If you were a nigger

i guess i'd just be me but with black skin. i hate wiggers

I would probably get a job and stop giving 14 year olds guns and machetes so they can decide what happens to my race

No. I don’t want to go to prison

I would be a self hating uncle tom that turned into a serial killer that only targeted black hoodrats

I would beat up timmycels

well i am a "niger", and no man would support other race, unless of course they already had the upperhand, like your race.

the "nigers" that support you are the simps of races, doing anything for brownie points from whitey, like a loser liking an Instagram baddies pic.

better yet, they're just like women, siding with whoever has the most resources, unlike black heros with testicular fortitude (ie. Moses)

I would be the blackest most gorilla nigger around. Das rite

well I’m black now...

the very foist thing I did was quit all my jobs

I’m probably going to have to start selling crack,

or rapping,

or rapping about selling crack

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I would kill myself IMMEDIATELY.

khaki shorts

Many such cases. Also Nigger

saw a dark negress today, slim and with her very nice tits half out. she kept looking at me, and seemed bothered I didn't pay her much attention. should I have caved and inseminated the monkey girl?
for a few moments I felt like explorers must have when encountering these she-beasts, the wildness and savagery of her empty brain combined with shiny black tits glistening in the light.
she had an unusually good body, face was halfway presentable too, given she was an ape. could have charlton hestoned her.

Why? it might be kinda fun to run around the block stealing bicycles drinking 40s snatching chains robbing drug dealers. Niggers have zero care in the world and no responsibilities and no expectations to achieve anything. It sounds like a relatively comfy life

I would tirelessly campaign to tell other niggers to get their shit together and stop letting the jews control us.

which would you rather be, a nignog, a high end female prostitute, or a really big parrot

AASAA

considering ur a spic, black women just use you because satans (your) media convinced them lightskin babies are good because of self hate. cave maggot

we cannot trust the ethiopian and his doings

Tulsa Massacre

you came from an ethiopian

self hating

Nigger I love myself, it's all the REST of you niggers that I hate!

A parrot sounds like the best choice

nice old lady owner

easy neet life old lady cleans my cage

get to eat delicious saltines

free to scream nigger as loud as I want with no repercussions

If only you knew how comfy things could be

i would put a gun in my mouth because i would be a nigger
(and i would still hate niggers)

i would do this

Neither. I'd just get a free college education after doing half decent in high school. I'd get any job I wanted because everyone loves a well spoken polite negro.
All the doors are open.
I'd just leave black people mostly behind, those niggers who don't understand their privilege being black.
Everything would be easy as hell.
I could fuck around at my career nobody is going to fire me. I can get away with a lot.
Life would be easy mode.

I would probably be an elitist black intellectual. Flat top, bow tie, horn-rim glasses, the works.

I mean a really big one, one that people are a bit careful around because you're unpredictable and have big claws and a pretty big wingspan

Same damn thing I do as a White.
Hating humans and balancing how to stay as far away from them as possible while still having gibs and a minor chance of pussy access.
I suspect I might end-up hating humans a bit more even, since nog behavior doesn't exactly seem to give anyone a good time no matter if you are one yourself.

would you embrace your nigger identity and become a tribalist to support other niggers regardless of what they did, or would you become a self-hating uncle tom?

regardless of what they did

This is why niggers are in such a state, they refuse to perform eugenics on their own kind and it drags them down to the point they have to defend the worst of their kind when they act up because they feel attacked.
Prison is a eugenics system, or it's meant to be, but they protect their criminals and support them, EG BLM.
School is a eugenics system, but they want artificial achievements without the work, affirmative action and collage for sports.
Of course it's pointless if they breed like rabbits and/or don't learn. Collage educated women think marrying a man who does hands on work is beneath them, especially if they bring in more money. So black women educated are going to have less spawn.

If i was a nigger, i would move to africa and try to fit in, probably Botswana, get an education, marry a decent african woman, and settle down. American blacks are in such a state, they have rap shitting in their ear, corrupting the youth, media aswell plays its part. THEN i would become a black nationalist.

It's just a mess.

Moses had the perfect life and still decided its not worth it. if your people can't prosper your not a man despite all you attained. those black males are prostitutes. only a women would do that. do unless your admitting that you wouldn't if you were black

Best answer right here.

she was practically juicing up, all I was doing is standing there.
she walked inches away from me, playing with her hair, showing off her plump tits, and then left to likely dream about me.
if I see her again I'll probably just bone her with a rubber on so I don't catch monkey pox

Oh i forgot, i would go after the race hustlers, the jesse jacksons, the al sharptons. etc.. expose the lot of them.

only kidding, I'll nut inside her

i'd be the most niggerish nigger that ever niggered. that's how much of a nigger i would be if i was a nigger.

