Aus/pol/ - anti gel blaster karens edish

geez the more macrobusiness i read the more i wish someone would nuke canberra

baste baked beans on taost.
Brekky smoothy - apple, banana, leftover plunger coffee, milo, oatbran and a couple of spoonfuls of yoghurt.

your brekky sounds exactly like this gym god bod of a guy i know
he pre-mixes them in jars in the fridge n shit
fuckers crazy

I think he's coming round.

And Melbourne.

Dis nigga eatin beans

And Melbourne.

yeah good call

Nah it's just muh usual. Fruit is usually whatever's in the bowl/fridge. Missus uses frozen berries which are fucking gross.
And I make it fresh and gulp it down over the sink.

Gel blasters branded as submachine guns, assault rifles and a "John Wick pistol" are being sold on Facebook Marketplace in Queensland,

strict firearm legislation.

gulp it down over the sink

that's where my dad ate everything too

ps. i added spinich and cherry toms cause i felt bad

My goto for bb on toast - chopped up bacon or salami (zap the bacon in the niker 1st of course), beans on top of a slice of cheese on top of toast (sourdough or rye tastes best).
Bit of pepper and Robert is one of your parents siblings.

>Gel blasters branded as submachine guns, assault rifles and a "John Wick pistol"

FFS get real gunz yaweakpoofters.

inb4 too hard

Plastic poofter pellet pistols aren't going to do shit.

That car is oshi no ko themed

Woot.

Ai is my waifu.

LOVE AI!

The fact that a toy is classed the same way as actual guns is absurd, and shows how retarded gun control advocates and gun laws here are.

fired by abc for being racially white (because he doesnt age somehow), owl puppet voices were white too

Not really. I think nogunz is a bit retarded but...

be chud

walk into public place with gelblaster

basically indistinguishable from a "real" gun

should the cops take the time to verify with you that it's a fake gun with limited ability to cause damage

or a assume it's a real firearm that can kill them and everyone around in a few seconds?

You had.. oh that long to decide. You're either ded or you have a couple of small minor bruises to worry about.

You talk like a faggot.
If a gun is on your hip holstered how will "it kill everyone around in seconds".

That is gay weak talk.

bana peanut butter and honey on toast and covefefe

is horticulture Anon itt?
What will happen if I put biochar in my soil?

still have never eaten peanut butter i hate it

if i accidently hear that sesame st peanut butter episode i get an urge

but never caved in

The application of biochar to soil is known to have various effects; Positive effects reported include improving plant health through neutralising acidity, providing improved water and nutrient retention (especially in sandy soils) and improved drainage and aeration.

have to get roadworthy done

Book 1 week in advance

3 1/2 hour wait

Thought it was gonna be like 10mins

Fucking hate this state already

Singh

Damn, I was really holding out that the turban heads were the good ones.

this might really annoy you, chaim, but Australia is not America.
really grinds your gears, doesn't it?

>Thought it was gonna be like 10mins

zoomer? you realise they could probably do it in 10 minutes, but then would come under suspicion for doctoring roadies.
they need to videotape the engine running with full emissions etc and all kinds of fucked hoops to jump through

thanks chatgpt
also, other than someone alergic, what sort of pussy has never eaten peanut butter?

Fake bot. Fuck you

Probably some arab or pajeet

FFS it's easier or the same to get a plasticpooftertoy as an actual gun.

same 'genuine reason', having to form a 'sporting club' to play pewpew poofgames, gun-safe, safety course, loicences, /registered/ - all for a useless shit chinkplastic toy

Do all the same and get usable real gunz.
Same as replicas, paintballers or disabled collectibles, its the same bullshit so you might as well get realgunz.

dumbcunts go spakk waving plastictoys in public...

Yeah, dumbcunts like that deserve to be shot by anycunt with a real gun.
We shouldn't need to pay Pigcunts to do it, any other cunt should just help them AnHero as a community improvement.

Let's just say that there are a lot of oily drums in the ground and leave it at that.

Microwaving bacon.

The absolute state of abbos.

I have never needed to get a roadworthy before and I've owned my car for 5 years since I lived in WA. My dad who has gotten it done before said it only took 10mins for him as well

"gay weak talk"

talks fucking nonsense bullshit.

Where in Auscuntlandia do we have open carry fucknuckle?

all over australia with the appropriate security license.
99% of americans cannot just 'open carry' either, retard.

