Brit/pol/ cool sounding thread title

Cooper backs PM over 'island of strangers' remark

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Man jailed for 1986 murder acquitted after 38 years

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MP charged over sex assaults at London's Groucho Club

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M&S says customer data stolen in cyber attack

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Arrest over suspected arson on property linked to Keir Starmer

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Sycamore Gap pair were quizzed in homophobia case

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Josh is a paedophile

Tax the fat

and has typical jewish mental health problems

this tweet alone btfos brit/pol/

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Thought they did, sugar tax

imagine being such a miserable hateful sexless little cunt that you get this viscerally angry at someone innocently posting a picture of a pizza on the internet

meow

W Boggy
As per

I know exactly where that is now.
If you go all the way to the end of the canal in Tring it's good carp fishing.
I used to walk Hemel to Tring or Hemel to Hunton Bridge often.
Really miss the canal.

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I’m grandson of an Irish migrant, living in one of the most diverse communities in the country. We get along together pretty well with every section of the community making its contribution. Talk of an “island of strangers” shockingly echoes the divisive language of Enoch Powell

3rd generation immigrant from the most similar culture on earth.

Spent decades supporting a co-ethnic terrorist movement.

Thinks his story proves integrating millions from vastly different cultures will be a piece of cake.

Not too fond of the Irish tbqhwy senpai

“island of strangers” shockingly echoes the divisive language of Enoch Powell

Actually sounds quite polite. It's softer than Island of niggers or Island of boat rapists

every time makes me lol

Brunel

Half English half French

Bazalgette

Grandfather was French

Oh well we may as well let Ungabonga and his 25 kids in then.

nigger heil hitler

thing of beauty

why aren't all cats big lads? All they seem to do is eat

they've taxed the flavour out of coca cola, I'll tell you

Late din dins.

Air frying some Co-op irresistible wholegrain mustard sausages and crinkle cut chips.

There's an alternate timeline where Farage didn't return to being leader and it was still Tice in charge

I'm not really giving a shit about politics at the moment.

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I rented a room once and the couple had a fat cat. They went away one weekend and asked me to feed it like two or three pouches a day.
I did like one a day.

Make that pussy meow

Or her phone is switched off. I'll hear back in the morning.

This convinces me, just let the rape gangs do their thing, free knives for mandems and going to convert

To be fair food posters are dull cringenonces

Or she's got Chad's dick in her mouth right now... you forgot about that.

you did good

And right now our counterparts in that timeline are marching through the streets of Birmingham with flame throwers

I AM CHAD

I have never met anyone called Chad

im not ready to be happy

We're still planning the flaming bins this summer but shhhhh, don't tell the filth

Your boy says top bins when he cums inside his girl

wtf i love paki pedo gangs now

Eurovision is the gayest thing ever made, thing made gave me aids just by looking at it for 2 minutes, absolute fucking aids ridden trash, holy cringe

Island of strangers only because bigot whites won't integrate and accept the enriching enrichment and strength building diversity on offer. Staggering bigotry bordering on domestic extremist terrorism. We can not move forward as a planet when the white man continually seeks to hold us back with racism and prejudice. Not acceptable.

my boy says top bins when i cum inside him

Which of you lot was on channel 4 today?

They must have been white.... that's the main difference. Like northern European

They all must have excellent barnets

virgin island?

Says the lad with the dUM ID. You dum-dum. Who doesn't like food?
So dUM.

Two Syrian immigrants kidnapped a Danish 15 year old girl, threatened her with a knife to her throat, tied her up and put her in the trunk, shaved her bald, etc.

Look inside

"Her Syrian ex-boyfriend and another Syrian man"

is he fucking a horse

cringe

yup

any good?

Not many people get haircuts every week. This seems fine

What's the view here on Robert Jenrick? I think his rhetoric recently has been fairly based as far as the West's Overton Window goes.

>"Her Syrian ex-boyfriend

silly girl

Not me. I have no interest in losing mine

I wonder if it's that bloke who had a lefty twitter account calling others incels and racists kek

Dyed white and permed for camouflage when creating the hill.

