But but but ….there’s plenty of fish in the sea

Loling

i don't get it
what makes him abnormal?

I found my current gf on tinder. Took a while tho, around 3 years of ugly unfuckable women. It's definitely hard but not impossible.

I have a huge social network of childhood best friends

Should also mention that my core group of 20-25 friends are all also single except 2 of them. Similar stats for wealth although they're all better looking than me. 1 of the 2 in a relationship just found out this week that his ol lady (bitchy accountant that made him upgrade lifestyle so he doesn't "look poor" and embarrass her) has been cheating for the last 4-5 years. This dude in particular is a PA making fantastic money, an objectively very handsome man, and a selfless, kind hearted person. He's got flaws like everybody but he's what I'd say is the embodiment of an ideal partner for a woman. If even he gets cheated on egregiously, what the fuck could I ever hope to get. I'm so jaded my brothers.

I married and impregnated a blonde Canadian. I'm a white American.

Hayden needs to put the fucking phone down and go to the club

You will only ever meet a woman worth knowing outside of dating apps.

Unironically go to church. Good women aren't on dating apps.

What kind of grown ass man takes a picture of themself?

One who wants some poontang. Would you agree to a date with a woman without seeing her first?

get a blog you faggot

if each swipe was 1 second that's 23 days worth of time on the app only to get nothing except maybe depressed

I've been going to church 20 years now. I'm very involved with the community. Hasn't panned out yet. Being untenably ugly is truly a curse. Appreciate the feedback though.
I already have a blog but it's for my local catholic community. I will not post personal baggage on my beloved community. Stay mad that some poor bastard vented online in a short post, faggot.

JUST BE YOURSELF BRO

Try taking your eyes off the phone and actuall start looking. Unless you're fat or a shitskin, you won't have too much trouble

Shit, I have been completely single and sexless for a year. I tried the apps for a week a while back and figured I was getting filtered out by the 6’ minimum so I deleted them. I don’t know what the issue is other than I’m only 5’10”. I’m fit from physical labor and trail running. I’m not bald. I’m not a shutin. I’m social. Either I’m completely oblivious to women’s dumbass signals or they simply aren’t attracted to me. I don’t think I’m ugly either, I don’t really know but I kinda go by the fact all the girlfriends I have had in the past have all been smoking hot. But now, nothing.

He shouldn't have skipped genetics day.

why is tinder still a thing when 99% of the males on the platform get no attention? Fake profiles like OF?

What part of US you in? Sounds like your town is just a shithole. On the west coast, for example, there are plenty of ugly faced dudes with extremely hot women. If all of what you say is true, you'd have no problem pulling a fine lady who is just genuinely down to start a meaningful relationship. What you do is meet women in a church, or an event, not a hookup app.
Don't wanna leave the farm? Fine.
You could also find some fine Asian or European. What matters most is finding a woman with the same values as you. Everything else will fall into place. Don't give up. I believe in you bro

This guy is in the bottom 80% that gets no pussy

This guy would be fine with a haircut shave lose 10lbs and practice not looking like a retard in the mirror for a half hour

1269 chats and only 1 date

Seems to me he's a terrible conversationalist, unless of course majority of those chats are with bots which I've heard has been an issue on tinder. Regardless it's a shame that he can't get laid. Too many young men are in his situation and this type of culture where young men can't find dates will be devastating for humanity in the longer run.

I know many disillusioned and lonely posters here on Anon Babble root for falling fertility rates, but this shit is going to affect you the most when you're old and decrepid and have no one left to take care of you.

This. Post pictures of you in a suit, with a nice car, wearing aviators, hanging out with friends at a bar or something, on top of a mountain or in front of some famous landmark, pic of dog, and you’re good to go. You want to project that you earn enough to travel, in a respectable job that doesn’t require them to clean mud off the porch, can provide luxury comfort, and that you’re responsible enough to keep something alive. There. You just improved your fuckability and percentage of matches by 35% minimum.

