I'm Elon Musk. AMA

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I'm Elon Musk. AMA

I'm Elon Musk. AMA.

Fuck you

Kill yourself

What happened to this guy anyway? He was all over the news for a bit then completely disappeared all of a sudden

nigger

Breakthrough

Inshallah.

Fell into a multiweek k-hole dealing with even the gamer community turning on him for being a retard.
His handlers pitched it as ‘taking a step back’

my therapy session.

Then post the word "upop" on x/twitter to prove it also link it

Big if true.
Can I have a job as your occult advisor?
I got that Rasputin energy with a smaller dick so you don't have to worry about me stealing your gfs.

so you don't have to worry about me stealing your gfs.

Why would that stop you?

NIGGER PAJEET LOVER

I'm going to create my own operative system. Fuck yourself in the face!

Uhm, I think it's important to like, respect all each other and our values. Technically speaking your comment doesn't make any sense because like, if we measure the degrees of the sun and then the rocket would fall, so like, I think that's important haha.

Yes

100%

It wouldn't but I need him to believe it would if I want weed money.

Then post the word "poopensharten" on Xitter to prove it also link it

YILONG MA

Based, just send someone to my domicile as I'm too shy to use the telephone.

Melon Tusk

Did you really try to push your Nanny into a portal that you had opened. What was on the other side of the portal?

This

Why are you such a retard? All you had to do was build reusable rockets and electric cars and you would have been remembered as the Tony Stark tech bro for the rest of time.

Hope you die a fire and somebody makes a yakety sax meme out of it

thread is already shit

Some spergy chinky nigger kikes just can't help themselves, please understand.

My question:

Is it really you, Elon?

With leftists burning your cars, did you realize that maybe, just maybe, it’s safer to have a stable White population, even if it costs cheap Indian labour? Even if you escape America, at some point you’ll run out of places to hide, they hate you, and want White Countries less White, so that they get more power and do what they want, it’s a problem that must be confronted

are you a globalist? if yes, why do you support antiglobalism?

KYYYYAAAAAA~!!! ELON-SAMAAAAAAA~!!!
Sugoi!! Sugoi sugoi sugoiiii~!!! I-I-I can’t believe it’s really him! The REAL Elon-sama in front of my MEGANE-chan eyes!! Uwaaa~ he’s even cooler than in the SpaceX livestreams!! My kokoro is going doki doki like a rocket countdown~!! H-his aura… it’s like… a blend of Tony Stark and a shōnen final boss!! His Tesla smile... kyaaa~! It’s too much!! I’m gonna melt into a puddle of otaku goop~!! E-Elon-samaaa~ please notice meee~!! Let’s go to Mars-tan together~!! I’ll bring onigiri and wear my best cat maid outfit! Nyaa~!! Uguuu~ too much Elon energy for one kawaii girl~

Where's hyperloop?
Where's full self driving?
Where's your shitty robotaxi that already has been mogged by Waymo for several years now?
Why not use lidar instead of cameras?
Where is the tesla truck, like the actual truck you have promised would be in production every year the last decade?
Where is the new tesla roadster you have been promising for almost a decade now?
Why are tens of thousands of cubercucks sitting around in parking lots? Why is no one buying them if they're such a great car?
What happened to the boring company and making tesla tunnels?
Why did you lie about your shitty robots that were controlled by interns in VR headsets?
Why did you lie about buying twitter to make it a site for everything, something that hasn't happened and likely won't ever?
Why did you say Starship would land on Mars by 2024 almost a decade ago?
Why hasn't starshit made LEO?
Why do you have so many lies about starshit in general? It is no where near being rated for human flight and you guys haven't even built a crew module for it.
Why push for humans to Mars when it's inefficient and wasteful? Aren't you all about stopping government waste, so why have you taken almost 3 billion in taxpayer money for starship and it hasn't even succeeded in anything notable and is no where near being the system it needs to be to do anything actually important?
What is with all your artificially inseminated kids being males? Pedo guy? Seems really creepy. Why are you so obsessed with having so many kids with random thots if you can't even fuck them?

could go on but this is enough for now.

