Has anybody else found themselves inexplicably submitting to Islam more and more recently?

Has anybody else found themselves inexplicably submitting to Islam more and more recently?

I was a muslim once but they kicked me out for not submitting to islam and told me to go kms

I find it strange that someone reading the Quran don't notice it is the Word of God.

quranenc.com/en/browse/english_saheeh

I'm not even Muslim.

hell the fuck no

Worship me!

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I've read it, and it reads like absolute dogshit. disjointed, literally badly copied Bible stories that end with such petals of wisdom like

oh btw you can sex your wife the night before fasting

and then reminding you "allah" is totally competent guise seriously every other chapter
worse religious book I've ever read, hands down

No, I'm not inbred, brown or retarded

Islam is the truth
The average arab is a goatfucking retard tho
Eventually the religion will be purified
the future is like dune

omg it'll be just like my jew movies

according to the religion itself, it's already "perfect" muslims don't like "innovators" in fact innovation is one the bigger sins in islam, right up there with shirk. sorry you won't be getting your le heccin' epic space bhuddo-islam religion.

Innovation (bidah) is current Islam, which is completely detached from its roots
Herbert was not a Jew
I'm just talking general aesthetics anyway

the arabic quran is best written book ever, you could probably get a christian arab to admit this, the bible in contrast is like a badly translated children stories book, i mean i guess the bible isn't taken as seriously as the quran so i guess it's not a fair comparison.
cope

Innovation (bidah) is current Islam, which is completely detached from its roots

the entire muslim world would disagree with that statement.
herbert may not have been but the producers of the newest movies definitely are
as for aesthetics personally i also find them bland and depressing but whatever floats your boat, all I'm saying is that with the current paradigm dune religion isn't going to happen. muslims would shed literal blood before that happens

Proving your point with an ideation of Islam painted by a white man, boy

Not true, Islam is broken into a million sects, wahhabis and their offspring and many branches of shia would agree with the thesis if not with the solution
I don't watch Hollywood movies

Yes I almost went to a local mosque to do the shahada but it wasn’t open and I took that as a sign to reinvestigate my faith as a Catholic. Christians need to stop being cucks and go on crusades or establish the inquisition again.

the arabic quran is best written book ever,

subjective personal opinion

you could probably get a christian arab to admit this

sure they probably don't want their head chopped off

mean i guess the bible isn't taken as seriously as the qura

most bible readers aren't chopping people's heads off because most bible readers don't fly into animalistic rage over material things like muslims do. if that's your metric of seriousness, that's sad.

Why you want to worship a pedo?

Islam

Retard it's visual represntation of arabic culture.

No I'm not brown and gay thankfully

How do I get a jawline like him?

Why does Muhammed look like a zesty Jesus?

the main islam currently practiced around the world is a form of sunni islam that relies on hadiths to go with their quran. you could debate what school of thought is dominate but that would still fall under the sunni umbrella some sunnis tolerate shia, some absolutely hate them. those other sects are absolutely a minority.

Suck lots of dicks like Muhammed

Dick sucking

I recently discovered that I am a 49th generation direct descendant of the Prophet Muhammad. Until then I had always thought I was Anglo. Now that I know my roots, ALLAHU AKBAR!

DOESN'T WORK I HAVE BEEN SUCKING DICK SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN AND I STILL HAVE A WEAK AND MEEK JAWLINE UNLIKE MILLENNIALS

No thanks, keep your abrahamic trash to yourself

subjective personal opinion.

No literally objectif factual truth, the quran is a million times better in term of writing than the bible, you can't read arabic so you just have to do with the translation instead.

sure they probably don't want their head chopped off

I don't get where this meme came from desu, the christians were much more violent and barbaric, i guess the religion has been dismanteled and domesticated by liberalism recently and now islam is seen as intolerant and outdated for refusing to join in on the new world religion and be raped by the greatest ideas humanity has to offer like homosexuality, zionism and feminism.
That's not muhammed peace be upon him, it's the shia portrait of ali, if you dig further deeper though it's the persian poet hafez shirazi known as le funny phrase "lisan-al ghaib"

Black and gay?

will be purified

kek this is your ummah majority

Submitting to a brownoid

Lmao

Aesthetics is the only thing that matters my guy look at that jawline!

you can't read arabic

lol ok trust me if I had a choice between hearing let's say, a Divine Liturgy in arabic or muslim arabic reading i'd pick the Divine Liturgy in arabic

I don't get where this meme came from desu

really nigga?
jihadwatch.org/

Bible preachers obviously don't believe in the shit they preach and the bible doesnt inspire any zeal at all. No one gets inspired reading ABC either

I've never seen any of these people, except one egyptian guy a long time ago.

that’s literally what christians do

Who cares what you think though? Every single woman in my family married as a virgin. What was your mother's body count? Bet it was more than my whole bloodlines combined. How do you cope with that?

inb4 your mum was more chaste than virgin Mary

and the bible doesnt inspire any zeal at all

caring about a book to the point of hurting others because of isn't religious zeal, that's wordly lust for a physical thing.

my mom was a devout Roman Catholic and didn't engage in premarital sex. I know it's shocking to realize that not all Christians are the yuppie evangelicals you people like to attack.

Do you believe society should abide by the word of god? yes or no.

Ok which other religion was nigger enough to

start 2 world wars

nuke civilians TWICE

bomb Cambodia and laos to shit

muh wmds in Iraq

Pic rel get got
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahajahaha. Sure suuuuuuuuuuuuure. Kek every single American on this website has chaste mothers.

he looks like he's in pain, but how can we help him? I can't just let him sit there and cry with you

If you read it, then you know it describers you and the others like you in the second chapter.

Ok which other religion was nigger enough to

none of those were started for the sake of Christendom you disingenuous pervert.

No literally objectif factual truth, the quran is a million times better in term of writing than the bible, you can't read arabic so you just have to do with the translation instead.

Uh, no. In fact, secular scholars who are fluent in Arabic have actually decried the arabic Quran for being garbled nonsense replete with grammatical errors. Muslims love to duck behind "le arabic" to cover up all the doctrinal and syntactical blunders of their shitty book, but it's hardly your saving grace.

