Cooper backs PM over 'island of strangers' remark
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Man jailed for 1986 murder acquitted after 38 years
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MP charged over sex assaults at London's Groucho Club
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M&S says customer data stolen in cyber attack
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Arrest over suspected arson on property linked to Keir Starmer
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Sycamore Gap pair were quizzed in homophobia case
bit late in the day for a brew init
down t'pub?
Fuckin scorching out there, its not for me lads
Estaaaa come wib on trip?
I didnt realise there was a cutoff time for tea
Did you guys start prepping yet?
It needs to start now if keir is kicking off the race wars
You can drink tea any time you like. You can even have bedtime tea.
Someone report rKier to PREVENT
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it might have been johnny cash
but other posts suggest it may have progressed to the doors
I don’t drink tea. I hate it. It’s mud. Moreover it’s one of the main reasons for the downfall of the British Empire. Be a good girl and make me some coffee.
cuppa
cuppa what? Milk? That's not Rosie Lee
coffee is corrosive shite
feel like thread quality died after the hack
Yep
Branston beans 10x 6 packs
butter churner
6x tuna 3 packs
400 Teabags
scampi Crisps rack off amazon
if you want mate
Josh is a paedophile
I used to come here and feel connection on a one to one level with other individuals but now it feels more like i feel a connection with the soup of posters rather than particular people
top kek, nice id too
Good lad don’t forget TP and bin bags
And some water fuel for the car
a jew with typical mental health problems
400 teabags
thats nowhere near enough, especially if you want to use them as currency
I mainly listen to Johnny cash now, maybe there's a pipeline people go through when listening to the doors
no caffeine after dinner thanks
decaf
yeah fair enough i'll let you off
I walk the pipeline
I like both coffee and tea, but can't stand either with milk. Is there a trick to it?
Mom
I'm gonna be a dad!
of trannys
a trick to what? The liquid goes down the throat hole
Herr Stormer is the most right wing politician this country has has in the last 100 years.
to the toilet of heterosexuality
We do peg and reuse the Teabags if there's a war jez
I'm prepping for dindins me
hope 4 hate
Is that the Last of Us potato
birmingham mp claimed £60k in expenses
is anyone else surprised?
cor giz a bit
Fat and brown, double whammy on the corruption scale.
No, look at him
yes
Was the spacker who filmed this attempting to shame the pub?
what an egregiously ugly fucking cunt
i hope battle lines are drawn up soon
No problem lad dig in
Should've used steaks instead of burgers but other than that looks good.
those are big bangers
You're literally all Pakistani cunts.
I miss you faggots.
average in ecuador
Nihao!
It is not known which element of Mr Ali’s claims are being investigated. In the 2023-24 financial year he claimed more than £59,000 in expenses, including £12,651.77 on accommodation, £9,850.54 on travel, £685.20 on dependant’s travel, £35,691.63 on office costs and £326.33 on staff travel. This is in addition to staffing costs.
The MP, first elected in 2019, has been under fire for campaigning for a new airport to be built in Mirpur, in Pakistani-administered Kashmir, along with 19 other MPs.
He claimed the failure to build an airport in Mirpur caused “significant issues to a number of my constituents who are having to drive over three hours to get to the nearest airport in Pakistan”.
In April 2020 he was given a formal warning by police after he broke Covid restrictions by attending a funeral with up to 100 mourners.
Lefty infighting
Lal salaam namaste
We're Indians in Aus
Fuck is that weak insipid streak of pish?
One is not amused.
wouldn't even care if he wasn't so fat
Did Owen catch the aids? He looks like a skeleton
Pakis are just relacing the Irish wherever they went. I'm not going to miss you cunts.
looks rough as fuck
like julian casablancas post strokes
Maple n bacon corr
Far-right Kier Starmer
he caught his wife shagging a big black man and thanked him for making him realise he was bi
Starmer isn't a lefty
I'm certain there was evidence the following were jewish that has been scrubbed from the internet:
Elliot Gleave (example), Danny Dyer, Shane Meadows, Owen Jones
twink death.
