Lol

Tell me you're a boomer without telling me

Gets fined for parking in front of his house instead of in his driveway

No barbeque grills allowed on property(ash is icky and the risk of fire catching and harming other properties too high)

Can't start a flower garden out from without approval

Old lady komrade(HOA member) reporting you for having multiple visitors, a bicycle in the yard grass(it was only there for five minutes but they don't care, it was witnessed being there and photograph)

Old granny commissar moves to the back of your property, taking photos of that one too many lawn chairs you have, and the small little tiny piece of damage to your linai doors(just a corner tear in the screen) and is peeking at anything else visible

Yeah, totally gay of me not to want to go back to that, where you can't even have too many plants on display in your porch or windows
But by all means, enjoy your micro community east Germany 1955 reenactment village

Traditionalist here. I would stealthily paint-roll their driveway grey during the night. A blue driveway is an aesthetic abomination. Additional reminder: please mow your lawn at least twice a week. Thanks.

If they want to have a blue driveway, let the, fkn have a blue driveway. It ain’t pretty but uniqueness is better than everything being the same

I have a girlfriend and she is so blue

dandelions aren’t weeds.
until recent times dandelions were actually planted more than grass.
the war on dandelions is directly related to the war on our health.

MY driveway needs to be BLUE because I'm a SPECIAL UNIQUE IN-DIV-ID-UAL

I don't care for overbearing HOA neighborhoods either but I'd bet my left nut the people who live there are fucking insufferable and should be driven out anyway.

Ok fag
youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

Same with removing clover seeds from grass mix. Clover fixes nitrogen into the soil. Now you buy more vulnerable pure grass seed and pay extra for fertilizer.

I don't want to live in neighborhoods with crazy HOA laws, OR neighborhoods where niggers paint the driveway blue for no reason.
30 years ago you didnt have either problem

Oh no he has a blue driveway I'm going insane!!!!

Their house and property is well cared for. Who gives a fuck if their driveway is blue?

Yeah and if he pees on it it'll look like your country's flag

paying to make your grass grown more

I wish my grass didn't fucking grow at all. Mowing is the most NPC waste of time in existence.

I literally don’t see a problem

Meh, it's better than a bunch of trashy decorations in the yard. But, still, I wonder why?

should place some pirate ships and kraken on the driveway

Kek, not bad leaf. You're gonna fit right in once you're a state.

dandelions are edible you absolute brainwashed faggot. go be a good goy somewhere else

Why would that be relevant?

Seems fine to me?
I don't get why they would want their driveway blue, but it doesn't hurt anyone.

HOAs are pure cancer.

Nooooo you can't just use unusual colors, goy. That's against the Jewish world order.

Yup. It's like society was intentionally engineered by demonic entities to be as terrible as possible.

Your job is easy sitting in an office?

Time to dress up fancy or something!

Is that hurting you somehow?

HOAs are pure cancer.

It was started by boomers, I'm not surprised.

Blue driveway > normal looking house with 20 cars outside where brownoids are packed in like rats.

Count your blessings because it can always be worse.

Mowing isn’t that bad.
Be glad your yard doesn’t have a weed problem that you have to constantly get down on your hands and knees to maintain.

I dont see whats wrong with the house? It looks nice

That’s not bad. If it’s reflecting enough sunlight to glow that’s a real problem, or if it’s some sort of neon or other obnoxious color it’s a problem, but just being unusual is not a problem. The real issue with the suburbs is that they’re increasingly being invaded by inhuman depressing gray commie bloc aesthetics. Every house should have a little color to it so the neighborhood doesn’t look like it was made by the goddamn soviets. Pic semi related

deer licking a salt block in my backyard

I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da bwarglh bwarghl

I want the redditors to leave.

You sound green

HOAs seems like a boomer thing. Is this true?

My poor cat would be left. He hates everybody except me.

its a white people thing, retard
plenty of genx, millennials and zoomers HAVE to live in HOAs to escape niggers

Standing vertical? That's pretty cool art piece of so, got any pics?

For his sake I hope not. It's not easy bein' green.

lol newfag

my kids fucking love the eiffel 65 blue alien music videos
whenever we see a blue corvette they ask if an alien was driving it

I make soap and herbal concoctions with dandelions. You can also put them in salads and eat the roots.

I bought a house in a small countryside town thinking my neighbors would be cool and respectful but it turns out their fucking cunts too. You really can’t win with people, suburban HOA or no.

