I have a rat infestation in my 1970-built home. I cannot afford an exterminator, how can I get rid of these things?

I have a rat infestation in my 1970-built home. I cannot afford an exterminator, how can I get rid of these things?

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Traps (non 4-chan kind)

Get some cats

Extermination is a temporary solution anon. It doesnt fix the problem of how they are getting in and whats attracting them

They got this invention called a "cat" now.

Make a tunnel to another house and maybe they like it there better and move in

Get a pet cat

I cannot afford an exterminator

This is natural selection, the rats will eat you and inherit your home. Rules of nature.

Cohabitate with them like good whitetrash mobile home dwellers. Those vermin are the only think that can stand to be around you.

get a blue tooth speaker and put it as close to the rat noises as you can get and play this a loud as it will go
youtube.com/watch?v=HBP8LH0n4iA

or blast it over your big sound system if you have one.
Please note dogs and cats and other pets will be harmed because they can hear it, so dont do it around pets

get yourself an expert mouser

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Chilli powder.
Buy it in bulk bags from AMZN and throw that shit everywhere. And when you think you've overdone it, throw some more. Meantime, forget everything else - you are in a War against the most tenacious enemy known to man and you have but One Goal in life, till those fuckers leave again.
BUT irl, they give no fucks about anything - generally, you need to wait till they fuck off back outdoors again of their own accord, which they should when weather is warm enough. Patience, and fight the good fight everyday till then. And respect the little bastards. EOD they are just smol animals looking for food and shelter and somehow they became natures most enduring ultimate survivors.

Pic related.
Cats can take mice, maybe. Domesticated cats are actually really bad at hunting.
A rat is about as big as a cat and will fucking swarm it.

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Sticky traps work for mice. I dont know about rats. ideally you dont want to poison them because they may die in an obscure corner of the building and possibly be difficult to retrieve + stink

You can order what we use. Get bait boxes and try these.
If second gen anti-coagulants are legal in your state and you have no pets, blue max rodent blox. Causes the rodents to bleed internally.
If those are illegal, selontra rodent bait. Causes lethal calcium and phisphorus levels to build in the kidneys.

Zyklon-B
Just open a few cans and wait a few days to enter the house.
The dead rats might stink a bit, but you'll get used to it.
Or buy a Coon or Norwegian forest cat.

StickyTraps is just barbaric shit bro, srs.
And I doubt they even work for rats. Snap Traps will work, BIG snap traps, if you place them correctly. But only once. Then you need to move them, or you only catch dumb yoof.

For snap traps, continuously bait them but don't set for about a week. Gets them confortable with the traps.

I always feel like a rat could give a cat a hard time. But cats are daft enough to keep chasing them and rodents don't like the smell of pussy. tldr, cats smell like too much hassle for the comfy rat life liver, who will oft decide relocation is the easier option.

Man and dog together, an ancient classic.

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Get a terrier dog, they were bred to kill rats and other medium-sized vermin.

I FUCKING HATE RATS.

He needs at leat 3 barn cats, those fuckers are killing machines. If rats try to swam a single cat other will come to help. Rat killing power is overated, they can bite but their claws are shit, if a cat gets a good neckbite the fucker is done. If the rats are really massive you need rat catcher dogs then.

Domesticated cats are actually really bad at hunting.

Coon cat and Norwegian Forest Cats or good hunters and big enough to kill rats.

Command them with your magic flute

OP is antisemitic

Get a terrier dog, they were bred to kill rats an

But not to hunt them.
Look up ratting on jewtube to understand how terriers were used.

get some wood and build a tall box with multiple compartments
make it so the rats can easily get in but cannot get out
fill the box with food and bedding material
all rats will die out in a few generations

Is your house terraced or detached?
If terraced just keep all food locked away and they will fuck off next door.

Please don’t hurt any of them, use live traps and take them to an outdoor area a few miles away from your home so they don’t come back. Or be frens with them and accept them. They are very cute and it’s evil to hurt cute things

A big rat is shit at hiding, terrier dog can go inside anywhere a big rat can. Those dogs have problems finding smaller ones.

I know how they're used. I grew up on a farm and we hired a neighbor's Yorkshires to root out rats in the barns and sheds and stuff. Hilarious times. They're great at sniffing out nests too. They you can remove the nests and put down deterrents.

does burning them with fire work?

First, find out how they are getting in and seal it up. Second, and poison and traps all around. When you catch one, clean it up quick and bleach because they will recognize the death smell and avoid where the other rats died. Oh, also get a pellet gun, in case you actually corner one inside your house.

Hilarious times

expound on this

The problem is you/the house. Solve the cause of the problem.

Yeah, Maine Coon as a breed achieved global success as renowned ship's ratter. Thus the hairy fuckers ended up in every corner of the planet.

Thats a princess be more respecful.

The only thing that worked for me is bait. Put out bait in these locked boxes.

I used two flavor of baits and four boxes. Got rid of all the rats.

