How do you respond without sounding mad and short?

How do you respond without sounding mad and short?

I meet all those requirements.

I ask my teenage girlfriend to tell the roastie how happy she is being with me

everyone is allowed to have standards. I'd imagine she'd have to be pretty hot to attract the kind of guy she's looking for, though.

no glowies

based

Women truly are the niggers of gender

Why would I respond at all?

she must be 5 feet tall, white, blonde, not raised with nigger culture, quadruple g cups, hourglass body, normal BMI, virgin, be broke, have no male friends, not smoke, no tattoos, hates Israel, hates jews, hates lqbtq, is a chud, submits to her man

OMG THAT REDDIT ROASTIE SAID WHAAAAAAAAAT?!!?!?!?!?! NO FUCKING WAY

forgot to add she has to be goth too. most important thing, + PAWG

Ok. Good luck with that

You don't? It seems like quite the waste of time lol

now show her pic.

Response: Enjoy your cats.

Ask her how many bullet points her ideal man has for his "list" for women

Paying attention to what women say they want is only going to lead to darkness.

15. I will die lonely and alone and my 12 cats will feast on my corpse for a week before anyone realizes that I'm dead.

I don't understand what the point of posting this is, or who the audience is.

Stoically vote to slowly take away their rights.

The only thing I can even imagine that is crazier than caring what women think, even crazier than believing what women say they think, it has to be caring and believing what a woman you have never met that will never sleep with you thinks.

I seriously can’t wrap my mind around it.

Why would I be mad about some roastie cunt

or who the audience is

Other delusional women

The point

To affirm each other in their delusions

I’m happy and tall.

i'm not reading all that nigger
now pic related on the other hand

This woman is going to die alone, and that's a good thing

how do you respond without sounding mad and short?

What's she like?

you ignore these bitches and don't let it get to you

they are the ones that have the problem

FDS is filled with women who cope with their loneliness by declaring that it is the men who are the cause, as is typical of women to blame men for their problems. I think the subreddit best embodies the saying, "A man who wants to be at the top of a mountain will climb it; a woman will declare that where she stands is now the top"

Most men who meet that standard met a cute girl in high school or college and aren't looking for gold diggers.
That's the sad part about all this. They go for faux successful guys coasting on loans and credit cards because they look good from the outside. The actual successful guys don't need random hoes.

"if ur thin and a virgin then great for you! if you are a fat whore then good luck!"

lol what that would be less than 1% of men

AT LEAST 1 year ago

I don't understand the point of this. Wouldn't you rather want someone who's established in their career and not fresh out of college? And it magically doesn't matter if its a bachelors, masters, or a doctorate?

mfw I talk her pants off anyway because she’s easy.

I have a wife and 3 children and live very far away from niggers.

Well la de da everyone get a load of the fancy pants with all his teeth

She is definitely going to die alone. Men who meet her requirements do not put up with that shit and have unlimited dating options.

I'm already married, why are you speaking to me?

Ayo Tone
What if all these women asking for 6 foot + men is actually God protecting the manlets from evil demon succubuses?

That subpreddit is for women who cant get men. She's refuted herself.

what is there that needs a response? This is virtue signaling to show other women and has nothing to do with reality

This bitch is going to be single for a long time, will never marry, and will have many cats.
NO EXCEPTIONS

>Paying attention to what women say they want

this man knows

Ok.

This is from a shitty incel satire sub that is now banned because it turned out to be 100% incels and trannies lampooning women's behavior.

Why would I be mad? She's never going to be happy with anyone and will probably die alone. Meanwhile I could be happy with a 6/10 femcel nerd girl like I just won the fucking lottery, and anything above that would just be gravy. So who's the real loser?

Most women on FDS are negresses jealous of White women beauty and #9 proves it. Just like how most Andrew Tate-adoring incels are jeets and Arabs resentful of White men being the most sexually desirable.

honestly, what's there to respond to, and why with anger? I'm 36, have been both unsuccessful and profoundly successful at dating in my life.

