Me asking local government services for a room so I'm not homeless

Oh, jeeze, we're so sorry, but there's nothing available! The waiting list is 4-5 years out, and the shelter isn't open during the summer!

which state?

get a job

Get a car.

Get a job fueled car

Get a job where you drive your car.

Get a car where you drive your job

Get a job where you drive fuel for cars

Record yourself calling a nigger a nigger. And then start a go fund me . Call as many niggers nigger as possible. Cash in on the nigger bucks

Get a real job though, not a bullshit job like a "paralegal" or "devops"

I would pre-donate for this
get a megaphone

what led to you being unable to support yourself?

Say you are suicidal to a cop because you can't stop drinking. They will put you in a 3 day hold in a psych hospital and refer you to a drug program that will make you go out and look for a job. Walk around shopping centers asking for money for gas with car keys in your hand. Save 30 a day. In 6 mos when your funding is cut you will have a few grand to play with. I did exactally this now I own a window tint company in southern Cali.

say you’re suicidal

Literally this. They legally have to keep you in a psychiatric hospital for at least 3 days, and then as long as you keep insisting that you’re going to kill yourself, they won’t let you leave….but keep in mind that this means they could put you in a county facility—as in county jail. A 51-50 is after all, a penal code.

I own a window tint company in southern Cali.

Whyd you choose to move to Commiefornia for?

Boomer parents
Working on it, but it's hard. I also can't drive. My parents make my life as difficult as possible, every day. Doesn't change the fact that the government makes it hard for people to get help.
NY. But this seems to be the norm, from what I hear.
I've already been to the psych ward. The local powers-that-be don't want to see me back there. You can't make scenes at public places/malls, the gangs will come along and cause a ruckus if you do.
I suppose if someone's really in dire straits they could do this. But there are some really bad dudes in psych wards, and you will be fucked with while in there.

Boomer parents

lmao yea it's always someone else's fault with a homeless failure

NY

if you are in ny there is no way they can refuse to give you a bed somewhere which part?
upstate or near the city?
Get a car asap and in a shelter if the ones near you wont house you head to the city and there will be space since now that winter is over most of the homeless sleep outside to not let the shelter operating hours mess with their drug using hobby.
Get a job asap, get a staffing agency on the phone if you cant find something from people you know and tell them you need a job asap.
Give it 3-4 months you will be fine, just dont use drugs or alcohol since you are very vulnerable right now. I was homeless in ny myself due to a document issue from incompetent gov employees.

Slave is in chains, forced to work

Why doesn't he just leave? lol

I'm clean off drugs for almost a decade, I've had several jobs since then, and they've sabotaged me every time I've gotten one. Like I said, I'm working on getting a job, without being able to drive (gangsters, pimps and whores, drug dealers, clown yelling violent nonsense on the bus) but it's very hard, and harder still when they deliberately try to stop me every day. But my personal issues is a side issue from the OP.

I could go to the city but I'd rather not. I can't drive, have no money, no car. Even if I did have a car, I'd like to avoid driving if I can... It's very dangerous on the roads (40k deaths per year, 5 million crashes involving a medical professional).

I did get into an apartment with local govt after 3 (three) years of filling out forms and getting told "sorry we can't help you" by multiple people. But the room they gave me in the end had drug dealers and two of the guys left food everywhere, bugs, roaches in the house, one guy jerked off in front of me.

I could get a car I suppose, but I know I'm going to be fucked with if I do. A lot. My parents will leave me alone more or less, if I spend most of my time out of the house. Things are improving, and I will get work soon, but it's very slow-moving. Thanks for the advice though.

It's very dangerous on the roads

ahh so you are the paranoid schizophrenic type.
Anyway god help you.
California is pretty good actually to live in if you dont live near the homeless hot spots.
I lived out of my car there for a month just travelling and I loved it. It is expensive but the wages and benefits are really good.

I literally was on the verge of going homeless, was denied unemployment because my employer lied about me quitting, voiding assitance.
I got the same treatment. meanwhile a room full of mexicans and spics get the tour de america free shit special while workers work non stop to correct the mistakes of illegals not finding jobs over Americans.

so people will just give you money if you call a nigger a nigger? i dont get it

They just want slaves. They don't want to make it easy for anyone. They don't want you to relax and take a breath. If you didn't work today, something is wrong.

Boomer parents

lmao yea it's always someone else's fault with a homeless failure

I've had several jobs since then, and they've sabotaged me every time I've gotten one

hilarious lack of self awareness

also do you blame your boomer parents for being too inept to own your own car?

have you tried fucking off to the woods and becoming a local cryptid

I'm a veteran with mental health problems, I spent from 2018-2024 in and out of homeless solutions. I'd get a job making 100k from home, then get super depressed and couldn't sleep, lose everything again. I just got into an apartment a couple of weeks ago and it's through a veterans org.

Do whatever you can to stay housed yourself. Homeless shelters are bloodbanks and they will suck you dry. Charities are run by the worst kind of idiot cock sucking trannies that will ruin your life.

The people at homeless shelters are also psychologically and physically abusive, you'll get PTSD.

How is it hard? Just accept you got abandoned and grow up. A junker is like 4k. Live in a tent. It will be rough at first but my buddy did it for a while until some people took him in.

Yeah, it's getting worse. Who else remembers you could be a coke addict, but still have an apartment n job?

Anyways, move to CA. Better weather for sleeping at least.

The corruption is real.