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Get cats and don't feed them

This. That's literally why White people started keeping cats as pets. Once humans started farming, they realized their hunting dogs were useless for killing vermin that were eating their crops.

try and find the openings where they keep on coming in/out of the house and put down some tomcat bait for them. Had three separate times where those niggers would get in and shit on my pans, but I don't see them anymore after deploying the bait. It does take a couple of days before they die off, but it's no major issue after the shit disappears with them

it's actually kind of a myth that cats are good pest control. they're not. cats purposely let mice live, or leave their half-gnawed corpses lying around in order to *attract* more mice. this is evolutionary behavior, so that the cat doesn't extinct its food source. a handful of barn cats isn't a bad thing, to keep the population low so that only very small amounts of damage are caused around the farm/homestead, but in a suburban home you need Total Rodent Death, not just a pruning of their numbers.
if you're using a predator to kill vermin, you need something like a dog. the dogs have been purposefully bred to ignore nature and they understand that killing rats is a game to be won. they go for the high score.

That works with jew infestations as well.

Stop stop stop you evil faggot do not hurt them. I once killed a mouse that was eating an orange under my orange tree when I was a kid. I smashed him with a shovel. I have felt bad about this every single day of life ever since. I really really wish I didn’t do that. He just wanted the old orange why did I do that? Please don’t hurt them

and you can Fuck Right Off with that shit.
Come back and tell me same when the little bastards just ate through YOUR washing machine pipe and you can hear the cunts hiding from the ensuing flood, munching away happily in the food storage cupboard. What makes them successful - inquisitiveness and a willingness to eat any and every fucking thing - also makes them a complete PITA for him man co-habitation.
irl, they need surprisingly very little food to survive, but will cause 10,000% more damage searching for it than absolutely needed.

They shit on my pans and plates, those niggers deserve their fate.

How is this political? Ohh... (((rats))).

Watch Billy the exterminator

make living there uncool for the rats
blow a dude in front of them

It's so much chaos for like an hour while they chase and kill along the bottoms of the barn, and barn dirt is really dry and fine so dust goes up in the air and the rat squeals echo around. It sounds like a small war and looks like one too. You have the dogs on the outside killing the escapees and the ones on the inside trying to get them out of cubbyholes and from under things, rattling sounds and mania everywhere. It's just a treat to see dogs do their job and so effectively. You can't kill that many rats so fast without mass-fumigation(which is expensive and toxic to insects and other good creatures you want around on a farm). Rat poison sucks because cats might get into it, and traps don't kill fast enough to waste r-selected rats. Dogs all the way man. Cats are great for mice though. Mice aren't a problem if there's only a few around here and there, and farm cats keep their populations in check around the house and other buildings.

Try this, Anon:
youtube.com/watch?v=yPAoHi1EEwY

It's worked for us when them niggers have been going about in the loft. Give it a few goes at different volumes and one should hit the right spot.

Norwegian Forest, Coon and Siberian cats are close relatives, IIRC. I wonder if the Scottish wild cat is the ancestors of all of them.
Farmers in Norway also kept stoats, and they are also good at hunting rats.

Have all of you guys tried not being dirty cunts? Rats are awesome, they also only try to live in shit holes where they can find food ...

if you dont feel like getting toxoplasmosis, get a rat terrier

Live traps are the solution you must put a little bit of peanut butter on the lever and they get stuck then you release them. It’s not the poor little mouse’s fault they just wanna be comfy warm and fed. All he has to do is clean his disgusting house and they will eventually fuck off especially if their frens are somewhere else. They are social animals they want to be with their frens do not hurt them
Use a kitchen cupboard for your plates you lazy asshole

cats

kek don't even bother, unless you're going to get a few strays and not feed them. you'd be better off with a fox terrier desu
search down water traps (source supplies from building site bins) or get yourself some of that powdered potato- just add water shit but don't add the water, just cut the packet open and stuff it somewhere you've seen them. as the other anon said, you'll need to stop their entry to make any lasting difference

Vermin and varmints are fine out in nature, but in a place where food is you can't have them around. I don't blame the vermin, they're only after food. But they've gotta go.

StickyTraps is just barbaric shit bro, srs.

I hear this a lot, and my conclusion is that humans are stupid niggers. It's only "barbaric" if you insist on being a lazy nigger and never checking the trap. I check my traps every day, and if they caught something, I either pull the mouse off the trap and put the trap back to use, or if the trap is full (once caught three mice in a trap in one night!) then I snip their necks with scissors to kill them and throw the whole trap in the burn pile.

wait what do you do with the mouse you pulled off??

Some mice are bitey niggers, some literally have fleas (gross! glue traps are GREAT for flea-ridden mice because unlike snap-traps the glue catches the fleas, too when they jump ship!) and some just smell bad for some reason, a very distinct odor. But other mice are sweet and timid, don't smell bad and don't have fleas, and if the whim strikes me I keep those as pets for a while.
Or I feed them to my chickens.

wtf how many mice do you have in your home, are you a hoarder degenerate?

Field mice get hungry twice a year and come through a certain hole in my utility room floor. I leave it open so that they don't try to chew a new hole anywhere else. Animals take the path of least resistance, and fall right into the trap. I get less than two dozen a year, but if I wasn't trapping them, they'd leave pounds of shit and piss and chewed-up food packaging around my pantry and home.

you need to find the rat holes, plug em up. then catch the rats 1 by 1.

check out this lil boi i got in my rented apartment

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See what I mean?
Most westcucks are more concerned about the well being of a destructive invader than their own.
But snap traps are pretty much the only thing that works, you might get a hit off something else but they will usually avoid them.
Those aren't domesticated though, so they are still good hunters.
Based.
We need a billions must die Chudog meme.

