Brit/pol - calvin edish

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Gentlemen

midday and no tasks left to do, yep, the wfh wagie life, going to do incline bench press then eat 8 eggs on the clock then have a nice long shower

3/10 effort bake anon.

Funny way of saying you're spending the next few hours wanking lad

Nije is gonna make you go into the office again, though.

not really in the mood for a tug, if I was I would but just checked gif and its all very very dire on there, not 1 good thread.

what's your reason for not leaving this shithole nightmare island and moving anywhere else?

Is that Bubbles from The Wire?

nope, labour controlled area this, under queers regime I am allowed to effectively neet.

I'll be living on a boat me

after falling off the toilet

Should have euthanised him on the spot. Falling off the toilet should put a person at the top of the assisted dying list.

I don't have a career I can just copy+paste to another land. Plus my parents are still with us, thank God. One day I'll probably fuck off though.

Father Cauldron YouTube channel when?

We shall not be moved

Your hair did

"and go where?"

"I-I-I don't know! just somewhere!"

There is nowhere left to run to. Man must draw and line and make his stand.

When the 3rd world dross take over and turn it into an even bigger shitheap, I'm going to stick around and be the massive pain in the arse that prevents them from having the shitheap they want (just like they're currently doing to us).
What goes around, comes around.

Crow v. jackdaw race war outside my house is still ongoing lads.

If they're happy to keep taking him back, wouldn't it be better to provide him with some home help until he's fully recovered? I don't understand why allowing him back to take up space is the better option.

Black on black violence, smdh, when will it end?

You need to bring both sides to the table and negotiate a ceasefire.

I signed the social contract. It says you can be even more racist the older you get.

fug

British men may be enjoying a 'summer penis' thanks to warmer weather but doctors warn that as the mercury rises so too does risk of erectile dysfunction.

Summer penis is a term given to the phenomenon where men find their manhood swells in size as the temperature climbs.

This is a simple biological reaction to the heat with blood vessels in the member expanding instinctively to help cool the body.

As a result, this can make the penis seem slightly larger or fuller than normal.

winter vagina syndrome

summer penis syndrome

autumn anus syndrome next?

Needs to arm both sides

I get a lot of gulls attacking pigeons in my area. Saw a few of them rip a pigeon to pieces on my street once.

more child rape victims in the uk than alleged jewish victims of ww2

fact

wouldn't it be better to provide him with some home help until he's fully recovered?

That's the problem. They know a guy like that will never be fully recovered, so he's going to be a permanent drain on resources.
By keeping him in hospital, they are massively increasing the chances of some medical cockup offing him and saving the taxpayer a shitton of money. Which can then be spent on importing more 3rd world nurses to combat whatever DEI related troonfuckery caused his death.

Climate change has gone too far this time, panic, NOW!

When it's gets to a tipping point they'll drag you out of your hovel and murder you. Already done it in South Africa

I'll tell them that the colour of our feathers doesn't matter and we're all the same underneath our plumage.

thai prozzies love you long time for very cheap cooooor 150 for a shag

Need to send in a Boriswave Niggerian nurse with a fake degree and her handle him

DIM
THE
SUN
NOW

hoeflation.
Used to get a gam for a gram.

What if mandem isn't reppin the same postcode?

their manhood swells in size as the temperature climbs.

No, that's just seeing all the ladies walking around in skimpy clothing.

smdh, even the wog nurses aren't killing people showing them disrespect, competency crisis across the board

Waiting for the big lottery win tonight. Then it's about two week of frenetic activity to dissapear completely from public life.
Not saying where im going, but one of the first things I'm doing is buying two euro jet-cards for £250k each, one i'm donating to a kids with cancer charity for the kids and their families and the other is for me, no more fucking around with layovers, every flight will be direct, bliss.

drag you out of your hovel

Good luck with that. My boobytraps have boobytraps on their boobytraps.

burger ere
'ove me some calvin
'ove me some lotus eaters
simple as

me name blessing, i be yo pilot for de day

wat do?

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I very seriously looked at this 5 years ago. Then COVID happened and boat prices almost doubled. They're down a bit now, but CRT funding got cut so license costs have increased, plus the decay of society means more problems with yoofs. Btw. I took this original pic while I was looking into boat life. It's on the grand union in Milton Keynes.

don't let the terrorists win

warframe is pure comfy

I'm going to start a charity for them, OneWing, to support the injured ones. But secretly only support my favourite ones. And lie about it.

'ove

You fucking retard.