“The Koran claims for itself that it is ‘mubeen,’ or ‘clear.’ But if you look at it, you will notice that every fifth sentence or so simply doesn’t make sense. Many Muslims—and Orientalists—will tell you otherwise, of course, but the fact is that a fifth of the Koranic text is just incomprehensible. This is what has caused the traditional anxiety regarding translation. If the Koran is not comprehensible—if it can’t even be understood in Arabic—then it’s not translatable. People fear that. And since the Koran claims repeatedly to be clear but obviously is not—as even speakers of Arabic will tell you—there is a contradiction. Something else must be going on.” (Gerd Puin, quoted by Toby Lester in “What Is the Koran?,” The Atlantic, January 1999; underline emphasis ours)

I don't get where this meme came from desu, the christians were much more violent and barbaric,

Lol, when? Don't even try to bring up the Crusades, either, dipshit. The companions of your own fucking prophet literally killed each other trying to inherit your demonic prophet's hegemony, whereas the companions of our Lord threw themselves into the lions den whilst remaining in perfect solidarity with each other. Christianity was founded by martyrs; Islam put martyrs to the sword, and subsequently raped their women.

reported to ICE, bye abdul

yea, i missed the part where I said i care about what it says

Literally had a fucking NIGGER bible. Fact is that you don't believe in God you believe in some Jew who died naked on a cross wearing sandals.

all of those wars were done for the sake of a human led government, regardless of the personal beliefs of the soliders who fought in them.
i'm sorry you find the idea of a God who loves you (yes you) so much He condescended to us and took on our flesh to be put somewhere we all deserve to be.

secular scholars who are fluent in Arabic have actually decried the arabic Quran for being garbled nonsense replete with grammatical errors

You mean those retardo SEETHING christcuck Arabs? They can only say that in front of people who don't understand a lick of Arabic. Otherwise go ahead lets see those grammatical errors.

Do you know that's demonic? When you eat the flesh of your god, drink his blood then shit him out.

cont.
to be so reprehensible

I read some surats of Quran and it was shit, it's basically succesive orders because allah has say so and only copypaste biblical content or deform some biblical stories. It also remind you that you will be tortured in hell if you don't obey, obey and obey.

You also need the tafsir to understand very short surats who said nothing of clear, which make that book uncomplete. Like the one about an elephant who kneel in front of meccah, you learn in the tafsir that the conflict started because an ethiopian king has build a chutch and arabs have shit inside it (yes no joke, the text said they have defecated), the ethiopian king was made so he take his army and decided to destroy arabs and meccah but his war elephant kneel in front of it because allah is so great, what kind of shitty retarded morality is this?

And then i've read hadiths from Bukhari and Muslim, it was absolute garbage with not any wisdom in it and countains the worst aspects of this religion which are codified as strict laws.

Christians don't believe the Eucharist gets consumed like normal food does. it becomes a part of you, it doesn't get processed like normal food does.

Oh you think Jesus was god? So do you eat the flesh of jesus? When you eat him what does he come out as?

Resorting to name calling lmao. That's a concession

eat the flesh of your god

ya allah, urdu....ya allah
kek

You can believe what you want, it's a fucking cracker and some of it is 100% coming out as waste. Do you want me to give you a lesson on how digestion works? Your belief means nothing when we know how these things work

WE ATE JESUS?!?! OH SHIT, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???

some christcuck made an article

Ok tell me something. Was your Jew god circumcised? If you ever get a hold of his holy foreskin, will you worship it?

Oh you think Jesus was god?

I don't think I know He is

So do you eat the flesh of jesus?

I haven't partaken in a while due to my own issues but yes I have consumed His Precious Body and Blood

When you eat him what does he come out as?

He doesn't exit the body His Blood goes into your blood and His Body becomes your flesh little by little

Resorting to name calling lmao. That's a concession

i was fixing my own mistake I was saying I'm sorry you find that idea reprehensible not calling you reprehensible in that instance.

Hadiths said that Muhammad had sex with Aisha when she was nine year old and the Quran tell us that Muhammad recognized pagan idols having the same godness as Allah, then the text try to cope telling us that it was Gabriel but Satan who tell Muhammad that lie.

And then in the biography of the prophet, we learn that Gabriel has strangled Muhammad when he appeared the first time, Muhammad was afraid and wanted to commit suicide and wasn't sure that he was really Gabriel.

All of this are official islamic lore and recognized. I have no confidence in a prophet where weird stuff like this happened.

tahara, tahoor, khitan

according to the quran? yes, by allah himself

uh oh

heehee

no because mohammed trusted only 4 men with the recital of the quran and after he died these 4 men were scared of fucking it up so that didn't recite it for 40 years and then realised that they need to recite it incase the text is lost and then when they did they each had a different version and each accused the other of corrupting the quran so they nearly went to civil war until a random guy called Uthman appeared out of nowhere and convinced them all to accept his own version of the quran and destroy all other copies - which means the quran we know of today was:

recited by an illiterate farmer turned warlord to a scholar who wrote it down for him

not written down anywhere else again for about 70 years

incorrectly recited by the four men who were meant to be trusted with it

re written by a literally who

all other copies were burned without being checked for authenticity

the quran today still has glaring inconsistencies such as there being two chapters claiming that god made the heavens and the earth in 7 days and then a later chapter stating he made the earth in 6 days and then the heavens in 2

there are dozens of inconsistencies like this which means the quran was definitely recited and transcribed incorrectly by Uthman

oh and did i mention how the quran promises pagan barbarians the right to literally kidnap and rape people if they do so under the pretense of Jihad and that if they do this they will get to have eternal sex with 40 virgins in the afterlife - can no one see that this is very clearly just a tool to convince the original pagan barbarians to join muhammads army and that this type of ethos is satanic in nature

doesn't matter if YOU think it's normal food and comes out as waste, I'm telling you it doesn't. It's literally His Body and Blood. you absorb it for lack of a better term you don't pass it out like normal food.

pakis are inbred subhumans who have no lessons to give to the free world, watch your gay porn in secret like all of your country.

