Which way, zoomer?

Best bet is ldo ike Russia, that army is the only place with decent shekels. Previous major wars almost always came after economic collapase of some sorts. This is so similar to the spanish flu, great depression and world wars

Even if you don't belong to one of the pacifist religions, the government finds it easier to process conscientious objectors who volunteer for alternative service than deal with the headaches involved in a trial and prison for draft dodging. The key is to be firm is your statements against violence, your willingness to participate in alternative service, and keeping out of the spotlight. The government doesn't want you giving ideas to others. It's best for all involved if they quietly send you off to a nursing home on an Indian reservation in the middle of nowhere so you can work as an orderly until the war is over.
If you make a big public stink about the draft, they will make a public example of you.

When did USA ever fight a war on the behalf of Israel?

Iraq?

That's why you make a bigger public example out of them. Imagine draft officers going into compton or chinatown to round up people. They would be dead within hours.

There will never be a draft in the United States again. Ragebait /thread

Don't worry, the economy will get so bad that you'll have no choice but to enlist!

Iraq was not a threat to Israel at the time
We didn't mind the invasion because it removed a potential threat, but it wasn't urgent

You're really scared that some chinks and Canadians won't buy our shit? Take a xanax.

Paul Wolfowitz famously detailed how America would destroy Libya, Syria, Iraq and Iran to improve the security situation of Israel.
It is not even a secret. It is an open NeoCon policy.

There is a third position

Your government was the one that supplied the weapons of mass destruction information that led directly to the war. The heads are government were screaming over and over again that Iraq was only weeks away from having a nuke. Now you do the same for Iran.

Nice try, Chaim
Im smarter than you :)
dougfeith.com/docs/Clean_Break.pdf

The false flag attacks on America tell a different story. The USS Liberty story even is in the (((opposition media))) that's shared in the algorithms on YouTube, lol. And x ofcourse.
The elite, some of whom larp as jews are pulling the plug on Israel soon. And its not some kind of wishful thinking. Its years of noticing

t. biggest welfare queen of goyim tech and funding

Everyone knows you ain’t white unless you die for israel

draft dodger prison

LMAO

vietnam draftees when they have to go to canada

if death is certain

if

I'm pretty sure it always has been.

It will really happen, won't it?

what are you going to do? arrest half of your working male population?
firstly all the niggers and spics will draft dodge first so... im just not going. hahaha. sorry. its just that im not going is all.

they can't call up a draft anymore in this multicult hellhole you stupid brown retard, they already figured that out in Vietnam when the country was a lot whiter

If you try this I will stab the draft officer in the throat.

t. ready to die in the middle east

I wonder what the swine means. Niggas better start eating kosher just in case :D

there's not going to be a war, whenever you press schizos on this, they mumble something about "buh my muafuggin chyna bix nood" with zero deeper understanding of how that would work.

Option 3, either be retarded / mentally ill or fake being retarded or mentally ill.

"Y-you'll totally due against us sandniggers despite pretty much every modern war ever being easily ten times as lethal for us as for our enemies!"

Rawr goes the toothless muslim, only capable of threatening the defenseless.

Peace was never an option.

I'll take Option C: Die fighting the Jews pressing you into service.

piss off, i got games to play.

It is now known that, during the Vietnam era, approximately 570,000 young men were classified as draft offenders, and approximately 210,000 were formally accused of draft violations; however, only 8,750 were convicted and only 3,250 were jailed.

You'll be fine :)

Not a bad idea lol. Afghanistan would be great too.

Chud prison would rule. It will be like a 4 year long Hitler themed sleepover.

There is no valid argument against this. Have at it. It's your only shot at dying with any dignity. Give them hell.

When did USA ever fight a war on the behalf of Israel?

LOL
kys kike

youtu.be/Dr7glaVzX9o?si=mJ8Ryl7cqxGGeF9H

It doesn't contradict what I said, did you even read it?

Prison is based. Free meals and accommodation, hang out with your bros, play cards, read books. I've been thinking of going desu this 9-5 shit is for the birds.

Alternative service

I'm not doing jack shit to help the military even indirectly. Me not being a comstant nuisance is my alternative service.

Draft dodger prison, please. No Palestinian has ever called me Mountain Nigger!

Prison. YOU DO NOT HAVE A
SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL ANONS
ON A MODERN BATTLEFIELD.
NEVER WILLINGLY SIGN UP ANONS.
you're signing your own death warrant.

glowniggers are collecting data for the sentiment predictions on if a draft would mean slavers get shot

400 Million guns. People often make fun of the YWDS sentiment. But try to conscript a person who refuses to go die for a foolish cause. They would fight to the bitter end to not go. Even if it means killing on both sides before being yeeted into a truck to be sent off to die in a meat grinder. No one wants that.

stock up a mini fridge full of dew with a horde of candy and hide in my room

Zoomers should stop being so gay
It is the reverse with zoomers
In every generation before them you were born straight and could potentially become gay.
With zoomers they're born gay and could potentially become straight
I feel bad for them honestly!

Shut up mountain NIGGER

Not saying that this wouldn't be the case (here and there), but Americans absolutely wouldn't gun chimp the recruiters en masse, there would probably be some isolated incidents where this is done, but not on a larger scale. It just goes against human nature. If push comes to shove, the majority of people will take the 20% chance of dying in a couple of months over the 100% chance of dying in a couple of minutes. It's like the "dig your own grave" trope in movies, people know that they will get shot, yet they still dig.

most sane option: die honorably shooting the kidnappers

Die in a gunfight with the draft officers or die droned at home on my couch going out in comfort and contributing nothing to your war.