I killed my first rat with a 9 iron

you buy plenty of cheese to domesticate them. this way they will eat cheese instead of your eyelids i think

Use a kitchen cupboard

Yeah.
Rats will like totally stop and think 'hmm, maybe we ain't s'posed to go in there..'
The little bastards can smell anything thats been vaguely involved with food from about three blocks away. And their definition of 'food' is EXTREMELY flexible.

If op kills one he will regret it everyday for the rest of his life. It’s not worth the guilt its not worth burning in hell for being an evil person for hurting gods cute creatures

50/50 Borax and peanut butter, stirred well and kept away from pets. Takes up to 2 weeks. 80/20 Sugar/Borax paste made by disolving both in water will also wipe out an entire ant colony.

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That is why you bait the live traps so they go there instead and then you turn them loose somewhere they can be free and happy they don’t live for very long imagine if you only lived for a few years you would want to be happy too and not have some psychotic person murder you

Feel kinda bad for the rats in this video. There’s something eerily human in the way they and rabbits scream

Angels wear swords and armor in Heaven. God invented weapons and combat because He thinks it's cool.

Also peppermint oil works okay, but it's also not great for pets and is harder to keep them away, while being less effective, kinda annoying after a while, and less permanent.

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The mouse will go to heaven and tell god you were evil and you are fucked. Repent now and do not hurt them anymore

that rat corpse nearly killed me. nigga was dead under my kitchen table where i was eating. i had to go to the ER.

First snap trap I ever set up caught a bird, sorry sparrow bro

For openings, you need stainless steel wool then expanding foam over it. That keeps the rats from eating through the foam.

There's a lot of animals in Heaven but I doubt every animal on Earth goes to Heaven.
Remember, God gave man dominion over all of the Earth and all the creatures on it. He told us to eat of their flesh.

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Something like this on a 5 gallon bucket. Can be none lethal (remember to check often if in attic) or lethal (water and some chlorine to prevent growth).

That and a 12 pack of classic Victor snap traps.

All natural chunky pj and some cotton or dry cat food as bait.

You also need to look around the exterior and figure out how they are entering.

Depending where you live you might just be screwed though (near a farm field, woods, or riverbanks (rats))

I dump them still alive on the traps lol. Fuck em.

These little shits can crawl while stuck too. Had a trap under the bed, it apparently caught 2 in the middle of the night. Stepped right on those fuckers cause they were at the foot of the bed now. Peeling off half alive sticky mice from your feet half asleep isn't fun.

Yeah, while my house was under renovation, I literally watched in dumb shock and disbelief as a mouse got his back feet stuck on a glue trap and then army-crawled through a cap in the wall and floor down into my crawlspace, trap and all.
I followed after him, going outside and taking a flashlight into my crawlspace, and looked everywhere, but to this day two years later that plastic glue trap never turned up. It didn't appear to be stuck in the joists either, so he must have gotten pretty far!

I saw in a video on youtube that professional exterminators will attach their traps to a heavier wooden plank base so that the trap doesn't go anywhere.

Imagine not checking my quads

Speaking of rats

based merman

If I had tore open, shat in and spoiled 50 food sacks of said 'psychotic person', only to munch on a few crumbs, I can well imagine why they might be pissed. Rats cause a fuckload of damage. Structural, expensive fucking damage. And when it is yourself who is ultimately responsible for the hassle and cost of rectifying that shit, you'd want the cunts fucked to death until gone too.
Rats will be around long after I'm dead. But coexistence, in the same immediate space, it's not a viable fucking option. So meantime, come near me and you will get eradicated, smelly little bastards.

When I was a kid people used to trap rats in cages and then burn them because apparently the screams of the burning rats scares away others in the vicinity.

Or buy a Coon

How is a coon going to catch mice?

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Poison bait stations

yeah we adopted a stray dog, some sort of pit bull or terrier mix. i didnt even know we had rats but she got them all. shame she killed all the lizards too though. they really livened up the garden. kind of weird that she attacked all of the critters but ignores the birds, meanwhile my other dogs chase birds out of the yard but ignored the rest of the critters.

I have this fucking raccoon that's living under my deck and comes out during dusk to try to go through my garbage can. The asshole has gone into the garage and tried to drag a 30 lb bag of dog food with him back to his lair under the deck. Now he's out in broad daylight staring thru the sliding glass door at my dog and cat. How can I get rid of this motherfucker? He's kind of cute but I'm sick of this asshole.
Also, I have a phobia of rabies.

No. Invite a Haitian to live with you. They’ll eat all the rats, cats, and dogs.

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I tried to catch a couple of the heckin fluffarinos in live traps for a month or two when they moved in over the winter but the little faggots would take the bait so I eventually got some kill traps and 86'd their asses.

They had their chance.

Forgor to add
The peppermint oil just repels them a bit, but if they're very hungry or it wears off, they'll still come. Poison is the preferred option.

How the fuck did a bird get inside?

in my 1970-built home

you mean your cardboard and gypsum matchstick box with holes in the walls like a fucking Tom and Jerry cartoon
how else would you get a rat infestaion lmao

Dont kill the rats and bugs!!!

Kys krishnacuck

outdoor but walled patio

Cunt did Sigmund Freud write a book about cats that I haven't heard about? What a load of shit lol.

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He came in to play a few rounds of goldeneye on the n64.

