Brit/pol - Single, Saddo, Saturday morning edish

Im kind of a newfag to Brit/pol/ so the drama is fresh to me, but that chap Josh may have passed out by now.

Machiavellian sociopath

amin bed lads

Machiavellian sociopathic battle arena?

What was the buy in? were the other players good?

amin bed lads

What was yesterdays wank all about then? I spent about 2 quid on Camwhores, felt I got my moneys worth desu. Reporting from bed too, i'll play Cyberpunk soon.

Anyone here shagged a tranny?

no but im probably meeting a ladyboy tomorrow ffs not really gay if its a blowie

shagged a tranny

Nuclear Drones Headed Your WAY

Anyone here shagged a tranny?

I have yet to be convinced there is a Troon convincing enough to pass as female for me to physically 'go there'. Prove me wrong. Natalie Mars is just way too old, but cuts it close.

im genuinely intimidated by that thing

50 quid buy in, quite a lot of rebuys that bumped up the pot. loads of recreational players drinking tonight, few good players. i'm pretty shit but patient. got dealt aces 3 times kek

That's decent. Did you rebuy? I play some but I'm not very good. How did you learn to play it?

I went to Tesco earlier and saw a nigger high near the entrance with his shoes off on the floor looking like he was about to die.
I stopped and think but didn't take a pic of him.
I thought well he would still be there when I get back.
But he was gone.
Where the fuck did he go?

think ill greentext my prozzie encounter tomorrow lads. really hoping it don't get baited and robbed. looking forward to fulfilling a fantasy and getting it off my bucket list

probably

I'm not an expert on this but it seems like the kind of thing to check beforehand. Like when I'm ordering something on aliexpress I always go back before hitting order to just check I've definitely selected the UK plug option.

yeah stop being gay and be based or ivan and I will end you forever for good

I am a prince. My mom is a Satanic witch.

thanks, oddly enough no. i was getting dealt really good cards much more than usual. i learned to play on ggpoker just playing the normal 2 dollar buyin tables and moving up to the 5 dollar ones. got bored of that and go to the casino once in a while on a Friday or weekend for the tournaments they do. am still shit at it but ive had a fair bit of luck in real life, actually seeing the people you're against is mad compared to online and the whole 'reading' people is real shit man.

read some reviews on a punters forum and she seems legit. i saw her on adultwork last year and really wanted to meet her but she moved somewhere else. must travel around when work dries up in an area

he’s under your bed

I lost my virginity to a very drunk Indian girl.

i read online that someone did it and they regretted it. the 'woman' still had stubble that scratched the gentleman's skin and it gave him a severe case of uncanny valley. beware anon, I've been fapping to shemales for nearly a decade but I'd never actually meet one.

haven't got anything to eat til monday when my advance comes in
fucking UC cunts done me in proper
fucking benefits changeover bullshit

the government can't seriously do something like this and then just say "oh why don't you go to the food bank"
PAY ME UNTIL THE BENEFITS ACTUALLY START YOU INCOMPETENT WANKERS

anyway there's the token bennymong seethe of the hour
I'm going to eat coffee

I'm here lad, back home and safe now. got some socks on too

Met at uni party.
Got drunk together playing some retard game.
Then went clubbing.
She got very close to me and kissed a lot.
She asked me to go back to her house.
I fucked her.

messages left by the 11 nogs that broke out of a new orleans jail kek

I play gg at the lowest stakes. I'm up by about $10 kek. Do you bluff a lot? how important is position in the bets you make? I can never tell if the other play has decent cards.

50 million vaxxed in Uk. I hope you have a plunger my friend.

Thought this was a snap of boggy's kitchen again for a moment.

position always helps because i find it helps me fold if they reraise telling me that they must have it. i don't understand any of the maths though i take my time to try and think it through. my gut is pretty good though.

i only tend to bluff if the board is wet to represent a straight if I've already raised before in the hand. like i say though im pretty bad and don't play many hands

I can feel the passion

the bog kitchen is serving spicy vaxx meat with Merica' sauce; unless you want to die out from prion disease

When josh is away that’s when we like to discuss all things josh the most

What’s your fav thing about him?

I am prince. My mother is a Satanic witch.

Isn't that the hawaiian state flag?

I am prince. My mother is a Satanic witch.

Anyone else used to be really scared of STIs
Then you tried sex without a condom cum raw and your entire world view changed at that moment?
Yeah that was me.
Condom sex is fucking shit.
My dick would go limp.

your vaxx RFID tags will be targeted my drones

its in your blood

1776

CHOW. CHOW.

CHOW CHOW CHOW CHOW.

ne ne ne ne neeeerrr....

CHOW. CHOW CHOW CHOW.

never used a condom. had two birds i must've shagged 500 times each. they had that implant thingy

I've had one slide off before. She insisted on keeping my benis in her til it went smaller agen.

im in the aztec zone
Pfffffftttt

I had one bird who would do the same.
She would ask for me to keep it inside her after I came inside her.
Then she would ask if I could fuck her again.
back when I was 20 year old lad. kek
I miss that girl.

nice I'll have to give that one a go.