Or that most of the “conversations” are bots or ads

women dont care about what makes you happy

women only care about what will make them happy

they judge pictures accordingly

Haha faggot
Imagine relying on dating apps
Im ugly as fuck and have fucked over 50 girls and I've never even installed dating apps
He's also fat
Get lean you faggots

girls don't give a single fuck about abs
you're confusing girls with gay men

Every man looks more attractive when lean <15% bodyfat

good age

>electrician

steady income
'0
girls care

big dick

girls don't care

athletic from sports

girls don't care, as long as you're not too fat

lifting 10+ years

girls don't care, can even be a turnoff if you look like picrel

ugly face

subjective, people almost always hate the way they look, you're probably better looking than you know

dress decently, have a good hairstyle, be yourself -- and for some fucking reason girls really notice SHOES, so take care of that

He looks like a no personality, low-T beta male. Like if Reddit went fishing. He will eventually turn gay or fuck an obese, hideous troll woman who is in his league

bald

fat

reeks of fish

on a casual sex app

obviously it's not working

If you’re really that rich with assets and a social circle then you should easily be able to settle for a woman wanting a financial provider and stability. She will also be a plane Jane. You will have to settle. Ugly face genes like yours don’t deserve to mix and corrupt beautiful, healthy, attractive genes.

WHERE TO MEET WOMEN:

local special-interest meet-ups

(they have them for every interest imaginable from bird-watching to hobby lock-picking to hiking to Star Wars shit, literally everything)

Church

Libraries

STEM labs

and since you have a farm...

Agriculture Fairs (go outside your area, maybe meet new people)

Agriculture tech shows

2 million swipes in five years

I need my top mathematicians on this.

Sounds like you're standards are too high. You've got two options, find a ugly fat chick with a good personality or a disillusioned city roastie who is ready to settle down. There's lots of them hitting their late 20s after years of getting railed by chads and BBC who are looking for a beta provider.

I found a phone of a homeless drug addicted bum. He said on his texts that he just got out of a 1 month jail sentence.

Despite being homeless, somehow he has tons of Facebook friends with hot women and so many of them want him to "sleep over."

I see it all the time. Men who are literally street and tent homeless who have girlfriends. They got those girlfriends from their network of other homeless and trashy people. These aren't paragons of greatness, they aren't rich, and they aren't muscular.

I am a 5'3, italian manlet with a 8/10 face and i do okayish with the women on the dating apps. All things averaged im probably 6/10 and i get 1 date a month. This dude if fucking fat and ugly

Post from today: two sides of the same coin.

put the hair on the left on the guy on the right, and dress him like picrel and he's moved up several notches.
if he's also relaxed & funny, he's writing his own ticket with the ladies

If the gods want me to have a woman they'd have her delivered to my door since even they know that the only way to get one with self-respect is through pure luck.

at 5'3 the only women you attract are basically lesbians who dont get enough out of lesbian relationships lol

why are you giving advice

He is sexy, my kind of cub. A bit young tho. If he was gay I’d hang out with him but he is a bit young.

you've been psyop'd, lad
you need to think of how - probably through social media or this place

protect yourself: engage critical thinking from now on

Go to multiple churches in my area

There is literally nobody there between the ages of 20-60.

there are other places

If i am being honest its women who have had bad and abusive relationships with men. They are scared emotional. And want a guy they arent afraid of. And yes i have had lots of matches with women taller than me. They just want to be validated and respected and they dont care a whole lot about fish.

2 million swipes * 5 seconds per swipe = 115.7 days or 2778 hours. That's JUST swiping and not conversations.

captcha: KHVWR

Why would a stable and mature 30 year old MAN be on dating (FUCKING) apps? He's busy at work to support his family and, already, toddler.

These people are so lost. I can't believe we share public roads with them.

