Now that the dust of Brexit has settled

and Europe has decoupled from the US, should German become the universal EU language?

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no, it should be Russian and it will be soon

italy 5%

Makes sense, südtirol etc

greece 5%

why 500k greeks speak german??

because of tourism and German expats in Greece

42% for Slovenia? Maybe 100 years ago...

highly sus. Every fifth of my countrymen can talk German? I only know...
Nigga Heil Hitler

During economical crisis of 2008, here was huge unemployment and a lot of people moved to work jobs in UK and Irelan, because they knew english language.

A lot of migration to UK, is because english is as Universal Language. From Nigeria, to Congo, to Pakistan, India and Egypt.

So you need to ask yourself again: do you REALLY want that german would become Universal EU language?

Accurate, we gotta make sure the germs know what we're saying when we tell them to give back our grandparents' stolen bikes.

Now that the dust of Brexit has settled

should German become the universal EU language?

Don't really give a shit to be honest but I think the French would go nuts if German were the 'de facto' language.

I can get by in both languages so it's no big deal to me.

You fucking lost the two wars for that hans

Yes, because you want non-Europeans out of Europe

English, French, and German – are in wide general use in its institutions, and of these, English is the most commonly used. [7][8][9][10]

lmao get a grip stop using our language

percentage of population able to hold a conversation in German

up to 4.99% illiterates in Germany

Damn

Yes. But modern German Kanakesprach.

I want the German Turko-Arab vernacular spoken by the youth in Germany.

It's mostly older people, back in the olden days you had two TV stations in Denmark and most of the content sucked.. So if you wanted to watch good TV as a child your parents had to get one of those satellite dishes, then you could see the German channels that showed Dragon Ball and a lot of other amazing shit.
Today young people are constantly online, consuming English content..
Expect the % to drop when Boomers start dying out..

Illiterate means not being able to read or write, this is about being able to hold a conversation.

By being dominant EU language, Germany bassically paints huge target on their back. When some bangladeshi will need to decise which language to learn, instead of diversing to some other like french or polish, it will be german. Which increases chances that they will try to move to Germany or Austria by say 75%.

By being largely unnoticed, can avoid flow of migrants. Pretty sure Albania have it pretty nice. Mediterran climate, beaches, long farming season. And very, very little jeets, because they do not know about Albania, and if they know, they do not wish to learn albanian.

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I remember a kid from school, kind of retarded, sucked at most things, but got straight A's in German because he just sat at home all day and watched these kids show.

no need to speak to rape

Imagine if the Balkans were inhabited by actual humans.

This is beautiful. Why do retards on pol always shit on it so much. I'd love to go swimming here.

fuck off you baltshit subhumans.

Hitchhiked there (not Albania, but some other parts). It is actually underrated region. Huge tourism potential. By being from shithole country myself, for me there was not much bad experience, besides their tendency to throw trash around and burn trash dumps, when smoke and smell spread for kilometers and kilometers. But that was more than decade ago, probably things have significantly improved by now.

Balkans are a zoo

The EU is just massive robbery against Germany, the beast on which the Roman Catholic church rides upon, it should shut the fuck up and die already.

Why do retards on pol always shit on it so much

I don't get your idea. How do you mean it?

Imagine if the Balkans were inhabited by actual humans

Need I post it again and again

fuck off you baltshit subhumans.

What do you mean?

decoupled

Still in NATO under our thumb

how exactly can you decouple when you need to beg us , your master, for protection from big ol heckin mean Putler?

If I wasn't a broke bitch I'd love to spend 6 months just wandering all over Southern Europe. Chilling in cafe's and looking for new beaches

All the memes about Albania being a shithole

should German become the universal EU language?

yes!

Here we had that trash throwing habit too. As leftover from Soviet times. When trash collection system sucked.
Government did several education campaigns. There was even created special mascot: pigman, who was aimed at issue of disposing garbage in forests. Overall, situation has greatly improved. Still, occasionally can see that some retards have thrown their trash in places where they should not have.
It went as far, that occasionally here are some light beatings when some caught some throwing trash around. Last year, some jeets fell victim to it.

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In recent years, there are heatwaves around july. Then Souther Europe sucks. When there is around 40 degree celsius (104 in american units). In most other time, it is wonderful there.

Makes far more sense to adopt English because it's a neutral language now so nobody can complain that someone else gets an advantage.

Typical Mutt
You see one picture posted on a Mongolian yak dancing forum and think you know everything about the country.

Albania is not a nice place.

All the memes about Albania being a shithole

Well, they are. But they are very nice shithole. Underrated.

notice everyone speaking English in the thread.

Someone call border patrol.

Stfu, Moortadella. You are the real niggers of Europe.

slovenia 42%

in your fucking dreams kek

Shalom.

My guy. You are balkanic. Its over.
Stop with the prattling.

If not English then French for historical reasons.
But this is increasingly irrelevant due to rapid advances in translation technology.

Digga was du labasch mongo. Ich geb dir dropkick während dei muddan mir den pimmel lutscht brudi also mach mal nich auge wallah

you will not make your Reich, we will not speak german in France. Cope with that all you want

No
Should be Italian
Roman lineage -> they rule Europa

Voullez vous coucher avec moi?

JA DIGGA WALLAHI

At that point just use latin

Too hard of a language with 0 benefits.
I´d rather learn chinese.

t. studied german in school.

its their shithole, not like germany thats a first world eyalet of turkey

That's why I'm asking about it

I grew up in a desert. I can handle the heat lmao

Schör alla.

