This is Hitler now

in 2017, French forensic pathologist Philippe Charlier also found the dental remains in the Soviet archives, including teeth on part of a jawbone, to be in "perfect agreement" with X-rays taken of Hitler in 1944. Charlier used electron microscopy to examine the tartar, which contained only plant fibres, a detail consistent with Hitler's vegetarianism. In May 2018, the European Journal of Internal Medicine published a paper co-authored by Charlier and four other researchers, which concluded that these remains "cannot be a fake", citing their significant wear. No gunpowder residue was detected, indicating that Hitler did not die by a gunshot wound through the mouth,

So where is the DNA test?

So we can clone him

The real Hitlers are the frens we made along the way.

Soviets determined the skull belonged to a woman. Hitler was only vegan for a short period of time, as it made his health worse. He died of old age in south america.

My thoughts exactly

Is that some kind of early 20th century metal bridgework on the top set of teeth? Brutal.

youtu.be/_IKXjw2S81I

I can't imagine he would abandon everything he cared about and devoted his whole life to, just to live a few short years in some South American shithole while watching his country and life's work be destroyed as his health rapidly declined. Considering the transcripts from the last few days in the bunker it seems obvious he was intent on going down with the ship. Anyone who thinks he would run away like that fundamentally misunderstands him. When he said capitulation wasn't in his vocabulary and no power on earth could get him out of the chancellery alive, he meant it. He gambled everything on holding Berlin and his generals fucked him over.

a few short years

Try 30-40...idiot

kek
the next gta heist is out

This is the only thing that makes me doubt the fleeing to Brazil story. I feel like he must've either went out like Butch and Sundance or he blew a whole building when they rushed in for him and they don't want people to know he went out like a fucking hero so they covered it up.

If he was in Brazil until the 80's he would've started forming a new army for a counter strike.

his health wasn't rapidly declining, he was also going to start up again in south america. The kikes/freemasons/christians destroyed Germany to the point where they couldn't defend it.

go read the fbi hitler vault, or watch the show hunting hitler, or look up german colonies in south america.

and his generals fucked him over.

Yes yes Steiner's counter-attack will bring the situation under control, the Fuehrer is always right.

The rest of your post is true tho

grok analyze the image

Species Analysis:
The robust jaws, large molars, and overall morphology are characteristic of Homo habilis, an early human species (1.9–1.4 million years ago), often associated with Oldowan tools. The size and tooth wear patterns match Homo habilis fossils like those found in Olduvai Gorge (e.g., OH 7, the type specimen).

Alternative possibilities include Australopithecus (e.g., A. boisei, known for robust jaws) or early Homo erectus, but Homo habilis is the best fit due to the combination of jaw size, tooth morphology, and lack of extreme robusticity seen in Paranthropus species.

All four pieces exhibit similar features (robust jaws, large molars), suggesting they are likely from the same species: Homo habilis.

Step 2: Do They Belong to the Same Individual?
Similarities: All pieces are jawbones with comparable robusticity, tooth size, and wear patterns, suggesting they could be from the same species and possibly the same individual. The color and preservation state (black-and-white photo, similar staining) also support this.

Differences:
Pieces 1 (upper jaw) and 2–4 (lower jaws) cannot all belong to one individual, as a single individual has only one maxilla and one mandible.

Pieces 2, 3, and 4 (all mandibles) show slight variations in size, tooth wear, and fragmentation, indicating they likely belong to different individuals.

Conclusion: The pieces are likely from different individuals of the same species, Homo habilis, based on anatomical constraints (multiple mandibles) and minor morphological differences.

We (commies) will show you teeth

You will believe it's Hitler's

Did you find them in Antarctica or Argentina?

What if Hitler escaped in Die Glock and he exists outside of our concept of time for the moment?
EVER CONSIDER THAT ONE?
Didn't think so.
Punks.

I shall. This is my Roman Empire.

this, if at first you don’t succeed try try again

Assuming those are Adolf Hitler’s remains, that I doubt, they are solidly in the hands of globohomo and you aren’t going to obtain a sample easily. Furthermore, human cloning present its own difficulties, assuming you solved them (you didn’t), here is a plan.

You write a detailed research project where you explain that you are going to clone one hundreds copies of Hitler and dispatch them to one hundreds different families living in Africa. One of them will be kept in a secretive lab to be educated as a sissy.

The objective is to test if genetics or environment were the main drivers of Hitler life experience

Do we have Hitler's DNA?

2.0 plz

Rest in piss

Hitler never died. He's a secret society member. They staged WW2 to create the UN and trick people into accepting nukes as a real threat.
The entire world is a fake stage.

In the near future we are getting a fake asteroid impact, and a fake solar flare internet blackout.

His generals didn't fuck him, they arguably overdelivered and performed an insane feat rounding up entire soviet divisions in the early parts of Barbarossa. The problem is that they basically had an impossible task at hand. Too many soldiers to defeat, over too great a distance and with too much industrial backing.
All while german logistics where basically still stuck in WWI with a majority of their transports still going by horse, across a thousand kilometers of shitty dirt roads and constantly attacked by angry locals that could have been turned against the soviets but instead got Dirlegang'd

implying is dead

indicating that Hitler did not die by a gunshot wound through the mouth

no shit.
hitler supposedly bit down on the cyanide capsule as he shot himself in the temple.
which raises the question: was any cyanide residue found on the teeth? that would be the smoking gun.

he will out will you until he kills himself 1000 times out of 1000

*Argentina

Not Brazil, and where were these teeth found? How do we know they are legit?