He's got bangers on a BBQ and I don't
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Nigel Farage has said Wales is now the priority for Reform following the party's recent success in local elections in England.
A tidal wave of darkness is coming.
Wales must prepare for the worst and fight with everything we have to protect our language, culture, democracy, history & communities.
If they succeed, Wales is finished. There will be no more Cymru.
That should terrify all of us.
Bit melodramatic
Medical Translator by profession. Welsh political activist by passion.
Ahhhh, Upton Sinclair vindicated yet again. However he doesn't actually seem to be Irish this time
only an indian would think such a thing
like you can comment on cooking when your diet is boiled minute steak and kosher kebabs lmfao
I'd send you some if I could fren
tfw seen someone unironically use the word 'Christo-fascist' to describe ArchCast
It was on Reddit, so I shouldn't be too surprised
kek
related to king edward 3rd
Keep a list of every hotel that housed an illegal migrant
he gets it
Novotel, Ibis, Premier Inn are the only names I know
he's not and you're the equivalent of libtards who think Robert Jenrick is right wing
He is very based
He has been playing a hell of a long game LARPing as a lefty his whole life just for this moment
vishnu tongues my anus long time
You like a bit of pegging eh? Bit of tea bagging too I bet?
Didn't he actually attend some tankie bootcamp in some south american shithole when he was in his youth?
No, you're wrong on that, my diet exclusively consists of your brown kosher tears.
And Peter Hitchens fell for it the idiot
The only right winger in parliament is rRupert
can I take some leaflets
kek
Ahhhh, Upton Sinclair vindicated yet again.
idgi
QRD?
He was in a weird trotskyist cult and still retains sympathy for the cause
Back to fucking aus/pol/ with your outdoor cooker.
He may well have, but half of the most right wing people in modern history were Marxists in their youth. The truth is that if you're a politician for the neoliberal regime then you aren't Left wing or Right wing.
He and Richard Spencer basically hold all of the same opinions.
They're probably the same person.
Truth, and he'll be out soon enough. He'll fade into irrelevancy because he was a tepid right winger. Already has to an extent.
After a larping as a helpless Palestinian getting fed phetamines and being reamed by strong IDF men for 3 days straight he's not going to look like grease era travolta
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”
One of the most useful quotes when thinking about modern Britain
spastics are at it again
Lmao you've done him, he's gonna be kvetching on foren flags all night now
Starmer is yet to hail our people.
lol good quote
here's one i heard
There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is madness.
My seethe levels are becoming critical.
gis a bit
You can feel my connection toots
The only party to the right of Starmer is...Homeland. Total nazbol victory????
Genuinely sublime. What beer is that?
all my niggers nazi niggas Heil Starmer Heil Starmer
there is just some sort of inexplicable environment
a digital smell
i seem to wade through
Has anyone here been reported to Prevent? Apparently it's not that uncommon, although only ever happened to the weird retard kids who would chud out randomly.
The pair were "showing signs of anxiety" after consuming what is believed to be hemlock, the RNLI said.
Can't wait for him to reduce net migration to 800k
Genuinely sublime
You niggers never done a BBQ outside? Christ
Homeland is to the left of Starmer on the trans issue.
Put migrant on these Welsh islands and don't feed them
Et voila le dindins
We're getting infinity yogis
Starmer would choose the WEF over Westminster.
So is The Witan the place where all the based people go to discuss the future of our country, carl benjamin, morgoth and all that lot attend it
I hope they got a sick note so they could have some time off work
Happy Days
Don't think those burgers are cooked through, mate.
where's the rest of it?
a digital smell
I'm trying to imagine it
How many trannies are in Homeland now?
NGO lefties would pick them up and take them to the mainland
corr proper sauces too
Why do you have a cup full of jizz, bong?
Got a massive crush on one of the girls at D&D night lads
Witany spears
It's Witany bitch
Witany houston
Polish mayo & mustard enjoyer
So what are your policies mr labour mp
reform will privatise rNHS
VoteLabour
All those Buttmitzvahs are begining to catch up with him.
Naval blockade
billions must meditate
Kanye's latest song is annoyingly addictive and I'm not even a nazi
go
on
mate
they would though
what does PREVENT even do? Just ask leading questions to entrap you into ideological wrong-think?