He's got time to lightly grill his bacon with a dusting of cinnamon sugar...

abbos

on cenno...

all over australia with the appropriate security license.

Really do tell - because as far as I know the "security loicense" as you put it requires you to work in a specific field and you can only carry the firearm while you are engaged in that specific employment.
Nice attempt at cherry picking tho.

The fact that some retard "might" go waving a plastic replica around in public doesn't mean they should be banned, or treated as real guns. It's like banning forks because somebody "might" use one as a weapon. It's retarded. A gel blaster is a toy. If you choose to misuse it and get shot, too fucking bad.

Really do tell

you get your security licence, endorsement and get your firearms training.
unless you are a criminal, in which case, the same applies to 'open carry' in the USA, you cannot do it, so yeah, you need to be legit.
point is, that cops are not just going to shoot you for 'open carry' when there is no precedent.

we are not america. they won't just shoot you. they will ask you to drop the weapon, unless you are being a nigger and start breakdancing, you are all good.

NOT AMERICA

A gel blaster is a toy.

>basically indistinguishable from a "real" gun

The powers that be dont want aus goys having any fun in anyway with firearms or firearms adjacent toys lest we start getting ideas.

Port Arthur

nothing to see here

Yes. It's still a toy. Just the same way a realistic looking mannequin is not a real person.

I have heaps of guns. They aren't that hard to get. Classing toys as guns just displays how ridiculous the laws here are. Poorly thought out, alarmist bullshit.

zoomer trooner thread

We need a minimum standard for baking breads around here

I have heaps of guns.

id: FEd

Only OC for pistols in Straya is farmers in NT and Qld on properties.

Security loicence

Nah, Mallpigs and Cashguards can only carry at work and only to protect the (((money))).
Foreign Celebs who hire armed security in Straya because they 'wannabe gangstas' have to get one of the posse to be carrying a breifcase of spending-money because the Goons are technically there to be guarding the cash not the Celeb.
Technically you could set up as a security loicence and always be carrying CC and a small gold ingot 'in transit' in a pocket 24/7 but the PigCunts would still fuck you up if they found out.

Straya: Guns are only authorised to be carried publicly to protect (((cash))), (((Yeshivas))), and (((Synagogues)))... there's a link there somewhere if you can find it.

Faggot

karen

you fell for the kike anti-white-woman psyop
If you must be a faggot, instead of karen say shaneekwa

woke up feeling like this today can anyone relate

504663169

no one thinks you are cool, not even the toddlers at the skatepark

their moms think im cool

Are you the same nigger or a different nigger, or possibly (hopefully) a white guy?

im a nigga

Australia is actually one of the few countries that strictly regulate guns and ban them for self defense, alongside the UK, Cuba, China and North Korea.

Educate yourself.

Anyone who posts on Anon Babble is cool in my opinion.

Does that mean a non-nigger trying to act like a nigger?
What variant of nigger are you?

Australia is actually one of the few countries that strictly regulate guns and ban them for self defense, alongside the UK, Cuba, China and North Korea.

exactly
cops are not going to shoot you for 'open carry' when there is no 'open carry' in australia.
if you get shot holding a water pistol, you are a nigger or retarded.

thats what they said
i look like this

Sir, you can appreciate my heightened sense of caution with the billions of niggers on the internet these days.

May I please ask you to confirm you are White, avoiding kike trickery in any answer.
Thanks.

im white

A council has voted to permanently remove a repeatedly vandalised Captain Cook memorial from an inner-northern Melbourne park after catastrophic damage meant it would cost thousands of dollars to repair.

The City of Yarra decided on Tuesday night to get rid of the granite monument, which usually sits at an entrance to Edinburgh Gardens in North Fitzroy. Its bronze plaques might now be given to the Captain Cook Society, which celebrates the British explorer.

A council report said frequent vandal attacks in recent years, particularly around Australia Day, had caused some irreparable harm to the bust of James Cook’s face and meant the council was pouring more and more money into the memorial’s maintenance.

The Age reported last year that council officers recommended the monument be removed from the municipality’s collection due to its poor condition and their view that it had little significance to Edinburgh Gardens.

The monument is currently in council storage after it was toppled and tagged with the words “cook the colony” on January 28 last year. Yarra City Council chief executive Sue Wilkinson said on Tuesday night that the damage from that attack was “catastrophic” and would cost $15,000 to fix.

but you climb some rocks and you're considered a terrorist.

Excellent! That's fantastic! Thanks.