>British men may be enjoying a 'summer penis' thanks to warmer weather but doctors warn that as the mercury rises so too does risk of erectile dysfunction.

im confused, are they somehow saying that summer willy leads to erectile dysfunction? tf, I literally posted about this a few days ago saying I was having a really good willy and ballsack day, proper hanging low lol

If only someone brought this up in PMQs

Budget justification.

mens willies get bigger in summer

DIM IT
DIM THE SUN
DIM IT NOW

does a hecking ablism

OY YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT HATE SPEECH!?

Book Timmy a holiday

climate change is adversely affecting transwomens erections

reckon she'll give me a lap dance in a school girl outfit and then suck my cock?

Fuck off Carlos

Shittin' 'eck.

Define illegal and immigrant in this context.

i'll try get some pictures and post them tomorrow idk if she would be ok with me taking pictures

Making a new Basedjak edit.

I'll set up a new tree for them to play ping pong in

People who insult Israel

wat do?

Don't bother. Make frogs, instead.

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BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer confirms at a news conference with the Albanian prime minister that the government is "in talks with a number of countries about return hubs" abroad for migrants awaiting deportation

Still repeating the "strangers" line. Only news team he brought: GB News. He's a fucking fascist

HEIL STARMER, HEIL OUR PEOPLE, HEIL VICTORY!!!

PhD in Human Rights, social movements, austerity and neoliberalism | trying to YouTube | All my links linktr.ee/johntheduncan

he/him

Finished for the week at last. Might fall off toilet and have a short holiday in my local hospital. Might not. Haven't decided yet

Fren <3

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the same anon

Lujan" is from the timeline where the azog-propaganda "worked" and 'right wing conservative white men" fell for

'were le REAL nazi'

meme, and were whipped into 'Toby Keith: put a boot in your ass, its the American way" tier frenzy a-la 9/11
and an army of 100,000 deadly ultranationalist white-males, crashed the recruitment offices for their ticket to drink Russian blood in europe
in *this* world, Lujan or another "psy-opstress" like her
would probably even get "kills" in the war, as 'sniper', a drone operator, or something

see: "Natalia Fadeev- IDF" for further evidence

this did not happen, and infact the opposite did,
and the only faggot warmongers they could draw from were legit trannies on reddit, the mentally-ill discorders and
"muh Russia/China/Iran (((my enemy)))" absolute vet-retards who guzzle neo-con desantis/nikki haley neocon adjacent propaganda like cum

tl:dr
"Lujan" is ammo for a weapon that cannot be used, one that was rendered impotent, irrelevant and functionally obsolete, before it ever saw 'combat'.
its a figment of an alternate universe that was thankfully avoided
its the "Form factor" that is the problem here
it was too obtuse
too rediculous
too "meta"
too focus-grouped to have ever worked

the geiger meter maxes when it even gets near it

What are "they" hiding

shart holiday

At least make it something original like leaving your hand in the blender while you check the switches with the other.

What aren't "they" hiding?

Shame he won't come out and admit they blocked Rwanda out of pure spite.

posts victim of MK Ultra mind control

Shut it Malachai

put something mad up your bum then claim you sat or fell on it

I used to get weed off a lad called Mufasa

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“I find it really hard to get into the mind of the average Reform voter - I don’t know why they vote Reform…”

Baroness Jones of the Green Party discusses whether Nigel Farage’s party will be impacted by new criticism from Rupert Lowe.

Crusty old luvvie boomers with proudly no theory of mind are genuinely a huge part of what's crippling the country, clearly not cut out for politics and instead need to do gardening or just die

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>the same anon

quick use 4plebs to tell us who did 911.
or even better, stop working for them

Probably some human rights bullshit. Rwanda is where the Southport nutter came from. They have a history of machette-ing people they don't want around any more.
It need to be somewhere safe for the illegal invaders to go, so the little darlings don't get hurty wurty.

the geiger meter maxes when it even gets near it

if you weren't an autistic idiot you'd see the humor in using her to expose government crimes like 911.

Not bald, but I left ages ago, because I don't like the shitty weather.

Shut it Malachai

lol
lmao

I knew someone called Malachai. He was a homosexual

Had a Jamal and his sidekick Junior punting weed out the back of the mosque at my bit.

I used to get weed off a lad called Mufasa

DEPORT THIS TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER RIGHT MEOW

tbf the plan was genuinely crap, the only good thing would maybe it would have broken the taboo for something more robust in the future

book a thai prozzie lad

It's not Caturday yet though D:

So this cunt faked another fall?