If you have an animal like a cat or dog: traps, shoot them with an air rifle if you're quiet and a good shot.
Flood your house with ozone when you leave for a few hours with your dog.
Rat poison if you don't have a cat or dog, since then you can get rid of them a little easier, don't have to worry about cleaning traps, wearing gloves to put them down, sensibly etc and never have to witness a rat trap fail to kill the rodent, so you have to finish it off.
There's also rat traps that work with large buckets of water, where you can drown them, those work good too.

Main thing to understand is rats and mice are smart, very smart, they also have good senses and piss everywhere so they know what's safe, so when putting traps down, they'll avoid it if they're not clean of your scent.
Other things to know, regardless of if you use poison or not, at least a few will die in your walls or floorboards, and that'll stink, so if you're going down that path, ozone generator helps if you can't get to it, otherwise ventilate. Poison will result in them usually dying there, same as ozone but trapping isn't a 100% kill rate kind of thing, where poison and environmental warfare like ozone tends to get better results.

Soft things you can do. Steel wool before filling holes, put all food in containers, clean up regularly, all rubbish outside immediately, wipe things down, vacuum. Try and reduce things they can shred or use for bedding like clothes. You want your house to be inhospitable to them, rather than a rodent motel.
Source for my info? 10 years ago an abandoned cinema near me underwent renovation, it's overrun by rats and mice, when they started work (which was abandoned thrice) the rodents fled to nearby houses. I had a dirty neighbour who left food out (including outside his door).

Good luck, bud. It's a long war.

the problem of how they are getting in and whats attracting them

This.
I have lived in many a shithole and fought the good fight against many kinds of vermin. Think in terms of pure logistical warfare.

How are they getting in?

Plug up the holes, in various rat proof ways (wood + steel wool + quick patch)

How are they getting food and water?

If it's outside then you have already solved this problem. Leaking pipes inside the house can be an infinite source of water for them. Remove ALL sources of food and water that you can.

Where are they actually living?

They need to actually live somewhere where you can't see them. Like closing off the outside of the house you need to close off each "zone" from all other zones. Ceiling holes and holes in walls that let rats get from the attic to the house/basement are usually how they "live" in your house. Make every zone closed off from every other zone like the outside is closed off.

Using house dogs to catch rats. Lame.
Still, most terriers keep their killer instinct no matter how pampered they are.

Patterdale Terriers are the best at ratting. BTW.
youtube.com/watch?v=SIJZ_bb1IVQ

Also this shit, for the scent, if washing them doesn't work, leave them down so they piss going over them and mark them as safe. Then set with gloves.

cats purposely let mice live

cats get bored when the mouse stops moving and trying to run
you fucking schizo retard

My sister's cat leaves mice half dead all the time, that little cunt. Meanwhile, my brother in laws dogs will eat anything that enters the yard, including other dogs and one if his roosters.

Lol. The will to live so they can eat garbage & shit all over the place is too strong with them, that's why I go totally barbaric.

attach their traps to a heavier wooden plank

I'll start doing something like that. Its funny cause we never had mice in Florida like ever. Moved to semi rural Virginia & they're all over the place, and ballsy as hell. I've heard them rolling around in a closed kitchen garbage can during the day like its the thing to do.

And do not feed the little fucker. Make him hunt.

terrier or Dachshund were bred for this. cats are gay.

I'm on the VA/NC border, middle of the line. wooded/swampy area. Fucking mouse utopia out here, plus field rats the size of my arm.

Depending on how bad it is as a ex-pro trapper, +25 is what I consider infested and usually happens when a new housing development builds where a farm used to be

If it’s bad you must understand they are watching you and learning your kill methods

I would start with large rat snaps and probably about ten of them place the trigger (plate) sideways so they have no choice but to walk over it, I would also set up a food bait station in a safe spot to shoot as many as possible, if you know anyone with a terrier or a Shiba they can get a few, I would get some coyotes piss and dump it on rags and leave it around your property.

Poison may work but they will also die in your walls and rats take about two weeks for the water to evaporate off before the smell goes away.

Odds are you should hire a professional tho which should cost around 400-800 dollars

Stop being racist.

400-800 dollars

To lay traps in the correct orientation ( as you correctly mentioned) and come back a week later to reset them, and maybe have access to the good poison shit if nuclear option needed?
idk, seems expensive. I can 100% people don't want to deal with this shit themselves tho.

That’s illegal, making a burden for the next guy especially because now they know how traps work

You want a flaming rat inside your wall?

Houses are warmer and the chance of getting chewed on by a dog dramatically decreases inside a house, not a cleanliness issue usually

Beats aren’t humans

Witch craft doesn’t work

Should of put the snap inside a shoe box

With rats you want to check and reset everyday, lot of driving. Also you get what you pay for and after failing and flailing for two months you will be happy to pay that

The peppermint oil is just an irritant to them. I suggested earlier a borax/peanut butter mix, which is better, although they might die in your walls, which would suck because then I would have to smell them all the time (I'm in your walls)

I have rats in my apartment building

the way to kill them is you need to make sure there is not food laying anywhere sealing it in some kind of container is key. once that is done you need traps and lots of traps with a mix of honey and peanut butter. you can also be strategic about where you place them if you know where they are entering the home put several traps there making it so they cant get past them.

when I say lots of traps 10 minimum

Accept them and become their rat friends.

I dunno what to say man maybe tell your sister to get a better cat.