Fuck you

all is takes is hearing about 1 martyr who goes through with it.
They fear those of us with nothing to lose.
Look at how fast behaviors like the 'chicken jockey' spread. Monkey See Monkey Do is true for all humans, but zoomers are easier to program because they steer towards defiant behavior thanks to their rigid compulsory schooling and helicopter parenting with their parents doing things like stalking their social media and getting their email passwords.

the only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion

-Albert Camus

This is the funniest post I have ever read on Anon Babble

You niggers really want to live in Vietnam or Afghanistan for potentially years until the war is over?

I would like to go to a country where I won't die from diarrhea if possible.

Just go to brazil then, just remember to pack a kevlar vest.

Because its true? look at those other posters seething but unable to produce any proof

proof

muh proofs

is common knowledge by so many by now

“There is no question whatsoever that Saddam is seeking, is working, is advancing towards to the development of nuclear weapons,” Netanyahu said in 2002 testimony to Congress. “Once Saddam has nuclear weapons, the terror network will have nuclear weapons,”

Not only did Netanyahu get the nuclear issue wrong — Saddam was not building a nuclear program after all — but he incorrectly predicted that the war would inspire an Iranian democratic uprising that would topple the theocratic regime.

“If you take out Saddam, Saddam’s regime, I guarantee you that it will have enormous positive reverberations on the region,” Netanyahu claimed. “And I think that people sitting right next door in Iran, young people, and many others, will say the time of such regimes, of such despots is gone.”

youtube.com/watch?v=fpQdg4D78Jc

The situation would have to be really, really bad for most people before they resort to killing recruiters. I mean bad in a "I have nothing to eat and no fucks to give" kind of way. As long as the basic needs are halfway met, you won't see the average person do that sort of thing. The Vietnam war was very unpopular, maybe there are some cases where someone just started blasting before they got picked up by a couple of military police, but I'm not familiar with them. I know that some people went to jail and many went to Canada, but that's not the same as shooting people. Solzhenitsyn Gulag Archipelago quote and so on.

Reminder, less than 2 pct of nam draft dodgers seen a cell. 100 pct were pardoned, just say no

You live in US you can live in the forest with right equipment none will bother finding you.

Third option The Global Hall Of Costs

Or putting them in prison for not letting you draft them

which way, zoomer?

lmao do you really fall for these fake videos?

every drafted infantry is de facto an enemy solider working undercover to sabotage your entire unit

now this is not a warning to the Elite, who already know this, and couldn't be more happy about it (the goal IS that you die) ... this is a warning to the goyim that betrays his fellow goy

I choose it to be real

So you willfully live by the programing of low effort propaganda? Got it.

Diaper force needs mercs because their diapers aren’t big enough

Wants the fight against the Ultimate Anti-Semites

Kek ok

if you have a better way to own the libs I'm all ears

you dont go to prison if you dont go with the officers. also you cant make me even if you tried :^)

what is it like still giving a fuck in 2025?

I don't deny that it was beneficial for USA to topple Saddam
But Israel had no intention to topple him or attack Iraq at all
So how is it a war on behalf of Israel?

Bro, you clearly give a fuck as well. Not being invested and despising the system that's fucking you over and being done with your life are two different things. Let's hope we both never get to the "no fucks left to give, for real" stage.

Your prime minister was begging for it with lies and you still don't see the issue. You really are a kike lol

I always thought this Hasbara approach is dumb, but it clearly works on most parts of the internet. It's less promising here where some people have a little bit of a clue, but I bet it works here as well. I bet some Israeli propaganda guys figured out that you're not going to get the high IQ, high information guys anyway, so you just repeat ridiculous stuff like that, it works well enough for the average, clueless retards.

Total Droofter death
Kill droofters, behead droofters, roundhouse kick a droofter into the concrete. Crucify filthy servicemen. Slamdunk the armyman into the trashcan. Play along and frag the drooft enforcers into gibs. Curbstomp a droofter using IEDs. Mailbomb drooft supporters. Decapitate droofters and use their headless bodies as warning signs. Shell droofters with improvised mortars. Boobytrap a droofter's kidnapping van. Mustard gas droofters. Delimb droofters and drown them in acid. Plant detonation collars on droofters and send them back to their masters. Kill servicemen with their own weapons. Provoke friendly fire amongst conscription officers.

third way: fake your death

He wasn't prime minister at the time
His party wasn't even the ruling party at the time

Why do you use a Hebrew word? are you Jewish?
Also didnt understand 2nd part of your message at all
I'm not speaking on the behalf of my government I'm an average citizen

you are arguing with a literal jew
that makes you a dumbass

arguing with a literal jew

There's no arguing. I'm studying it. This place is for entertainment anyway. There is no consensus here.

Yes, I'm local Balkan jew, Shalom. My name is Milorad Coinclipovich. I'm currently trying to subvert the local government while I'm building up a local porn production company. I wanted to buy the local school to open a refugee center, but the government didn't let me (bunch of antisemites, that's why I'm trying to subvert them). What are you doing, friend?

Since were playing hypotheticals.
Neither, kill every individual involved with such plans or die trying. Skin draft dodgers alive in public. Kill anybody interveening. Behead draft officers at my front door. Put their heads in their asses.
Put pike along the front yard and larp as vlad the impaler with people who attempt to make me fight kike wars.
Actively hunt tiny hats and uniformed individuals.
But this will never happen. Because OP is a faggot, posting fake faggot scenarios.
Theres no point at which we will involuntarilly serve the jew.
Nothing ever happens.