Crabs in the bucket.

go on rKeir

reminds of Welsh valley girls in the summer who are "between rugby teams" looking for a quickie on a girls night out, bonus points if you can do a few repairs around the council house, might get another shag while the kids are in school.

why would you vote anything but red or blue?

Between rugby teams or under them from the sounds of it.

Boats look kind of appealing but at the end of the day it's going to be even smaller than the apartment I have just now.
It's in a part of town with loads of old people so no problematic yoofs.

So it would seem. Don't think he made a week before staging another fall

How do you fall off a fucking toilet?
Also:

imagine the smell

This shit is why you don't become a paramedic.

Coom Rhonds in the Valleys

Yes, you beat up other men for 80 minutes a week in a rugby match, drink 6 pints and then maybe batter another bloke(s) for 10 mins on a friday and saturday night?
Guarenteed pussy, every week.
If a bird wants to shag you they'll come up and tell you to stop drinking (no limp dick thanks) if no bird comes up to you you can safetly get bladdered, win win.
Good times. I miss it all.

I'd watch this

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What position did you play?
Flanker here.

They already fudge the figures downwards on that, by treating all the various ways of spelling it separately.
Mohamed,
Muhamed,
Muhamad,
etc...

to the death

against dole scroungers

I'd pay good money to watch that

What did people on pensions ever do to you ?

Anyone here fuck a hooker?
Was it worth it?

Hookers are big lads

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Not anymore

My wife and I nearly shagged a hooker in Amsterdam together but didn't go with it.
She bought me a lap dance in a strip club though for 35 euros.
She enjoyed picking a girl with the biggest tits, kek.

And at the end they still don't get it and are deported.
Stories like this must be put out to distract the fact that Trump's deportation figures just aren't that impressive

I don't watch UK rugby all that much since it's not on often here but largely NRL in Straya and USA :D

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TAIWAN PREPARES TO SHUT LAST NUCLEAR REACTOR

This is the Maanshan nuclear power plant, which will shut on Saturday — the 6th closure since 2018

Each shuttered reactor adds ~$500 million in annual LNG import costs, and raises energy security risks as power demand rises

After what happened to the Ukraine? And were supposed to blank cheque defend these chinks? Yeah fuck that noise, let the other chinks take them over already

They wouldn't naturally venture inland, but the UK seas are so over fished they now have to.

things that didnt happen

peak incel post

BEEP BEEP

PULL UP PULL UP

BEEP BEEP

ayo dis white ass plane be muhfuggin raycis nSHEEEEEEIT

I don't understand why we need permission to send the buggers back. No country asked our permission to send them here. Just dump them all in Israel and be done with it.

She used to hang around with rMicky J quite a bit. In one of her earlier live performance of oops I did it agen she does a mid song breakdown interlude freak out dance, which includes putting her hand on her head and ass and waving her fingers round like a cockrel as she does a freak out. I bet rMicky suggested that so she can set her mark and own the dance. And now some subconscious part of her mind in rechanneling him to mek herself famous again. But it's entirely backfiring

DAMN YOU MIIIIIKEEEE

Loose head, I appreciated a flanker that would actually push and not use my arse for a rest.

Yeah, but I'm not proud of it and it's all a rather sad experience.. like a wank, but with an invoice afterwards.

Chirp Chirp

Plane crash

Why wouldn't they build more reactors considering their main industry is power hungry? Thought they had fuck you money because of TSMC and Foxconn? Fucking retards.

The losers fall into pits full of spikes. The winner still gets deported.

Calvin Robinson - the man who's changed denomination more times that a fat bird has had hot dinners.

I appreciated a loose head that wouldnt manhandle me at the lineout when lifting.
Yeah rugby was fun especially with no cameras capturing fouls.

let the other chinks take them over already

Unfortunately, it's where all the chip fab factories are.

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NEW: Parliament's newest MP @SarahForRuncorn confirms she WILL back the assisted dying bill.

The Reform UK MP says she knows not all her constituents will agree, but "we have been elected to give our opinions, and I've considered all the facts"

"Defect from the Tories and vote for Reform or I'm literally going have you kys"
Bold electoral strategy, very based

It's not even funny anymore how retarded they are. Like this relay runner who hit someone with baton a few months ago. Even during the fucking interview the fire alarm chirps.

youtu.be/krLH5XRbYqE?t=61

He's looking for the right one, the one true Christianity.

