Born russian

born russian

wat do

Celebrate?

cry incessantly about abdul from israel shitting up my country

Doubt it would be much of a difference. Sure, different language, cultural differences etc but the human experience remains the same.

Move to Australia in the 90's, never tell anyone you're russian, live life on easy mode.

Shill for glorious leader and tell White countries how much better life is in Tatarstan.

Be thankful you weren't born Indian.

Drink

Anal sex with blonde sluts.

and i thought suburbs were depressing

kill germanoids

Fuck you Ivan. Go shoot up Krokadil you Mong.

Find a Jewish grandfather/mother

Move to Israel

Move to a civilized country

Right. Everytime he opens his mouth everyone will know.

Kill hyhyls

learn inglesh, algebra, discrete math, basic cs
learn programming
lie on your cv
get a job
practice interviews, interview every month
keep learning skills that are in demand
hop jobs until max salary and remote
get a second remote job internationally for big usdeur
farm money for a couple of years, keep hopping for bigger check
move to cyprus
chill

Geezer classic

I wish we had more of those

Fuck little Russian girls

lie on your cv

I can't lie
people could immediately tell if I do

get a job

yeah...

Hardbass
Vodka
Wrestling

Find out you had some an ancestor who belonged to a germoid minority and get german citizenship

Why do you rape kids and why were you raped as a kid?

google mentors, there are seniors that will prep you for a % of offer

Germany is even worse place to live in than Russia. At least as a ruskie you can migrate there to Petersburg and have a nice life relatively speaking

playgrounds all the way down the street

50+ friends of your age

looks like a childs dream

I’m going to assume you aren’t ideologically in sync with the Russian media, given the context and place you’re posting to. Just gotta live life positively to the best of your ability, maybe try and focus your career path towards something that can really improve people’s lives like a job in the medical field, or something else more in tune with your talents where you can really make a positive difference without pissing off the gestapo. You don’t have to actively put your life at risk “fighting against the machine” in order to make your country a better place.

When you’re older and richer you can think about trying to immigrate abroad, though that isn’t an easy thing to do for the average Russian atm from my understanding. Just cause things suck now doesn’t mean they won’t get better.

Best of luck, may peace come soon

Realistically such a person would compete with all the central asians for moving shopping carts around

The churkas are in Moscow, they haven't infested Petersburg yet.

Slow down and start Wallkin. You have your whole life ahead of you.

like a job in the medical field

eksdeeeeeeee

clueless, not everyone has a pharma insurance kabal to finance luxurious salaries for their good for nothing chatgpt "md's"

medfags get aroung 1000-1300 usd maxxx
its it or die poor here if you are not born into power or connections or money

Just gotta live life positively to the best of your ability

Wrong, You can do that after you have money and escaped rf

Have some borscht

BY ODUH OF THE PEAKY FOOKIN' BLINDUHS

uk's most successful psyop since the beatles

do criminal things

Court a cute yakut lady and settle down in siberia.

Train with Fedor and Khabib

you have 3 choices

1: go to Europe

2: become a furry artist

3: become an alcoholic

I've heard your covid camps are luxurious

Just live my ordinary life. Travel inside of Russia. Buy bullshit which you don't need. Make a family (I can't).

>born russian

wat do

embrace the suck

Be Russian...

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drink vodka

plant more trees. This shit need more trees.

It looks like my neighborhood....

Kill Putin.

No choses to be chosen
Cruel magyar

Whine, like you're doing right now.

hr grannies aren't people, so just give it a shot

1)STEM@MSU/MIPT/HSE
2?)publications/work@Yandex
3)emmigration

My childhood in the 90s felt like being in Russia, for some reason. I can't explain why, but when I watch a music video like this, it makes me nostalgic. youtube.com/watch?v=O3_drgbsLRE

go to the trenches of donbabwe

OP
Find a nice krasivaya devuchka
Make her a nice dinner of shproti and other asorted fishes from a can
Vodka
Music, start the evening with a nice Russian composer and slowly through the night walk your way from classical to more concurrent music (played and performed by white people only, of course)
Either you end up turning her into a matrioshka doll with a baby Ivan in her belly, and if not, at least you can sit with your pickles and vodka, and slowly become the pickle you want to see in the world
Good luck and dasvedanya

this.. looks comfy

you have no idea what you are talking about
crime is literally the only opportunity for a russian right now

Relocations were great opportunity to adapt for living in another country (Kazakhstan/Armenia/Georgia/Cyprus/other small islands).
90% of my MSU cum laude classmates are outside of Russia now. For me it was Moscow->Georgia->Zurich

What’s wrong with being a grandmother? I keep on seeing people here hating on tall, elderly women and I don’t get what their deal is.

nigga, this is not fucking russia but bulgaria. You were not a vodka drinking ruski but a bulgarian drinking rakija. The difference is small, none existant... we are blacker, more balcan and more gay than the ruskies.

Holy fucking cringe

Oof, sad to hear

You don't know what you are talking about

How can you say this to a shit post?

more gay

Azis was popular here too.

OMG HOUSES

IM GOING INSAAAANE

yea, but in general you do not produce gay shit. We do. Of course it is mainly gypsies who for some fucking reason like it, which is funny given that they lose their virginity at 10 and have children at 12. It is absurd that these animals literally have hetero sex and then go and listen to gay music. Indian genes I guess: they fuck everything that moves regardless of gender, age, if it is even a human...

radioactive cringe

Why aren't there trees ?