Ok so if Jesus is god and bible is from god, tell me something. Lets say you have a virgin daughter and some nigger grabs her and violently rapes her till she bleeds. Then he badly beats her up. You find them and he throws 50 shekkkerooos at your face. What do you do next?

muhammad married aisha when she was 6
he raped her when she was 9
muslims will claim that back then "ageing was different" however in sharia law a family is not allowed to have their male and female children sleep in the same bed at the age of 10 - because it is recognised that this is the earliest age in which children hit puberty and become aware of the opposite sex - and sharia law predates the hadiths which give detail on the life of aisha

so the quran, hadith and sharia law state that muhammed raped a child

Nah, I’m not gay and Semitic

however in sharia law a family is not allowed to have their male and female children sleep in the same bed at the age of 10

No where does it say that. In any case you don't think the bible allows child marriage?

OT law meant for israelites in a certain situation doesn't apply to me.
personally, I'd probably kill him and beg for forgiveness later. I'd gladly accept whatever penance comes my way.
Alternatively I'd beat him to a pulp and call the police to handle the rest, and then shoot him as he walks out of the hearing.

False Jesus says that not a single iota of the law shall go before the heavens and the earth pass away. You follow Saul the manlet gargoyle kike liar subverter

the bible in contrast is like a badly translated children stories book,

but he quran says the bible is the previous revelation of allah. you insult allah

that's jewish law, my jeet little friend

Islam copied everything about Christianity but just changed up the names of the people and places. "copy my homework but don't make it obvious" type vibes

this saul?
kek you're not very good at this, jindahar

Yes when he used to go meet her at her house. This is before marriage. But in any case where does Jesus set an age of marriage?

as it's written

Where is it written? Even a broken clock is right twice a day LaMarion

it's ok that i keep faith with a pedophile warlord who is documented to rape children because the other religion i disagree with doesn't have a legal age of consent

this is the logic of the third world brown
also i don't give a shit what the bible says i am not religious

there's a difference between the capital L "Law" (God's commandments) and the various laws the israelites were subjected to be under prior to Jesus' Incarnation. Jesus is referring to the Law here. God's commandments never went away and Christians are expected to abide by them- all 10

but seriously, all jokes aside, do you think we could save the pakistani ummah if we just gave him money? I'm willing to do that if he stops crying

St. Paul talked about the old jewish customs "law" not the Law

Oh please. Where did Jesus say this law is abolished? He said whoever doesn't even follow the least of the law shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven.

Taint Saul the manlet Jew was the biggest subverter of the world. He called Jesus a curse and a sin.

why is the only book you have read 1500 years old

Alright so according to you is it ok to be a faggot and have fag marriage?

kek mashallah

building internet connections to your backwater shithole with the purposes of making money is the most regrettable thing capitalism has done

it's a complete non-starter if you don't understand the difference between the myriad laws jews had to perform in order to worship God properly because they couldn't follow the Ten Commandments and following the Ten Commandments as Jesus ordered. Unfortunately many religious jews were keeping the purity laws because they thought it made them righteous. The Apostles had to correct that.
The Law never went away, Jesus had to teach everybody how to follow it while He was on earth, since everybody failed at it. You can read the Gospels for yourself and see it in every parable He ever taught or when He told everyone that in order to fufill the commandments one must:
A) love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your mind, and all your soul
B)love your neighbor as yourself
if you can perfectly do those two things you fulfilled the Ten Commandments.

according to mohammed? absolutely!

Of course we can rely on an 85iq musrat roach to be completely impartial and objective in their analysis. Moron.

Nice answer. No wonder your women are absolute trash whores. What's your mother's body count? How do you deal with the fact that she brings home a new father for you every weekend? Disgusting.

So it's ok to be a homo?

Nope that's the bible actually and Abu Jafar isn't the prophet

oh, you don't follow sunnah? my fault, didn't know you were a shia? would you like al-Kaffi shia source regarding beardless young boys?

no it wouldn't, neither would being a drunkard (i'm telling on myself here) or an adulterer since all those things have you loving your own flesh instead of God, which would absolutely fail the first thing Jesus told us in saying

love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your mind and all your soul

m.youtube.com/@ChristianPrince1
here it is Christian Arabs proving islam is a total joke.

if you dont drink water from a sewer since all water is clean and dont belive 7 dates cure all poisons you are not Muslim.

white women are trash whores

pajeet travels across the world just to get the chance to look at one on a bus

this is why your entire male genetic phenotype is 5"5 and simultaneously skinny and fat, because women in your mudhole have not been allowed to select the most ideal mates for thousands of years due to the fact your people breed exclusively through gangrape and this has made your race a devolved version of what they could have been

Sunnah is from the prophet buddy. That's not Sunnah kek. Fail. First learn what the word Sunnah even means

According to who is it loving your flesh? If Jesus died for your sins then do whatever you want. Or what was the point of him dying? Also that goes against the bible, the concept of atonement. Even Jews cringe at that concept. The mangod Zeus savior

You're a Paki so your dad is probably your uncle and cousin too.

Even if you don't believe in Abrahamic faith, having it as guidance is always a benefit because it teaches you to stay modest where possible. Notice how religious countries don't have single mother epidemics, wide spread drug problems etc. LGBT, feminist etc movements get shut down fast. It's usually the western corrupt media who paint these as bad things and that religious counties are somehow backwards.

Imam al bukhari

not sunnah

kek

nope. I don't need to turn to animal fucking warmongers in order to understand that women are the jews of gender. this skydaddy shit is embarrassing

No lmfao, mudslimes are all about fake worship, it becomes so obvious that it's just people showing off rather than actual worship.

Ramadam is a perfect example

You're not allowed to eat during the day... this fasting is holy!

So let's sleep during the day and eat like pigs during the night

Allah got tricked mlg pro XDDdD

It's even worse with the Muslimas, they wear the hijab to show humility... and then proceed to take the virginity of every non-Muslim person in a 30 mile radius, but hey, they kept their hair hidden during the dick riding so halal i guess

He's not an Arab and he can't even read arabic properly. As a non Arab I am way more fluent than him

there's the seethe. So you didn't even deny the fact that your mother brings home niggers and pakis for the weekend who you have to awkwardly call fa-tha or however you say sad in your gay British accent KEK

Maybe you mean to say Hadith. Not all Hadith is Sunnah. Lmfaoooooo

I hate the Talmud

I think I’ll switch to Talmud: Extra Brown

Islam is the only religion compatible with right wing ideology. This is why Jews demonize it.