We need to go back to village communities where everyone is bound my custom and familiarity to not act retarded

Yeah man having a completely sterile monocultural lawn is sooo much better than a few dandelions.

You what the craziest thing about your reply is? You’re not even thinking just about the front yard visible from the street. You judge people for their own yard in the back where you can’t even see it too. You judge fenced in yards with dandelions too I bet. Total boomer.

Hoa is gay and nobody under 40 wants them

I grew sun flowers once and my HOA got pissed. They told me to cut them down, which I didn’t. They grew up 12+ feet and all my neighbors like them too. They kept sending me letters and emails and I just ignored them and let the flowers die a natural death
Some HOAs sound pretty rancid however. I’ve heard from people that they were forced to cut down and remove magnolia trees in their yard because the HOA wanted oak trees instead, etc. which is expensive to do

People buy in them anyway because they’re heckin’ smol millenial families who want a house in a neighborhood they can walk around

I'd rather have a neighbor with a blue driveway than live in a fucking HOA.

I wouldn't complain but also don't shit talk Dande-chads, it follows humanity.

Just rent one of those turf cutters, remove all grass, rent a roto tiller and get a few bags of manure compost and spread them then till, after that plant some vegetables you like and after they are tall enough put in some clover for ground cover and nitrogen. You'll only have to mow once a year, just leave it to decompose on top the ground, and do some weeding and watering.

Only subhumans dislike this

IS THAT A BLUE DRIVEWAY? AAAHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME HOA

epstein island aesthetic

dunno if based or rope

Hippity Hoppity get off my property

Hoas mad

this you?

Mexicans….literally ONLY mexicans do shit like this

ehh ese imm make me drywave azul cuzzz when u come over for me dawtur Abuleas contiquista you are gonna see it Meho

its clearly a mexican home.

lawn well kept

Lol yep

100% accurate

Even the legions of Persians and Latinos making their homes into a gawdy mess will not make me bow to an HOA.

No only subhumans like this. Mexicans go crazy for this kind of shit, make their houses all sorts of vibrant colors.

Burgers would submit to the karen police just to not live around niggers, and the niggers move in anyways lmao

Blue driveway baduh!!1

Holy shit kill yourself you fairy

Anyone have that old Anon Babble greentext about Geese and HoAs? The geese are shitting all over his yard and truck so he starts killing them with an air gun and then when some HoA fag is trying to catch him doing it he calls the police and gets the HoA guy arrested for prowling. Been looking for it for a while.

Both wages and chattel slavery owe their existence to the monopoly on land

By rendering thr homestead inalienable you get to stop windering why your birth certificiate is a certified copy printed by the federal bank note company

In ancient egypt for example, all land claims were washed with the flood of the nile to be restaked by thr planters

Apart from looking tacky it's not bad
It will be bad when in inevitably flakes off in large patches

it lowers the value of the neighbor's houses

youtube.com/watch?v=frb34jzxrf0

When I was growing up we kept dandy lions and clovers in the yard because they smell good and attract bees.

Not being able to do whatever you want with your property lowers the value of all properties, because in that case you really don't own property at all.

I only needed to see this dumb bitch's profile photo to make an assessment that she's a NIMBY cunt that will only get NIMBYer. A NIMBY nigger.

But I thought America was about freedom?
Why should people's freedom be curtailed?

youtube.com/watch?v=icfq_foa5Mo

I am a proud NIMBY

And? You took that risk by moving in to the suburbs.

Reminder that in no state is the majority of homes in an HOA. People freely choose to move into them, freely agreeing to the rules, including those about elections and rule enforcement, and then get butthurt then they're expected to abide by what they agreed to.
Every HOA has a different set of rules. Some are little more than requiring you to cut your grass and not park on the lawn. Others have a committee of Karens that come around to inspect your mailbox flag the ensure it's the correct shade of red. You decide before buying if you are ok with the rules or not. Most people simply decide they don't want to live in an HOA so they don't have to deal with HOA rules.

An HOA was imposed against my will.

No it wasn't. You bought into it freely. It is not possible for a binding HOA to be imposed onto a property without the consent of the property owner.

The rules changed after I moved in.

The procedure for changing rules was agreed to by you when you bought in the HOA.
Some people are simply niggers that want the "benefits" of being in an HOA without living up to the standards they expect others to live up to. Most rational people choose to simply not live in an HOA and don't get bent out of shape because they can't control the color of their neighbor's mailbox.