Everyone tries to irritate them away, whether some voodoo miracle oil or stupid buzzer things that just give you Havana syndrome. I completed over 1000 jobs and 75% of people wasted money before finally calling me in to get the job done

lol my cat kills all the field mice who try to winter in my home. also the smell of the cat repels a lot of them on its own. i dunno what the fuck this guy is talking about. yea some cats play with mice. some stop hunting altogether. go get a tomcat and they will do what they do. which is kill mice. only get it neutered after like a year or even more if you can help it. keeps their instincts strong.

glue traps, but you have to also seal up whatever crack, hole, gap they are coming in from. I killed 12 a while back, they had chewed through a rotten door frame, started gnawing everything. They kept coming even after i sealed the gap, they were coming in a different hole in the basement window.

A bucket, an ACE Hardware, and some peanut butter. Shawn Woods releases them for YT, but there's probably a death pond for rats on his property. Most of his traps can become death traps with a little bit of water added.
youtu.be/WV-7Yk_fGxY?si=B2Bww7ENrrkA-34I&t=276

No, point appreciated.
But as a pro, tell me - basically all the 'home remedy' shit you can buy, in AMZN or wherever, from peppermint oil to traps to poison - claims you should 'try it for at least 35 days (or two months, or wahatever)' for it 'to be effective'.
Don't rats just move on anyway, like back outdoors when weather gets warmer and patience is the ultimate remedy? Or would the cunts just breed till they overrun the place entirely, if left to their own devices? Basically seems to me you can sell any old shit as effective rat cure, but the only way of being sure is just throwing everything at the cunts in allout war, till they give up.

death pond

my buddy had a rat problem on his farm and he set up a live trap like this for a week and just let it sit, what he found afterwards was a big pile of goo and one rat remaining. It was pretty metal.

Nigga are you Stoopid!?!
Get a cat and don't feed it enough. That always made the barn cats go into kill mode. A cat with a full stomach can't chase a mouse worth a fuck.

which would suck because then I would have to smell them all the time (I'm in your walls)

Top kek

Shit used to have a Persian was so effective at hunting mice that as long as he lived me nor my neighbor had rodent issues from the cow pastures and fields.

walk outside to him sleeping like a champ on the porch and a trail of rat body parts and blood around the yard

Not all cats are created equal, have had ones that refuse to hunt and I've had ones learned to hunt moles in the rain when their holes would flood

Former exterminator here.

Mix equal parts baking soda, sugar and corn meal. Mix together, leave in a container for the little bastards to eat, repeat until they're dead.

It's cheaper than poison, faster than mass trapping and there's no risk of secondary poisoning.

Or if you really don't give a shit, buy some First Strike soft bait and sling it everywhere

The home remedy stuff is a Jew scam all usually priced to where you don’t call for a refund. What happens odds the breed about 6 times a year and everything both in a house believes that that’s how they’re suppose to live, a birthright kinda. The coyote piss is a treatment not a cure, and do you really trust yourself to retreat every week, not realistic. The only cure is to kill them, start by shaping cardboard over any holes you find (they will rip it open and you know it’s active, after three days of no activity sell out in and eventually you create a death funnels. Hippies that don’t deal with animals don’t understand that animals born in houses look for houses to live in because there wired differently.

my cats kill anything that moves, for fun.

Ffs, take the Cat pill already.

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if you dont open this pic u are a sissyboi

Nah bro, cats also kill rats for fun. My cat doesnt even chew its head off anymore, just a neatly presented dead rat where it knows I will walk into discovering it.

use live traps and take them to an outdoor area

That's a death sentence to rats.

rat terrier

Wtf, is it illegal to kill animals for food in US? What a cucked country.

breed 6 times a year

staple cardboard over entry points to monitor activity

seal out after 3 days (they can’t hide that long they need water)

Sorry for the typos

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Easy peasy lemon squeezy. You need a chinaman. They don’t take up much room they are very small so you can keep one in a cage on the back porch and once you’ve house broken him by beatings with a rolled up magazine to stop him shitting everywhere you must remember not to overfeed him on scraps so that when you let the little yellow perisher loose in the house he does what nature intended ching ching ping pongs to do and he should forage for rats instinctively.
In no time at all you’ll find him sitting there chewing away contentedly with a long tail dangling out of the corner of his mouth.

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Why do you say that :/ oh no I always release them why would that be bad? I’m giving them a chance to live

Talk to them.

They starve to death, they just look for trash cans which don’t exist in the wild, or they find the closest house. Ask any farmer his opinion of people dropping animals off in the “wild” it generally becomes thier problem

Hippies that don’t deal with animals don’t understand that animals born in houses look for houses to live in because there wired differently.

Interesting point. I found young rats to be the least hassle of all - they'd come over to have a sniff at you, then happily wander off headfirst into the nearest trap, baited or not. Felt almost bad for 'em. But I guess if you ain't even trapping them, you just breeding future generations of indoor-living varmints. idk if it's because I'm in a half rural setting, but they seem to fuck off outdoors as soon as the weather is better. And city rats will live indoors 24/7 because that's how they've always rolled.

I take them to the park tho surly they have food there. I honestly don’t think I can live with myself if all of them have died I really try to be good and not hurt them.

clean your house and surrounds bro, they constantly shit and can be found thats why cats go fucken sperg because they have a stronger sense of smell than dogs do

I've seen six month old kittens kill rats.
not all cats are good hunters though.
some are lazy.
One option is to feed stray cats, racoons, skunks and opossums in your neighborhood. They all kill rats according to one person I know who does just that because rats are a threat to their babies.

