>Brit/pol/ - Rupert for PM Edition

Fat cunt got btfo and seethes at everyone
Then proxy posts
Then comes along with his everyone is a cunt ID
Sad fatty samefagging nonce

i like em slutty
not like good girls aint sluts either

youtu.be/UOf55mwLFuU

BOLLOX
T
O
BREXIT

She's a drunken slut too, a few drinks and there's probably nothing she wouldn't do, utter slut

got my copies of the spectator well hidden innit

youtube.com/watch?v=Xb6en6-7Ntw
mixed messages...

More of an Apu then a pepe

banning frogtrash

I support this wholeheartedly

I voted for Labour. Not because of Starmer but because the Tories were so fucking shite. I don't hate Starmer with a passion like all those rabid Corbynites, but I can't fucking stand the bloke now. Him and his blank deer-in-the-headlights facial expression and utter lack of any genuine political conviction on anything.

fake news

#stophatespeech

Even their fake news memes can't help but be impossibly homosexual.

Love this channel
youtu.be/W3iXHpiT6mM
Kek that webm (I made that)

Can't mog the frog

public displays

Does this extend to online public spaces?

Been farting like a machine gun today, lads.

Josh is a paedophile

They don't understand the political moment, he thinks its 1997 or something. I reckon given Trump Trumping around there is cover to just fucking do what you want to do and do not fucking apologise, in fact ridicule the shit out of anyone that disagrees. The problem with them is that they keep flinching. The only controversial policy where they've really told critics to fuck off - VAT on private schools - is arguably one of the legally dodgiest yet its the one that is really looking like its going to stick.

Still makes me laugh remembering the time that guy was thrown out of the Hillary Clinton event for screaming the word PEPE

I love AI

What does it mean when the smell of your own farts makes you want to vomit?

All the jeet ones had me almost pissing myself at times.

id

puke

This one always has me creasing
Might show asim

goys wat dis?

You're on a watchlist

Racist frogs

It's weird i hit refresh, sometimes it says access denied. other times it says the cert isn't valid or something? very very weird never seen this before have i been glowniggered or is my computer just fucked?
TKD

Nothing to see here
{{ACCEPT RISK AND CONTINUE}}

Mobile posting?
Adult filter on?
Check who issued the cert

Inspect the cert

not mobile. ISP is toob, no adult filter or at least i can see pornhub etc.
cert looks ok but i got these errors, refreshed and errors went away but came back a few times. but currently not alerting ?

Could be your CMOS battery. It keeps date and time when powered down. Check date and time in bios is correct.
If wrong your computer thinks cert is out of date.

It's because you stopped funding Anon Babble

ok thanks anon. time/date seem correct now but ill check the battery
qrd?

remember when Boris told you to stay at home for Christmas as if it was nuclear winter outside? ahhhh funny times

remember when his dad had to fly to France to look after his "business" there which was a second house?

I learned how to plat behs

Eurovision is on

NEVER WATCGED IT LOL

Strange that he died so soon after saying that.

Cor Britain first clashing with police today. Just watching
youtu.be/KH9sDD9pVb4

Danny sapko?

them were the days

It's all a glowop

Lmao i was in those threads. Hwndu was funny af as well. Dgaf but the 1st trump election was good times.

Wtf is this actually real

youtu.be/A1EqkwHd1zI

youtube.com/watch?v=L_dWvTCdDQ4
Not watching since they kicked out Russia

Just had a go at some lads who were throwing stuff at a church

It's the dipshit lefties also trying to scrap with police kek
Nah. The Britain first are just white working class who have been betrayed, fair play to them for getting out.

Britain needs more essential immigrant workers

Hwndu

That's got to be the best moment in this shithole's history.
A bunch of autists found a flag all by studying flightplans, star charts, birdsong and then playing a game of marco polo.
Just mental, in a good way.

Did you point them to the nearest mosque?