BAMEs get theirs touched up constantly. It's a bizarre ritual they have to go and get the tiniest trim every week and pay £30 for it.

Beastiality is illegal init

Is he fucking a small horse? Or is he Canadian?

There wouldn't be much racism if they all fucked off.

Give you 100 quid for your virgin bum hole

bit gay that

I mean I feel bad for her as it shouldn't happen to anyone especially as she's in foster care but it's like walking around the poor parts of London at night with an 80k Rolex on.

Remember when Olukemi was going to leave Keef speechless over immigration?

Lowballing too. A cheap gay. Probably a Jew.

cringe. if you're bored worth a watch

£110

the amount of seething in the last thread was sad

100 quid is standard rates on AW < hour

Yeah, I don't want to be mean to her being 15 and being in foster care which is why they preyed on her but dating a 18/19 year old Syrian is just silly
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banned for violating us law

Well that's a new one.

horse nonce

muh ID

you've never had sex

appeal to the voters then immediately betray them by going the other direction

Sure, why not. It's worked for decades so far.

Nonce

Fuck

Beastiality is illegal in the US too except West Virginia.

She's replied. She wants to meet tomorrow. I'm the king. I'm Chad. I am invictus.
I thought about that kid who fucked bambi blacks the other day and laughed.

I've never fooked anyone before

excuse me?

I've never fooked anyone before

For an anal virgin?
Pull the other one lad, it's got bells on.

I went to school with a guy called Chad, he has a smooth FASy sort of face and he was a fucking cunt

Sodomite
Land of the free my arse

Sadly these young foster kids don't get a lot of guidance and tend to be traumatised which leads to impulsive and dangerous behaviour. I'm not shy of blaming a victim but these two Syrians are fully to blame for this. Cunts.

Josh you have to pay for my rehab> I want 6 months in the Priory in Cheshire. It's £60K i will send you the bill.

My arse is a state

I've got children lad. dUM-dUM.

Don't think they do BBC rehab, you might just have to kill yourself.

Oh absolutely, she's not legally to blame, or even morally really, she's just a bit silly. The other two should be hanged though.

I used to be in the marines and we had to get our hair cut every week

you’ve done him

No mate, there's one cunt here who thinks the characters in your ID mean you've been "BTFOD "and he (you) if an adult virgin who larps relentlessly. Of course I don't expect you to drop the larp, you almost never do

No talk in here about starmer having his property and car fire bombed. Cor Turkish I imagine

lmao I remember that
he gave it a right good go and all

samefag "done him" cringewank

Knew it was you cunt, also you love vapid dindin shite so it all lines up

You sound morose. Butthurt even.

he’s done you

troons mad

Sure thing joshmate

No talk in here about starmer having his property and car fire bombed

Politics? On a political board? Must be thinking of reddit.

Deform party won't do shit

lil bogster lashing out at everyone because he got bullied all evening, fucking kek

i’ve done you and all
state of you tripping over yourself to blame josh lmao he’s done you without even being here

Keep on samefagging you retarded little twat

if we're playing a game of would you rather i don't think a female horse beats a very feminine man

Lil chickenshit nonce melting down from foren flags because his shitty paedo proxy site can't afford to run GB IPs lmfao

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Joshmate

Lmao. He's living rent-free in your morose, dUM head. Shame. I am not Josh.

doesn't know about rule 7

fucking newfag

your ID teeheehee

he's fine you teeheehee

got kids I've have me

l m a o
m
a
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cringewank

Alri froghater laaa

I am not Josh

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stop taking the piss out of virgins
imagine the slags you fucked
it's embarrassing if you paid money like
i fucked 2 10/10 at the same time
i paid them $100
$100 was like 6 moths wages to them to them
i basically sex trafficked them but i didn't because i got a plane and went to their country
i'm not an idiot

Based post

Does a horse have a separate vagina? I assume it does.
Better a horse chuff than a mans poopchute.

nothing turns a woman on harder than requesting consent

are u trying to be a spastic
jannies report to ofcom in uk

lil ducknonce posting from his CP duck porn site trying to stir up drama again (this post will trigger a repetitive spamming meltdown from him for the rest of the thread, sorry lads)

Well, obviously you aren't kingly material. Into the vanguard with you.

you’re absolutely trembling with rage, you’ve been done

Nah it's not duck, it's this cunt on picrel

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Virgins are beautiful. I admire their purity, they shouldn't even try to lose it.
I don't pay for it and I agree it's embarrassing to do so.