Reading through the thread it's seemingly just because it's "icky", alleged poor waste disposal and Fukushima

solely building vital components in contested territory

Don't care, China is open for business, to minimise any disruption the Island Chinks should peaceful capitulate asap

Can’t have Calvin without Hobbs

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Shouldn't he wait until he finds it before attempting pastoral ministry?

Father calvin and hobbes

the one true Christianity

It's youtube. Like & subscribe.

I watch the catholic talk show on youtube and a few others like breakingthehabit :3

mental healthg issues

If it's a muslim, that means it's going to get a bit stabby round the neck area of some random local.

The teachers can handle it, they voted for this

What about The Religious Hippie?

SOW TOW DAYH OY AM ABS SO FUCK ING LUTLELY LIVID

hate the brum accent with a passion, always sounds like you've got a chip on your shoulder following the intro of coronation street

tl;dr hammered someone got hammered back

I did my best to lift above the waist or the hip bone (sometimes 2nd row/flankers got tilted if i was too low)
I remember one particular incident, winger recieves, runs past half the team, im halfway down the pitch offside with my flanker, winger put us both onside and hoofs it up in the air at their full back, the flanker and i look at each other and go full tilt at the full back who's just waiting for it to come down. Anyway he catches it about 1m away from us and we both tackle him full tilt, one low one high. He's fucked, the supporters are going mental on both sides, boo's and cheers. He's off for a concussion check.
The other team is not happy about this.
Later I'm on my own pararellel to our full back I can't remember why, maybe a breather, high ball comes to me as i see their two 6ft+ flankers at full tilt coming at me, im too slow to dodge and they are too close anyway, I ball up and brace for whats coming.
It was like being hit by a truck, I remeber rolling arse over tit backwards and we all went over but i kept the ball and wobbled back up.
And that's how i learned to be more of a gentleman.

abandon denomination for [insert reason here] disappointment

switch to new denomination

goto line 1

This could take a while. Still, at least the views cash is still rolling in, eh!

any British political experts in? Eddie? YKTD? Josh?
can I get a qrd on Starmer going full Stalin on the Migroids?

Not sure who that ish but always trying to find new peeps ^^

starmer just remembered how fragile the energy infrastructure is and wants to placate pylonlad

His policy of exterminating his own population was proving to be quite unpopular, and the taboo against acknowledging this was broken by Rupert Lowe, so now the race is on for who can be credible on sending the buggers back. So far, no one is winning, but Starmer is at least trying to look like he's taking part, in his own cack-handed way.

The only thing Starmer is going to go full Stalin on is bullshit.
The retard thinks his gaslighting is still working as normal

We have a robust and renewable energy grid, mate

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He's a one man milliband.

ohnononono

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HMO next to primary school

The state does this on purpose.

How else are the 11 year old boatBAMEs going to get to school?

Some real pain involved. Did my cruciate, got knocked out and a few scars to this day.
Worst I saw was a triple spiral leg compounded leg fracture,
Boy was standoff in our own 22. He gets the ball and decided to run it, instead of kicking it the daft cunt. Its my job to support so Im at the breakdown. I hear the sound of like an aero bar snapping but 100x louder.
For a second you dont know if its your leg or someone else. What made it worse was the pitches were about 10 minutes walk from the changing rooms (Glenalmond)
Guy is sent to get help and comes back 10minutes later with a first aid kit. (Days before mobile phones) He was screaming for about 30mins before an ambulance got him off.
When they kicked off again they shouted "Lets break another one lads" I kinda lost it and a few rucks later I stamped on this guys head blind side. Queue much screaming and I got subbed off 5minutes later by our coach.
Character forming I tell thee.

All cults are sex cults

Ever consider Muslims are lazy and just call there kids Mohammed. Every other name is English

more times that a fat bird has had hot dinners.

I like hot dinners

He should build another one behind Blocko’s house
Will anything happen or is it just cucked optics for the sake of appeasement

Can I get a rabbit prediction so I can screenshot it

You are ascribing too much competence to the state.

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Rules of a cult:
1. Hero worship the leader
2. Rubbish non members
3. Make fantasy predictions and unachievable promises of salvation
4. Don't ask awkward questions
5. Recruit as many people as possible into the cult
6. Not allowed to leave the cult
(6 is accurate, as Reform are unwilling to update their membership numbers when people leave in disgust at something the cult leader says).

tldr: It's a cult.

is this bait?

6 people died as a direct result of the Spain blackout.