You've made the thread better with your presence. Thank you for your posts so far, please continue posting.

Join NSN today!

May I please ask you to confirm you are White

he is half asian, and jus like all asian's thinks really tacky cheap supermarket food is a flex of wealth.
you should see the chink doctors office he calls his sisters 'home'
asian

u forgot to cook it

I understand, being asian is gross and onions saucey to me.

Sir, are you White?

do i look 4 foot tall and like i ride a skateboard or something?
of course i am white

Yeahnah, it's not "cant use gunz in self-defence", it's you can't use self-defence as your primary reason to buy one.
Same as having a baseball bat in your car if you've never played baseball, or only carrying a knoife on your way to go fishing, you just need a plausible reason.
Buy a shotty for duck-hunting or clays or pigbusting and you can use it for self-defence if somecunt does try a home invasion.

Sure, the cops will be a bit suss how you got your gun-safe open so fast but its just 'high-stress adrenaline' or 'coincidentally it was out being cleaned' or 'they made a lot of noise breaking in the door' etc.

reminder: deadcunts cant counter your alibi

Me, my gunsafe is under the bed and has a press-button lock I can swipe open in 2-3seconds by feel, and when the door drops open the shotty drops right into my hand. Ofc, I'm in a whyte town with no shitskins and dont deal drugs so its probably superfluous.

Thats the irony, we dont need Seppo 2A gun laws if we dont import Seppo shitskin culture.

youre welcome :)
asado looks perfecto to me senor

Gel blasters branded as submachine guns, assault rifles and a "John Wick pistol" are being sold on Facebook Marketplace in Queensland, with claims many are making their way interstate where they are either banned or regulated like other firearms.

Of course they are, people want to have fun, this country is retarded for classifying them as real firearms, same as airsoft, you can just make all manufactures sell this shit with an orange tip and it wouldn't be seen as a real firearm by police.

A Texas-based Aussie woman advocating for gun rights has built a 'war chest' of hundreds of thousands of dollars to fight strict firearm legislation.

Good luck to her, but there is no undoing the damage I think.

A Melbourne woman is suing healthcare provider Western Health over a medical misdiagnosis that left her without fallopian tubes and shattered her dream of having a big family.

Liz and Mouhamad Darwish always wanted to have a big family.

The couple met 17 years ago and have three children together. They were overjoyed when they discovered they were expecting another baby in early 2022.

This one is quite funny to me, saw it in the news. They're from western suburbs so some arab doc did it top kek. Fuck muzzies!

aus/pol really is just a race to the bottom these days isn't it?

I blame Big Mike allowing dei policies.

he is asian larping as white
chinks have very odd ideas on western culture
they just kind of guess what they think appears gentrified

Setting a great precedent here

Fuck this country

How can i move to the US?

Doesn't matter anyway, you at best have a shitty bolt action or over and under, crims packing semmi auto handguns.

Even if shitskins were an issue you would probably lose.

nigga im china fuck

you cannot, as you do not have any skills or abilities.

be brown

have your cousin who lives in the us sponsor you

thanks for confirming you are asian but not chinese
hapa faggot
explain yourm ptahetic chink attempts at appealing to western sensibilities?
canned brown bread is NOT a delicacy here
only asians think that

Is that how you get so many beaners?

Im a top tier IT professional with a degree but I couldn’t even convince the missus to move to another state let alone another country.

Only hope is if china starts an invasion or if trump annexes us, im ok with either

theage.com.au/national/victoria/captain-cook-memorial-to-be-permanently-removed-from-melbourne-park-20250511-p5lyal.html

council doesn't want to keep spending money on thing that will keep getting defaced.

"WAAHHHH It's wokism outta control"

"Wait, how much are muh rates?"

I honestly thought you'd got it from fb.

How did you break into IT anyway, isn't that industry full of fucking jeets? And most jobs being offshore?

Why is riding a skateboard and being White separate in your opinion? You never played Tony Hawk on the playstation?

I recognise you and your posts and I want some explanation about your behaviour.

ay?
he also has to be a freemason

Did the degree before the jeet invasion and was prepared to put in some hard work

Funnily 90% of my work consists of fixing shit jeets break

Abo's kept Australia Blak for thousands of years. Whites could barely manage a couple of hundred. Maybe whites aren't so great.

considering North Fitzroy is one of the Whitest and wealthiest suburbs in Melbourne, I'm not surprised they want to see the statue gone. They also love erecting REFUGEES WELCOME signs, just not in North Fitzroy.