So yourself?

have you actually seen a horse’s fanny though

I doubt they inform ofcom about every report announcement.

Literally your own posts you mong

it’s the same person boglad

doesn't deny being a fucking tourist

cringe
forins out

Jnig samefagging meltdown hours

Careful now. He'll set ofcom on you. They might investigate your TV licence dodging.

The thread disruption is by homosexuals.
They operate during night hours because of their mental miasma being unable to tolerate sunlight.
The night hides their disgusting habits, so here they are.
Islam has the right idea about homos.

3 slavs in britpol and all 3 are mongs. What are the chances of that.

Thick twat

mental miasma

ESL moment

I've seen a woman suck a horses cock and make it come. I got a virus and I had to pay $1000 in bitcoin to get rid of it

That you are mate. That you are.

LOOK EVERYBODY IVE PUT THE CONFEDERATE FLAG ON NOW I CAN MAKE THE ABSOLUTE WORST POSTS YOU'VE EVER READ BUT DO SO WITH COMPLETE DELUSION

Islam has the right idea

pakis are raping you women

Its fine, we fuck horses.

true story

fucking lmao

Keking at the CONs

what is this real

Bollocks

ffs pony shaggers

is horse pussy as deep as horse cock is long?

night lads

Right lads, I've witnessed some brownoid bragging about having a large quantity of drugs...I know where he lives and there is admittance to it in text. Do I snitch or no?

Average of polls since the locals a few weeks ago. Bet Nige is kicking himself for not doing national politics until a year and half ago.

totally unfunny, can't believe anyone ever thought it was

Bit like Dr Pepper. Got to try it to love it.

corrr

snitch bitch if he ain't smart enough to keep his shit together he deserves to go down plus he's brown so

Flight of the Blood Eagle or they will do it again.

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called 101

tell them about the incident, how he could be distributing drugs

they tell me to call tommorow cause theyre busy

No wonder so many criminals get away with shit, they're not willing to take reports on crimes...

there's no such thing as too many pills

Lol.
End game.

the police will be interested

It'll get shelved they're too busy trawling faceb**k for naughty words, like real life jannies

Not for much longer. Open your fucking eyes. Your shit won't be tolerated from now on.

police think it was a foreign state who set fire to starmer's door & the car outside

alright lads, place your bets. which country and why?

Just leave an anonymous tip online.

yeah i should've said he said mean words instead...

try and get picture evidence of some sort, then deffo snitch lad, will be funny to watch if they don't know it's you who snitched

i tried, the form demands i give my address and full name. fuck that.
theres literally video and text evidence.

Why not just tax it? Bally up.

Cons by name cons by nature

Be funny if riots broke out over it eh?

Now the politicians know what it's like to be replaced.

After more than 3 months of neet activity, i finally managed to get a job!

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Sorry to hear about that m8.

theres literally video and text evidence.

report it via crimestoppers and attach the evidence then sit back with a brew and laugh

Well done lad

Checked
Go through crime stoppers if you want anon. They airgap you from police.

Russia Iran, wildcard Turkey

25 years for me Shlomo, hoping to make 50!

I called crimestoppers they said to call 101...

Fuck jews

NEET LIFE

If its something not to do with mares, youve failed.

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Cooper backs PM over 'island is full of wogs' remark

They can’t math them bames in imo. The humongous grade they are on gee dee pee hdi, every index. It’s not the jews, slightly, it’s that 70% of people are cattle that the vaxx should’ve ended sooner. That includes half my family, so be it.

scotland
they want more boatwogs

You got a weird squeaky voice or something?

It's not snitching when you don't know him.

WTF??? HOW COULD SHE SAY THAT??? POLICE! POLICE!

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Fuck off. We're full.