Importing immigrants to work as remigration officers

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000nwrq/storyville-pepe-the-frog-feels-good-man?seriesId=more-like-this

stuff

Lazy journalism. Low on details.

That drum is really annoying, i hate hippies and commies so much ffs

Remember when Matt Hancock told you to stay at home because you're no better than a serial killer if you leave your house? He probably said that while standing at a bar.

I remember this.

At work I got in trouble because a roastie there reported. me There was Hillary Cunton on the work TV, saying she was going to win, and I sat there and said "HAH, THAT'S WHAT YOUUU THINK!"

Roastie either thought I was talking to her (despite not being in the same room), or didn't like what I said. But I got dragged into a HR meeting chaired by a pair of bitter cunts - the same type wo instinctively hate Trump - where they gaslighted me about some bullshit or other.

Cunts don't get away with it now, but I was young then.

Watching the Panorama story about the SAS killings

Shock horror, special forces fight asymmetrically

Sort of nice to see the lefties trying to push through the plod lines.
Hopefully it works at some point and they get battered by the lads they're counter-protesting against.

6-7 teenage lads (all White) throwing full bottles of water at the church (which was built in 1154 AD). Standard yookay attire and accents. They feigned an apology but fucked off a few minutes later.

invade country for... ?

can't just kill people

???

Dick bacon never got the memo that gazza doesn't like bacon

Covid nudge unit?

Nice one. Country has been full of soft cunts who say nothing when they see bad things happening, and then still expect to be counted as men. Time for cunts to get mad and say enough is enough.

You can have a proper brew tonight.

He said the wrong thing online sarge what do I do?

Call him a newfag, if that doesn't work tell him he's a faggot

Kel

Those stupid mass produced leftie signs, though...

Black Lives Matter

Nice to see Elon drying up their cashflow has made them resort to getting all the old memorabilia out from the back of the wardrobe. Do they realise the BLM niggers spent all their donations on nice mansions to live in, and a fleet of luxury sports cars? Nah, didn't think so.

No to Islamophobia...No to Antisemitism...

On the same sign no less. LMFAO. Who's going to give these middle class morons the bad news?

I mean, it could be this but why the fuck would you assume this is the first thing to check?
just look at the fucking clock on your taskbar, and sync it with ntp.

but again, why the fuck would you do that when you can just look at the cert?

just buy a new computer bro

hurr

Jek

FUCKS SAKES
the baking paper was blocking the oven convection and now my choux buns are cooked unevenly.

I still have a list of the initial behavioural psychologists that made up SAGE group, and specifically SPI-B in 2020

Might print the list out and frame it. Don't know yet.

you are small time virgins.

Keiiir staaarmers a waaaaanker

Keiiir staaarmers a waaaaanker

Keiiir staaarmers a waaaaanker

I've seen some practicing the drums in a park near me. I know it's lefties because it's the same tune.
Next time I see them I'll fuck em up, swear to god.
They were screaming "women's rights" and "trans rights" in the same chant.
Funny all the antifa types were white as usual. One said "typical police protecting fascists as usual" these people are so deluded.

Post buns or larp

Got a nice ring to it. Seemed a bit low energy both sides desu.

And when he got called out on his behaviour he defended it saying its not like he broke any laws

No they look like fucking shit now.
bastids are overcooked on one side, dry and undercooked and basically uncooked on the inside on half.
I'm not embarrassing myself in front of esteemed dindins posters.

xcancel.com/tomwhx/status/1923737965915754717#m

Reform's top insider suggesting that Rupert Lowe was pushed out in part because he said he wanted to abolish the Welsh Assembly.

Interesting if true, however Lowe is right on this but doesn't go far enough, the other two need to go as well

Was that when he got "caught" with that bird in the office?

At least it isn't a boiled steak.

and when the tories say they knew who released the CCTV footage but the story got buried after that

Why is he doing this?

People liked Boris at first because he was one of the few obviously heterosexual men in politics?

Much better. Would read again. Well done lad.
If it was 6-7 black lads would you have said anything?