Sounds like you're living a nightmare.

Your posts weaken and damage aus/pol/

youtu.be/2jpgZuVrOIA
Tip: Every minute you spend practicing Quad-loading is another minute closer to shitting on Johnny Howard's gravestone.

Why is riding a skateboard and being White separate in your opinion?

white children and teenagers ride skateboards
the only cunts that ride a skateboard as an adult are very short people that can pretend to be 12 still

short = almost certainly asian

visits his relatives in vietnam = asian

tacky taste in everything = asian

obsessed with appearing wealthy = asian

it's not hard

i look like this

I'd pay extra rates to fortify and defend Australian statues and you are a NIGGER to say anything otherwise.
Absolutely disgusting posts.

holy mother of meds schizo!

i miss her

bingo
thanks for playing

k

whats the prize

open carry is bad coz reminds me i have never fired a gun before and cunts wont tell me how to use the common avail aussie hand guns for when i have to become a scav during future post civ apoc. i only know glock is easy to use.

And the zoomies who think this is some phpbb forum that needs curating just make it worse.

whats the prize

no one thinks you are cool
with or without the skateboard

Well it's pretty fucking shrimple. Glocks are okay but boring, but I can imagine you fumbling around your first gun you get your hands on.

>A Texas-based Aussie woman advocating for gun rights has built a 'war chest' of hundreds of thousands of dollars

Fentanyl Kate / Lady Liver-tree is just another wannabe RW InstaThot grifter but the underlying fact that terrifies the GayBC is she's raking in more than most OFslutts because there are thousands of pissedoff Strayan cunts who want to keep their gunz and get more gunz.

OyVeh, better import more compliant shitskins to do machete based cultural enrichments to convince WhyteStrayans the gunz=badthing

Yer but if africans here change to guns instead of machetes, a lot more of them would die. They would basically wipe out themselves.

what pos you have to ten things

lame, how about a long hard cock in your ass instead

Anyone Praised Him yet?

y-yeah w-well poo sex!

uh huh

It's because it's a semmi auto shotgun, that one has nothing on how to load a Franchi spas 12 lol. pump actions are pretty shrimple tho, safety off, load, pump, point fun stick.

mainly worried about hidden safety stuff, then loading/reloading. then accuracy. then hurting myself.

what's the point of a copper semi auto then - shooting pitbulls?

Where'd you get that pic? Haven't seen it before

gettyimages wildin

im 6'8 and could definitely make that happen

holy fuck bros how do normalfags do it. I caught an uber from Melbounre CBD after a dentist appointment. 5:27pm we start. took more than an hour to get out of the CBD in peak hour. if I had to do that everyday I would fucking go insane and I wasn't even driving

Well, lets start with a glock how to guide!

Magazines always are angled, fit the shape basically into the gun, loading ammo into the magazine is pretty easy, match direction of magazine wtih grip, load bullets in facing the direction the gun shoots, it will get progressively harder to load bullets as the magazine spring gets compressed more.

Once done, slap that magazine in the gun, if slide is in normal position, rack the slide, if slide is in the back position, use the slide release located on the left side of the gun, a little notch you flick.

Safety on glocks are on the trigger so no need to flick a safety switch (Please note police models may have an external safety).

Magazine release button is located on the grip, its a square.

There you go. Also handguns are extremely shit at accuracy so theres that also.

Simple.
Stop being a cocksuckingarsefelchingpoofter and get real gunz.
Computer games animations wont teach you shit: you can't learn stance, hold, breathing, trigger discipline, muzzle clearance, safety, stoppage identification and rectification, sight alignment, realigning after recoil etc etc
The only way to learn how to shoot is to shoot.
Even tacti-cool gelball or paintball games wont teach it - the different aim-point to compensate for the slow arc of 'firing' gelballs and zero recoil means you'd miss targets with a real gun by a mile.

im 6'8

why do you take you pics at your navel then?
you are a manlet. i know because you can't ride a skateboard and get away with it at 6'4" so you aint doing it at 6'8"

melb cbd is all about trams and trains

I went to melbourne CBD yesterday for an eye doc appointment and I drove there. Wasn't so bad.

just did some deadhangs, im 6'10 now

stoppage identification

Fucking lol, all you need to know is that if your gun jams it's probably a shit magazine.

that must look great at the skatepark
i dont think they make skateboards for adults, so how do you even skatepark?

yeah but the reason I caught an Uber was because I didn't want to sit on the train in peak hour filled with poos
I had to wait around and shit I didn't drive because I was going to be on pain killers. I caught the train in around midday was alright the plan was to catch it out before peak hours. also my job is 10-15 mins to get to so I am used to that. I don't think I could do that shit everyday

whoah police glocks have secret safety, didnt know that
yeah prob need to visit a gun club/range before apoc

use the slide release located on the left side of the gun, a little notch you flick.