VAXXED ISLAND GENRERAL

Used to be a right proper horny lad in my 20s.
Now I'm married and 31 and my wife might let me shag her about 3-4 times a week.

3-4 times a week

That's not bad at all. I've only had one gf in my life, and it was in my 20s, and we only had sex 3 or 4 times a year

Am not buying ya out we've only got two bastardin' kristals.

Why is a yank in this thread?
m8 just piss off

Do love me wife.
She got me a lap dance in Amsterdam.

is probably the nonce
didn't get any (you)s on his jap VPN

kek, he's still pissing around here lol

it's weird using dr house as the meme for that
do you think house would have been pro or anti-vax?

2am

Did the clocks go forward? What happened?

I tried dating apps over 10 years ago and was very difficult.
I literally only ever got with girls by meeting them in clubs.
What's dating like nowadays?

Clocks are always going forward lad.

i only work in Zulu time
no other time exists.
you can say Z+8hrs if you like, but it's still Zulu time

I used to eat my other girls before my wife every night.
I loved eating their wet pussies.
But my wife hates it for some reason. But when she does allow it she will cum in a few minutes. What's going on? She likes it when I finger and suck her tits though.
Maybe all women are different.

Deep.

I have also had sex

You know its oh two hundred hours when they start running Scandinavian films of film4 and the film ends ten minutes before the next one because the credits are so long

why the fuck are they running forren shit on a friday night?
stick the full monty on or something
they fucking financed it

wish the missus would fuck me with her tits more often love playing with her tiddies but she just wants to suck it and then get pounded she doesn't want to fuck me with her big booba

But my wife hates it for some reason. But when she does allow it she will cum in a few minutes. What's going on? She likes it when I finger and suck her tits though.

Same with mine.
Although mine is a right prude generally, gets embarrassed if I give her a peck on the cheek in public sort of prude.
Get into the bedroom though and she's like a fucking banshee. She completely forgets herself and just goes mental, most of the time she literally gets off just grinding on me and flops down exhausted while I've still got a stiffy and am thinking to myself

uh, so we actually doing sex or...?

Maybe they're subtly telling you to get a fucking job.

weird brit/pol/ tonight guys

what jobs?
?????

Much comfier without you know who
Weird how none of the usual suspects are here when he isn't
Total coincidence of course

with mine i found the perfect fingering system that would make her go over and over again. palm up, index and middle finger inside banging upwards until she tensed up, then rubber her clit and she'd start spasming and shit cumming. rinse and repeat. when she'd put her head under the pillow saying she's finished then i'd shove it in and fuck her silly while her vagoo is contracting and shit on my dick man.

if you fuck em properly they'll never go anywhere else and will do anything for you.

I've got an address in High Wycombe. We need to move the contents.

They always put the scandy stuff on around this time on film4. Tim burtons on now. It's amazing how many of the channels default to teleshopping regardless of what day it is and little is on. I spent many years not owning or watching TV. Its like dead Internet theory. Vast amounts of stuff they run now is just stuff like have I got news for you or 8 out 10 cats from ten years ago.

..Dianne Abbot?

Nice Adamic/Aryan Pepe.

lol it's fine it is the dead end hour of the night
idk hearing about all this really basic sex right now has me feeling like you do when people offer you food after you've eaten too much

no thx m8

so glad I don't have sex anymore

I don't mind the midnight foreign movie, even like them a little arty, but it's a matter of proper and appropriate scheduling
it's friday night, eurovision is on over the weekend, people are coming home from the pub and checking the movie channels, that's a great time to play a fun time movie for people to relax to while they pass out on their beds or floors

I'm going to make a full fry then dice it over homemade chips. With grated cheese on top.

UK plug option.

Yeah, best to not get the USA one. They are really wide and hurt like fuck.

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Why are women working in men's prisons in the first place?

Had to use condoms after the birth of my third while awaiting a coil fitment. Had never used them before.
Yeah, never doing that again. It got ripped off in minutes. Might as well wrap a binbag round me knob and have a wank.

Criminals own the prisons and they hire prostitutes.

Ate recipe suggested by AI last night.

checkmate josh

power dynamics
and for fucking badboys

MICKEY LOVV

recipe suggested by AI

pie?

It was egg noodles with a chicken stock cube, onions sauce, cheese, pepper and couple or eggs cracked over it in the oven.

It's got potential but room for improvement. Shouldn't have put the cheese in with the noodles, should go on top.

I think I'm going to give it a list of everything in the cupboard in text file form to prime it better next time.

coil fitment

Have you ever heard faint Russian voices coming from her at night?

I'm going to make a full fry then dice it over homemade chips. With grated cheese on top.

mmmmmffffhhh...... fuuuuck

Corr check out this absolute Unit she was getting analled by between the cell rails?

I wonder what attracted her to Liverpools most prestigious drug lord?

His dashing good looks?

His soft, lilting accent?

Reminder that brit/pol/ threads aren’t chatroom threads either talk about Josh or move to Anon Babble you shitpost to your hearts content on Anon Babble and no one will give a damn but on brit/pol/ you have to talk about Josh.

Josh has less hair than boggys fridge

Kek

Gm frens :D