Antifa camp at my uni and i am dying to steal the flag. How do i go at this?
Antifa camp at my uni and i am dying to steal the flag. How do i go at this?
light tent on fire
Steal flag in chaos
Or
Walk up to homo antifa
Pretend to be friendly strike up a conversation
When nobody is looking grab it and run
Good luck and Godspeed
Don't bother they'll jack you up on theft charges, just go piss on them they won't mind and may even tip you.
just cut all the wires without saying a word then walk away
they're massive pussies they wont do shit to you
You'll get expelled for fucking with them so you might as well target an administrator. Better to attack the body of the hydra than one of it's many heads
weathers getting nice, about time for Palestine camps to appear at college
If you really want to piss them off just walk up and down recording all of their faces, maybe while shining a flashlight on them
You take a can of Pepsi and march towards them. Tell them that this is a very nice looking flag and do they mind if you wave it. They might hesitate and you just tell them that we are all comrades and should share it.
Take the flag, give them the Pepsi can so that they believe you that you are one of them and not some autistic Anon and then wave the flag in opposite direction. Look for the nearest corner and immediately run to the nearest bus station or nearest trash space
stealing is bad
They'll probably just run away if you talk to them in a stern voice.
This. Best way to deal with antifa camps is napalm. It’s pretty easy to make. Just google.
Just get your worthless degree retard
You wouldn’t be asking this if you were there with a valid purpose
Put on a mask. Check every 30 mins to 1 hour for an opening. Go up pretending to be Antifa by using gay dialect like "comrade" and "I support Palestine". As soon as you see an opening to take the flag, grab the flag and just run. Show us that you captured the flag.
pay some blue haired homeless landwhale $5 to run up to the camp and beg them for help because a Nazi White Republican is in the lieberry harrassing BiPocs. They should all leave in a hurry, then you waltz in and take flag..
Take your drone. Tape a firework sparkler on it and burn it
Molotov
He should also go in with black skin toner to make it more convincing. Complete the full gibsmedats flag so us autistic retards can get a good laugh at a flag WE took.
Ignore these retarded faggots. Giving them attention is what they want.
Go to local supermarket
Buy basic items to "donate"
Walk over with your donations be real friendly
Position near flag, grab and go
????
Profit
and drones, we need good webms man
He can become black for $8:
amazon.com
Just run up and grab it and run. How hard could that be?
Knowledgable chads in this thread
you should hijack that bluetooth speaker and blast nigga heil hitler instead
tell the administration they circled around you and started shoving you, and one of them spat on you just because you were jewish
Dont do it, you can mock them but just avoid that, it's never worth it, especially when dealing with people of this caliber
It would be better for him to dress up as an African because then he would have greater plausible deniability. Imagine if someone paints their self black and takes an Antifa flag. Would Antifa know he wasn't black or would they give in thinking he was black?
you should hijack that bluetooth speaker and blast nigga heil hitler instead
kek
Just start reciting this speech
Wait until dark and use a diversion if you have to. Bring a friend who can start some commotion.
You should be dying to set the tents on fire
tell em that andy ngo is around the corner
Take your drone. Tape a firework sparkler on it and burn it
great idea. You get creativity points, anon.
Setting the tents on fire is illegal though and you'd be expelled for that. You can persuade them by painting yourself black and using ebonics so they would willingly give you the flag. Would you be expelled if you took their flag while being transblack?
Why not take a high powered laser and burn their flag from a distance? Ain't gotta get close.
also find which department they are studying at and accuse them of plagiarism.
Sell everything and move to El Salvador.
I sunk your Battleship!
Replace their flag with an LGBTQ flag. They can't take their flag back with out being bigots.
Okay. Anon needs to get black makeup to be transblack, use ebonics, and get an LGBT flag to replace the Antifa flag with an LGBT flag. This seems to be a plan.
Carpet fresh bomb them. That area will improve in smell and maybe several of them will have a heart attack in the process.