Ya city animals usual move to falling down garage and shit, rural people take care of there shit allot better then renters

God created a perfect eco system and the animals (squirrels) in the park have bread to capacity (limited amount of walnuts). You’re essentially throwing an animal into another planet to starve to death. Respectfully the Bible is clear that beast aren’t humans, just drop your cage in a bucket of water it’s much faster and less cruel then starving for 6 days then getting eaten to death

make your own traps with glue and poison as a treat. Catched 3 rats last winter. I think that rats are smart so they think if they fuck up the trap and get the treat they will be okay but the poison makes them weaker day by day and eventually after remaking the traps they get into the glue and can't get out because they are too weak at that point. Don't like killing animals but they shouldn't be in my house.

When they only get half breakfast they do it with a passion.

Like other said, domestic cat is not up to the job.

Get something like a eurasian lynx, caracal, fishing cat, clouded leopard or snow leopard. they will take care of your problem anon.

I don’t believe you I think you ate just trying to make me hurt them, They are safe in the park I’ll start leaving them food tho when I drop them off just to be sure

Don't listen to this guy, it's the gondii talking

Why get rid if them? I have some deer mic that have made a home in my room and I leave them food and enjoy watching them.

Turn them into pets and then make them your familiars. Release them upon your enemies.

look at this rat terrier

Damn, can't even torture animals for the sweet loosh. Literally 1984

Rats are pretty big - they're not like mice, that can slip through the tiniest cracks. Pull that fucking place apart and look for their entrance.

hurt them

I’m not saying to torture them which is what you are but think you aren’t doing, my method takes 5 minutes, everytime you drive past roadkill that animal lived the last 6 hours of life in the worst possible way. There’s allot of driving when your trapping and I guarantee I’ve wasted much more calories figuring out what’s right

pennsylvania is not in the us

Build yourself a rolling bucket trap. Its just a tall bucket, a few inches of water, a dowel through the top, and a freely rolling can centered on the dowel with some peanut butter spread on two sides, just under the curvature. The rat will attempt to hug the edge of the can to lick the peanut butter. The can will spin, the rat will try to hold on, instead it gets dumped into the bucket. The bucket's water causes it to tread instead of jump, and it drowns. You can also do the same thing with a tall climb proof cage. Now here is the good part.

You find the strongest example of a male rat, get him good and starved, separated from the rest. Take any crippled rat, not dead. Crippled. Throw it in the cage with him, and nature takes its course. Don't let him gorge, just kill, eat a little, remove the corpse. Repeat. Eventually he comes to associate other rats as food.

Now for the kicker. That rat gets throw into the cage with all the other rats you've been collecting. It is berserker, it kills. It eats. the other rats are starving but not as bad as him. Eventually the other rats quickly follow the lesson and eat the weak, then, you let them go, and they no longer want poor quality human food. They want flesh. Rat flesh.

If it worked for the Colonial English, it will work for you!!

Go get a bunch of glue traps and leave them everywhere they come and go from.

Idk about rats, I did this with mice. Pull them off of the glue traps before they die and rot, use pliers because they'll bite. They can turn around and bite off you hold them by the back of the neck

Then you can reuse the trap and save money

Then the cats get worms and fleas which cost money to treat, and the cats have to be fed which costs money. They'll also get lazy and refuse to work

You need to eliminate the good sources and clean your fucking house instead

Use the peanut butter bucket trap trick, capture two rats in this bucket, or capture two separately and place both of them in the (preferably steel so they don't chew out of it) bucket. This is the only preparation that needs doing. Wait for several days, one of the rats will kill and eat the other to survive. After this point, the rat will continue to hunt and eat other rats, and you may release it back into your home. Repeat this as necessary until you are down to just your cannibal rats, and then just bucket them all and kill them quickly with like a pellet gun to the head or something.

be me.
moved into gigantic, shitty old house.
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thought I was seeing movement out of the corner of my eye.
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never anything there.
Friend says, "that's mice."
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Now? I have a nice movie of the fuckers.
Wonderful. I love technology.
Traps not working. Well, not good enough.
My mice are gigantic!
Oh, these are young rats. Wonderful.
Rescued a baby kitty. Crying starving in an ice storm.
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Cat starts lining up corpses of rats every morning.
Cat wakes me up with gifts.
A gift to a cat? Is a dead rat on your face at 4am.
I now wake up to dead things, and dead things ripped apart on the bed.
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Wake up and see baby tiny starving kitty...
squaring off with what I can only describe?
as grandfather rat.
This thing?
Is the "outlaw biker" version of a mouse.
It stands up on its hind legs.
Chittering. Saying fuck you, to the cat, no doubt.
Thumping its tail, standing up, acting like le-epic-badass.
This thing? Is almost as big as my baby kitty.
I am worried for best friend's life now.
Cat looks frozen, scared.
Rat biker is just about to swat at the kitty, and...
WHAM!
tiny skinny kiitty, NAILS biker-rat head to the floor.
It squeals and squeaks and kicks like a little bitch.
Baby starving kitty?
ONE BITE, after holding it down for fun like a cat toy.
Cat runs around showing off it great prize.
Kitty has strange eyes now, scary.
I tug on the dead tail? I get a low growl and decide not to touch the prize.
Kitty sits down eventually.
Disembowels and behead, and picks through the carcass.
Like a kid getting the KIT-KAT's out of the candy dish.