Talahons aren't welcome here. Go do some shadowboxing in front of Galeria Kaufhof.

Why didn't Garibaldi force Latin on Italy instead of reconstructed old Tuscan

Not gonna happen, Hans, you are also a colony of (Israel) America regardless of what Trump says, so it really doesn’t matter.

Talahons

Had to google this. They finally realized calling themselves "azzlacks" was cringe kek

Personally, I suck at heat. Also, in mediterran it tends to be bit more humid than in deserts, which makes more uncomfortable. Usually during heatwaves there are warnings for elderly to stay at home and drink a lot of water. Still, a lot of them tend to die from heatstroke.

But if you are adjusted to heat, may be indeed it will not be big of an issue.

you conflate germany with germans. the system is built to rob germans, and enrich germany, as in its stakeholders. if the eu succeeds, all european people will be improverished and surveilled to no end.

Germany 95%

Lol

yep lol

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Nope your language is horrible. Im rather picking russian.

Neuken in de keuken.

Its croachia you dumb kraut.

Latin is the choice:
hard cases to learn for romance languages
hard vocabulary to learn for germanic languages

Shit. uuh. нoкeн ин дe кoкeн.
There, fixed it.
inb4

They only use cyrillic in S-

shut up nerd

Du weißt nicht was Talahons sind? Ich beglückwünsche dich zu deiner Wohngegend!

Die Ausländer in meiner Kleinstadt sind überwiegend Rumänen. Könnte wesentlich schlimmer sein.

it's worth learning english to access the mostly english speaking internet. as long as that holds true english will likely stay the lingua franca of the eu. participation of the uk in the eu is less important than the internet for spreading esl.

In the coming years there will develop high demand to access internet spaces that isn't filled to the brim with saars.

Probably.

German on 3rd place of share of top 10 million websites

It's not that much of a longshot, honestly. But yeah, there are other options.

Fuck no, enough germs do not even understand the rules and the last retarded Rechtschreibreform only made things worse.
And lets not get started on pronunciation troubles half the union would have.

Nigga as I recall you added spanish in fed offices

the british empire got its global usage started, but at this point the uk is largely irelevant to its usage. idk if it would even be possible at this stage to prevent its usage globally.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_as_a_lingua_franca#Globalization,_geopolitics_and_ELF
it's worth noting that english is a compulsory subject in higher education in china. with 60% enrollment there are likely more chinese esl than native english speakers

Language will evolve. Eventually your English will differ enough from "global Lingua Franca English" that they'll just aswell be two different, though closely related, languages. You gotta keep in mind that those 60% chinese ESL and all those jeet ESL are nowhere close to fluent. They speak Chinglish and Hinglish (or however you call the Hindu English mix) rather than English and once they take up a more dominant position in English media globally then Lingua Franca English will uncouple from English with the former formalising much of that non-English slang and grammar and developing some new.

You can request any language at government office

Europe has no decoupled from the us. All of globo homo (all mayo white countries) are on the same team and they are using white radicals to kill nonwhites

English ist okay... du Hurensohn

enrich Germany

by paying hundreds of billions?
what retarded horseshit you stupid nigger

sure, it's only a matter of time before uk only speaks americanized english because that is what most autocorrects and therefore zoomers use. the english language itself incorporates words from various languages.
at this stage there is no reason to learn more than one language because translation software is mostly good enough to get by.
regardless, it's unlikely that any other language will overtake english before it becomes completely unnecessary.

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For that they need a cultural presence to export. Cool and interesting German movies, German music, German shows, etc.
The bongs have lots of that and also the huge help of America.

Germany isnt a powerful enough country to command the language of the world.

nein, it's only boomers that speak a little bit of german

The bongs have lots of that

What?
I am fully accepting that we krauts have zero relevant media (and what we could have, we instead use to let some mudslime whine)
But the bongs? What have they even made since the 80s? Black Mirror?

You have to be kidding me. They have a shitload of movies, bands, singers and tv shows from the 90s and 2000s.
Fucking Harry Potter is British.

Bongs have had their musical influence on the world since the 50s basically. There is some movies and shows as well but the US dominates there, especially these days.

By being from shithole country myself, for me there was not much bad experience

Latvians does not have the bad reputation albanians have. Albanians are like 5-6% black negro by DNA, have an average IQ of 82 and do the same type of crimes as arabs. They look like arabs too. Let me phrase it like this, if I was an arab, I would not like to be associated with albanians. An albanian is 1/3 a jew, 1/3 a gypsy and 1/3 a nigger.

since the 80s it has definitely been american culture doing the heavy lifting for spreading the language.
uk media has had its moments, with various bbc productions, but that has been in conjunction with the powerhouse from hollywood etc.

Technically the movies are American

Yeah but I mean it will naturally diverge. Maybe America will stay dominant indefinitely but that's not what it looks like. It's looks more like there are going to be multiple poles, at least two, one at the USA and one at China, and if both of those spheres make heavy use of English (as it looks like it's going to happen) then their languages will diverge. After all, why should a chink who makes business with a bunch of jeets and indogs care if the English they utilise to conduct said business is 'correct' in America or the UK? They're going to heavily incorporate from mandarin and other languages and they'll formalise those changes to have legal grounds to stand on for contracts and such. And why should America, Europe or the UK incorporate those changes? As you say, translators exist so if we can't force our 'correct' way to speak English onto them and we won't bother to adopt there's then it'll naturally diverge.

From which decade is this map? I don't believe 95% of the population of Germany could speak german even BEFORE Merkel's "Wir haben Platz" call for all of Africa and Middle East.

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