I can tell most of the reply to your post simply don't understand, I don't really blame them they are incapable of comprehending.
While I'm nowhere near established or socially appealing as you, I do completely understand where you are.
Certain people have a certain combination of ugliness and lack of charisma.
These people don't understand you're not even getting any opportunities whatsoever.
You're being truthful when you say that women with 3 bastard children don't even give you the time of day, because no woman will give you the time of day.
I'm probably a little bit older than you, and unfortunately I don't have any advice.
I hate to be a I really don't want to be a Debbie Downer but some guys are always perpetual bachelors regardless of what they want or what they have to offer.
You can follow every piece of garbage advice from every single one of these retards in this thread and it's not going to work out, and they'll never believe you they'll say that you fucked up some way because “it worked for me”
Dating apps are never going to work they hardly work for normies, it is absolutely never going to work for you.
Your only hope is people you interact with in person and pure happenstance and luck.

6'0

girls care

they really don't
you just have to be attractive, period
nothing else matters, at all

Fat

The most heard I've ever felt in my life. Thanks anon.

:(

I'll continue to do good for my community, and genuinely give all I have to be good to the people around me. I may never be happy myself but I can at least work hard to make the world a little bit better around me.

Caring about w*men in 2025

He has subtly proven he's willing to touch a vagina with a smile on his face.

This. 5'3 manlet here again. I flat out lied on my profile. Said i was 5'8. Got a date with a 5'7" girl. She said she immediately knew i lied but didnt care because i was cute and made her laugh.

She is my steady gf for 6 months now. Women dont know what they want

I respect that guy for not being completely demoralized. I tried the online dating thing and if you are a below average dude, you either become completely demoralized either you are a psycho or an autist.

Nah. Jannies need to delete woke pedo spam subjects and poo’s agony aunt subjects if they are 404’ing perfectly goid threads.
Not interested in hello magazine articles by asians.

He's on Tinder. That's the problem. Bitches are looking for dick and he isn't giving them that vibe. He's completely normal in the real world. I can make a tinder account and fuck a bunch of nastly whores I'll never talk to again, but what's the point? They won't be wives. It's a waste of fucking time for people who are just desperate for pussy. You sound like you are desperate for pussy. Nothing "alpha" about that lmao.
see above. you are obviously after the wrong type of women. just approach some irl. ones that aren't overly desirable. ones that don't seem like stuck up bitches. looks only go so far for men and women. worst that happens is that you get rejected. big shit, on to the next one. people are far too afraid to approach irl because dating apps have made it too easy, but the reality is that dating apps are mostly full of women looking for casual sex. thus, they all want the same few guys. also there are many things worth living for. plenty of people are in relationships that are completely toxic and hanging on by a thread, you just don't see it on the outside.

solid 8 physically

personality problems so severe they cancel out my good looks

Thanks God.

I've got 2 boats 5 times the size of that piece of shit boat. I have no trouble pulling pussy even with the wife onboard. I'm not ugly, I'm fit, and not being a poorfag helps.
Making a Bahamas run soon. Literally just going to get some food and come back. I can run damn near 60mph all the way there and back if I want.

You see this, how do you approach? What do you even say?

you're overthinking. that's what causes you to fail. just be yourself. if they don't like you, they aren't the one. they are almost always just as nervous as you unless they're a stuck up bitch who fucks a different guy every week.

Nigger, I’m asking you what do YOU say

That IS a fat trout he bagged. I'm jelly, trout is good eating.

dating thread

Right, right, anyhow, I'm waiting for my plug and play robo catgirl waifu, bioholes can fuck off, they're all equally worthless.

I ask her what she thinks about trannies and if she laughs instead of getting offended I ask her to exchange numbers.

Holy fuck 5'3, I might unironically just kill myself as a 6'2 guy. Or are you sea, ea, or india? Even there that's grim…

You need to be rich or need to have crazy game to score…

I was on dating apps less than you and made less money and I fucked 10 different women. You must be ugly. I'm shorter than you and don't lift.