All I can say is, time will tell if her standards match her capacity, or if she's batting out of her league. This is a long list, sounds like a hype list for a woman who's frustrated with her outcomes.

Either way, this is a "her" problem not a "you" problem. I would ignore her.

dating a Redditor

i meet none of those
do i have a chance pol?

Tl;dr

if you are black or a criminal then absolutely.

leeeeel this bitch going to die alone t. high net wealth tall aryan

favorite move is stepping around annoying females without even looking in their direction. they interpret as a very literal "you do not exist" or "go away"

it's highly insulting to them if they are interested in you. you're welcome for the tip

Any guy who has all these is already taken.
These bitches also try and meet these guys at the night club.
I meet all this except im 180cm. Girls would come up to me at the train station. Theyd ask me to be their bf and it was hard to stay single.

Meanwhile, her profile picture on Bumble.

Go take one for the team and date this landwhale

2 days ago

Nigger, that shit is years old. You running out of new demoralisation material?

14 invalidates the rest of the list

To not sound mad and short i would just remind everyone on here that I've bear maced someone who is taller than me on two separate occasions, just for uttering threats and getting in my face. If you're tall, you're getting maced if you talk shit. Thats just how it is.

why censor the roastie username

She’d have to be at least top 5% in hotness which I doubt. She’s probably a 6/10 with an extreme ego because she got pumped and dumped by chad a few times and now thinks that she is worthy of chad for a LTR

Stop harassing their girlfriends ranjeet and you wont get attacked by them

nhh

enjoy being a wine aunt.

To not sound mad and short

But buddy you do sound mad and short tbqh

she's going to fuck her dog and be forever alone :(

Imagine being the woefully unlucky chap who actually matches with this absolute hag kek, RIP brother

tl;dr;

I can smell this nigger bitch through this wall of text

not obese

fuck u bitch

I'm mad that she's a dating coach. The type of women that'd need advice from dating coach are sub 5, and she's giving them a list of demands that only a 8+ have any place making. And that's assuming that a guy that ticks all 14 of those boxes even exists anywhere on earth, much less within a 15 mile radius of you, which I doubt.

6'1 in tinder bio height is probably about 5'9

other than that if she is white and attractive she may actually be able to get a chad with all those requirements. if she can i have nothing against it. if she can't and she's stuck expecting that, it's because of casual sex alpha widowing women, which is horrible

Yeah but she won’t date you.

we need to end casual sex and this wouldn't be a problem. simple as that. its a cancer.

Sorry, I like under-30s without tattoos.

So, you are looking for Brad Pitt. Well, that don't impress me much.

based manletGOD putting the lankoids in their place

Brad Pitt in his prime wouldn’t even meet the first demand.

BS degree

200k salary

5'8

Probably older than her by over 5 years

norwood 3

no 6 pack, but not overweight

no kids

never served as a kike meat puppet

own many firearms

I know all women are inferior to even the worst man

catholic

6/10 at best

To be fair I wouldn't want her either.

The problem with women is that they decide based off a checklist of what they NEED to have. Let's say you do find this guy like a needle in a haystack the size of a country.....then comes the part of their personality. Notice how never its about who the guy is, whether they would vibe and get along, just the superficial BS. THATS WHERE THE REAL DEPRESSION KICKS IN. Because if she find this rare guy and that part doesn't click, she won't be self happy. And this is why you see all these bitches upset. They are trying to please the societal conscious rather than their own personal one, and many times force their personal one to match with the societal one. That's not genuine, thats not being yourself.

The problem overall with women is they are only trying to appease others with what they have, not themselves and what they need. This is why every woman isn't happy because for them the societal pressure is counter to their character. Same goes for the whole "im a career woman who wants no kids" then realize they hate working and want kids. Of they have the kids they will feel like they aren't like all the others, and if they don't have the kids they feel something is missing to themselves.