I know you're trying, but this is just embarrassing yourself at this point

If Jesus died for your sins then do whatever you want

that's not how it works, it's not a license to do what you want

Or what was the point of him dying?

to give human beings the chance to get back to Paradise

Also that goes against the bible, the concept of atonement

not it doesn't. also i'm not a sola scriptura type or one of those OSAS types

The jews literally used mudslimes as bioweapons and traded nigger slaves just like kikes did.

Even worse, if a nigger converts to pisslam, he has every right to rape white women who haven't converted, it's literally the most anti-white religion.

meant for

Sunnah is only related to the prophet only dumbass, the rest of the hadith about others aren't called Sunnah. You don't even know what the word means lol. Cute that you tried though but try again next time

you can hear by the dudes accent he is an arab and he chrushes other Arabs in debates.
He can obviously read Arabic cope and sethe paki liar.

Please mate, just stop, you're a Pakistani, mudslimes have literally nothing but contempt for you, you're just a border guard for them

Can someone explain how Jews (secretly not Semitic?) get away with the absolute mental gymnastics of calling true semites anti…Semite? What the fuck, what an accomplishment of propaganda

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Shalom

He didn't even die on the cross in the first place. When he got abducted by Satan and forced to go with him, he literally told him that nothing will happen to him and God will protect him from harm.

submitting to Islam

Is that the name of your Imam, bacha bazi boy?

Fuck no

Mohammed was a pedo who broke most of the 10 commandments

He's not an Arab and his accent isn't Arabic. And he doesn't read arabic fluently at all. I know I can read arabic you retard

all muslims will be al-zutted. it's the future muhammad devised for you and no one can take that from you

No ahmed. I think islam is more pathetic than ever before thanks to its nonstop defeats and cucking over the past year and a half.

No, just you retard.

When he got abducted by Satan and forced to go with him, he literally told him that nothing will happen to him

satan was misquoting scripture, something the demons love to do. Jesus replied to this with

it is written, do not not test the Lord your God

thia post should have been a quad 6

the quran says that Allah made the anus the size of a penis to fulfill sexual desires of Muslims.

the quran also says that if Allah was against anal sex then he would have made the anus the size of an earhole

Salim Yachmar Rashid 76:34
And didn't we say that we made the anus (place from where wind and feces fall) is the right size so other men can satisfy their manhood?

Inshallah Mutah 32:67
If we wanted, the anus would be as tight as a earhole, so no manhood would enter. Let the Kafirum (infidels) know, we, Allah, are between and bellow!

have the Al-Qur'an in front of me.

سليم يخمر رشيد ٧٦:٣٤
ألم نقل إنا جعلنا الدبر (مكان خروج الريح والغائط) بحجم مناسب ليشبع الرجال رجولتهم؟

إن شاء الله، سورة الموطأ ٣٢:٦٧

لو شئنا لكان الدبر ضيقًا كثقب الأذن، فلا يدخله رجول. وليعلم الكافرون، نحن يا الله

islam

racist or antisemitic

kek you're a jeet that uses arabic letters and recites a book in a language your entire country doesnt understand

inexplicably

I can expain. It was the script you were given.

Misquoting scripture just like Matthew when he purposely misquotes Isaiah to insert Jesus where he's not?

The Quran is not a book. It is a collection of SERMONS, transcriptions of sermons that Muhammed gave while other people wrote them down. You should read it like you would a speech..

And of course the claim is that Gabriel/God was speaking through the prophet, that he was channeling, and that these are gods direct words. No, the Quran says Jesus was a prophet and that there is scripture of him, but it is not God's direct words like the Quran is. Not even the Christians believe that. And it may be true that the original scripture of Jesus has been lost or distorted in the times before the council of Nicaea

what?

The jews view themselves as the only true semites (somehow) but the reality is they're the most inbred, evil semites you could find.

If you look at their history, kikes share a lot in common with gypsies

unwashed

demonic

hated by everyone

thieves

The only difference is that the kikes do this on a political scale while the gypsies just sneak shit from your local supermarket.

Arabs are extremely jealous of the jews for 2 main reasons:

The jews have uglier noses

The jews are everything the arabs want to be

You can tell the mudslimes are retarded by just looking at their sects like the druze in Syria

Imagine if the Christians let heresy run rampant without doing anything, that's what islam did. Shia'tes in Iran are literally insulting the prophet on daily basis and yet they're considered mudslimes for some retarded reason, the Sunnis are just Mohammed larpers who fuck up his retarded tradition (by accident) and the rest don't even obey the quran.

The Qarmatians are a living proof of this, they sacked the Mecca, changed worship from the C U B E to the fire (a Zoroastrian tradition) and took Mohammeds stone, threw it into the sea, and then pretended to have it (for ransome) and when it was "retaken" (it wasn't the real stone) all that was left of it was some pebbles inside a toilet (not even kidding)

You must understand Trinitarianism was at one point a minority belief among Jesus's followers. The majority of the Eastern Roman empire did not believe Jesus was god until Constantine canonized it. They had scriptures of their own that were left out of the Bible for not supporting Trinitarianism

Are you joking? If you study from a madrassa they teach Arabic.

Matthew 1:22-23

the quran says that Allah made the anus the size of a penis to fulfill sexual desires of Muslims

the quran also says that if Allah was against anal sex then he would have made the anus the size of an earhole

OP. Congratulations you are one of the gayest people alive for getting involved with this for no reason at all (We know why)

changed worship from the C U B E to the fire (a Zoroastrian tradition)

kek Persians getting their own back on the mudshits

I want to convert to Islam so bad so I can have the social pass to harm those who wronged me

The thing is, I don’t want to give up 70s and 80s music

the prophecy refers to a couple of things, it also tells how the God-man Jesus Christ will be born (of a Virgin, which He was) and that He would be God dwelling amongst His people once again, like He did when he abided in the Holy of Holies. nothing's being misquoted here. St. Matthew was a religious jew and fully understood what was meant by saying Jesus was "God with us"

Now that whole thing with the Qarmatians? Surely they're the devils themselves right? They committed the ULTIMATE sacrilegious act with no hope of redemption?