The only thing he supports is sucking cock and over eating

The fuck is with your face my man?

Would you consider this post to be more fake or more gay? It’s off the charts either way.

that woke-right stare

In the future robots will send you anything you can imagine to your domicile with the power of Tesla and xAI. Future is amazing!

I do everything for humanity.

Yes

Indians are great

I don't have enough time for these questions, I work everyday. By the way did you see my new world record in diablo?

Good Morning Saaaaaaaaaaaaar
Me are grateful for H1B visa saaar.
Cow dung poo poo yum-yum.

what can we do to help YOU?

any news on your mutilated penis?
is there any hope for some sort of recovery?
is it a nuisance at all or are you essentially neutered? maybe you can't even feel sexually frustrated lol
good luck, anyway

Will you buy me 5 BTC?

How big is the largest DUMB you’ve been allowed in?

no you're not, the real Elon uses the Antichrist tripcode

The secret to happiness is, you already have everything you need and always will.

Indians are great

Sigh, at least I tried, enjoy your hell of your own making

Fuck off cocksucker

When will Optimus come with a cock holster vagina?
I'm asking for a friend.

How many children did the Mossad record you fucking?

is the real elon, he stopped using tripcodes

KILL MUSK 2026

can you explain how you got away with grok buying x?

Hook me up with a milly bro

can i have like $10,000 for shits and giggles? I'll play video games with you and be nice

the most believable thing about this post is that the real elon would be too stupid to post with a time stamp

Why are Jews the devil?

Elon will you make south Africa the 52nd state?

the lived backwards so you can live forewards

did Ben Shapiro suck you off when he took you on the auschwitz tour? When are you gonna remove the kike dick from your ass and stop being a cringe faggot?

When are you going to tell people that space is fake and it always has been CGI and cinematography?

can you hook me up i'm a brokey i will never post ass to pay electricty bills ever again.
thanks
HH brother

p.s. you can help me? i really need help. if not this way, another way.
thankyou for your time.
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Elon i wanna biuld antigravity technology with 3d printers.
could you provide me with some money?for the printers and filaments.

Is it easy to get video of other rich scumbags raping children?

Why are you a complete dick?
Why doesn't your dick work?

Yes, it's funny because they exist already, but we thought it was too much to show it to the public.

X and xAI have shared interests. I’m the majority owner of both, so integration was... efficient.

I'm happy to answer more questions. Just a few minutes left!

When are you going to offer another free trial of FSD?? i'm too cheap to buy it.

Fuck you for ruining the night sky with all of those satellites. It pisses me off seeing a trail of them.
I don't care if rural folks don't have internet, they're prolly better off without it anyway.

post timestamp
if true kill yourself

also i saved alot of horse lives for free all while covid was happening i fucked off and spent it all with horses.
i'm not just a degen.
i did nice stuff for free for years.
like saving horses.

thanks musk daddy.
i knew you'd save me.
(adopt me)

sorry, wrong answer. Next time brush up on business basics before larping

tits or gtfo

he was tanking tesla with all his bs and probably got death messages from investors

How close are you to scrapping all built and in progress starship 2.5 hybrids and just going with the hardware designed from the ground up to function with raptor 3s? Would you prefer to see all that hardware burn in with zero telemetry data from a proper reentry just to see if you can fix the problem, or will you cut your losses and move onto the proper stuff so progress can be made and data gathered on reentry systems?

How do you get free horses? I thought they were expensive as fuck

master race spread my superior genes to every women btw

Based. Can I have a small loan of $1mil? Please? I want to escape this world, but can’t because I’m too poor. I work hard, but hard work doesn’t pay.

elon buy Anon Babble and give me ultimate admin powers to ban shills and glowniggers on sight

dare i say i'll do it for free

you will get over them

Should I buy bitcoin now?

You're not elon musk, you're a faggot larper.