FWIW: I did that, it was better than other options. I had a bike and a trailer, solar charger. I wrote all sorts of code in a tent in the woods. Beats waiting in line at a homeless shelter getting second hand fentanyl exposure.

there's a reason we're all pileing into trucks and it's not a great one hooyah surviving

source: my ass

They conned me out of all my money. Remember how I said they frequently sabotaged me? They hurt my younger siblings when I don't don't cowtow to their every whim. One of them used to go driving drunk with my sibling, the other one touched the sibling in his/her no-no place. I've been playing this Chess game against them for over a decade. So fuck you, don't assume things retard, just because my story doesn't confirm your Rightist views.

They will put you in a 3 day hold in a psych hospital

yeah dude thats totally gonna end well

Live in a tent.

I've seriously considered this, but I don't want to get stabbed. The feds will send people to fuck with me if I do this, I feel.

Lmao imagine being both atheist and homeless
Couldn’t be me, bros.

>>/reddit/

The Man aids and abets clowns to fuck with the homeless.

They will though. Good thinking. Shit. Didn't even think about that.

Please don’t tease the homeless schizophrenic. There is a 20% chance he is white and his episode may be transient.

Idk if you're putting me on, but I heard a story that this one homeless guy lived at a shelter for a year, and he said that every day he left there, some psycho dude was waiting outside, and would start chasing him. The guy told the police, and they did nothing about it. He went back to living in his car after that.

Bro that’s sad you are that capable and that fucked up.

I got barely anything wrong I’m just a lazy shit. I can’t do office work but everything else is just being lazy.

Go to a state without the death penalty and kill a politician. They'll put you in the nigger cage for life. Free food and free housing.

Office work is based, I've decided. Anything beats jerking off at home every day.

And free daily rape and beatings

No when you get in there you need to kill a nigger immediately so they put you in solitary. As soon as you get out you kill another one. Repeat until they decide you have to stay there permanently or you built up enough nigger killing cred that they leave you alone.

Not even. Homeless get stabbed in their tent all the time.

Breh, homeless getting stabbed in their tent is pretty common.

just get a gun and have some fun. pretty sure if we armed the homeless the crisis would end over night

im too anxious to work so i have to get on ssris to avoid homelessness

Just go to a mental hospital and say you’re addicted to drugs. They’ll find lodging for in a week although you will have to be in the ward in the mean time

Pills won't solve your problems.

Just don't take them.

Go become some gay dudes sugar baby

ok boomer

Move to a red state and then get a job

You can't go cold turkey on psych meds. You will have to go to the hospital or die if you do. You need to gradually reduce dosage with supervision of psychiatrist.

i will never show up to any interview without them
on them ill be numb enough to just get it done

Nothing I say can fix your social anxiety but the truth is life is too short to give a fuck about what other people think of you. Social anxiety is that retarded. You're giving other people way too much power over your life. I don't know what your situation is but know that I say this as a NEET with virtually no income, living in his mom's basement at almost 30 years old. My self esteem is near rock bottom, yet I feel no social anxiety. Why? Because my one redeeming quality is that I'm (relatively) smart (read: autistic) and most likely so are you just by virtue of posting on Anon Babble rather than say facebook. This sounds like reddit mentality but it genuinely works against social anxiety. So when I walk around in public, I know for a fact the vast majority of people I interact with are dumber than I am. And why the fuck should I care what a bunch of retarded normies think?

I shit you not, I recently needed to buy a new car because my old car broke down and because I have no money my father offered to pay so I can pay him back without interest. I had to sit in an office with a car dealer (that was younger than I was) as a grown 29 yo man while my father paid for the car. I felt zero embarrassment at the situation because that dealer was using an Apple laptop, so I knew or a fact that even though he owned a successful car dealership business while I'm a broke ass NEET, he was a normie. And I refuse to spent a second giving a shit what a normie thinks about me.

Life is hard and bad people will try to stop you. No shame in not being the first across the finish line.

Get a job on a farm, they might let you stay in the barn, they wont mind you looking homeless because you will be covered in cow shit throughout the day anyway, they will consider you fit for the job. You can than buy a van to sleep in and look for a new job.

Yes, I have heard about work in exchange for a room before. Unfortunately I can't walk well, but it's an idea.

i dont really have social anxiety, i get stressed super easy which makes my blood pressure go crazy and i wanna pass out, puke, muscles get super tense, migraine etc etc. i basically have anxiety about the possibility of this happening during an interview or working a job, or not being able to sleep the nigh before work cuz my heart rate is going crazy, being super tired at work and fucking up. this doesnt happen when im cozy at home tho with no one to answer to

You are more than a label. Don't let your present issues trap you forever. Deal with your problems or walk away from them if they're unsolvable. You have to move on. Don't let them steal another day from you.

This but actually live stream it and get a jbl speaker to play donos and buy a can of mace. Figure it out.

Go to military recruiting. Travel the world for free. Go to truck driving school see the country and get paid. Go to Seattle on a free bus ticket from Catholic Charities and hop on a fish processor for a few weeks and have several thousand all expenses paid. Be a merchandiser it pays per diem for your hotel room.

Why are you clinging to Murica? Drop your shit and move to China.

No gunz faggot. You enjoy living in commiefornia??? What a useless retard you are.

Just go to Jail OP.
Free Food, clean cloths, free education with a tablet "you cant fail and you get certs". TV, Bed, Shitter, shower, and books to read if you don't want to work on your education. Beats College also you get entertainment time so you can watch movies on your tablet. If I ever go homeless again I know where I'm going, to Jail. Most of the population has been incarcerated anyways. Find a good state and a good jail also.