Well most mudslimes considered them honorable mudslimes... they say because their religion is forgiving, but the reality is they couldn't fight the Qarmatians with their pants full.

I can't fucking imagine the cope.

w-w-w-well they're fellow m-muslims!

T-t-this was allahs plan all along!

"The Quran says"

posts unverifiable hadiths as evidence

I could find you a billion weird sayings attributed to your mother. Doesn't mean she actually said it. That's not the Quran that's a hearsay

HOLY FUCK DID YOU JUST POST AN IMAM TOVIA VIDEO?! DID YOU REALLY JUST DO THAT?

you do realize that this rabbi's entire career was getting jews who converted to Christianity to renounce Christianity and revert back to judaism correct? to say this is a biased source would be an understatement.

Youll still get shot

Good luck

Paki rape baby spreading propaganda...

Fail

Yep that's a dead man right there

also leave it to a jew to seize every opportunity to screech that Mary wasn't a virgin. SAD!

How's he wrong? He's completely correct and you can check the tanakh for whatever he says yourself

Sahih al-Bukhari 3055
Narrated Ibn 'Umar:

Umar and a group of the companions of the Prophet (ﷺ) set out with the Prophet to Ibn Saiyad. He found him playing with some boys near the hillocks of Bani Maghala. Ibn Saiyad at that time was nearing his puberty. He did not notice (the Prophet's presence) till the Prophet (ﷺ) stroked him on the back with his hand and said, "Ibn Saiyad! Do you testify that I am Allah's Messenger (ﷺ)?" Ibn Saiyad looked at him and said, "I testify that you are the Apostle of the illiterates."

Then Ibn Saiyad asked the Prophet. "Do you testify that I am the apostle of Allah?" The Prophet (ﷺ) said to him, "I believe in Allah and His Apostles." Then the Prophet (ﷺ) said (to Ibn Saiyad). "What do you see?" Ibn Saiyad replied, "True people and false ones visit me."

No. Im not into nigger tier religions for animals thank you and goodbye.

you forgot about the part he had to run to malaysia (a muslim country) after getting kicked off of every judaic board for molesting his male students while teaching his after school torah classes

Why will I get shot?

What does turkey have to do with Islam? This is Christianity though

mashallah, breddeh, mashallah

There is no restriction on the blind, or the disabled, or the sick.1 Nor on yourselves if you eat from your homes,2 or the homes of your fathers, or your mothers, or your brothers, or your sisters, or your paternal uncles, or your paternal aunts, or your maternal uncles, or your maternal aunts, or from the homes in your trust, or ˹the homes of˺ your friends. There is no blame on you eating together or separately.

it probably sounds better in Arabic I guess

Wtfff

Yes

again, it's a biased rabbi giving his own take on the particular scripture. he has a vested interest in denying Jesus' divinity and that He was born of a Virgin so he will take every opportunity to do so.
also why are you a muslim, siding with a jew? isn't that haram?

Bibles, the original fake n gay

No but actually I've been returning to my Roman Catholic faith more and more so keep it up. Jesus Christ is King of Kings, Lord of Lords, the Word made flesh. Alleluia.

didn't know that but makes perfect sense. thanks for elucidating me. always wondered why he made all those videos simping for islam, turns out he was living in malaysia at the time KEK

kek that's retardation, not pumping little boys, as your prophet and bloodline, are enjoyers of

Anti abortion=pro nigger

Nigger lovers are enemies of america

I just asked you how he's wrong. He knows the Hebrew, you don't. I'd rather take the word of a Jew over the scripture. And even Jesus said to listen to everything the pharisees said. and there's nothing wrong with siding with a Jew when he's correct

nigger tier religions for animals

This isn't a Christianity thread.

indeed. israel even wants nothing to do with him. that says a lot

I love how you just found a random fuck off church to show your example while we have thousands of Quarn verses.

Seriously bro? Pebbles? Be better

You mean like Jesus?

Anti-abortion = Pro-slavery. If you only knew how much...

Ok so did Jesus have sex with these nuns?

you mean like Jesus?
you're horrible at this

I just asked you how he's wrong

i already told you, he's twisting it to fit his own understanding.

He knows the Hebrew, you don't

that's cool, I still don't recognize his opinion, he's not a teacher figure to me. don't know how your muhammed would feel about you listening to a jew but hey you do you.

wtf?

wikipedia

You'd best be joking you niggerish child fucking moon worshipper

Most of religions for animals but Judaism and Islam are actual nigger tier religion anyway if you need juden to give your life meaning you already lost.

Who else had naked young male youths fleeing bleeding from his sex dungeon?

Islam is just as unholy. None of these people are holy. It's all a front for psychopaths.

Imagine the smell.

You fucking new here or just retarded?

What has he twisted? He's completely right. Isaiah 7 isn't about Jesus it's about Israel

you mean after he was already arrested and taken away? kek

Ahmed it must be difficult for you to understand but we have these things called

context

Might wanna open your eyes next time

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Just appalled, that's all.

la, ana yahudi.

La Ilaha IlAllah Musa Rasul Allah.

Go back to reddıt

i read hadiths when i need a laugh

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I need you to stand up with the pakistani ulema right now in your house, and pledge to make the suffering end.
we can't spill anymore tears and we're all cried out

Why do you worship nigger dicks?

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Context huh? So according to the bible if a nigger raped your virgin daughter, and the nigger threw 50 shekkies at your face, would you marry her to him? Or is the bible a demonic retarded shit book?

the prophecy fits multiple figures...I've already said this
and it also applies to Jesus Christ, the rabbi is purposely denying that it fits Jesus AS WELL because surprise surprise, a pervert jew has to denigrate the Blessed Virgin

Dude no one cares. There isn't a thing you can do to defeat the Eucharist, just accept Jesus and partake he wants to know you and commune with you.