Look at that disgusting faggot

More people die in Spain of heatstroke every year. Spain is used to power cuts.

hate the brum accent with a passion

I like it.

Our previous evil overlords were at least savvy enough to make empty promises and appear genuine enough to fool the electorate. Starmer is not savvy, which is why he did his migration u-turn with all the grace and subtlety of an elephant trying to park a Volkswagen. I fully expect he will accidentally shift the Overton window even further to the point that he's actually encourages people to self deport just to get away from his insane antics.
I have always said he is the accidental accelerationist we have always needed, and I stand by that statement.

Ok. Lets put Miliband on a windmill powered ventilator and see how long he lasts.

Will anything happen

Starmer will have to be dragged kicking and screaming from office. He will leave fingernail gouge marks in the doorframe of No10 when he eventually goes. Then they will put a series of socialist incompetents in his place, who will all make everything much worse, until ultimately they will be forced by public discontent into calling an early general election.
I'd give it 2 years at most.

Whats a brum accent? o.o

got a hole in my shoe

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Were they plugged into the mains?

I have always said he is the accidental accelerationist we have always needed, and I stand by that statement.

He's in well over his head and the people around him are enabling him.

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There's certainly a moral as well as physical education in physical sports like rugby.
More people should give it a go, and for people reading who might be interested it's important to not be passive, that's how people usually get hurt.

what's that smell?
smells like boiling frog...

accidental death of an accelerationist

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have 2 new spots on my shaft

1 looks like a wart the other is probably also a wart

today 1 is red and enflamed like a big pimple

can't book appointments for this

have to go to walk in std clinic on the morning and wait with mongs for 6 hours

ehat the fuck is wrong with thr services, Africa has better sexual health than this

Stop sticking your benis in bames ffs

Africa has better sexual health than this

Because half the Africans are here. Their queues are now shorter than ours.

1 in a house fire from candles. The rest were home ventilator failures.

Whats a brum accent? o.o

A Birmingham accent. Ozzy Osbourne has a Brummie accent.
Birmgingham is also known as Brum.

Was you having unprotected sex, retard?

Oo. OK I have heard him before thanks fren.

No actually, the only way it could have happened is from oral

alri Woes la, how's the godrod?

still a cleaner environment than bogdans fridge

house fire from candles

Sleeping in a Kia next

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Calvin Robinson is a meme

Wasn't there something about Ozzy trying to do a B'ham concert recently but no-one knew who he was because everyone was brown?

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Meet Sarah Pochin

No avocado on toast here.

Just common sense fish and chips.

Not sure about the ketchup though.

Our Iron Lady munching through a light snack.

This is how @reformparty_uk ladies get through a busy Friday.

He can't keep getting away with this

Was that the dude that was posting his money? O.O ew.

putting your willy into strangers' mouths

Foul behaviour. Only real sex havers understand how disgusting sex with strangers is.

Mr PopFilterHead

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I don't think it's that bad, especially for a retard like Josh. The actual main part of the fridge seems clean, it's just the bottom of it that has collected a lot of debris from the rest of the house. A good wipe would be enough to get it all out, I'd imagine.

Fish n chips is far more expensive now than avacado and toast.

Not even cod these days

Yeah it was full of wogs last time I was there. Grim.

Yeah. I think I remember a clip of him going to a school and it was full of paki spawn.

Wots 4 dins lads

No wonder he was on drugs all the time.

phone face up

green flag

Dunno yet.. Thinking beans an rice had tons of heavy foods this week like shepherds pie an pizza wanted something smöl

didnt know spoons did battered garloid

A lot more will die if we let the climate crisis run out of control.

Lee is an embarassing retard.

Oi, some sheps?

I'm convinced, Greta. Let's glue ourselves to the M25

Yeh. Went for a visit to my parents while niece was there too so got to have good food and play around :D

I'd glue myself to Greta, if you know what I mean.

Corr mate, sounds like a good time, that

SHE'S A CHIOLD YEW FOOKIN' BACON

She's in her 30s, mate.

It is <(^-^<) my nephews birthday coming up in two weeks so my months packed so far lol

SHE LUKS LIKE A CHIOLD YEW NOBY BACON CANT

Blimey, sounds like a full month

Kek.. *loik

That's her disability, lad. You can't judge her for that, it's not fair.

NHS admissions officers hate him
Watch Timmy get endless food and attention with one simple trick

blimey, lads. the key to me ballroom the other half wants to wet the moppet n try for sprogs. what you reckon?

