a full page of instructions is needed to make Zelensky look like manlet.
Zelensky photography instructions
What a faggot, he ODs by June.
I'm over six feet tall and I think the human obsession with height is one of the most retarded hang ups our species has about anything
The obsession over height turns into a dick measuring contest real fast sometimes over the most retarded thing ever
yea but what if this was (you) the you would probably think differently.
That's because of that one meme that was being posted on here. Where he's stood at the front of the door beside Trump. Or the one with the mop lmao
More Russian propaganda. Poltards will be posting this for days now.
I don't think anyone really believes this is real, but Russian propaganda can be pretty funny
I would shoot all of those weird angles and say it was necessary because of Zelennsky's weird stature. There is just no way out of this shit...
photographing next to taller people is prohibited
There's no way this is real
The bar for helping your country in an invasion is your leader's height
KEK
source: zigger propaganda TG channel
Lol, lmao
Tiny Gay Jew loses to Giant Straight Russia God
How tall is he really?
The guy ain't much but doesn't he still tower over Putin?
They're all basically dwarves over there.
Yes very totally organic and heckin true!
The Press Service
Totally legit, how dare you insult Russian credibility?
it's completely believable because this faggot midget is obviously sensitive about his midgetness
LOOK AT THE LITTLE JEW GOBLIN
They're both 170 cm and both have used lifts to seem taller. So pathetic.
I've met Putin (at some distance), he wasn't 170 a decade ago and i doubt he has grown.
GG manlets
T O T A L
G Y P S Y
D E A T H
the midget rat is on another photography tour around the world begging for shekels
meanwhile civilians back in the jewkraine are still being snatched off the street and thrown into a trench
anything to keep the coke habit funded
It's fucking real, look at how the camera avoided including him the shot as much as possible.
Sincerely, The Press Service.
Kek. Chuds really are the most gullible people on the planet.
Coke ain't that expensive though.
kek if true
lmao even
one of the five eyes arrived
Morning, sars.
it's probably fake but I choose to believe it
So how tall is Elenskyy?
Press Service
It is real, nafo troon.
If you believe this is real, you are seriously retarded.
I'm over six feet tall
Why do you sound like a 5'10" namefag then?
They call themselves so.
Heightism is a scourge upon humanity, far worse than racism or sexism ever were.
There is nothing a man can do about his height. Yet we are judged on it constantly, in every context. A man can simply be at a party, and people will prefer to talk to the tall guy. Don't even get me started on job interviews, perceptions of competency, maturity, strength, leadership qualities, etc.
To be short is to be cursed.
Ever picture of him is meme-able. Just put him next to anyone, even a girl and he looks short.
But it's literally from the Press Service
Just be glad you weren't born in india.
I'm pretty sure this is because of picrel. I've never seen a more brutal mogging in my life. Look at his face, look at his lift shoes. Notice the way he placed his feet, he was probably afraid of being handshake raped by Trump (like that's his biggest problem). Trump is a bit mean for standing next to him all tall and shit, but it's still hilarious. What a brutal emasculation.
look at the little guy
he's ready to fight the whole war by himself in that jumpsuit
He doesn't want to look short because it further associates him with a historical Ukrainian mafia known to kidnap and threaten children on the grounds that they were midgets and couldn't work for a living like other people.
I'm basically six feet (5'9" 15/16ths) and I've never been self-conscious of my height. That gives off small dick energy and women pick up on that. With a pair if fashionable boots, I'm more confident than most tall men.
Excellent bait, leaf bro.
No this is real. We have verfied it hohol
They stick to it.
These guys don't need that.
I've met Putin (at some distance),
impressive. can you disclose in which occasion ?
Looks like chat gpt wrote that when entered a prompt "how to take pictures of short people to make them look not short?"
Trump didnt get the memo
He's such a weenie and everyone who sucks his dick over at /ugh/ all the time are weenies who suck his weenie.
Insecure manlets should never be president of any country.
most obvious russian propaganda award, fuck off
Post the real one
Every manlet hands these out
It has to suck when you're so small and so self-conscious that you have to give out press info like that. Life is hard enough without having to mask your small stature for the press. Here he is next to Tom Cruise (who is 5'7).
russian propaganda
source?
lmao
504804215
you already have an echo chamber on Anon Babble and reddit
you should be doing the fucking off
There's no way this is real
it would be, if only you had accepted the gospel of looksmaxxers
t.LL surgery haver
stature
lol, look at his shoes, they add about 3 to 4 inches
he's TINY
A TINY TEENY JEW
Funny how the al queda former terrorist has more sense to wear shoes and a suit
while the spoiled arab born into royalty still wears sandals and a fucking robe
1,70m
So roughly as tall as the average woman
this can't be real
because it isn't
still wears sandals and a fucking robe
and you wear basketball shoes indoors
whose the animal now?
Shooting from low angle (emphasizes short stature)
It's the exact opposite. You shoot from below, the subject looks taller because it looms over the viewer. You shoot from above, and it looks smaller because the viewer is now looming over the subject
Drumpf is Prussian, he doesn't have to wprry about having those southern midgetman dwarf genes
Lügenmärchen, he's 5'7 with lift shoes, maybe. Look at his pictures next to Trump and look at my picture with Tom Cruise who is actually 5'7. He should ask Robert DeNero for his lift shoe contract, the shoes he's wearing look like something a special needs kid would wear at school. It has the opposite effect, really unflattering.
Btw, why are so many stars, especially musicians and actors much smaller than the average person?
I wouldn't be surprised considering how bad this made him look
I’m tall and, in my experience, “short” guys tend to be a lot tougher than tall guys. I fought/trained from 14-28 and at almost every gym I frequented, the “small” guys regularly outshined the tall guys.
The press service
Nice, very legitimate!
I don't believe it's real but I'm going to spread it anyway because I think it's funny.
This are probably moscow monke's instruction. A lot of Zelensky's comedy routine is him laughing at his own lack of height.
Zelensky is so cute.