GIRLS ARE BREAKING UP WITH MEN BECAUSE OF POOPY PANTS

Young people can't handle relationshits anymore.

Women get periods because they aren't supposed to be leaving the household. Frankly I think it's disgusting women are even allowed to wear shoes.

Why did she leave the house with poops inside of her?

This. Women are supposed to be poopless. He was correct to hold her accountable.

not enjoying your gf's poop

this is more a case of the boyfriend was being careful since men are not allowed in the womens bathroom.

t. JD Vance

She broke up with him because he wouldn't go into a woman's restroom to bring her some pads, as he'd look like a pervert. I can understand the guy's point of view here, but he did look weak.

guys can get sued or doxxed for entering the women's toilets now, it's women's fault that he behaved like this.

A man who wouldn't do this doesn't see a woman for who she is, rather for the "sexy image" she was trying to keep up for him. Shit happens, sometimes literally. Situation was a small indicator of a bigger issue and femoid dodged a bullet

best friend defending her ex over her

Pottery, there is nothing a woman hate more than other woman especially if the woman in question is in relationship

Shut up you retarded whore.

see there's no toilet paper in your stall

next person comes in

"oi, m8, could you lob a roll of paper over my stall?"

"sure thing"

"thanks cunt"

problem solved

Hate it when women navigate themselves into retarded scenarios and then expect you to do a little public humiliation dance to distract from it so they can sneak away.
You can be sure as fuck she would not have walked into the men's toilet for him, either.

enter a woman's bathroom at the gym, get falsely accused

ask women shit at the gym, get assaulted

Nah, lose-lose

None of this would ever have happened with 2D just sayin'.

just use your underwear jfc. i've been there. toss them in the toilet and flush so it gives the wagie that failed to stock the tp something to deal with down the road.

This is fake bullshit written by a male fetishist.

Things that never happened.

When a man shits his pants, nobody cares about his problems, but when a foid does it, it's suddenly a lady emergency.

Next time I go to the gym, I'm going to have a king emergency outside the women's only yoga room.

Going to the gym with your gf just sounds like a bad idea. I dont know anyone in a happy relationship that gym together. Walking/other exercises are obviously ok

Yeah, women get to do whatever they want and get all deference and consideration, and men don't. Were you born yesterday or something?

He's right, you know.
That man literally failed the orange peel test.
Anyone who fails that deserves to be alone.

Or paper towels?

insane that this comment is so low down. This is the obvious reality and would have been first post if Anon Babble hadnt turned into reddit

He’s definitely not right but the bf is a pussy

You just know some screeching harpy would complain, he'd be arrested, if not shot on site, and his girlfriend would get the 'ick' and break up with him anyway. They created a society where men feel they innately evil for simply existing, and they can face the poopy consequences for it all on their lonesome.

same with menopause, run for the fucking hills bros.

Dating 3D woman

lmao

There was a time women knew to be discreet. Now women want to be loved for being disgusting fucking pigs. Not how it works sister, the older women had it right. You can scream about how unfair it all is but you can't cultivate the image of a sexy ingenue and a fifty year old man with the shits simultaneously.
pick a lane. Women are insane.

The only thime going in the womens bathroom is ok, is if you are single digits in age and your mother brings you in to the handicapped stall because she cant trust you to be on your own.

When a man shits his pants, nobody cares about his problems

That's because as a man, it's your obligation to make it other people's problem.
Nevermind shitting your own pants. Start shitting in other people's pants.

Just ask a female staff member to take the bag to her.

He isn't her husband.

Man did the right thing though

Try to help gf

Get caught by other women

Try to explain the situation, try to get gf to back your story

gf throws you under the bus

now you're in jail and no gf

poop good

poop mixed in period blood bad

why are men like this?

Your body doesn’t force you to shit your pants for a week every month though, what’s the logic here. Just throw her the fucking girl diaper over the stall and get over it not that hard

Going by the comments in this thread, some of the zoomers are truly a doomed generation.
The answer to this scenario is thus: Does she simp for you if you have any emergency? Does she try to serve your needs? If the answer is yes, then be a man (and the definition of being a man is: enduring situations which your loved ones and cherished values require you to endure) and bring her the supplies she needs for her nasty smelly explosive period shits.
If she's a bad bitch, fuck her, too bad so sad. In fact, go in pretending to help and get her phone from her. Then walk away.
Any and every spectating woman will see you as God tier if you're willing to "embarrass" yourself like that for an "intimate" emergency. Avoiding looking bad infront of other women is a solid 70% of what they think about.

>Dating 3D woman

real women are grody. it's over.
captcha: VAGS

He is weak.

the guy was a giant manchild and that she fucked him at all at some point says it all about her ability to choose partners

the guy refused to pass her purse via another woman too which carries no such concerns

True but
If he texted her from the shitter and mentioned shit at all she would have broke up with him on the spot

lol deserved. Just have the front desk monkeys do it if you’re too scared of le no no room