Kek when nogunzpoofter uses the disassembly lever because he can't identify parts and racks the slide off like Jet Li -vs- Beretta92

just pulled a muscle, now im 6'11
what are you even gonna do

Yeah so do I.

It's not a secret and I don't know if Aussie cops have it, American police agencies do tho.

manlet hapa power fantasy cope

lmao. imagine thinking you are tall AND ride a skateboard

Tfw dumbcunt gets a squib load and 'just clears the mag' to keep firing.

boongs

Ya ya he won't get his hands on one anyway, Honestly hate glocks because of how blocky it is. I loved the HK USP match tho, had ambidextrous magazine release. But favorite gun is Remington 870 pump action, most fun I had was using that. I suggest that other anon go overseas to go to a shooting range, I went to europe and got my hands on all sorts of shit you can't use here.

Throw away the mag more like it and use one where the springs aren't fucked.

youve never had to put up with a karen have you
lucky you
they are bushpigs and moles with shit for brains and use feminism to make it seem honourable or somethin

We need another Saint

noticer.news/sydney-indian-doctor-banned-misconduct/

based poo
women just voted for this times infinity because you neets cant afford to buy them and touch their vaginas
frued was right its all about sex

Yeahnah, nogunzcunt.
A squib load - either reduced powder load or no powder just primer - will just push the projo halfway up the barrel and look like an ejection issue.
If dumbcunt just clears the case and keeps firing the next round overpressures and likely bursts the barrel. At best it just blocks the barrel with jammed projos until it eventually bursts.

inb4 rare - I've seen about half a dozen in the last 2 years, mainly because cunts are making handloads to save cash, but a couple were factory ammo so QC is sometimes shit.

Yeah, range visits overseas are an option but its still limited exposure and usually under supervision, nothing beats using your own gunz regularly to build experience

Fake and gay Mossad psy op nobody died

Is the mossad in the room with you right now?

Australia’s hedge funds
Tell me about them

Yeah, range visits overseas are an option but its still limited exposure and usually under supervision, nothing beats using your own gunz regularly to build experience

It is but it's enough to get it out of his system, I am nogunz at the moment because I don't have the interest in it anymore. All the work just to get a shitty bolt action or double barrel isn't really appealing to me, handguns are out of the question as my state forces you to attend sporting events and I don't want to commit to that.

we don't have open hedge laws like in seppoland
you walk around with any kind of shrub and you are getting shot for illegally carrying a hedge.
fact.

So the billionaires down under do this huh

...nobody died

....*and nothing of value was lost.

Preddy much the same thing.
And Horseface just imported infinity more, so all he did was speed the process.

Fuck it im having a bad day so ill bite

Your doing a pretty shit job there, making whatever it is you’re trying to do way too obvious. Whats the plan, flush out potential threats? People come here to shitpost and complain not a lot more from what I’ve seen.

Bloody hell I thought asio had standards. They’re letting any low iq muppet in these days.

1pbtid

Thanks, moshe

And Horseface just imported infinity more, so all he did was speed the process.

it was and still is a massive fedop
didn't they post

omg people are praising tarrant online!

before anyone, even here, had done that?
pretty sure thats where the tarrant posting started, and now it's a running joke that retards think is unironic.

Dis nigga eatin beans

Uhm what a weird thing to say.

i will have to learn sometime because too many dumb cunts got vaxxed and want to pretend everything is ok

Remember, we are a DDDDDEMMMMOOOOOOCRRRRRAAAACCCCCCYYYYYYY

No one said it was free or fair though.

oh and heads up, trade war or real war with china means food prices go way up because of chemical-dependent agriculture

Nothing ever happens.

Honestly we should kinda have mandated live streaming of tally stations. It would not surprise me if jeets dump ballots from lib heavy areas though

Fuckno, Franchis are even more complicated with dual safety levers - the flick-off one inside the guard and the other one forward so mostcunts forget to use one or the other, then the Spazz has the semi-pump button on the forearm that also fucksup if it rattles loose or gets accidentally swiped on recoil.