When he went in the jungle on I'm A Celeb. The others questioned him about his actions. Although he expressed remorse about breaking social distancing guidelines, he pointed out that he had not broken any laws

because he got bumfucked royally by reform at the local elections and now he's throwing a bone to the right-wing voters but he means absolutely none of it.

I'll never make it to the Coupe du Monde de la patisserie like this.
I'm a state.

day 6

still going

I once worked at a hippy festival where I had to help paint wooden signs telling people where various stuff was, like toilets and lost children, etc. In my off time I made joke signs like

this sign is temporarily out of order

The organisers thought it was great fun untill I made about a dozen signs that said

drum circle this way (with an arrow)

and used them to make all the drum circle wankers go to a wood about a mile away.
I got sacked for that, but it was worth it.

Probably for the best. Sounds very French.

Where is hancock now?

Laying low after a non-hatecrime incident
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg83nl00vqo

but why the fuck would you assume this is the first thing to check?

Maybe it's my 30 odd years of building and repairing computers and phones lad. The only time I've had security certification issues it has either been CMOS or I was searching for midget porn back before it went mainstream.

Insane that he double-down saying he didn't know there was a camera there when it's supposedly right in front of him.
Staged as fuck.

Bloody hell I forgot the cunt went on IAC soon after.

the nips have absolutely caned it for the last few years.

really we should hang the politicians that were part of a lockdown or used the 77th faggots against us during the plandemic. it was treason

just buy a new computer bro

A CMOS battery costs a pound and takes minutes to replace.

Maybe it's my 30 odd years of building and repairing computers and phones lad.

Then i defer to you.
I can't even make a fucking choux bun without it going wrong. I don't know shit.

Absolutely vaxxed

Mr Bridgen's case as pleaded and evidenced so far does not have an obvious quality of unreality," she said. Mr Hancock previously called the case "absurd"

Uh ok, stinky. I hope Bridgen takes him to the cleaners

Try a left handed screwdriver m8 that might be your problem

If it was 6-7 black lads would you have said anything?

Honestly no, the variables go out the window at that point. Luckily the village I live in is 99% White so this is unlikely to happen. Find it hard to calm down when stuff like this happens. Glad I said something, at least
cheers

The ones that were responsible for the bailouts too

could quite possibly have been that too, because i had just booted up the computer when i got the cert warnings. so maybe it hadn't time sync'ed ?
time is fine now, and i don't see that error but doesn't mean your battery hypothesis is incorrect. I've ordered one btw computer is 5 years old now so not entirely impossible. and if it's not £1 wasted so what.

I can't even make a fucking choux bun without it going wrong. I don't know shit.

They are quite hard to make desu

Based

Dont think the government can commit treason on the population.

fair, treason is against the crown.
it's some sort of bullshit against the people though. breach of our rights at the very least

IANAL

All over jews, lmaoooo

and used them to make all the drum circle wankers go to a wood about a mile away.

when they got there were there signs all pointing to eachother in a giant circle?

Think what you mean is Slaughter in Trust, which the government made legal after the Glencoe Massacre.

got gin
got lemonade
mum ordered curry
got pizza on the way

WAHEY

<WAHEY

WAHEY

<WAHEY

WAHEY

I was in the office tent when two of them came in to complain

"why is the drum circle so far away?"

I'm sorry to say I gave myself away at that point by bursting out laughing.

I'll never make it
youtube.com/watch?v=MvlxNM4vQJE

here's to dreams never realised.
here's to heights we'll never achieve.

curry AND pizza

Both delicious the next day

based willy

Air fryer mate. Perfect for baking.

lie after lie

coverup after coverup

I like when a curry comes out your bum and it looks and smells just the same as when it went in your gob the day before

A-al-alright lads do-d-doye mind not smashi-

WHAT DID CHOO SAY

I-I was just sayin'

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A NIGGER

I wasn't, I never, I didn't mean-

WHAT DID CHOO SAAAY

N-n-nothin'

TAUGHT SO MZUNGU

If you imagine that conversation going otherwise, except to be be punctuated by knife thrusts, you haven't dealt with them enough.

they're just small ovens lad.

are they bumming each other?