They're all fucked DESU because at a time a strong man could come around and knock them back to their personal sense, but with social media now and people USING IT BEYOND HIGHSCHOOL we are trapped with high-school behavior forever now.

My favorite part was where she said she ghosted a man for getting his master’s, but a bachelor degree is the floor.

get a bachelors degree 1y and a few days ago: ok!

get a bachelors degree 4y ago and finish a masters 3 months ago: ick!

Woman logic.

She better be a 10/10 angel with these demands

You don't respond at all. She sounds

immature

trying to impress her friends

If you must respond, tell her you're "Sorry you're so lonely, but the chemistry isn't something you choose up front, it's something you discover with someone on a first date, or at a casual social gathering.
I recommend you cut your social media consumption by at least 50%
Best of luck to you."

Why on earth would I want to respond lol. 100k+ get short king and armed to the teeth, which are all fake

Why respond when I could just go pound my 115-lb D-cup having wife out?

sounds like a wishlist for santa claus but i doubt she will ever find a man. this list is not made to find a man, it is to tell herself that she is too good for men.

responding

Everything is NO EXCEPTION

Except for one

No misogynistic men, men who use incel language

"deuces"

Here it is without childish censoring.

i don't get the at least 1 year ago part from the first one

You're a dickless faggot and so is any bitch that tolerates even one point of that.

Didn't read lol

Lol
Short man syndrome

Caring what women think

You are going to have a bad life if you care.

Dress nice to improve YOUR self esteem not attract women

Do fun stuff and hobbies for YOUR happiness not attracting women

DO attempt to date and court women once you have high enough self esteem where rejection doesnt matter

I wish I knew this 10 years ago but I was so wound up that I always had to be dating some girl when I was in my 20s I forgot how to make myself happy

Who?

must have all his teeth

What kind of bums is she going out with that she needs to ask for that?

"Ok. Have fun dying alone, because the man that even gets close to all those requirements is not interested in you"

I'm already married so this woman's words just kind of flow around me like water, like she doesn't really even exist.

without sounding mad and short?

kys effeminate bitch nigger.

Good luck in both cases. With that list, she'd better start investing in cat litter and some good wine.
Likely closer to 0.01%

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she fails the only metric men care about which is not being a whore

How do you respond?

You don't. Let her die alone so her cats can eat her face off.

I am tall and I want 10 years age gap or nothing.

7 is what gives it away as ragebait, it's completely inconsistent with the otherz and it's there just to cover all the bases and make sure everyone can be pissed off at that list

The real blackpill is that even in this cartoonish difference the handsome man looks better. Face is all that matters.

Stop projecting flaggot. Not everyone is using drugs/alc/tobacco to cope with their shitty life, some of us use exercise.

why even bother seething over this when the woman is clearly not someone anyone in their right mind would want to date anyway

Anyone who has a list of requirements should be able to fulfill those requirements aswell.

toxoplasmosis is a hell of a parasite.

Life must be fun as an 80 IQ nigger,learn how to read or kys retard

Catfish the cunt repeatedly over a year with fake profiles and have her get stood up at restaurants.

I am mad and short but I'm not reading your pic

So you want a mormon woman with a huge inheritance?

I guess I'd just say that she better be an 11/10 if she wants that strategy to work out for her.

GET MAD AT THIS INSANE SHIT FROM AN ANONYMOUS BITCH I'VE FOUND ONLINE!!!!

?

nice
cats and wine
pricing themselves out of the market as their value crashes, known story, wall hitters wrecked by life

respond: is this an ad for young virgin girls?

nope being hot wont cut it
you guys are delusional
her laundry list might work if she was salma hayek in her prime, if that
and it would never last anyway bacause that redditor is a worthless cunt

80 IQ nigger

Again with the projection. In what way is being drug/alcohol free inconsistent with having a stable and successful career?

same

Yeah those women will die sad and lonely, because a man who meets all of those obviously won't settle for some self-entitled bitch.