So did he like attractive women or little boys?

Make up your mind nigger

All religion is fake n gay

Sahih al-Bukhari 3055
Narrated Ibn 'Umar:

Umar and a group of the companions of the Prophet (ﷺ) set out with the Prophet to Ibn Saiyad. He found him playing with some boys near the hillocks of Bani Maghala. Ibn Saiyad at that time was nearing his puberty. He did not notice (the Prophet's presence) till the Prophet (ﷺ) stroked him on the back with his hand and said, "Ibn Saiyad! Do you testify that I am Allah's Messenger (ﷺ)?" Ibn Saiyad looked at him and said, "I testify that you are the Apostle of the illiterates."

Then Ibn Saiyad asked the Prophet. "Do you testify that I am the apostle of Allah?" The Prophet (ﷺ) said to him, "I believe in Allah and His Apostles." Then the Prophet (ﷺ) said (to Ibn Saiyad). "What do you see?" Ibn Saiyad replied, "True people and false ones visit me."

Isaiah doesn't say virgin at all. Matthew corrupts the text

Lol this nigger lover is in for a rude awakening

submitting

I think I found your problem. You're a faggot.

I've never gone there

La Ilaha IlAllah Musa Rasul Allah.

Funny because we believe this was the shahada in the times of musa, you should weight in on the debate going in here.

Obviously he couldn't attract women according to the bible. But he did have naked boys fleeing from him

I don't! Only Jesus :)

according to supreme sheikh rabbi tovia (allayhi sallam)?

Oh cool old testament? So you insulting your own religion?

Makes sense when you steal shit, you literally stole shit, not the good parts

Wat is this depraved moslem wojak called?

Show me the word virgin from the tanakh

Stop bullying me

the demons hate mentioning the Panagia and her purity

You'll see him soon. It will be brief.

Isn't this exhausting? Just stop.

Lolno

He was literally called the bridegroom you Mongoloid.

Jesus was stalked by women while Mohammed stalked women

Gigachad vs beta i guess

you're making the claim, show me?
and not from sheikh tovia (sallallahu allayhi wasallam).
for fucks sake, you're worse than a discord convert

It better not be brief

Here from zabur akhi:

يُخْبِرُ يَعْقُوبَ بِكَلِمَتِهِ، وَإِسْرَائِيلَ بِفَرَائِضِهِ وَأَحْكَامِهِ.
لَمْ يَصْنَعْ هكَذَا بِإِحْدَى الأُمَمِ، وَأَحْكَامُهُ لَمْ يَعْرِفُوهَا. هَلِّلُويَا.

they knew full well what the requirements for being a "maiden" was. it's a pervert jew denying chastity. ask this rabbi if it would be acceptable as per jewish law for his daughters to engage in premarital sex

Steal what? Fixed it for sure. You think Abraham used to pimp out his wife's for some shekkies and goodies?

I don't know but have another one

Racism isn't cool and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Thanks fren

I am an Islam enjoyer. I often listen to the Qur'an and imitate recitations of Yasir al-Dawsari and Muhammad al-Luhaydan (learned Arabic in the military, so I can understand most of it.)
I probably believe more hadiths than your average salafi.
I see men wearing gold rings and think "look at this faggot kafir"
I see monkeys and rats and believe they are actual transmutated jews.
I habitually evaluate whatever people say for shirk and kufr.
I avoid eating pork because it's najis.
I think Muhammad was a genius, seizing the opportunity to unite the Arabs and establish an empire within his lifetime with a simple idea.

But I don't believe in Islam. For the same reason I can't believe in christianity, i.e. the old testament jewish fairytales with the added ridiculousness of non-scriptural and secular stories like the seven sleepers of ephesus and the alexander romance elevated to not just inspired scripture but the literal word of God. also refuse to believe in the death penatly for apostasy, polygamy (believe it or not, degenerate and bad for society) and all of the other stupid baggage.

Basically, islam is mesmerizing medieval brainrot that appeals to lizard brain, and that is admirable because it's better at convincing idiots than christianity. But it can't stand up to any rational scrutiny.

Died an incel, beaten spat on DOMINATED by kikes. In his sandals naked. Imagine being such a bitch lmfaooooo

The way you pray was stolen from the Orthodox Christians
The architecture of the mosques also

The way you spin the cube was stolen from the kikes
The way you fuck your own daughters too

No Matthew made the claim and tovia literally quotes the scripture. I'm not making the effort to go roast you when a kike did it. Again.

!

MUDSLIME CONFIRMED JEWS HATED JESUS

MUDSLIME CONFIRMED JEWS HATED JESUS

MUDSLIME CONFIRMED JEWS HATED JESUS

MUDSLIME CONFIRMED JEWS HATED JESUS

a kike? tovia is your Imam. be nice.
now, back to the question at hand....show me.

Racism is cool and dont let anyone tell you otherwise.

Fixd that for ya muzzy niglet

What you worship was stolen from the Hindus (Trinity) and philo of Alexandria's logos philosophy

Matthew makes the claim, not me. You have to prove that it says virgin

Methinks the paki man doth protest too much. I pray Jesus visits you in your dreams tonight :) Amen

What you call racism is self defense. And you aren't going to bully us into not doing it anymore.

He took yours and mine's place out of pure unadulterated love for His creation. He bore all the torments we all deserve, and rightfully so, for our iniquities.

This moon worshipping rape baby sure is mad

so you're not going to back up your claim that you claimed your rabbi sheikh claimed?
that's weird. Anyways, show me.

Of course they did. Doesn't mean that god was such a pussy faggot bitch to get raped like that

Christians didn't have any contact with Shitndus

But you did though. For a long time, that's how the Sikhs came to be, the ultimate shitskin marriage between Pusslims and Shitndus

Test

Mia Khalifa peft you all projecting like wildfire

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Still brown

and again I'm telling you the rabbi is being utterly disingenuous with how he translates it. absolutely ever single religious person knows what was meant. again, ask any religious jew if premarital sex was/is permissible by jewish law. tovia knows full and hell well what he's doing here.