I spent my early adulthood making salads for dinner and always using salad leaves as a base - the mixed bags of rocket, spinach and lettuce etc

I don't know why i did it, it was just the thing I did - couldn't have a salad without the leaves from a bag

now my salads don't have the leaves and they are far better - sometimes I'll have a greek salad, others I just throw some cucumber, red onion, tomatoes and chopped up peppers and covered in red wine vinegar and olive oil and it's far better. Sometimes I'll vary things, miss things out or maybe add some black beans, chick peas or cheese in

Just thought I'd let you lads know. Thanks for reading.

Mighty trump more like wet fart

I wonder if theres a madras pizza naan.
Exactly.

Cool, can we send the Syrian refugees back now?

Homosexuality was invented in the Middle East. Subsaharan Africans actually had no concept of anal penetration before it was spread there culturally. Even their gays would just do it between the legs. I think it's still rare there outside of prisons. For all their faults they don't tend to bum too much. Browns, especially MENA, are the worst for that (seeing as Semites invented it).

Watch Stephen Faggot get terrored by this fella:
youtube.com/watch?v=pa5STn_9aWo

same, but then all my salads would taste the same because the bags have everything in them.
made a salad the other day with just lettuce strips, fine julienne red onions and small diced mango.

finished it with a honey, cayenne, balsamic vinegar and olive oil dressing with a pinch of salt.

Had it with some home marinated tandoori chicken thighs.
now my salads taste like they go with the meals instead of just being generic leaves.

I don't give a shit in all honesty

He's currently seething at Walmart saying they have to soak up the tarrifs and not pass them on to customers.
So much for china paying them. And welcome to communism in America.

i was browsing my old timeline on FB earlier, came across a karen who posted on the local residents group about one of my neighbours having more than 6 people round their house. and they've not removed that, or felt ashamed they posted that.

Austria is already moving to do so.

And welcome to communism in America.

Been in place since FDR

cor that sounds nice that lad, mango is a nice touch

now my salads taste like they go with the meals instead of just being generic leaves.

dropping the lettuce for me is key in this

could have swapped the lettuce for cucumber or green pepper

Based Austria, channel Uncle A. There were brawls in Britain a few months back between pro Assadist and anti Assadist Syrians, absolutely comic, this isn't a "refugee" system for those escaping oppression (however gay that would still be) but literally just a wogmaxxing program

remind them

Trump is very Arab-coded tbf

Senior Tory embroiled in 'furry' sex scandal... after accidentally sending photograph of himself dressed as a dog into a work WhatsApp group

the mixed bags of rocket, spinach and lettuce etc

Those are such a rip off. Just put a trough box on a window ledge and sparsely sow some baby leaf seeds (£1.65 per 950 seed pack...from sowseeds). You can pick out the tall growers as you need them, and the smaller leaves will then grow on up and make tomorrows salad. 1 pack of seeds lasts all summer long.

Never forget, never forgive. Never again.

if this happened to me I would directly go to war with this person

Full on insurgent terror campaign

Which one? There's so many wrong 'uns

What is it with MPs and animal fucking?

Talking about Covid, remember when they banned buying seeds?

god i cant i really cant

Ooooo oo ooo 00o0o0o0o0 oo o0o0o0 oo o00o00o0o
youtu.be/IlLbj7zMxvs

banned buying seeds

Wasn't that due to dodgy Chinese seeds?

oh yeah, homebase had all the rows blocked with a single length of shitty flimsy tape kek

The next Epstein will have a wolf fursona

the way you cut the leaves makes a massive difference, the lettuce in mine was cut into ribbons, so the salad has a completely different - lighter - feel to it, that with the mango and tartness of the red onion - and then the dressing which I forgot to say had some acidity (I didn't have lemon juice so I used pure citric acid) made it feel like summer.