Same shit. I miss the 90s. There was a lot of Eastern European influence where I grew up. My street was very diverse. The neighbours to the right were Lebanese, the neighbors to the left were some kind of Asian. Possibly Vietnamese. I remember playing in the street one day, and somehow I ended up in this Slavic couple's house. I forget what country they were from. They were a young couple, probably in their 20s or 30s. But I remember hanging out with them in their house. It was mostly empty, they'd just moved in. All I remember was that they showed me around, and that they had curtains like picrel. Isn't that strange? I can't imagine that happening nowadays. I mean, a kid just wandering into some strange couple's house. That was life in the 90s here.

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move out to a village and marry a trad village girl. what is your opinion on vasya in the hay? is he a putin psyop or is he legit? maybe you could go help people like him
m.youtube.com/@vasyainthehay/videos

Murmansk. I liked the town. It looks much much better in summer.

Ah yes, the squatting is delightful in the summer

lets be honest: a slavic couple in the 90s would probably just think about caлaткa, paкийкa and "бoдвaнe" : or something to eat, something to drink and sex. 1% of them will be giga shizos but 99% will have no problem of you going around and may even feed you. The problem are the 1% shizos: they will probably kill you for no real reason. I know the 90s were a magical time but you were playing with fire, that for the most part is harmless, but is fire nonetheless.

Why is it,
That no matter where you are in the world
If your ancestors came from eastern Europe, than you MUST like cheese and HoMM 3.
Like, a lot (Me included)
I guess nature isn't taught but inherited

In russia land is cheap. You can move to Siberia and live self sufficient lifestyle. something not allowed in west

I mena, i like nature and I like games that are somewhat soulful. It combines well.

It's better to be born an Indian than a Russian.You'll have people that may eat shit and eat corpses, but at least they'll care about you and love you.

When being a 90s gopnik is not cool enough and you must LARP as a 40s post war gopnik

You know, in other parts of the world kids aspire to be doctors, scientists, and artists. In Russia, the youth aspires to be gopniks.

If you also like baking stuff...
Get out of my head

Just get trashed on vodka and forget about it like all the orcs do

The problem are the 1% shizos: they will probably kill you for no real reason.

Never heard of this happening. Especially with young couple. Maybe with some crazy old man.

kid throwing a ball in someone's house is a normal thing here.

No niggers? Then it's objectively a paradise compared to the nicest of US cities.
I don't even think they look that bad and I'm not just being a slavaboo simp. It actually looks comfy and nice there. Though to be fair I genuinely prefer cloudy rainy melancholy environments to wide open sunny days. Even on a nice sunny day I prefer to be in the woods.

you eat raw garlic?
are you 65 with fried taste buds?

Kill yourself or break your chains and topple the (((regime))).

Thanks for the confirmation. Just don't rape any kids okay? I know other jews wont tell on you but you just have to stop raping children.

no i am not 65, but i like garlic.

I mean, a kid just wandering into some strange couple's house. That was life in the 90s here.

that was normal life and still is. If poeple loose social skills shit starts happening.

Probably dildo anus a bit

Aaaaaa el cringo
This eminates Rick and Morty fans dressing as Rick

In freezing winds, the playpark being in the middle like this makes perfect sense. A shitload of bad weather is left on the outside. They just needed to plant a line of trees along the middle, and let them grow tall.

A combo I really enjoy:
A good cheese
Walnuts
Apple

They balance each other perfectly, surprisingly filling, healthy as fuck

Can anyone tell me what part of my attempted post is spam? The fuck.

Lol
Ok this is strictly illegal here, and for good cause... I mean... Nice and based, but will surely get something killed

Become my fembboy/trans wife and move to the US

its a meme of people playing heroes 3 everywhere. But then again, first thing i did when i got a Steam Deck was to get heroes 3 working on it. In many ways EE gamers are blessed because we still play 20 years old games meaning that they run everywhere at max fps with no need of expensive hardware.

You would know about raping kids, eternal bulgar

It probably thinks you're advertising counterstrike

Get out ASAP

Not here. Kids don't explore like they used to. I never see kids when I go outside. I used to ride my bike everywhere. We'd leave in the morning and come back at night. Parents were never worried. Nobody knew what meth was before the 2010s so there weren't addicts stealing cars and killing people in car accidents while high. Friends kids don't socialise with anyone they don't know either, like I did when I was a kid. They're all ipad babies. They spend all day and night on their ipad watching mrbeast and playing roblox.
It's the "Dcbs" in Dcbstep

Your humble cuisine cannot hide your tricks.

It's the "Dcbs" in Dcbstep

Wait really? That's some 2004 Scunthorpe Problem level shit right there.

Have sex with russian women, obviously

It's very annoying in American Psycho threads on Anon Babble.

I can't without meds.

read dostoevsky and think.

wat do

do kids play "echo" a lot in those concrete troughs?

Have sex with russian women, obviously

this

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Most creative and convoluded "KYS" post I've seen in a long while
Nice job

Join special retard operation so you can die.

read dostoevsky and think.

so in other words, kms?

90% of them have AIDS.

step 1: scout out where Caucasians & Central Asians live in your city
step 2: commit arson
step 3: ???
step 4: profit

Cheeki Blinders

That's probably not one of the worst pictures you could find.

bitch online eternally and call every european muhammad despite having the most muslims in europe

you eat raw garlic?

He's based.

That escalated quickly

Enlist, go die in a trench in Ukraine, be a hero of your motherland.

Be happy you aren't a nigger, fellow Eurobro.

those fag earphones go so cringe with that suit and cap lmao

wat do

Enjoy the worlds most beautiful women.

I can't stand his shit
its like I understand he's all philosophical nigga n shiet, but my life is depressing enough why do I need to read about it too