panel like 99% of them

VMS sign

why would anyone use some random bogan when they can use kennards and the whole heap of other results i got from googling 'VMS sign hire'

also labour hire i imagine is already filled to the brim with the few big companies + a whole heap of wannabes that fail because its popular with worthless women and faggots

Undercut, I suppose.

Woman

Leader

Didn't they learn their lesson when the uniparty put that ranga in charge and ended up with a landslide defeat against Tones.

she's not going to be in that role come election time
it's a poison chalice which is why it came down to two goobers and a boong

You can find them for a lot less than 12k, check out auctions. I've seen them go for as little as a grand. Sites like Grays, Pickles, whoever auctions off industrial kit near you. Lots of builders and construction companies etc going tits up at the moment so there's lots of hardware to be had cheap at the moment.

Next time you're out and about doing fuckingwhatever, just sit your ass down and just look at literally everything around you for half an hour, what is that bloke doing, where is that truck going, what do those cunts sell, what do they make, who makes it, where do they get it, make a list and then find out what they're charging for it, do a little research. I mean ignore the jeets delivering fast food and obvious shit, but there will be things that catch your eye that you either have no idea about, or never even thought about. Find those niches.

3/4 of this country is drier than a dead abos cunt, what's it cost to sink a bore? Pro tip, about 1/5 the cost of buying a truck to do it.

What are neets paying for 3D printed bootleg 40k figurines? About 1/3 the cost of buying a Mars 4 Max resin printer.

why would anyone use some random bogan when they can use kennards and the whole heap of other results i got from googling 'VMS sign hire'

Same reason they use random bogans for everything else mate. Because random bogans get shit done and are smart enough to know that Kennards just rents equipment at extortionate rates, they're not a service. So you can beat them both on service and price by simply existing and putting your services out there.

I imagine

Do you do anything aside from that?

idiots & fools are easily released from their money.
don't forget, elizabeth got herself knocked up pre-trial, post-trial and while serving time for a reduced "time served" sentence.
She's had 3 children with her "partner" in total last I checked, all while awaiting trial, being sentenced or serving time.
Not much else to do while you are locked up anyway, not like she can enhance her "scamming" skills while behind bars.

First, niggers.

Now that’s out of the way. What now? See pic related. Should I let them know their potato sorting machine needs replacing (with a jeet who always does the needful), ensuring only the purest of aryan potatoes get through. Not this nigger potato trash. HH.

who here moderate racist?

Lots of builders and construction companies etc going tits up at the moment so there's lots of hardware to be had cheap at the moment.

One of the tier 1's is about to let go of 300 white collar staff. Construction industry about to experience a bloodbath.

that sidewalk

where are they in this pic?
Tijuana? Brazil?

For $300 you can do that with a spooky2 rifle frequency generator and sample digitizer and heal remotely with scalar energy
EVERYTHING IS FREQUENCY

Do you do anything aside from that?

i was told there was 200 of them in sydney this was 10 years ago

There's at least two more, 47 & 48

what was his problem?

The asbos were boat people from the Philippines who slaughtered al the pygmys

do you reckon he died or just gave up?

maybe the one he killed scared him and he was like ok thats enough

Leighton bgc multiplex thiess cimic lendlease downer mirvac john holland?

why do I need to fill in a job application and provide references for volunteering

Humiliation.

wtf