For me grapes were the games changer for salads. That was when I started thinking 'yeah, I can just do my own thing'. Watercress, sliced peppers, whatever. Drizzle on a bit of honey/mustard/olive oil dressing and it's lush.

Salads aren't exactly complicated.

He is literally on his knees BEGGING you to vote Labour

We're talking about the endless variety and methods of preparations for salads and matching flavours to those of the main dish.

Where did anyone say 'complicated'? or are you just being a dismissive prick?

salad/pol/

This man has COPD. But because a shitstirring neighbor called the police and said he was having a party, several front line officers (who deal with hundreds of people a day and so are the most likely to contract and spread the disease), broke his door down and entered his home without masks to enforce some bullshit or other. It's pure luck they didn't infect him by their presence.
Never forgive. Never forget.
youtube.com/watch?v=vLiRmT0g5mI

I think he's merely pointing out that salads are so varied and simple that there really is no point discussing them.
As a non salad eater I tend to agree.

Spinach rocket and watercress for me tbqh, no dressing, just rawdogging that rich peppery flavour

a caeser salad is pretty complicated

Then <---> Now

Checked
Caeser salad is easy but I replace the salad parts with chips.

Finally, Dr Who is representative of the REAL Britain, rather than the make-believe white supremacist fantasy.

When I was around sixteen years old I visited Spain with three or four childhood friends, to visit another friend who had moved out there a year or so earlier. The weekend before we left my friends and I caught a train into the city to buy some clothes for the holiday. I was always nervous buying clothes, and usually allowed my mother to buy clothes for me or went with her and picked things up as quickly as possible. I remember buying a thin cream tshirt, and I remember walking around H&M but not buying anything. On the journey home my friends and I left the train carriage and as we walked along the stationary train I saw the girl I had dated in Year 7 sitting in one of the window seats. My friends, who were more popular than I, got her attention while I just walked quietly at the back of the group and didn't look at her. During the holiday we all went swimming in an outdoor swimming pool and a group of Spanish boys around the same age went with us. One of them looked older than the others and served as a kind of informal leader. While sitting shirtless on white plastic chairs at the side of the swimming pool in a large group, he said that I smile a lot but don't say anything. People looked at me and I felt embarrassed and just smiled and blushed. One evening it was dark but warm and my friends and I walked along the dry empty streets and took some shortcuts that the friend we were visiting knew about, and soon we were in another part of town closer to where people went to enjoy themselves in the evening. We joined the group of Spanish boys and there were several girls there too. I was very quiet in general and not really confident, and I had lagged behind when boys my age were starting to enter serious-seeming relationships, and regularly snog girls, and so on. We all walked to a fair ground and my friend and I sat in the carriage of a mini rollercoaster and in front of us was another carriage with the prettiest girl from the Spanish group and her friend.

My local pub got closed down, got grassed up for having a few friends and family round in the beer garden during lockdowns. Never opened again. Knocked down and replaced with a block of 19 one bedroom flats for the 'social housing market now'. Same cunts who grassed them up are probably the same cunts now complaining about who is living in there.

Did you ask why they were targeting a church? Or direct them to the nearest mosque?

I remember going to a pub when there was a period where you had to give your name and number, gave them different fake details every time

youtube.com/watch?v=tO9RjTzvM6g

1 tablespoon of balsamic vinegar
2 tablespoons of olive oil
1/2 teaspoon of wholegrain mustard
pinch of salt
pinch of pepper

put in a lidded container such as an empty condiment jar and shake briefly.
Congrats. You just made french dressing instead of paying silly money in the supermarket.

fuck off you poofter cunts

It's nicer if you swap olive oil for cold pressed rapeseed.

What did it for me was having friends I'd known for near two decades at the time turn on me in an instant, whishing death on me almost, because I voiced doubts about the vaxx.
Massive eye opener it was.