I treated that cat like fucking ROYALTY.
he slept in my bed.
He ate off my plate.
he was allowed to get into anything.

Buy traps and peanut butter. Set them up in the attic. Check everyday and remove the dead rats and rebait all of the traps that need it. They will be gone in days.

oh shit sorry I didn't realize there was another fellow bucketchad here

Fuck that, break all of their legs and put sulfuric acid up their assholes.

You're average house cat is useless with rodents. Get a Jack Russell terrier.

My Jack Russell is more concerned with barking at pigeons on the fence then doing what he was fucking bred for.

sweet loosh

Im in the 4th dimension eatin all ur LOOSH!
KEK

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Tested

Slept

Ate

Was allowed

RIP

What happened

Unironically clean your room.

Literally just go to your nearest store and buy a rat infestation solution. Traps, poison, whatever. The only thing you should really avoid are those nasty glue traps, that's torture.

asian friend
apartment manager
traps with peanut butter

rats find it irresistible apparently

Boris, with pistols in the archive.

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Pigeons are cunts as well tbf, your doggo is just not prioritising.
Hosepipe them flying vermin, everyday for a week consequent where/when ever they gather in multiples of 2+.

Zyklon B, effective against all kinds of rats.

Get a couple of young cats?

I would agree but I prefer them to rats, I have seen them scare off rats that get too close to my bird feeder so they are doing better then my dog.

Yeah, rats are s'posed to be scared of birbs in general. Which seems overly cautious to me, I've never seen a pigeon eating a rat.

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yes, it's illegal to kill slavs, unfortunately

peanut butter

Doesn't work. Not well, anyway. Cheese always works better. Had to deal with this a couple times once for a family member, and once for a neighbor. Block cheddar works the best. Sharp cheddar.

Have battled it in a few homes , one of them terrible.
First remove ALL food or water from your yard or make it unaccessible , dog or cat food , fruit trees , trash cans. Second find and seal off all access to building ( this is as important as the first ). Third remove all vegetation they can hide in ( Ivy bushes ect).
Fourth traps , don’t use poison. Traps and rat shit will tell you how effective your other measures have been. You can absolutely get rid of them if you follow these steps. If nothing else finding and sealing all openings to buildings will work wonders , they can get through the tiniest openings ( any thing 1/4” or bigger) .

Bash the rats

If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road

So to get rid of a pet you destroy the whole environment. You are evil, I would be ashamed to know your name.

Peanut butter is always my go too , but you have to wear gloves to bait all traps and use traps that are easily set off.
The ones with the plastic bail that looks like cheese are the best , if you use the metal bail ones you need to wire the food on ( peanut ) because they are harder to set off.

Label them as "refugees" and write them off on your taxes.

(You)

>Tested

>Slept

>Ate

>Was allowed

RIP

What happened

Oh, we were tight.
I spoiled this cat rotten.
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But in the end? It took a really long time, seeing him go downhill.
Very slow. No vet could do anything (three places)
I made a ramp to the bed.
I would clean him, groom him carefully.
(he had quit doing it himself. Sign of doom, for a cat)
somewhere about 4.x years into life? (wild find, estimated age)
Kitty went to kitty heaven.
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this was my first "adult on my own" cat.
We had a couple cats when I was young, I liked.
But, this was a special relationship we had.

I like cats better than people, ever since.
I hug and kiss a friendly cat, in public.
the more people complain, the more I do it.
AFter ti first adult cat?
30 years of what you can expect, follows.

Cats don't have owners.
In the cat's mind?
It, owns you and likes you.
The cat? Basically trains you, to do what it wants.

When the cat meows this loud? Must be water or food dish.
When the cat shit over there for the first time, instead of the gigantic litter box?
The cat started shitting in the litter box once more.
"meow." (let me out. I know its 4am, I have important kitty shit to do)
MEOW! (let me in. I been fucking shit up all over th neighborhood the last couple hours? and I need to lay low for a few ticks)

I am proudly owned, by a cat.

You are just a coward who lacks the conviction to do what must be done. When all rats are dead, we can rebuild this world, better than it ever was. Men like you aren't leaders, visionaries....

I bet you look at the horizon in fear. Real men, they look at that horizon and think "IS THERE A HORIZON PAST IT? FUCK. I BET THERE ARE RATS THERE. FUCK I HATE RATS."

"Rats. Rats could be anywhere" he said to himself. The cool night breeze felt good against his chest.

Look up the rat bucket and thank me later

Yes a flame thrower is best, burning your neighbors houses ( usually niggers and poos , Mexicans ) with garbage all over the place is advisable too.
You idiot , you just pick up fruit that’s fallen on the ground , rat wire off your garden , stop leaving your trash cans full overflowing with garbage and keep your property in good condition ( not overgrown ).
Of course this is impossible for niggers or browns lol.

The easiest way to kill glued mice is with an unloaded CO2 pistol. Put the barrel to their head and pull the trigger, the air pressure coming out dispatches them quickly, cleanly, and humanely.

Those work in conjunction with bait traps
After a short while rats will be shy of them though.

The cat started shitting in the litter box once more.

EDIT:
The cat started shitting in the litter box once more.
SHOULD READ:
I moved the litter box there? The cat started shitting in the litter box once more.