This is the real fuckup of Howards gun laws, if GayDF ever does try conscription for WW3 it has a generation of nogunzcunts that dont even know how to point a waterpistol so have to train everything from scratch, whereas WW1 and WW2 the AIF was able to rapidly deploy cunts who'd been using .303s in the Militia and hunting gunz at home

any cunt linking to the abc is a huge communist faggot

Yer that's why I said the franci is more complicated.

crims packing semmi auto handguns.

Eh? Vepr-12 or Saiga-12 if you're a poor fag

Imagine how much tax dollars are wasted monitoring threads about cenno neets posting how-to guides and fingerblasting themselves.

chemical-dependent agriculture

Ammonia and other nitrogen fertilisers rely on LNG for manufacture, theyre already closing down because of the overseas gas selloff.
So does ANFO production for mining explosives.
Dyno-Nobel are also closing down because of uneconomic gas cost.

Its not just the 'no more gas stoves', every industry needs cheap electricity or gas, or both.

How can i move to the US?

It's E Z if you are a black cunt
If you're white than it's harder but also doable. How old are you / what skills / diplomas / certs d you have?

"reasonable progressive"

wait a minute, that means I'm okay with becoming reasonably racist

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, NO, NO, NO, NOT LIKE THIS

But you wanted to be reasonably progressive, you wanted diversity, welcome to diversity.

Them bucks ain't gonna break themselves.

They’re letting any low iq muppet in these days.

can you imagine the ASIO Karens running inhouse seminars on how to shitpost?

women in the city are LGBT+ immigrant lovers who will sacrifice affordable housing for more jeet

women in the country just want to be able to afford a place to live where it's cheaper to live in general

Honestly do women just get mazed harder than men?

a massive fedop

Yeahnah, beyond being a consequence of the usual Fed shitposting of "Hello Fellow Kids, let's all go do a h8-crime" tier fishing, it looked reasonably organic for the sad incel trope.
St.Cunt wasnt 'mossad-trained' because his actual tactical skillz were preddy shit and what you'd expect for a recent nogunz buying an AR and trying out babby's-first-genocide compared to Breivik.

before cunts even praised

Yeahnah, cunts on Anon Babble etc were praising even while it was still streaming, it was only after the E-Karen used the specific P-word in the ban that margerine-posting became the dominant meme response.

My presence calms women and perks them up. I resolve situations I do not cause or participate in them.
Fucking ugly fat non-white sperg. Make women moist, not mad.

52
Top tier uni degree in computer science
20 years experience in the field
Wog

LOL I remember going to Melbourne during NYE, and they had shitloads of jeets there, anyway saw a pack of white women, they were bashing each other, cops got involved, cop got hit. was good to watch!

The female brain isnt capable of visualising future consequences whether its being able to navigate while driving from lack of 3D spatial awareness or importing thousands of shitskin reffos out of compassion then complaining they somehow dont feel safe on the streets and everything is dirtier and more expensive without being able to connect the observations in a logical sequence.

Vooting needs eligibility requirements and an IQ test.

is no guns

has no idea about the world

observes women causing a scene when they are scared of the environment

Lad, get more racist and more based please. Your levels are lacking.

How're you going young fella?

Have sex, incel!

Nigger what do you want me to do when bitches are bashing eachother up, they were fucking punching eachother up over a conflict where one of their boyfriends fucked one of their friends. What do you want me to do? LOL

Everything hurts and i hate it here

'Es got a touch of the wog, must be under the weather

You're suffering is noted, please continue to wage slave. 400 food credits will be deducted from your account for this comment. Have a very safe day,

Stop talking like a nigger
Observe herd of screeching females
Select top female based on your instincts
"Love you alright? How can I help?"
Don't help, just lead your prey female away from the scene

Act White!

steak sandos are underrated

shield still on

Moight have an issue there, Bruce

>Vooting needs eligibility requirements and an IQ test.

Europeans were at their greatest when voting was restricted to the landed gentry

In that picture if that was used, that hammer would smack the user in the face anyway.