Let me guess, you boil steaks?

its this mindset that can lead you into complacency and spending many years eating inferior salads because you think you know it all

don't fall for it like I did

rockin away to youtube music vidyas

you've closed your exercise ring

kek

cold pressed rapeseed

Enjoy the colon cancer

nobody cares you virgins
off you pop

Have they apologised and admitted that you were right after all the information had come to light?

Shut up gypsy. Romanian food is shit.

Sad fat samefagging paedo

colon cancer

The lung cancer will kill me first.

whaa noo we don't like peace because they did a thing to us a long time ago. US military types are so cringe

It's the fat high pitched nonce on his paedo proxy

it's bogdan he's seething because the only thing he has in his fridge to make salads is black mould and pubic hair.

Similar experience, even with family members. I just look down on them all as the chattel they are

Its a skill issue. People assume a salad is a set of specific ingredients when in actuality its an amalgamation of leaves and leaf like biomass, which some sort of sauce or dressing to make it palatable.

The fact he blames Bogdan is just further proof. Sad fat paedo

Yes, Covid was basically a "lose all respect for everyone forever" gauntlet, the only people who are still held in high regard are shut in online racists who were right and correct and brave the entire time

It's hard to take our security services seriously.

My friend started shouting things at the girl, and she would look back and smile and shout something back. It seemed quite childish to me, but I also felt envious of the attention my friend was getting from her and how confident he was, because I also found her attractive. It was very loud with music playing and people shouting and general noise. It was an outdoor fairground at night and it was hot and the sky was clear and at the border of my vision was the darkness of night though the outlines of the low hills remained visible like large boards of background scenery wheeled onto a stage. After getting off the small rollercoaster we rejoined the larger group and there was a machine which allowed you to test the strength of your punch by hitting a red punchbag. My most popular friend, who I wasn't really friends with any more, had the highest score out of everyone. Before my turn a girl punched it and my score was lower than hers somehow. It was embarrassing, but people didn't make a big thing out of it. We walked down a hill and there were some outdoor areas for dancing, each with its own bar and entry way. We walked past one or two and then queued at another and all went in. There was a bar and there were lots of people dancing or shouting into each other's ears and the border of the place consisted of a wall of heaped stones. I went to the bar and got a drink and then returned to my friends. I didn't like the music and didn't really like dancing so I just copied one of my friends and stood there drinking my drink and trying to fit in. To my surprise one of my friends started snogging one of the Spanish girls and before long each of my friends disappeared with one of the girls until it was just me and one friend left. There was only one Spanish girl left and she was the least physically attractive of that group and in the end my remaining friend went off with her somewhere. I just stood by the wall sipping my drink and watching people dancing.

Police would rather target twitter users than shoplifters. Its not that farfetched.

Checked and have they fuck.
It was pretty mental the complete turn in character, one minute nice as pie, next minute telling me they'll come to my hospital bed when I'm dying of the coof and ask if I made the right decision.
The irony is the mother, the most vocal of them, now suffers from blood clots and suffered a "mini-heart-attack" a few years ago.

mental innit, get robbed/stabbed/mugged
don't care mate
said fuck niggers on twitter?
11 cops show up

I remember a period where you had to scan a QR code so I took an old nokia out of my junk drawer with me and waved it at them and said it didn't do QR codes. Fucking mental times.

what would I oil my wheelbarrow with then

admitted that you were right

The only people who even really remember the whole affair nowadays are

people who said it was a nothingburger and are still bitter over being ignored

hypochondriacs who are still brainfucked and convinced they're going to die from it any minute

I still see people alone in cars with masks on

Going to try and remove this dent out of a chunk of teak with a damp cloth and a soldering iron. Theory is the steam causes the fibres to swell.
Never done this before. Wish me luck.

Only good thing about the lockdowns (specifically the first one) was how quiet the roads were.

no problem, I'd try with a clothes iron though, better spread, might still need a light sand, or just plane it out if you have decent plane and a sharp blade

My fondest memory is ignoring the supermarket npc following me for 10 minutes and trying to get my attention because I wasn't obeying the directional arrows they'd stuck to the floor.