In the suburbs there's animals fucking everywhere; my dense neighborhood of mowed lawns had a million rabbits, squirrels, diverse birds in the trees, bugs, chipmunks, opossums, racoons, deer, (there was a mountain behind the 'burb) even a flock of wild turkeys who you could hear gobblin' for weeks. Neighbor told me he saw a bobcat or something in the early morning mist. Plus tons of cats and dogs owned by the residents.

Then I move to the absolute boonies where my nearest neighbor is barely within shouting distance, and there are NO squirrels or chipmunks, NO rabbits, NO birds (but tons of bugs who like to bite me), no possums or racoons. Just the occasional deer and coyote and field mice sneaking around my damn kitchen. It was culture shock, since I expected to see more wildlife, not less. I guess too many predators and the humans killing everything off for generations??

I think this is a good lesson for the big “rats” too ( Jews ).
Yes, it is a war to be won or lost.

it isn't that expensive to take care of a cat

May you get hantavirus and die.

So to get rid of a pet you destroy the whole environment.

Near my hometown is a body of water that had northern pike introduced. We poisoned the water to kill them.
It worked.

This
Create a Rat Utopia and become their God

Can you get a live trap, a big metal one where you can catch several at a time. Then just dump them in a bucket of water. Seems easier than getting a trap that smashes them one at a time. Much less gore to deal with as well.
Maybe get one that is 12" x 12" and about 3' long. Bait it with peanut butter or smelly cheese.

There are certain rat poison pellets that fuck with their digestive system. They become unable to drink or just don't realize they need to drink until it's too late. That shit is supposed to dry them out so they don't stink. There's other stuff that supposedly expand in their guts to the point where they can't shit, eventually they're so clogged (inb4 andy sixx) that they can't eat or drink anything. In this situation they'll feel the dehydration so they go outside to drink, run out of energy and die. This one is nice because they're not dying inside your house. We've been using this inside an old shed that has a bunch of holes for them to get in and out and since then haven't even caught one in a trap. They immediately go for that poison.

million rabbits, squirrels, diverse birds in the trees, bugs, chipmunks, opossums, racoons

People have fences and millions of escape options for those animals and thrive in those conditions, in the woods you have have real fucks like fishercats, big cats, and wild dogs who pride themselves on hiding

Ratting vids are so cool because they give you a view of the strengths and weaknesses of Terriers for ratting vs bigger dogs. Perfect balance would be equal numbers of terriers and some bigger dogs with cats also being used at night. If you’re in a home get a cat and you’ll be good to go.

Glue traps are highly effective but not particularly ethical if you care about that.

Wise.

get cats. they are apex predators. everything will be dead in your garden and house within two years, even the birds etc

mousetraps, what are you like 5?
strychnine peanut butter
nigger.

First off, they got in somehow, so you need to find the hole(s) and plug'em up. After that, all you really need are rat traps and dedication.

I dealt with mice at my last place. What I said above worked like a charm. Fuckers were skittering across the ceiling while I was trying to fall asleep. Most annoying shit ever.

Get a pet bobcat, preferably two.

Get a few cats. How is this political?

snakes and weasels are much better at it

Tomcat bait from home depot
Traps with peanut butter
Find the holes and seal them.

Smudge with sage. Trim any limbs away from your home. Stuff steel wool in every crevice under sink. Play cat and weasel sounds on loudspeaker. Go to any sporting store and buy bobcat scent put it in attic. Mothballs.

Just take on a pet you may not want

Nah, I'm good with the snap traps.

Buy gasoline and spill it around the property, it will slowly poison the rats. Then put the dying specimen on display to make an example for the others.

Get a 20 ft anaconda for every room.

my family decided to go all ham on bird fedders and we just got chickens this year.
I started growing tree seeds and those fuckers love chestnuts and acorns.
fuck rodents. I hate them.
if I mix cornmeal and baking soda in with the bird seed will it fuck up the birds?

Kiddy the kitty.
X3

1. figure out what's drawing them to your house. If it's food sources, eliminate them. If it's just to live in your walls, move on to step 2.

2. Traps everywhere

3. anti-rat animals. terriers and backyard chickens do good.

I am glad I will die one day, being around "people" like you has convinced me human life holds little value.

california faggot confirmed. kys retard

KYS fucking faggot

you dont want to poison them because they may die in an obscure corner of the building and possibly be difficult to retrieve + stink

the poison works by drying them out. they just dry out to dust in the wall somewhere and don't stink.

Nowadays, they make sterilizers in various forms(water, food type bait, gel you apply to areas they definitely walk through), they don’t kill the ones that are around, but are very effective at sterilizing the existing population, thus becoming a simple waiting game. Pretty cheap too. A multi-front attack is how you want to get it done though, so I’d recommend doing that as well as whatever manual control you’d like.

they carry deadly diseases and parasites in their urine and feces, which they make a trail of everywhere they go so they can find their way around. like discovering the map area in doom, but with pee and poo.

check
animals love rubber for some reason
porcupines love the undersides of cars and are notorious for eating brake and fuel lines, cv boots etc. i once checked out an abandoned mining camp and a marmot had eaten the toilet plunger down to the nub so it was just a stick with some black stuff left on it. i think there might be animal products in it, like there is in wiring, which is why cats are attracted to it.

Get a few cats.