Got this as secondary

crop spraying, derp

A series of irregularities occurred on election day which state media and the government refused to report to the public, least the truth of what occurred might have damaged public confidence in elections.

abc.net.au/news/2025-05-14/aec-investigating-after-ballot-papers-missing-barton-sydney/105286812

Reminder that it is a SPECIFIC part of the ABCs job to protect the government, and they really only report on matters relating to corruption to avoid free press and laypeople doing so. The ABC is essentially damage control, and this is why the government funds them. It's why the Chinese government funds Chinese state media, it's why putin funds TV1, is why all governments set up government funded media

abc.net.au/news/2025-05-14/aec-investigating-after-ballot-papers-missing-barton-sydney/105286812

Why would a poll worker have stolen a box of votes? This is what they are not prepared to discuss.

I would put it to you that.
A. If the worker had just taken the box home by accident, being a long term retard, they would have realised they had the votes at some later point.
B. The courier may not have been aware that the votes had already been counted
C. That by "counted" what actually may have happened was that only first preferences were counted locally before the ballots were sent to central for verification. So there's a clear issue here that this theft WOULD have voided the outcome if a minor party was running, but WOULDN'T void the outcome if a major party won outright.
D.ABC insinuates the votes were not tampered with, yet they don't make that claim directly, couldn't know, didn't check. They're just parroting the AEC and neither should be trusted in a fuck up of this kind
E. Failure to detect that a whole bag of ballots didn't arrive is a glaring fuck up, anyone who's taken a business delivery would know this. So it's entirely possible that the courier was supported in some way.

Core issue: can't trust AEC

Real thread.

What are you? Some sort of pussy?
A fight is a fight, the winner is the one who wants it more. Just grit and bear it til the job's done.

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It is a specific provision of a public media liscence that media outlets not make primary reports (eg. Call) the outcome of major events, elections, major sports events.
The reason is largely linked to gambling, a billion dollar industry.

And during covid, further media restrictions were placed on liscenced media, forcing them to republish government properganda, prohibiting them from deplatforming government officials. If you wondered why it was the CHO on TV all the time, it's because private media was not permitted to question him specifically, as an individual his presence was a statutory requirement, and contradicting him would have been a breach of media liscence.

And then the state went FURTHER, forcing a code onto the MSM which obliged them to deplatform unlicensed stakeholders (eg. YouTube comments section, guest speakers, sports commentator, anon, Facebook karen). And the MSM pushed back only on the basis users would catch them doing it, they essentially complied in every context in which users couldn't catch them.

So media freedom in Australia is actually third world, when you put it on paper, Australia has the lowest media diversity, the most legal restrictions, the fewest free speakers and independent stakeholders in the world. Far, far lower than many "third world" counties in which any dick with a smart phone can be a reporter and anyone with a HAM set or Facebook account can be a media outlet.

But national governments all fear public revolts, coups, Arab spring type campaigns, CIA activity, local separatism. Australia's government has the most resources/ citizens and that is the primary basis for this oppression.

why though

he needed friends :3

cunt stole it and kept it in his house

seals still intact so vooting is still valid

1 out of 2 boxes from that polling station but the numbers dont change the outcome in any way = vooting doesnt matter?

The bullshit stinks worse than Br*dley's mum's unwashed moot.

I can just order an airsoft or pellet gun and shoot it in my backyard without a license.

More freedumbs here than I had in cuckstralia.

took out a second mortgage on a cheap unit

interest rates to go down + Jan 1 is the first home buyers grants which will pump lower cost housing

anyone else?

How much in the hole are you?

would'nt that cause trauma to the 12 refugees who live in your backyard?

Doing fine. We will be renting it out so at least 75% of the mortgage will be paid weekly, if not more.

Based Bob.

Shoot shitskins

Why would the need to live in the backyard when their housing is paid for by the taxpayer?

You planning on negative gearing? If not tax man will rape you hard.

It’ll never pass
The media has the country brainwashed and totally reliant on suckling at the governments teat

My understanding is that a local count is made for first preferences, which is sufficient for the AEC to call most seats, and then the ballots are all shipped out to Central got verification.
This way, if the seat is seriously close, it's actually officials counting the votes in those seats, but that's a long process and involves a recount, and preference count.

So it's conceivable that the seat was called pretty much straight away, the AEC office just thought they'd lost the bag internally and it was only at the latest verification stage that they identified that they had never actually received it.

It stinks, but for different reasons
A. There's insufficient oversight of temporary election workers. Which is a systematic issue.
B. State media is covering up, rather than publishing facts which would cause doubt in government. Specifically administrative government.
C. This becomes a practical issues when if comes to the registration of minor parties, who's funding and registration may be in the order of a hundred votes.

