Why did God create over 350,000 species of beetles and why did he make Noah fit all of them on the Ark?

Why did God create over 350,000 species of beetles and why did he make Noah fit all of them on the Ark?

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Because lmao

Wouldn't he just need a mating pair and the survivors would evolve?

It was not noah. It was some sumerian dude. Jews stole the story.

the story says "after their kind"

that means 1 type of dog. not all 300 or wtvr breeds
1 type of cat.
1 type of cow...

little kids can read better then you op

His name was Athrahasis.

You mean why jews created God? To re ally you from Natural Order to legion of professional God lovers or religion.

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Shhh it's too logical for this post

This. He brought pairs of a dog, a cat, a spider, a beatle.

Why can't he just come back down and recreate the world in 7 days again? Why go through that epic anime arc?

Why can't he just come back down and recreate the world in 7 days again?

He's going to according to revelations. You can be there with us if you believe in Him anon.

Furthermore, why did it have to be Earth? Why not the billions of other planets?

I do. I want to fight in the great holy war when resurrected for him. It'll be the closest thing to being reborn in an isekai.

Earth is pretty balance. All things around.

I want to fight in the great holy war when resurrected for him. It'll be the closest thing to being reborn in an isekai.

Based, see you at Armageddon (btw the antichrist will be jewish)

NOAAAAAAH

NOAH YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING BASTARDERINO

THE ARK DOESN'T FIT ALL THE BEETLES

YES, 350,000 BEETLE SPECIES MUST BE SAVED

EVEN THE ONES THAT LOOK NEARLY IDENTICAL

REBUILD IT NOW AND DO IT HECKIN RIGHTERINO

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why is being zog worshiping christcuck still not banable offense on Anon Babble? Their existence is about as bad blacked posters

God is a horrible shit poster

Depecting god as a s𐐎yjak is blasphemous and you niggers will burn in eternal damnation for this

if being retarded was a bannable offense on /pol the site would go dark lmao
christcucks, islame, jews, ppl of all religions should be free to peddle their nonsense, as long as im free to call them brainwashed retarded faggot niggers who support their cult leaders fucking their children

the story says "after their kind"

So the Bible knew about species 2000 years before Darwin?
Cool

pretty much. creationists dont say that creatures cant change over time, just that the amount of change their genetics are capable of is strictly bounded. a beetle can evolve into all sorts of beetles before any offspring become nonviable, but a bettle can not evolve into something not a beetle at all, like a moth or whatever.

a bettle is a 'kind' and it will always stay that kind.

where does it say that in the jew bible?

oh, and i think there were 7 pairs of clean animals taken onto the ark. some insects were considered clean so there would be more types of those on the ark thatn others.

can tell people to do anything and they'll listen

not making an old man build a fuckhuge boat and stuff it with animals

You would get bored too

He's going to according to revelations

that happened afterward tho. you're confusing the chronology. noah's ark was well before jesus and revelations and all that jazz

The Devil in Hell will let you know.

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memeflag

anti-Jesus

How's the weather in tel aviv?

Nowhere in the grammar of the text is either a global flood or a regional flood settled.
Might as well have been local.

Anyone who takes the Bible for literal is a moron.

how are you supposed to take it?

the way he says you should take it because he knows best.

Sorry, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
But I'm just not going to worship the circumcised rabbi named Yeshua.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

every man is created in god's image so just listen to your inner voice. free yourself from all dogma. prejudice or expectations people hold towards you and the idea and let the pure words ring in your mind and spirit.
then you wiill know.

"God"

But that isn't Amatarasu!

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*word
not words

Because beetles are gnarly