If you are elon, you're still a faggot larping as a republican. lmao, homo

you are a low-functioning autistic spastic with no idea how the world works which is why you are stood over by jews and suck jew dick. i am the anon who told you months, maybe a year ago that i would personally burn your family alive because you are a stupid traitor. indians are genetic garbage scammers so please stop importing them, their qualifications are fake, they are laughing at you, they have destroyed many great american companies and i hope they destroy yours. but yours are not really yours, as you are just a front for the military industrial complex. you are not smart, you are also a fraud at gaming, you died on some tutorial level. everyone here hates you. plz k.y.s.

Hey Elon read the eternal Jew by henry ford and reflect on your previous response about the JQ. You need to figure your shit. Many do not until it is too late.

They are expensive as fuck to keep, so cunts are always giving them away.

theyre uusally on deaths door and i helped rehab them to make them healthy happy horses again.
then they get adopted for free.

How did you manage to fuck up so bad with that

There are 300y old people on benefits

When it turned out

Computers didn't read the data properly

It means

A) You know jack shit about computers

B) even so, 300 years just doesn't make sense (can't apply someone who's dead for 200+y) so you're like low IQ

i saved alot of horses lives when covid was happening.
i'm a g. i guess.

a brokey g.

i get it tho.
cant save a hoe.
only horse.

Yo if it's you for real could you give me like 100k? Is that too much? It's for my mom I swear
That's super cool

Can I marry your son? The gay one

The man that invented people dancing in a spandex suit.

How long until robot waifus?

I want a robot waifu on my lap right now talking sweet to me... telling me everything is going to be alright

Will you invest in my startup?

Do you sweat at night knowing that Todd Howard is underneath your bed ready to take your wallet?

AMA.

Sexbots available when?

checked and failed
no one with an IQ above 90 would say Indians are great

Hi Elon Musk. I'm dad.

Check please?

thanks. yeah it's awesome.
at the end of the day its between, me and the horses and the boss.

i saved 10 horses!
TEN
FOR FREE
each one took like over 100+ days
and 1 took a year

would you hire a mage? hypothetically speaking

Have you invented a SINGLE thing in you time on this mortal coil

Go be a nigger elsewhere

what's the best poe build?

You're my favorite African American, yous a real nigga Elon.

Why do you play shitty Diablo games, why not strategy like Warcraft, Starcraft, Stronghold etc? Single character games are boringly simple.

Nice, I'm sure the horses are thankful and happier. One time time I fed 2 starving mares some grass I took from behind my house at the time. The place where they were confined was basically out of food for them. Luckily a woman that lived near them noticed too and as I was intending to empty my backpack packed with grass I noticed her reaping grass and stuff from her property to give them something to eat.

nigger

When will you have more daughters?

Why cheat/acct share at PoE2?
PS youre not an Engineer

Btw can I get a free Starlink connection, my current one sux it drops paketz n shiet

You know the rules: tits or GTFO

theyre very intelligent noble animals and deserve much care and teamwork with a human to be fully acutalized.
they helped civilization and humanity for 10's of thousands of years.

also spaniards are excellent horse people.
the bond between humanity and horses runs very deep.
horses like having a human friend that cares about them.

some day people will need horses again and they will be all strong and patient and stoic waiting for that time again.

they're made for people. just like dogs are.

Elon how do I stop doing drugs and masturbating and playing video games and drinking alcohol and being fearful of social interaction and living at home

If legit, make a virtual reality program where you can act as a virtual representation of one of your tesla androids in real time, minutes, and hours ahead of real time, and have the real world robot do the task you did virtually shadowing your action.
This would enable you to build a virtual mars colony where you can crowd source gamers, or hired employees of course, to act within the virtual world to build a functional colony, as the robots perform whatever tasks simulated as effective several minutes after the fact when the radio signal reaches mars from earth. You could use this technology to prospect materials and industrially develop anywhere on earth with remote employees, and eventually the same on any celestial body, such as mars, the moon, mercury, etc.
As people do these tasks such as digging for ice, building marscrete foundations, setting up metallurgy and refining, deploying solar fields, you could train an AI on the human input to eventually take over and automate simple tasks.