Support for major parties is at an all time low, but the story here might actually be that there are serious structural barriers to the registration of minor parties. Nobody can even get on the ballot.

And that's been my suspicion a long time, because many minors on the ballot are simply proxies of major parties, or factional elements of a major party. They essentially get on the ballot with major party support. The greens might just say "you five hundred people, put animal rights as 1 and us as 2 instead of the other way around, so animal rights stays on the ballot and the greens get to spots on the ballot paper". That's not illegal.
Very few minor parties are actually independent.

So rather than vote rigging, my angle here is that's there's an active and systematic effort to suppress the formation of a "third" party in Australia.

Problem in Australia is how imitation firearms frustrate the control of real firearms. Police can't work out who's selling fake guns and who's selling real ones, when a gun is on CCTV if it's real or not.

If you had an automatic 9mm pistol (a "switch") you'd immediately source an imitation of the same model. So nobody in the hood knew when you were or weren't armed, to bait police into seizing the fake, so if you were on CCTV with the real one, you could plead it was a replica, which you actually had.

There's also a serious issue with gel blasters and replicas which are just packaging for real firearms parts; which are often generic. Australia gun control is do extreme that "firearm part" would technically include a generic screw removed from a real gun; or a generic screw you bought from the hardware store to repair a gun, or something like a wooden stock you made to sell to a liscenced owner, neither of you being liscenced to actually produce parts.

So in that context is a gel blaster a legal off the shelf product, or 95 generic firearms parts (eg. A parts kit) in a cardboard box you can buy with $150 cash?

The public, and most gun owners don't break the law, or aren't even aware of the law, so don't understand "arms trafficking" is a real thing.

Why do you continue to engage with this attention seeking pedophile?
If everyone ignores it, it will go somewhere else for the attention it craves.

How so? Imitation firearms can only be obtained with a license in most states and territories, the only exception being QLD and WA, and even then if you purchase one you have to provide the shop with your address.

jealous?

where is everybody

Nah, the "parts" argument is Pig bullshit.
There is nothing in a gelblaster that is usable in a real gun, they are an electric ball-spitting machine encased in a gun-shaped plastic shell, there is no steel barrel that can hold the pressure of a live round, no locking bolt, no hammer and sears working off the trigger, the trigger is pulling a electric switch which runs a motor off a battery and spins a gelball up a thin tube.
The only 'part' possibly able to fit on a real firearm is external bits like M4 stocks or handgrips but theyre cheap copies unlikely to withstand the stresses of handling and firing a real firearm that recoils.

Shit cop 'experts' lie for their political goals and nogunz dumbcunt swallow their bullshit because they have no idea how real gunz work.

Found the greens supporting faggot

Buddy you know literally nothing about this topic maybe stfu for a bit

I think it's women are the primary reason why there's a large antigun push. Emotional arguments about gun crime analogies with NY and Detroit, ignoring the fact that UK just replaced gun crime with knife crime. Guns are a huge equalizer in terms of power, which feminists love the concept of but hate guns for some reason.

Basically I think America got it right, just needed less niggers.

Yeah but our women don't wear hijabs or risk getting stabbed here so that's probably a fair trade.

I'm here

Police can't work out who's selling fake guns and who's selling real ones, when a gun is on CCTV if it's real or not.

not my problem.
Guns should be legal either way.
Clearly the US doesn't have an issue with "fake" guns

but there are plenty of muzzies in australia wearing hijabs.
Not that I have an issue with women wearing hijabs. They should all be dressed modestly either way.

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This happened to me. Nosey cunts.
But they still haven't closed all the loopholes that let foreigners game our real estate system. Dirty fuckers.

An Australian businessman has described one of Australia's Big Four banks as 'Orwellian' after it threatened to freeze his accounts unless he explained the source of his money.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14709131/Commonwealth-Bank-close-accounts.html

I think there's 2 peaks of corruption. One is when everyone believes the system is flawless and unexploitable and the other is when the expectation is vote tampering. Many people have too much faith in how western democracies voting systems work, especially in America.

In Australia we should be implementing Robson rotation, mandatory 24/7 surveillance (body cams etc) of the votes. If an entire polling stations votes just go missing that could flip marginal electorates since they would need to go to preferences. The reality is there's a huge conflict of interest, everyone knows that labor generally means more funding and larger government and that's why ABC skews heavily greens and labor.

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