Cor I could spend hours in a Forbidden Planet megastore
not toasting the brioche buns for the guests
Rectal cavity searches mainly
Kenny's got a whole harems worth at least.
sweet angel
only when he stands in his hall of mirrors
lol
I remember in sixth form a local policeman came once and gave an assembly about rectal searches for drugs
Bet he wears nappies.
We didn't destroy anything because there wasn't anything to destroy (there was maybe one (1) opulent palace) and we gave you new identities, all sub Saharan African countries are our creation
I had a kenyan tell me off in a bar because kenya was now the real democracy in the world
i asked him about the jews and he told me we couldn't speak about it
saw him later at a christian gathering (went as a pure atheist) and he was sheepish and didn't acknowledge the convo
proper Deano tier cutlery
The west truly has it all
right so there's my din dins. Where's yours?
It's funny and all but I don't understand how people have been interacting with these accounts for years now. Surely at some point you just understand that it's bait and move on
Cor
Looks good lad
Fuck brioche buns though
See how we treat namebames, beating the deadest of horses can be fun, funnier when you have their name and face
They just ask you who you follow on social media and if any BAMEs have treated you badly.
They refer you to someone else to try and turn you back into a libtard.
You guys created nothing
lmao, the cope.
Deanos dont use cutlery
Is it really this bad?
Wish the bames would make up their minds. Did we create racism or no?
It doesn't matter what you think about Rousseau if you're jewish ethnically
True, although namebames are unavoidable, they go out of their way to reply to these "narinder kaur" types
Russians as well, all kinds of rogues and vagabonds in that neck of the woods
Saudis own a lot, too
course they do, missus got them in from The Range
I think it also plays an important role for passerbys, in the way a debate isn't to persuade the other guy but to persuade those watching. These BAME clowns often spout Blairite myths so it's good to then debuuuuuunk them publicly so passing boomers et al can see and feel more assured that actually no, Windrush didn't build rNHS or something.
Londoners havnt owned London since the Arabs bought everything in the 70's. Indians are just the most recent suckers to pay way over the odds for a piece of shit property
lol. Which supermarket does Deano shop at? Tesco?
Scottish Parliament has voted for their own version of the Harold Shipman bill. Euthanasia is going to get passed everywhere it seems. There just isn't enough support to oppose it even when there will be coercion and other issues. You vill drink ze death powder with apple juice and be happy.
Surely at some point you just understand that it's bait and move on
now take that logic and apply it to this general....
Sainsbury's for the big shop, Marks for a few treats
I'm guessing mutti
How fat is she?
everyone should filter joshposts
British invaders literally burned down Wakanda. It lives on only in comics and films. So sad.
Chubby cheeks, slim body but not skinny
Fucking hell that bloke's tiny.
none of you fucking BATTYMEN better not be popping wheelies ITT, or it's gunna pop off
[teeth sucking noises]
How can we,Roumanians, save beautiful british girls/women from non-white non-european invaders? Any feasible tips?I know a few people in the government. Should we send roumanian BVLLS to protect them?
Fat women are amazing lovers
Just got rid of some brown leaves and saw this fucking thing. There's definitely something in there, got a shiny look to it and looks black. Anyone know what the fuck it is? The nest thing is about thumb size and looks it's made of fucking dog fur. Never seen summit like this.
does an endo
Should we send roumanian BVLLS to protect them?
We don't need more browns, thanks.
he's never eaten a paint pot of tomatoes
froggiacine
Fuck off, you dirty little gypsy.
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Racists, here’s a question for you, how can claim to be patriotic and love everything this country is said to stand for, if you also hate people of colour?
Uh, easily?
You are proud of colonial conquest but hate immigration. Why do you hate when this is pointed out to you?
So what?
Put your dick in it.
Reform's foundations really are built on sand, the leadership have no idea what their membership will be demanding
You didn't have to say she wasn't skinny
D&D chick
You already told us she was fat. Like, cutting off the circulation to your legs if she sat in your lap, or you wouldn't chance it?
How skinny are you?