That sounds very creepy lol why do you want some guy to visit me in my dreams that's gay as fuck

Nah that's bullshit. Bible says no one can bear the sins of others

Testing testing

1234 niggers eat ass 5678

he comes and does this about once a month or so. his prophet gets burned to the ground using islamic sources (as you can see in the entire thread, he denies his own islamic sources and calls them stupid, and then at the end of the thread, he machine guns anti christian memes and refuses to respond to anyone.
kek it's always quite the show

Nah that's bullshit. Bible says no one can bear the sins of others

no human being could, God can and did

The logos is the word, which is the Torah, which HaKodosh Borchu had created eons before His creation of the Heavens and Earth. The philo of alexandria coomer stole it from Bani Israil.

Nah he's completely correct. It's not talking about virgin at all it's talking about a young woman. Christians love to pervert scripture. Every scripture they can get their hands on

Not just any guy, the Word Incarnate :) Amen

She's a Christian? How come you made such a fuss about ther then? Almost as if she wasn't when she did porn

Muslims love to fuck children

Especially boys

God didn't need to He could just forgive it. And God didn't squeeze out of a vagina as a Jew that's just retarded

ask him if it's permissible under jewish law for young women to engage in premarital sex, dude. he knows full and hell well what young woman/maiden means in the prophecy but he's purposely twisting it. hell email any rabbi worth his salt and ask the same question.

Nope, just you.

Do they say not to throw stones in muslimanity? I have no idea. Anyways

sura maryam

kek you mean the story your allah needed to steal to put in the quran for legitimacy

not after i got to know why is there different subdivision like Xia and Sunni and shit, your religion is stupid.

The Quran reminded me of Mao's Little Red Book, constant gaslighting and guilttripping to beleive this is "le Chosen Holy Book". Its just a lot more elequant.
If your IQ is at least like 115, you should get that "yeah Muhammed made this shit up lol" vibe constantly while you read it.
Still less evil than whatever most Jews worship though

This looks like my shul unironically

To the devil? No.

Reminds me of this fucking kek

Nope what he says makes absolute sense and having seen how christians pervert every scripture I'd rather take the word of a Jew over a christian any day of the week. There's no group more disingenuous than christians and they project on the kikes.

God didn't need to He could just forgive it

true, God can do whatever He wants to do. He's God, but that's not the way He ordained it to be. He's perfect in justice. humanity/the race of Adam fell into sin and in God's perfect justice that had to be rectified. no human being could so God had to step in.

And God didn't squeeze out of a vagina as a Jew that's just retarded

there was no pain in childbirth with the Virgin as all other women experience as a consequence of our fallen nature. it's not as crass as you put it.

The muslim gene pool is seriously inbred

Finding one with an iq over 110 is like winning the lottery lol

Literally nothing new about mudslimes teaming with kikes.

Congratulations, if you'd be this consistent with your arguments you'd have an point, you dick

I am beginning to see it too but frankly all 3 religions attract and elevate these types of people at the expense of the artists, the intellectuals, and builders. They are no good.

or you could just show us the verses instead of putting sheikh tovia penis in your mouth?

i get it, you prefer the words of some random jew over your own holy book, which oh by the WAY calls Mary a virgin that gave birth to Jesus. better hope your imam doesn't find out you're trusting tovia over muhammed, can't imagine that'd end well

No one believes this concept of original sin. It makes zero sense and even the Jews think you guys are retarded. And they are right.

At least they're monotheist. Unlike you 3 god worshippers and have a zombie vampire mangod

But it can't stand up to any rational scrutiny.

Ilm al kalam is a thing
I love my race and heritage much more than you love yours.

What you call racism is self defense.

im not talking about the westoid version of racism, i mean the skin color shouldn't be a factor in how we treat others beyond "i prefer living with the people who look like me".

No. A demonic religion for savage barbarian peoples.

jeet that uses arabic letters and recites a book in a language your entire country doesnt understand

totally logical paki dalits that converted to islam have low iq plus they are jets. So they never admit anything.

Can't blame him, Mohammed died because he ate meat from a goat offered by a small kikess, he accepted the gift AFTER killing her entire family, because of desert dweller IQ i guess.

And ofcourse he got lethal poisoning and was left crippled. He literally spent his last few days blaming the Christians for this (lol wut?)

And he even admitted to everything in his death bed, literally saying his way to Allah was "severed"

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See that's the disingenuous christian I'm talking about. Tovia is saying that Matthew misquotes Isaiah. He never even talks about Mary in this case at least. And neither am i

that pic

ask Jesus for help with your perversion my friend, there's also more than a few saints you ask for help with that as well. last (You) from me.

No, lmao. Absolute clowns. Russians actually win, I'd convert to Russian Orthodox instead. Russians will fuck up their enemies. Muslims will teamkill each other and let Israel take more muslim land.

waiting for the misquote, ibn urdu

Fuck that. I'm not willing to go to hell over some mangod that came from a vagina. That's literally how you go to hell

pic

They stole their shit from other people and slapped their brand name on it

like the story from sura maryam? kek

You cannot visit imaginary places

Then I am not "racist" but I am laser focused on Abrahamics and their alterior motives. The truly faithful people are useful idiots of the talmudists and unholy men.

Doesn't say that Jesus is god in the Quran dumbass.

pooHAMed looking zesty af lol, is wearing eyeliner one of the WHOREan's ayats?

I'm just curious it would be impossible for Allah to be born as a human man then? Because by your logic then there'd be more than one god? So in your theology there is something that Allah can't do?

but you admit to needing the rest of the story?
be honest, do you get burned like this irl?
I can only imagine you do.

Of course. Can your 3 gods stop existing? Can they come to the earth, take shahadah and become Muslim? Can your god make me his god, then let me judge him and send him to hell?

And that's the best argument cross lickers have. This guy thinks he's manifesting kek.

He was born from the breath of Allah

He was born from a virgin Mary

Mudslime says he wasn't the son of Allah.

Please man you're giving me an aneurism

This is literally 1+2+3 just put the pieces together

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What?

Unironic reddit atheist argument

Bruh this is why i hate religious debate threads

so you do admit you need the rest of the story?

