Massive decline in sales

"Luxury" brands refuse to understand their entire customer base is nonwhite now

Look at the demented pseudo futuristic niggers. We will never accept this horseshit as being normal.

Cars?

I've got a mid 2010s jaguar.
I don't want to be associated with neon faggots.

Still looks like the fag from demolition man invited the extended family. Or maybe some retarded DEI-tribe you'd see in Horizon 3.
How would this make anyone buy a car?

"Buy it, and you'll have wokie puppet people give you the 1000 cocks stare!"

Wonder if their shareholder report shows the exact price they have paid for that

I know that if I were a car salesman I'd put lesbians and ugly niggers in all my ads. Production couldn't keep up with demand. Absolute gold mine.

inb4 some marketing faggot saying it was on purpose new coke/classic coke comparison

Cars? I would've assumed that's an ad for some queer fashion line.

yes the tripple anal prolapse was bleeding on the new car line and you missed it

Nah, this was 100% a DEI rebranding initiative that was in the works since the microchip crisis back in 2020.

We heard whispers about it here and there, but never expected it to be that fucking gay. Jaguar is supposed to be luxury sports, think 007, whatever the fuck this was, just trust me when I say that someone got hanged for this.

Basically, there was a straight white male coup that happened shortly after. Lots of key figures would show up to work, then just refuse to work, and encourage people under them to do the same.

We actually had some good talent transfer rover, and yes that’s a bit of a stupid pun and inside joke because faguar is going under.

t. Exec from Land Rover

TRANNIES SHOULD TAKE 20 MORE LOANS TO SUPPORT THESE SMALL COMPANIES

t. Exec from Land Rover

American Flag

lazy shill

This, WE WHITES have ensured niggers cannot afford anything.

WE WHITES stole America, and we stole niggers' future.

We have offices in America, you know?

But enough about indians.

So how will they reverse the brand faggotry? The damage seems irreparable and those new car designs will always be associated with that ad campaign. Ultimately the ceo will have to go and last I checked, he's still there.

I would never buy a vehicle made by jeets.

He's right you degenerate trash shit heap faggot garbage piece of shit.

no idea why jeets thought this was a good idea

You can check the executive team, it was most likely one of the Karens, the chief strategy officer (Pojeeta) or the chief sustainability officer.
jlr.com/leadership

bit of cargo-cult status from colonization times?

Too late. Neon faggots have put their stink on you car now.

a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

Faguar

That ad would've been perfect to be on TV in the background of Zoolander

Faguars would unironically sell like prep in the gay community

WE WHITES

WE WHITES

I went out and bought a Jaguar just because of the brave ads. So brave.

Pic is the Jaguar car i bought.

That car is how 5 foot Mexicans feel when they climb into their F-250 supercharged lifted pick-ups

This is a declaration

Of bankruptcy

LOLOLOlolOLOlOOLlOLOOLO
Ahahahaa That whole gay niggers AIDS commercial was retarded.
Reminder: Jaguar Land Rover is held by Tata Motors, who are literally India scammers using profits from selling fake Robux to purchase stock.

kek

faggots

jeets ruin everything they touch.

Land Rover died with the original defender

partnership with red bull

It's actually because their cars are always a few years behind in tech

you jeets make them, why would anyone want a shitty Tata product?

lol. Faggot shill thinks only neckbeards and trannies are the only organic posters on this site.

t. CPG exec

Fuck niggers, fuck kikes, and especially, fuck jannies and poos

Cars?

Clown college

Very nice. Reminds me a little bit of mine. I bought it from this ambiguous duo that live in my neighborhood

The only people I see driving Jaguars or Land Rovers are middle aged black ladies who have cushy government jobs but still live paycheck to paycheck because they are heavily in credit card debt, as they have been their entire lives and will continue to be until they die.

It's the nigger's false concept of luxury. Versace and Don Julio tequila and a Jaguar crossover and a well done steak covered in gold leaf eaten on a night out in Miami.