We talking Laurel and Hardy here?
Why dont you find a nice Muslim girl instead?
She'll straighten you out and put some meat on yer bones.
(checked)
Could have been are SUSSEX
What does colonial conquest have to do with immigration?
you can't the left are the real racists your way into good governance
Kek.
In case you're retarded (or a retard believes you)
That's a restaurant size can. About the size of a coffee can.
Give us your women ,now
lmao
hate people of colour?
I don't hate them. I just don't want them here. GO FUCKING BACK!
Tea gives me heartburn
I'd punch you so hard your bones would turn to a rocky outcrop that a tiny alex honnold would climb in ten billion years
They know they have to work harder. Ironically. But, it in no way makes up for them being fat. Also fit lasses are WAY better lays. You wouldn't know because you've only ever fucked chunkers or hogs. If youve ever fucked at all.
deported
>You are proud of colonial conquest but hate immigration. Why do you hate when this is pointed out to you?
So what?
I hate this whole "immigration is because colonialism" thing, just put out that as a fact and never explained. Obviously it's just lame propaganda for mongs, but it does my head in lol
Asian longjorned beetle.
It’s an invasive reportable species.
Are you in Kent?
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What kind of hate must someone have in their heart to go through all the trouble to greet exhausted refugees who just flew thousands of miles with a message meant to invalidate their existence?
Decades of sitting through “how would YOU like to be treated if YOU were a refugee??” and it turns out I would be treated way worse
The seppos are melting down, lmao
Yeah, well id just shoot you.
I win.
Just brush your teeth twice a day, mate.
refugees welcome
give me your teeming masses
NOT YOU
If you lined up every net immigrant since the Norman Conquest in arrival date order, the one in the middle turned up when Ed Sheeran was number 1 with Thinking Out Loud (Nov 2014).
Asian longjorned beetle
no its not
they burrow into trees
stand still anon
It has fuck all to do with it, but they want to pretend it does.
You wouldn't hurt a fly, i've spoken to some of your old teachers at your high school
they told me they used to stick up for you to the other teachers in the staff room saying you were a good lad
good luck shagging your methhead skinny tarts
I don't think they had smokes during the time that armor and arrow would have been prevalent. Come to think of it...How did they get that photo?
I think that's fake. Yep, definitely fake.
Tea is gay as fuck
So what are your policies Mr Tory MP?
infinity immigrants
vote Reform, get Labour
groping unsuspecting men/women in a London private members’ club
gonna need fred dibnah to knock that tall cunt down
coffee is the juice of the alpha male
so? If I could I would
you have no idea how cozy an expensed life is, jetting from hotel room to hotel room, brekky, dindins, drinks, all inclusive (cus wagie pays for it)
and at the end of the day all you have to fill out is some bs form about how it was all for the greater good, which I suppose is true because I am the greater good
Coffee is gay as fuck too
this is where we part ways ideologically
glowing
identity quaffing is gay as fuck
Based
Coffee = gay
Tea = gay
wtf is quaffing
Written by Abdul
the third position:
coffee = straight
you = gay
tea = gay
Tea and toothpaste, the two fangs of the fluoride jew
Harvey, I can see you
a coffee can.
Coffee comes in jars.
Pubes for hair
Reform are wet farts
I have honestly killed people. Not memeing.
In Afghanistan.
However, I'm less likely to kill a fly than a human. Flies don't know better. Humans deserve to die.
I did cut a fly in half while there once. Just to show that I could. It's a neat trick, try it yourself some day.
Just need a knife (obviously) oh...well NVM lol.
I'll tell ya anyway. Maybe you'll manage to get one during the apocalypse.
Just wait till a fly lands. Take the blade and position it right in the middle of their eyes. Slowly lower it until you can press it down for the chop. They have a great field of vision. EXCEPT the area right between the eyes. They just don't see the blade. By the time it touches them, it's too late.
But it isn’t diverse. It is not diverse in the slightest
lmfao
saved
Give us your women ,now
Bugger off gypsy scum.
a pooman coffee comes from jars
a rich mans coffee comes from a cats arse
Fuck off you quare
yay, free palestine!
refugees welcome!
we love moosli -ACK!