Why does this CCP shill Jap flag keep appearing in every brit/pol/ thread?

go balls deep

Always thought it a bit suspicious that she became the voice of the green agenda tbqh.

Might go on hunger strike until the electricity bills go down.

Why do you?

Faggots in gravy, of course

chinky posting today? got tired of pakiposting?

I'd learn how to type in english first

Thailand

Ok

Why would they post this?

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europe

rich economic and political benefits

kek

we played such a vital role in building the EU up

Yeah and what did we get in return?

Why didn't they do that during the 14 or so years they were in power?

Politics is a waste of time

L̶G̶B̶T̶s̶ LGBs for ethno-nationalism!

We've fallen into a peculiar timeline.

is MS office 2000 word art making a comeback?
very aesthetic

LE CURRENT THIINNGGG!

I know i'm not good but I am trying, with Gods help all things are possible even started a new routine before sleeping during lent I had continued it though I pray at church I hadn't at home or work.

overton window has lurched rightwards, so the tories and labour feel compelled to talk tough even if they don't intend to do anything
i'm hoping it goes even further right and the libdems are forced to attempt to tough talk

Wow how'd you do that?

Edit: holy crap, these new Anon Babble functions are nice

You angling for this guys job?

I won't be satisfied until the Libdems are talking about mandatory chemical castrations for all bame migrants

Island of *****gers

What tough stance could they take?
Some party is going to have to go the complete opposite and go hardcore, niggers are gods, gas-the-whites extreme left, surely?

hello green party / islamic trojan horse

sif that knob knows who that is

People suspected of stealing, raping and murdering. I'm sure the good decent people arriving here by boat don't fall under any of those

Might go on hunger strike until the electricity bills go down.

Why dont you go on hunger strike until all paki rapists are sent home?

kys you fat nonce spammer

>Might go on hunger strike until the electricity bills go down.

Why dont you go on hunger strike until all paki rapists are sent home?

They chose an illegal as their leader

chinky posting today? got tired of pakiposting?

12 posts by this faggot

Not one post about Lucy Connolly

brit/pol/ is baked by chinese CCP shills

>chinky posting today? got tired of pakiposting?

12 posts by this faggot

Not one post about Lucy Connolly

brit/pol/ is baked by chinese CCP shills

have a day off nobheads

have a day off nobheads

Island of *****gers

Gingers?

alri Jay laaaa

thats miss jay to you

if you're not exaggerating your local accent to insane levels in order to confuse wogs then you're doing it wrong. my accent has become such broad yorkshire over the last few years that even southerners can't understand me.

Get me my passport!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

boggy's quiet today
reckon he's havin a spring clean

We've all seen the edited image you homos put up, started circulation on Ifunny too. It was the #1 or 2 name in London in 2023, nasty as that is, and then you doorknobs edited the image so it displayed as Top 15 with all the different goatfucker spellings.

What's so "Excellent" about his reading glasses? He says that in every post.

Business idea

Overton vision technician

what is this phenotype?

kek

red bus because they're not too bright in this country

rabbit

Younger rabbit

The Everton window has opened so fast I don't know which bits of this are satire and which are actually Labour policy.

Timmy's a little quirky

everton window

is this bait?

Burnt out raver

Finished my new Basedjak OC lads. I'll post him in the next thread.

brit/pol - calvin edish

these non stop 24/7 brit/pol/ threads are not organic.

brit/pol/ threads are baked by enemies of bongs

forgot how much this album rocks, shame he got fat on curries and then jumped in front of a train
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>brit/pol - calvin edish

these non stop 24/7 brit/pol/ threads are not organic.

brit/pol/ threads are baked by enemies of bongs

he got fat on curries

Based and bigladpilled

Entrepreneurial

biglads in rock are rare but they're normally really good

He seems reasonable.

I've heard him on the lotus eaters podcast

Might I suggest this for the next Bake edition? Toasty Starmer Car Edition

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Has he converted to orthodoxy yet like the rest of the grifters? I like the word of faith televangelists because they're open about wanting jets and watches, kenneth copeland to me is more virtuous than the pope because he puts his millionaire lifestyle front and centre rather than being a man decked out in jewels preaching asceticism from a palace

If you could hang either Tony Blair or Boris Johnson for their crimes, which would you choose?

*inorganic

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UK puts Chagos Islands deal on hold to avoid ‘toxic backlash’

kek
What?
Someone in government with half a brain cell figured out this was retarded?

spastics still think democracy is real?

Just wait until the get sued by Mauritius and payout £50bn.