They wanted to show how HIP and MODERN and WITH IT they are. Pandering to trannies and minorities has become as a symbol of cutting-edge modernity simply because it had never been done before in history (with good reason).

If you search for independent Jag/LR repair shops there's one near every ghetto

Niggers love those things, they're like #2 or 3 nigmobile after a Cadillac or off-lease Mercedes

It's because blacks want to consume "high status" white products.
Blacks largely stop consuming products when those products which were known as white start messaging that they're open to blacks.
It's a status symbol thing.

Give it a few years and the ghetto will be full of Jeep Trucks and $100k Pickups.

Yeah I am pretty big I guess, 6ft 1in? Idk

I know, at that moment when it released a few other companies were going for that as well. I think bud lights tranny fluid ordeal was a few months past when Jagoff dropped this. Either way it was Sales suicide because who they’re pandering to are broke.

Advertising executives need to be gibbeted.

kek

no idea why jeets thought this was a good idea

humiliation campaign to pay you back for the colonization probably.
jaguar is tiny compared to tata motors, they can eat the loss

Jaguar-Land Rover

corporate America

Pandering to trannies and minorities has become as a symbol of cutting-edge modernity simply because it had never been done before in history (with good reason).

So, you're saying that the traditional Jag purchaser who is a mid 50's successful white male is not going to buy a Jag if it's image is niggers and shemales?

start messaging that they're open to blacks.

So they actually lose both audiences with it? kek, no wonder so many industries hit the ground

Nah, no one wants an indian built pile of shit. Every time I see a jag or rover now, it's on a tow truck, because going from making rickshaws, to buying an existing car company, isn't going to suddenly make india competent. Within a few years, JLR will have a worse image that Kia/Hyundai did in the late 90s, all because of the laziness and incompetence of low IQ indians like you.

They'll be bailed out ... driving western luxury cars [is] enough to sustain them as a brand

Asian customers, especially women, have been sustaining Land Rover and that ad campaign is definitely something that would turn them off.
Must have lost a lot of Asians with that.

t.vancouverresident

Yes. Some how that failed to translate to any of the 7000 jeet languages and they assumed the US and the world was filled with 100% fags due to low birthrates and all out countries flying the mental illness flag like it's our country's.
Shame really. I hope they get some bogus gift card redemptions so Tata can stay in business.

Jews are fucking retarded. Try lowering the fucking price you stupid fucking kikes. Ever fucking think of that? Fucking thing is manufactured in a toyota factory.

Why does land rovers have bloated designs like the 10/10 from bongland meme looking things. Maybe the designers use that as an inspiration

We all need to see giant nigger dicks in tiny white holes
PERIOD.

Within a few years, JLR will have a worse image that Kia/Hyundai did in the late 90s, all because of the laziness and incompetence of low IQ indians like you.

It's a good time to buy older Jags that were built by white men. They'll continue to increase in value.

Similar to how old jeeps are valuable and new Fiat made Jeeps are shit.

Corporate america has infected everything. Now can't even get a beer in Bongland at lunch without some American corporate policy getting involved.

best I can offer is herpes-riddled 4.5inch black peckers in HPV-riddled 350lb white landwhale vaginas

i can see why they though it would be a good idea.
musk had been trying to court the right wing market with the cybertruck so jlr thought they could take the left.
evidently they didn't take a second to consider maybe the left wouldn't be keen on land rovers, the same way the right isn't exactly enthusiastic about electric vehicles.

corporate America

this is a British company, not american

It's a good time to buy older Jags that were built by white men

They´re shit tier and have no parts.
the engines are shit and inferior to mercs of the era.

They´re shit tier and have no parts.

the engines are shit and inferior to mercs of the era.

You're not wrong about the engines and electrical, but the one thing that Jaguar excelled at was the body design and coachwork. And it will never be produced again.