Don't. Watching the jews pets turn on them is funny. Go over and strike up a conversation about how horrible Israel is and drop some red pills about U.S.S. Liberty, or AIPAC, or the time Israel sold U.S. nuclear secrets to China, or that time two jews sold nuclear secrets to the Russians, or that time Israel ran over a 20 year old American girl with a bulldozer, or Epstein being a Mossad front for blackmailing U.S. politicians, or Israeli art students planting explosives in the trade towers, or that time Israel shot and killed a U.S. journalist.
Drop a couple of smoke bombs and disappear into the night like a ninja.
Causally walk by and pretend to go into shock
Say you're cold
Suggest they cover you with the flag
They'll agree for symbolic reasons
Take off with it when they lay it on you
This isn't London Simulator where you can throw smoke bombs into a crowd of racially ambiguous creatures, commit to a knife dual, and run away into the night thinking you shanked a nunce because his nan didn't have a TV loicense, Jamal Hermsworth.
Discreetly let off a few stink bombs
You totally can. Drop them down wind so they obscure the camp, run in in the confusion with some scissors or a knife, cut it down and then fuck of before they even knew what hit them. If you really want to shit them up shout "GO GO GO" as you run off to make them think you are a SWAT team.
Let me guess. You're the Captain Price of Birmingham.
These are some students, not crack soldiers.
not crack soldiers
Are you sure they aren't on crack? That's news to me.
OK, cracked up possibly, but not soldiers.
This
Dress in black like you're one of them for anonymity and the approach
Get a couple friends to provide a distraction in the opposite view of the flag
They look like weak slobs
If you're moderately athletic, you shouldn't have trouble outrunning them by the time they notice
If you're in good shape, you could probably just jog past, snatch it, and escape without a distraction.
Say you're an influencer who wants to pose with the flag and help spread awareness of the cause then just bolt when they give it to you
Turn the golems
Even better
They are soldiers in their mind, probably contracted through George Soros or Palantir or the ADL.
Sure but I'll bet some smoke and firecrackers in the night plus a little acting will make them shit themselves hard.
Just rub shit all over yourself and say you're homeless. Then it's not illegal.
pride some other progressive flag and say you want to be the one who puts it up and whatnot because you are part of said group, then when you bring down the flag already up to put yours on, just gank the flag and leg it
The probably won't stay there at night because they don't want to be around the homeless.
Just rub shit all over yourself
I already recommended black makeup so anon can become transblack. I don't know why you would want to rub shit all over yourself since that would just make him look and smell Indian, which Antifa hates.
I'd walk over there and smooch the girl with the big nose, she can do better than these losers
Are u an international student at erasmus uni?
Par for the course. Tent protesters don't stay in their tents.
I'd give the tents and tarps to the local homeless.
Don't take the bait anon. Plus, it's no use picking on retards.
All right agent 47, you have two agents en route now, one African and one white. The African will mingle for a while to built trust, wanting to learn more about their ideology. The white will come later and ask about their ideology but slowly reveal he is a "Nazi", at least by their definition.
The white will go to the black and start a confrontation. First loud arguing then it gets physical. Yelling and shoving in a location best for the flag. That's when you strike. Make sure you previously scoped the flag mechanism. Now you bring it down and run.
Let's hope you and your two agents are good at running.
Making the Pepsi ad into a strategy
KEK
They read rules for radicals, not sun tzu
You both give them far too much credit. They read Reddit r/communism and actually believed it.
walk up and grab it you absolute pussy, no one there has the strength to resist
This anon has the right of it.
Get a distraction to divert attention, then get in there, cut the cord (one sharp knife should be good for this), take flag.
If you're running solo, try to be there at 4am. Most of the degenerates will have gone to sleep by then, if you're quiet you should be able to steal it unmolested.
This, i always did this with commies. Its fun
Challenge them to a game of Capture the Fag.
Just google
But I use Bing
This. IR laser.