Squirrels completely take over California park

Im actively training squirrels to do my bidding.

laughs in 10/22

Looking for peanuts

If your bidding is that they look cute is working

They should release some owls, red-tailed hawks, foxes, and a couple rat snakes in the area. Let nature resolve nature.

Timmy gon do

Let the nog do something useful for once and eat them, maybe we get lucky with some new coon-plague

The plague is coming next.

Those are the fattest squirrels I have ever seen.

All you need is one Cletus with a .17 HMR.

do californians not have guns

meanwhile in NY, they have no problem breaking the door down on your house barging in and killing your pet squirl.

Good point, but it's southern California.

Food for the homeless

it's better than niggers anyway

Yeah, and Cletus would have done it for a 12 rack of Natty Ice and a free afternoon.

Memory holed. Never happened. Get your booster.

SNWO

That’s nuts

Morty.... you fucked with the squirrels Morty!

are they friendly?
never seen a squirrel in real life

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A NIGGER MORTY

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Ground squirrels are more human friendly than tree squirrels.

FUCK YEAH POWER TO THE SQUIRRELS

Really? They just look like normal squirrels to me.

Good thought, but I can never find tge Cletus.

They're going to get pnut'd

They won't be to you.

Do liberals think that feeding a squirrel gets it pregnant?

Nuts

look at all that free food, pigeons too

True.

You’re as stupid as they are.
It’s like welfare.
You create a system that incentives reproduction by feeding them and keeping them fat.
Too bad niggers and spics are less civilized than squirrels.

They natural source of rabid btw.

We have ground squirrels, and they will eat other squirrels. They don’t really climb trees but burrow tunnels

I have several 80-100ft Ponderosa Pines on my property and those fuckers are an absolute menace. They throw pine cones at me, piss on me, make annoying chirping sounds at me. I bought a half dozen fake owls with motorized heads and spaced them out around my property since I'm not allowed to shoot them with my .22LR (county ordinance). In a sane world, everyone would see them for what they are...rats. On the positive side, when the happening happens, at least I'll have a food source for a short period of time.

NOOOOO you can't just FEED THE SQUIRRELS

NONONOOOOO

We'll have to KILL THEM

POISON THEM

KILL THEM ALL LOL

YOU MADE US DO THIS

BECAUSE UH... More squirrels are BAD

Whites are insufferable when it comes to "nature." They want to make the outdoors as sterile and dead as possible. White people are the ornamental shrubs of the gardening world.

Just deploy cats.

They will hunt down these little fucker for free

The fuck Timmy gon do?

Feed them. Make my own personal squirrel army.
You can't hit shit holding a gun like that. You're fucked.

California actually has plans for a tiny gas chamber.

sfgate.com/centralcoast/article/pismo-beach-squirrel-infestation-20294321.php

“At this point, the only option we have is either shooting and the gas chamber,”

told city council members the state “actually sent us a plan for a small gas chamber,” she said. “So, once they’re caught, they can be placed in the chamber, where we can concentrate the carbon monoxide and they just go to sleep. The problem is we have to do it on site because we’re not supposed to transport these squirrels from one place to another.”

They're squirrels. They own every park

ground squirrel

You mean a marmot or something? Those aren't squirrels.

as soon as a town gets Mexicans, the town has to create a whole new level of public park cleaning.

Its not just empty the trash and hose down the bathrooms, and mow the lawn

its emergency clearing out of dirty diapers from under all the tables and benches, every weekend after noon, and probably twice during week.

Of course the bathrooms are a whole other story.

and its not just 'empty trash cans', its remove old car tires, trashed sofas, bed bug mattresses. etc.

as soon as a town gets Mexicans

To be fair every town in Cali is at least 50% beaner

Unleash the Haitians on them

The perfect analogy for the spic and nigger population in California.

Don't chinese restaurants cook squirrel? The issue will go away soon.

Squiggers

She predicted May 27, 2025 as "A day of great reckoning."

Ground squirrels are niggers.

They're technically marmots.

In Iowa it's illegal to harass the black nigger squirrels but all the others you can do with what you want.

I have a Ruger .22 pellet rifle that dispatches squirrels nicely. And its quiet.