A white tiktoker from America travled to Australia. She was filming a livestream discussing how she can't decide what boy to date and a new dress she purchased. An Australian bird named a magpie flew at her and pecked out her eyeball.
The stream was taken down by tiktok
What's more annoying, bin chickens or magpies?
Me on the left
A magpie just flew over my house!
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Deserved it
Based
did she lose her eye or could it be put back in?
obviously these birds need to be culled. they are getting too uppity.
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Stopped reading, good bird.
That's not even a magpie that's a peewee mudlark
Won’t load for me
fake
that's not a real magpie
looks like one of these off brand faggots that we call peewees
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No it didn't, you're lying about gore and shocking injuries for a slide thread.
The Holocaust didn't happen
damn that's pretty fucked up
what's wrong with the aussie fauna...
Post the rest ?
Karma
if a bird did that to me i would make it my life long mission to exterminate them....... whoops
That webm sucks kiwi. Post it so we can see her eye ball getting ripped out.
They are cool birds. I feed two of them and their baby sometimes.
Is there more footage? I wish to see her whore eyeball hanging out the socket.
born with the jew perk
animals sense your dark soul and try to kill you everywhere you go
you get a 6% discount on goods at any vendor
fat, fuck ugly cunt
Toll paid.
Yes, I believe everything you say, kind stranger. Have a good day sir.
one more reason to wear glasses
fauna is based, fuck off humans, we 'r full, go back to england.
The Goddamned animals in Australia are as obnoxious as the Aussies themselves.
perk is op until aussie landscape random encounters
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A white tiktoker from America travled to Australia.
A white tiktoker from America
A white tiktoker
white
whyy did you specify her race?
WHERE'S THE FULL WEBM LEBOWSKI
What a shitty way to lose an eye.
At least he patrolled the thot.
Magpies in England
Good morning Mr Magpie, How's the wife and family?
Magpies in Oz
YYYEE ILL FAKIN TAKE YA OIIIIII OUT CANT! STRAYA
Did we send criminal Magpies to Australia as well?
You've got to be insane to want to go to Australia, pretty much all of the wildlife there wants to kill you. The Aussies only ended up there as a form of punishment.
An Australian bird named a magpie
Xit identifies as a magpie okay. Come to think of it, it kind of sounds like some Asian language machine translated into English.
She didn't even lose the eye in the end
OP is a faggot.
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These days American is synonymous with spic mystery meat so you need to specify that it was one of the rare few whites ones.
They aren't even magpies technically. They are quite intelligent though.
Apparently magpies are super aggressive. This is a whole thing where you can literally type in "people running from magpies" and get an entire doom scrool.
Personally, I would opt for. Tennis racket and give these little bitches a proper taste of down under.
Dumb bitch should know if in an area that has swooping birds to walk backwards, wave your arms around your head like a schizo, or wear a spiked helmet. duh
Yeah me too. Once they attack, we'll be fine.
they're extremely protective of the area if they have eggs
basically every person here has been swooped at some point walking or riding a bike near a tree with a magpie nest in it
magpies are fucked
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nothing ever happens
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based bird
the fauna has no problem killing jews which makes them respectable
I have killed many magpies. They get aggressive for half the year but will still happily eat beef mince with a beer bottle smashed up in it kek
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they're also noisy af, just like dear Aussies.
no one ever spent a day in a Canadian forest only to leave with a headache because of the racket
we are blessed with calm beauties like picrel
that seems like the very opposite of manly
You’re going to gaol, cobber
Son, in my days a three frames weren't called a webm.
Picking Jew perk and going underleveled to grind Australia
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
I like to ride a push bike without gay zip ties sticking out of the helmet. Magpies make that impossible so they get the spicey mince
what's wrong with the aussie fauna..
Apart from the drinking and swearing? Nothing.
That's not a magpie that's one of those dumb larks that attacks car mirrors. Probably saw its reflection in this dumb bitch's giant forehead.
She didn't lose her eye, go to the hospital or even know it pecked her eye until she reviewed the footage. Oh and she isn't American.
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You're lucky. The magpies in australia also sing. Ours are wild af.
I could've saved her