Cambodia because they thought it would be funny

not what your first minister says
kek

Sorry for your loss

no u

Thick twat

if you do this do through a proxy, use a free one, don't leave a trail

Surely a foreign state would try to get his actual house rather than a rental property?

really want to try opium lads

Are you going to get paid to assist dinghyBAMEs?

One man gets a job another man loses one

there are snizz azzez all up itt, and it's time to clean the yard

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Jobs are a finite resource.

just steal his drugs you spastic
if it's heroin i will buy it off u

It's a job eat job world

That took you a while. You running parallel 8192s or just desperate for that dopamine?

Control room operator.

Nobody takes them seriously.

He's probably got paki police pals so be carefu anon
Wogs being that open are usually on the 'payroll' so let that sink in.

NAZI KIER WE DONT WANT HIM HERE

welp, done. i gave them all the info i had. bet nothing comes of it. but worth a shot. hope he gets fucked.

I knew a lad called Chad in college, polite, normal, unassuming lad. Few years later I found out he'd gone full new age shizo christo hippy flat earther, mad how much people can change.

all mah niggaz nigger heil hilter

i did the same a few years ago cause next door was hollowed out and turned into a coke den, watching the raid was funny. woman copper showed me (she shouldnt have but did anyway) all the pics of the coke bricks and pot plants

I'm running my cock in your mum's arsering.

Control room for BAMEs?

she shouldnt have but did anyway

She was trying to impress you because she fancied you.

HEIL STARMER. HEIL OUR PEOPLE

you reckon? missed me shot then. fucks sake.

We risk becoming an island of strangers, not a nation that walks forward together. I believe we need to reduce immigration—significantly

gets confused by the insult

doubles down on low IQ

You're being boring tonight, no fun

It's okay just find another drug den to report and maybe you'll see her again.

You certainly are as low IQ as it gets, hence your only retort is "no u".
Thick twat.

Bogdan's mum sucks off nignogs for food vouchers

brit/pol/ are grasses
who needs jtrig and gchq
i felt sorry for blockwog
he was living a frugal life
and u lot grassed him up for his mum's premium bonds
that's why ai makes all my comments
plausable deniability

Snitches get stitches

They physically die in rl here constantly. It’s a weird thing, cold clean water murders them on mass. Midgies devour them alive and they’re too stupid to understand it’s midgie season, midges rule this area now. Ive seen their corpses. Happens ever summer. Let them gang rape shitlibs to death in Glasgow and Edinburgh imo. Come enjoy the misery, leave that paradise you live in but can’t keep functioning and enjoy the winter rain here.

samefagging

Oh, he's hurt

This is my promise to British people:

Every area of our immigration system will be tightened up, so we have more control.

And migration numbers will fall.

half of the first, all of the second

Loop()

Might stick Black Lace Greatest Hits on and have a big glass of orange squash. I know, at 11pm on a Tuesday night, mad I am.

We're an island of strangers because racist brits refused to welcome immigrants into their homes and lives.
The solution is to empty the asylum hotels and make every british household house 2 or 3 refugees. Then we won't be strangers anymore.

I'd put you in the range of mild mental retardation, probs between 55-70.

kek, you should really make dark starmen happen, it will either rustle some libs jimmies or meme itself into reality

He brought it on himself a bit by doxxing his family and constantly giving it the big one, not the smartest of moves.

the state should force bennymongs to house rapefugees

Steady on lad
And now I'm going to ignore you for a week. You're not yourself and its disappointing me.

What if you're a white straight male?

and its

ESL moment

never understood why politicians like starmer and maga listen to us, most of the time we are taking the piss
but we live in a time where the memes are real

bennymongs

houses havers

compulsory stabbing

....fuck me you're thick. See you next Tuesday.

this is what i mean, the homes they live in are paid for by the state, so the state should make them have bennymong flatmates

Finally an excuse to get my Beyblade arena out.

*bamefugee flatmates even

you can go free as long as you're a good muslims

Dumb ESLnigger, learn to use apostrophes.
Thick cunt. Kek.

Pube is a paedophile

Picasso take that photograph?