What will you do now, gents?
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Metheads arent fit. I'm talking about proper weight girls that take care of themselves.
Skinny anorexic bitches are the WORST fucks. So, fatties do have that over them.
Again though, good sex doesn't come close to making up for ALL the negatives of dealing with fat bitches.
Plow your slampigs lad, more power to ya, just don't commit to them.
groove is in the heart
Isn't what you just said a capital crime there? IM TELLING!
Cheers for the advice
OK dude, we get it you're too scared to ever actually go to a D&D night
There's loads of different people there. There was a super jacked dude at the table too.
gypsy
kek, i'm the whitest guy in this thread you illiterate bong.
much love
Your dick comes in jars.
wish they did
Post pic then
Midlands. And I doubt it since they supposedly burrow in trees.
You're circumcised tho
do you stand with israel
I wish they worked faster. Damn.
Yeah, I'm afraid of catching the NERD!
NEW
what an odd question to ask
what an odd response, hamasnazi
That trash still going? Oof
excited to see what hotties eurovision will deliver us this year
from the people that brought us lena meyer landrut and alexander rybak
More than likely, deranged lefties think anything other than Labour is far right extremism
Who won last year?
Riggitzerland
Skinny anorexic bitches are the WORST fucks.
I beg to differ. Maybe because she was bpd too but I've slept with over 40 women and the bpd anorexic was BY FAR a better shag than the next nearest.
By far.
Starmers 180 in imagration policy has to be clear poof of a deep state
So glad my living room window faces sunset. Lovely and cool here, not even in my undies, full pjs on, the leather sofa is cold to the touch.
imagration poof
pjs
Quare
You aren't whiter than me lad. I've been to Romania. I stood out.
Spent a lot of time in the subway station at Bucharest university. They sell British tea in a tea shop but really I went to perv at your stunning (but brown) wimmins.
Ukraine this year, then. Got to show unified coalition of the willing support against trump
Your dick comes in jars.
Only when yer ma's been squatting on them.
Nope
Israel LOL
be funny if Russia entered a missile into the competition
The only thing I buy in a tin like that is nestle Nido for hiking porridge mix I make.
or that they've had a disastrous first year and are terrified of losing ground to faraj. funny though because starmer used to call for a GE every fucking week when he was in the opposition bet he won't offer one now
Why are you thinking about my cock faggot?
Oh...guess I answered my own question. Well... stop it, that's gay.
Kek. Blame google and their ever decreasing quality of keyboards. They get less and less responsive with every phone I swear...
You were the first to start talking about cocks, you dumb mutt.
New Reform PR just dropped. Looks good for boomer landlords voting for Reform
theres nowt in the rules that ses they can't
it was the jews
I remember when brit/pol/ went mad over that general election petition
Use the Hindus to deport the muslims and then deport the hindus
Point to where I ever mentioned a cock you homo.
You'll be gutted in the morning though. Sun rises in my living room and bedroom and sets on my kitchen, spare bedroom and bathroom. Every comfy option.
Here you stupid quare
confederate flag nonce is a LGBT activitist in warsaw
he works at a "mood scent bar" called butero, so that's why he's desperate to talk about your cock
samefagging from multiple flags
can always tell when the steak boiler is upset
samefagging
Ironic
mudslims(antisemtitism) le bad = hindus le good
bucharest is a swarthoid shithole that should be nuked
is tinned lettuce a thing?
Imagine the riots if Israel win.
not in the circles people like you have access to
Painfully obvious its him spamming the "josh is XYZ" posts every thread n all
I was talking about king Richard. You assuming poofter!
Oh, wait... my bad its prince Albert.
Still. You're gay.
Baking
How's your paedo proxy site?
New
So you were talking about cocks. First. Like I said.
You dumb poof.
Closest I could find was red cabbage in a jar
17 hours a day on brit/pol/, that's his #LuxuryLife
You don't read so good do you?
Again, point to where I said COCK (aside from my responses in context to you)
You must be a retard shitskin as well as a faggot.
How much more rope do you need, Rahjeesh Achmed Biggins?