I'm Roman Catholic

I announce the Talmud:

Onkelos then went and raised Balaam from the grave through necromancy. He said to him: Who is most important in that world where you are now? Balaam said to him: The Jewish people. Onkelos asked him: Should I then attach myself to them here in this world? Balaam said to him: You shall not seek their peace or their welfare all the days (see Deuteronomy 23:7). Onkelos said to him: What is the punishment of that man, a euphemism for Balaam himself, in the next world? Balaam said to him: He is cooked in boiling semen, as he caused Israel to engage in licentious behavior with the daughters of Moab.

Onkelos then went and raised Jesus the Nazarene from the grave through necromancy. Onkelos said to him: Who is most important in that world where you are now? Jesus said to him: The Jewish people. Onkelos asked him: Should I then attach myself to them in this world? Jesus said to him: Their welfare you shall seek, their misfortune you shall not seek, for anyone who touches them is regarded as if he were touching the apple of his eye (see Zechariah 2:12).

Onkelos said to him: What is the punishment of that man, a euphemism for Jesus himself, in the next world? Jesus said to him: He is punished with boiling excrement. As the Master said: Anyone who mocks the words of the Sages will be sentenced to boiling excrement. And this was his sin, as he mocked the words of the Sages. The Gemara comments: Come and see the difference between the sinners of Israel and the prophets of the nations of the world. As Balaam, who was a prophet, wished Israel harm, whereas Jesus the Nazarene, who was a Jewish sinner, sought their well-being.

Yeah god didn't bust a nut to create him, just like he didn't bust a nut to create adam, how retarded are you

Its going to be kino when most of the old boomer christ cucks die off

Christianity isnt compatable with right wing ideology

Allahu Akbar!
اللهم صل على محمد و آل محمد

It's a serious question in Islamic theology it is impossible for Allah to be born as a human man, correct? Because according to your logic arguing against the Trinity, Allah would invalidate himself by becoming two gods? Therefore he can't do that?

dont think so. why, did it stop worshipping jews or something? because thatd be cope.

But he had to breath into Mary's vagina? How does that work? Sounds like God impregnating her. Who says God has to bust a nut to have a son? Is your god not capable of that?

Doesn't say vagina anywhere. But still waiting for an answer from a cross licker. If your god can do anything at all, can he become shit on the floor? Love how the christcucks are running

farjiha

man you really can't speak Arabic can you?

You never really answered my question Pakibro. What would happen to Islam if Allah decided to be born and live a human life?

Contradiction. A limitless self subsisting entity cannot become a limited dependent being and still be the same

limited

can't have a son, can't enter the bathroom, can't come into his creation, so on and so forth

Okay, it's fine if that's your position but technically you're admitting you believe Allah can not become a man and live a human life, correct?

Btw it's a sin to try to rationally understand the Trinity. It's beyond reason.

Nigger lover, just stop

You cannot have an actual conversation with subhuman brainwashed 3rd world camel fuckers

وَمَرْيَمَ ٱبْنَتَ عِمْرَٰنَ ٱلَّتِىٓ أَحْصَنَتْ فَرْجَهَا فَنَفَخْنَا فِيهِ مِن رُّوحِنَا وَصَدَّقَتْ بِكَلِمَـٰتِ رَبِّهَا وَكُتُبِهِۦ وَكَانَتْ مِنَ ٱلْقَـٰنِتِينَ ١٢

Here it says farj and Allahu Akbar's breathing his ru7 up in there

Hey!

Save you brainwashed propaganda for elsewhere

Nigger lovers are not welcome here

That's really not very nice :(

You really must be new...

farj

give the paki a second, he's googling
he didn't know it was even there

I wish

There was no discussion of God breathing into Mary's vagina. He just asked her if she wanted this baby and boom she was pregnant. No weird vagina breathing for the immaculate conception.

I like Islam a lot. I am White American with a large black beard. I'm a real warrior, so I love the warrior religion. I admire that Muslims fight against the jew very well. Also historical friendship of Germany and the Palestinians. You guys are cool in my book, I have also been to Mosque one time.

Islam is the best religion.

All Americans should convert to Islam. We are already circumcised. We also need sharia to take women's rights.

Americans are 90% circumcised. Please help make America a Muslim country.
All real American men support Islam, we need it to control the women and stop feminism.
The jews already cut our dicks, we have to flip the script on the jews now

We also need the Muslim banks that do not charge usury or interest.

Abrahamutt crash-out speedrun

Do not make Europe Muslim. Europe should be Europe.
But America should be Islamic

Thinking about strangers cocks is very gay

How stereotypicall muslim of you

You're a literal brown pajeet streetshit.
White Islam is based.
America will soon be Islam Number 1 like Afghanistan but better

NOTICE how the gay ass pajeets hate Islam so much, so do jews, and feminist cunts.
Be a Muslim, be based.
Make America Muslim

When Napoleon thought of making his army Muslim he said, 'I can't because we are not circumcised'
In USA we are all circumcised.
Let's go full Islam Sharia

Lmao no

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LOVE ISLAM LOVE HITLER

Even if you are Christian.
In this Holy War against jews.
We will have Muslim allies.

Well this thread was fucking amazing kek

It's a real pajeet seethe fest.

I'm talking about the Islamic story.

وَمَرْيَمَ ٱبْنَتَ عِمْرَٰنَ ٱلَّتِىٓ أَحْصَنَتْ فَرْجَهَا فَنَفَخْنَا فِيهِ مِن رُّوحِنَا وَصَدَّقَتْ

And Maryam, daughter of 'Imran, who guarded her pussy, so we blew [some] of our spirit into it

t. Allah

It actually makes me question why Allah chose that approach. Did Mary reject his advances so he resorted to blowing?

Islam used to tolerate jews.
But now modern Islam does not tolerate jews at all.

Kind of Like Martin Luther and Protestantism.
THE JEWS WANT TO DESTROY ISLAM AND LUTHERANISM

Eat shit, goatfucker

The fuck

Why you responding to yourself?

The end of the jews is near. Make sure to drive the nails into their coffins and prolong their suffering for as long as you wish.

truly was lol many keks were had

Because I am telling the people that read this thread that Islam is cool.