My childhood city trash house built in 1890 had a bigger yard than this cell block, enjoy smelling your neighbors dumps city trash.

The agressive culling of flowering plants that people have been psyop'd into hating, like dandelions, is one of the big things contributing to the loss of bees.
Absolutely nothing wrong with it. I could see it being a pain for the guy living there but he's clearly up to maintaining it so it should be fine.
Suck it up homofag.

Freedom of association and freedom to enter into contracts with like minded people are also forms of freedom. As my other posts points out, most people don't exercise those freedoms because they impose on other freedoms. Not all freedoms enhance all other freedoms. Sometimes they restrict them.

That 'well-kept' lawn is an abomination and an affront to sound white man sensibilities. You cannot eat a single fucking thing off that lawn, there are no fruiting trees. Not a single animal to supply butter, milk or wool for your kin. No firewood in sight for the hard times. No cellar filled with supplies to last you a winter. Not even a fireplace to rely on should something cause problems.

You are a sheltered and vile animal, bred to be a slave of the jews. Worth nothing more than that and of no redeeming qualities. No better than a kept nigger larping as a man.

This.
While it is ugly as fuck, it's still his right to do whatever he wishes with his property.

Dabadee Dabadai

People are bitches.

but my child might step on a flower and get stung by a bee!

It only happens once or twice, kids learn fast to look down when running through clover. Also, looking for 4 or 5 leaf clovers is a lost pastime for Americans. Looking for those in the shade in spring and summer was a nice relaxing waste of time between woods expeditions.

If you're yard grows a lot of dandelion I suggest keeping them, they fix your soil so you can seed some nice grass if you want the year after. Or a cooler ground cover but people fucking love grass so yeah.

So some freedoms are more freedomy then others?
Seems unamerican

Test

NOOO you don't understand... I HAVE to buy a new house every 4 years

birds will crash into it

The bees will typically even leave you alone as long as you don't step of them or anything. As a kid I'd go sit next to some dandelions and watch bees going between them, never been stung by a bee a single time in my life.

The modern American lawn is basically a small version of a classic English garden.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_landscape_garden
Lots of mowed grass, trimmed hedges, and then a few features such as a tree, or a gazebo.

With the lawn the entire narcissism of the American spirit is laid bare; everyone moved here not to be a common man in freedom from nobility, but to get a chance at being nobility himself. The lawn is for the man who is only a temporarily embarrassed nobleman. It's a small grounds, but it's just for now.

Even once you get thick skin on your soles, they little shits still get you in the arch, and can make for a rough day or two. So you learn footwork when running and how to look down. These are little things but they make a big deal in life in how you walk and use your feet. People don't learn these subtle skills as adults and walk around as adults like retards. The bees teach important lessons on looking around and having proper gait.

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Yeah it looks retarded but who cares let them have their blue driveway, it's probably gonna get black from the tires and dirt.
Plus also it's helpful for navigating.

hey bro it's just 3 houses passed the blue driveway

if i was green i would die

green id

fuck

I didn't think this was about the driveway, but about building a house 20 inches away from the neighbor's house. They will hear each other's TVs and barking dogs.

They're back to flooding the board with trash. If an anon makes an actual fun thread though it gets slid and moved.

Blah blah blah i love blacked porn blah blah

Aside from muttoid cope, how does a man painting his driveway blue deter buyers and therefore lower your house's value? I'd understand if it was a factory that constantly spewed smoke and ash that soils your walls or ruined your paintjob thus promoting constant house maintinance for example, or noise or smell pollution. But a mildly exotic visual spectrum is the end-all-be-all factor for whether y'all make a buying? At the very worst it's just goofy. and I always see your nation of nigger worshippers praise and celebrate ecentricity with zeal, it's practically your nation's character archtype to be stubborn, defiant and vulgar. how come that being the black sheep isn't as much of a virtue when it comes to your real estate market?

We had a good thread yesterday, looking at an ant. Many lives were saved therein.

And bees love clover. It’s way better for ecosystem but boomers gonna boom and only want pure grass lawn

Grass sucks for bare feet, clover is like walking on cotton, and walking on clover doesn't hurt it either. Clover and dandelion are tough. Clover and dandies also crowd out burrs and other foot nuisances.