Being untenably ugly is truly a curse

It's your cross to carry. Not everyone is blessed with beauty. Ugly people should accept that they're held to lower standards and don't experience the same hate that the beautiful experience. People feel bad for uglies and they resent and envy and the beautiful

Fish

Ick

I understood that joke

Lots of fat fucks got triggered by this post
Being fat is normal however, technically the lard balls who responded are right

boring dude showing his fish because he has a tiny penis. cant initiate a chat, turns down 800 women right away because he is a pussy.

you just cant help beta rats, may they find some leftover cheese in a ditch.

first thing post-wall roastie mentions is shekels

in her post expressing unrealistic standards, she then complains about male standards

It's all just one massive ouroboros of delusion. Where have all the good men™ gone, installment #2397852.

No one asked you ahmet

He's a perfectly healthy male, nice skin, healthy teeth, probably a 6.5/10.
He's good to breed.

LET HIM BREED

saaaar my opinion matters

Ok sandeep

That dude is swiping 1000x a day…

the top PUAs and Dating Coaches call online dating "Level negative 1"

you're not supposed to spend more than 2 to 3 hours a week on it AT MOST.
the rest of the time you need to be meeting girls in person you faggots

Women don't like to be reminded

It's easy because he swipes ok on nearly everyone.

PUAs are scam artists, barely one level above the jeets swindling old people out of their pensions.

He'd have better luck on grindr

One time my friends had my phone and they used my selfis and downloaded the grindr app. Got the phone back without knowing this and the next morning I was swarmed with dick pics and creepy pictures of men with AIDS. Very disturbing

anyway. Im just saying

I'm going to do it. I'm going to give them the answer they have been asking for all along.
There is one thing that has been keeping you lonely all these years. And there is a single thing you can do that will make all the difference in so many aspects of your life.

Wash your clothes in warm water (40°C+) and hang out to line dry immediately after the wash is complete or into the clothes dryer.

When you wash your clothes in cold water, or leave them there for a bit before hanging out or drying, they get a dank mouldy musty stank to them. You will smell this on professionals. You will smell this on fat incels who wear their cumrag shirts. But if you do this one simple trick they will not smell like this anymore.

And it is the single most important element in courtship of any kind for men.
People will treat you differently.

Just try it for a week and report back in a thread. It will literally turn your life around.

Women know this smell. They have biologically evolutionarily engineered noses to detect this scent. No matter how hard you try, no matter how successful or big dick energy you are. If you have this smell on you, they will instantly be able to tell you are a lazybones.

And the only thing that will fuck a lazybones is a desperate, sad woman who is also a lazybones.

Remember this men.

You don't even need to wear antiperspirant or deodorant if you do this (Indians do not redeem).

You can 10x your success if you can casually apply some cologne.

The trick for cologne is that it shouldn't be overpowering. A light spray on each wrist, then patted onto your neck. That's it. The only way a woman can get this scent is if she approaches you. Since you don't stank like mould, they will be intrigued and move closer. They will smell hints of bergamot, woodrose, vanillin, or perhaps darker woody tones like oak and cedar. They will be entranced and since the scent is light rather than overpowering, they need to get close to smell it.

What do you even say

Excuse me ma'am your nose is gigantic, are you Jewish?

Source?

Drugs anon, women love drugs.

He’s doing a camera angle thing to hide his gut but it makes his hairline look more fucked and worse, it makes him look like he might be a midget. Nobody outside of this board wants to spend a night with Warwick Davis.

Don't want to be a downer on you anon but there comes a point when those of us in your situation (me included) have to realize that "if it hasn't been happening up to that point ..."
It's not going to "suddenly inexplicably change"

when you wear the right clothes

if you have the right car/watch

if your biceps grow 1 inch more

whatever

In your situation I would (a) be careful because you're likely to attract some gold-digger psycho who will just want to divorce rape you and (b) consider the Thai waifu route that seems to be so much of a good alternative to traditional options that women politicians in countries like Spain and France are literally kvetching at the moment and trying to pass laws limiting the immigration of Thai women who marry the French/Spanish men that no French/Spanish women apparently want.