*so unless your admitting

would you say "UH UH UH demancipation uh uh an an the proclamenashun, an uh uh uh the train station"
jutting out goatee that you frequently stroke when people are watching

OOK OOK EEK EEK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO uh uh uh uh OOGA BOOGA NIGGUH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I'd be a based black panther

That just makes the parrot an even more obvious choice you’re telling me I get cool ass giant talons that scare people. Very based I’m sold.

No, I would have excellent elocution in that calm, derogatory tone as I denigrate the white man with skill and precision. I would say the most blatantly racist things and use my skin color as the ultimate shield. And I would be applauded.

OOGA BOOGA WE WUZ N SHEEEEEIIII

Every day I thank God for not making me a nigger.

Id enforce sharia law on my fellow niggers

impossible scenarios

I don't understand. I did eat breakfast.

am I born a nigger? if so then yeah I'd just be an npc like the rest of them.

if I just woke up as a nigger but still had my mind? might be different

I'd go on TV and repeat milquetoast conservative talking points from ten years ago and then collect millions from boomercons desperate to prove that boomerlibs are the real racists.

but you'd only have 30 iq and be as hyper emotional as a menopausal mexican, so the splashings of rote learned vocabulary will just be a mask for your ineptitude.
is that enough?

I've added it as your next life pack.
good luck

As a black man I hate niggers and love normal black men
My father raised us all and married my mom

would all blacks in the US be better off if they took over south africa from the black africans and made it their own

My idea has been that the US give blacks a shitton of military stuff and black generals and have them take over Liberia and be on our own from there
majority would agree to this

i would finance a hellcat by selling fent, buy an illegal firearm and participate in streettakeovers.

I genuinelly don't understand why other races don't strike first when they choose to go in conflict with niggers

Do you expect them to be chivalrious? There are three of them and they waited for a chance to easily get away + performed an unexpected strike while they were leaving because they knew the guy wouldn't expect it and would probably turn his head away

Are western whites really that retarded they can't understand niggers don't have honor? The moment a nigger starts being up in my face or yelling at me I'm punching him first and continuing until he can't do anything back

new israel.
would be interesting to see how it went.
bests having chinaman crawling all over africa

I wouldn’t be able to process the hypothetical.

If you were a nigger

but I'm not a nigger, i don't understand the queston

I’d use nigger privilege to get a high paying job. Every nigger just has to be the bare min of competency and they have access to 6 fig job because of DEI and yet they still fail at life

I would smoke weed and drink henny with my homies all day while living on welfare.

he knows he's strong, but doesn't have situational awareness. hands were down, he was standing too close, let them be within his zone, was distracted by the first one that stepped off which is why he turned his head. that group probably do that regularly, one distracts the other hits.
dunno about striking first, because there are three of them and he has nothing to gain.
he could snap one of them in half, and deal with two as long as he kept moving, but unless he's experienced and confident to go with his strength, it's not a good idea

It would be enough to get me grants to write childrens' books about how raycist whypipo are. Probably a position at a university, and maybe a shot at writing an mcu movie too. So, yeah, probably.

I knew a nigger girl who’s dad did that he wrote kids books with black Nationalist themes. His daughter was a massive whore that got ran through by any Wgite dude on one of the sports teams that gave her attention.

Here’s what I would do:

avoid getting involved with most destructive nigs around me. Probably just stay at home, goon, play video games and lurk on /pol

get 4.0 GPA for simply attending class because the standards at my retarded nigger school are so low

do basic extracurriculars

write college essay about how wypipo rayciss an sheit

get accepted into every top school on full ride because I am a nigger who meets bare minimum standards of white counterparts

get DEI job paying a gorillion dollars

use my money to fund white nationalists and become Uncle Tom

bang hot black women (no race mixing)

have little nigga babies and raise them to do the same

die

no I would be a lying low nigger, just quietly seizing all gibs, free housing, playing victim card and benefiting from my niggerhood

Something fucking weird about that picture. Oh I see it...the trigger is missing

There I was all over the place without the need of my presence

Just there not looking at anyone ass on the street

If I were a nigger I wouldn't understand the relationship between past actions and future outcomes so those types of abstract questions and planning would make me feel stupid and homicidal.

were I a nig I'd likely be very stupid so tribalism would be the only thing I understood with no capacity to understand my reliance on the White Man, they are basically animals

but I'm not a nigger