I wish she sat on my face

They do, sort of by default because the other people renting rooms in the ultra cheap places will usually be on bennies also. Have you not seen hmo anon on here?

put 1000 bames in highrise flat

iginite highrise flat

kek

enchance

zoom in on that

give me a zoom in this area

enchance it

Serve a third of the time

Unless it was against a protected class. Like a domestic. New rules don't apply.

Honestly looks like someone just lobbed her at the wall from birth

Jockmong is a chickenshit pussy nigger.

on mass.

En masse
I don't want them in my hills. I don't want midges biting me with their blood on their lips.
I want my fucking country back from the last 5 years of bullshit.

The state really should have built workhouses where all unemployed would be forced to live while they beg for jobs. They could be fed porridge and soup, forced to exercise, and closely watched while they spend a minimum 12 hours per day applying for jobs.

Cor, got some chilled wine for my spaghetti with meatballs

SO Sam Melia, John Honey and Lucy Connelly will be free then?

Wasn't that tried already?

if at first you don't succeed

yikes that polish poorfag got rectally rammed this thread just like the last, proper embarrassing how he only comes here to get his shit pushed in

Proper weird how you need to use a pedo proxy site to make up stuff and talk about him. He's done you

he bumps the thread , leave him alone, filter him if you have to, without him we'd be lower down the board than aus/pol/

using a paedo proxy site to write homoerotic fanfic

Oof, not a good look, that's gonna be a yikes from me.

I'm a magnate which is why I drink chilled wine

It's vile, it really is disgusting. It's also expensive, addictive, and you'll suffer withdrawal from the beginning (shivering, vomiting, restlessness etc.). It's also very stigmatised, and users are at the bottom of the social ladder usually (thieves, the homeless).

haram init

What type of wine?

*magnet

Islamic neighbour told me that only alcohol is haram

Maybe starmer did enough to take it with his swing to the right?

some people in the past who did good things and had partial ancestry from your extremely culturally and racially similar neighbours

this means you have to let in completely alien foreigners for some reason

Checkmate chuds!

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it's only snitching if they're white, PocX are fair game

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Ask him if he wants to do some smack with you.

Wales, for chuckles

I'm drug free these days

these days

I bet it's a nice chilled Bordeaux. ;)

AH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JFC

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ain't even had a fag in 15 years

red wine

fridge

Why would you keep glass bottles on your fridge door? Plastic ones are a gamble.

He's a subversive piece of shit

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there's nothing wrong with heroin
it makes you tired after a few days
it's weird cause i snoke it for 76hrs don't feel tired
then sleep for 24hrs, wake up
and you are fucking ill like you won't believe
it's not like flu where you can sleep it off
it's horrible
you just have to buy more and it's fine you feel good again
i need a new cpu though

Anon ded.

Oh my. What a shame.
That does look like you chilled your red wine anon?
Are you retarded?

potatoniggers need to be nuked until their island stops being visible above water, yeah

Larp

I called it. ;)
He's a magnet. A calamity and incompetence magnet.

lmao you tit

Those countries are safe now, so they can go back.

Fuckin'..... drop roll all over it, leave a few minutes to soak up. Wipe the rest up with bleach to get the red off.

this
wine goes in the cellar

Soak up with paper towels, then wring the towels into a glass and enjoy.

That is impressive actually I'll give you that.

Clean your fridge you dirty mong.

Red wine should be served at room temperature and should be decanted from the bottle before serving. This allows oxygen to release the true flavour.
The older/better the wine, the longer it takes to get to prime flavour.
You'd have to be some kind of troglodyte to chill red wine though.

Lol

He's worse than Eddie.

Bet he ends up with a glass splinter cleaning it up.

3....2....

I bet he's already down there with a straw.

It depends on the room, it needs a slight chill to it. If red wine warms up too much the texture and taste suffers.

God I'm sophisticated.

I hope it gets lodged in that bit between two of his knuckles

Judging by how close the fridge is to a wall he probably lives in a pod and doesn't have room for a wine rack

Why do so Many MPs across all parties in this country have the odd people who just decide. Yeah let do some sort of sexual acted and fuck my career, i don't understand the logic honestly.