TL;DR: Either resign yourself to monk mode, or start passport-maxing.

Nothing the poster you are responding to is a woman

people are far too afraid to approach irl because dating apps have made it too easy,

This issue predates the apps hombre

but the reality is that dating apps are mostly full of women looking for casual sex.

That's *all* women, which is why they are all over the apps. You think these magical "less snooty" women aren't on these apps? LMFAO

hey do you wanna go out sometime?

Yep its that easy.
Then you have a shower and show up for the date

Hey I thought we'd go to (not shitty restaurant but not fanciest), does that work for you?

Don't just show up and ask her what she wants to do, you are the man you provide direction.

Dudes fuck up by trying to be funny and likeable right away but the whole point of a date is to treat them like your girlfriend/wife and see if it would work.

Second date, go do a thing together. Carnival, movie, whatever, and just treat her like she's already your girlfriend, if she's compatible it will work from there.

hey lets go on the whirly fuckin twirly thing, I love that one.

I'm glad you don't like carnival food either, look at all these fat fucks here lol

Third date, she makes you dinner at one of your homes.

Fourth date you propose, don't fuck around.

prey eyes

non-smile

ruddy flabby face

unmasculine facial hair

probably bald

trying to impress normie women with fish

looks to be around 5'8"

That is normal

but hes fat

Its america, 75% of the country is fat.

Why would tinder even give out stats? That's like shooting yourself in the foot.

on tinder for 5 years

i shut my account after 5 hours probably more than 5 years ago. what a retard

It sucks there's no guarantee of success, but keep trying is what I have to say.
The experience is pretty alien to most people, so they genuinely and generally are not capable of comprehending it.
The truth is being a good man, having a good job, being good with your family, being good with your community.
None of that actually matters when it comes to initially forming relationships with women.
Because in cases like ours those things don't even come into a possibility of being known, things are shut down before that even happens.
Hey it's just life for some of us.
I somehow despite all the odds have experienced love once in my life, and honestly that experience and her is the reason why I didn't kill myself or have thought of anything like that since then.
Women can feel lonely but they truly cannot comprehend loneliness like men can.
It's good that you have a drive
Find yourself a purpose something that's more than just pointless materialism, it helps greatly with the void of not being able to make a family of your own
I've taken a lot of solace in spending time with my grandparents, my grandmother passed away a couple of years ago and my grandfather is now 97.
I don't really bother with my community because I don't care about a bunch of Mexicans that don't care about me.
It's going to be rough when he passes

hey do you wanna go out sometime?

You skipped a lot of steps

It's going to be rough when he passes

Sorry to hear brother. Glad that you have the chance to be with him in the final years. Hope you end up okay.

Walk up to her

"Hey, wanna go out sometime?"

She says sure

Swap contact info

OR

She says no

Go away, wait for a new chick and then start at line 1

Its short and sweet and gets to the point. There is no magic pick up line and the longer you talk the more chance you have of blowing it. She will know right away by looking at you if she is interested and it doesn't really matter what you say.

If she commits to going on a date then you can talk to her about whatever and if you say something kind of retarded you will still have time to save it.

1) don’t put fucking glasses on a photo
2) go on a diet, or at the very least try making photos where one can see you’re fat

Kek. Get plastic surgery then you dumb fuck. if you're that well off you can afford it. Fix whatever is making you ugly. Lack of jawline, brow, nose, etc

Just go to a poor country and bag a woman. You can get her plastic surgery if needed.

he got labeled a bot for swiping. not like it wouldve mattered anyways ,hes a degenerate cuck and most likely a pedo