"sir...sir...excuse me sir...you're going the wrong way, sir...sir?...do you understand me sir?..."

Fun times.

The first group are based
lol, with so many services now going online that's actually not a bad shout, dumb phone your way through any stupid government service that requires some sort of gay app
Oh god yeah, that was the big fake larp at the time, all those fake deathbed confessions that they wished they had taken the vax (and got booooosted now)
I remember winding up my friends just prior to the 2020 Autumn lockdowns by laughing at the Clappening over the summer and them denying all participation of it when I know they had taken part as some of them had mentioned it over zoom during lockdown 1. Like Peter denying Jesus they too denied their new god

That doesn't look like a variable temperature iron

Any of you lads ever have that thing happen where people in your hometown think you're some kind of forren and ask where you're from because you don't have the local accent? Happens to me all the time. Is it a spacker thing? I'm a bit of a spacker, and I suspect that may be what causes people to never acquire their local accent. It's frustrating having to explain to people that I am in fact born and raised in the area, because I know they're thinking I'm one of those mega-spastic uberforrens who gets sensitive about being identified as forren.

On the flip side, I'm exotic everywhere I go, which is a point with the grils

i got to stay at home and bang my gf daily
she left me after the lockdowns got lifted

The quiet before the storm of the arrival of the Boriswave
I hate how so much of the Covid shit is still about, lazy staff not peeling the stickers off or removing now filthy hand san stations, posters with no longer functioning info, shitty screens and bizarre new operating norms. My Tesco is still no longer 24hrs

How many Windrushes to one Boriswave?

My Tesco is still no longer 24hrs

Yeah, same here. They snuck that one in under the radar, didn't they?

I actually have the perfect iron, it's like a giant soldering iron, flat face about the size of a fifty pence piece, used for tacking down dry mounting film typically

Piss off gobbo

why would i give a shit if some nerd wants to censor his own information intake?

So many of the decisions were bizarre, a disease that is combatted by space but they reduced the number of train carriages and reduced shop opening hours to much less than they are now. I imagine they never brought back 24hr opening because the cost/profit calculation just wasn't there, and probably hadn't been for ages so now was a good cover.

Meal deals are still £3.60 instead of £3.

everyone everywhere is josh

He really does secretly control a lot doesn't he? Most important man in runcorn

Exposes himself further

You just can't help it can you.
You're easy to spot when you think you're not. Then you exposed yourself even more
Sad fat twat

And you need a clubcard

Also remember when they were only letting so many people in supermarkets at a time and there was a queue snaking round the whole of the car park with fuming people stood 2m apart. I was getting a bit miffed because I didn't that and the only home delivery slots were about eight weeks away. My mate at work said 'if you're an essential worker you can jump the queue, just wear your uniform and you can walk straight in!' I thought, nah, that'll never work but I tried it and it did work. Strolled straight past a hundred fuming karens and then again on the way out with my cider and ice cream.

he's fantasising about josh exposing himself again

You just can't stop thinking about cock

You're on the ropes
Malding even

I I'm not josh

But he's a top lad he is and he's from Runcorn I know becyhes so famous and

Lol sad fat twat. Can't help yourself can you?

All those memes doing the rounds with stuff like "where's your degree?" "What makes you smarter than the scientists?"
They were saying stuff like that to me word for word, and it's difficult to put into words how fucking surreal it was to hear it in the flesh.

>filthy hand san stations

Said this before but I remember going into a drs surgery to put a prescription in for my dad, I go up to the receptionist and before I can even say anything the facemasked woman behind a slab of perspex barks at me to use the hand sanitiser first. I say "oh no thank you" and the double-take she did was absolutely beautiful. I probably mindbroke her in the moment tbqh.

24hr Tesco.

There were a couple of them around here, even an Asda but they all stopped 24hrs during the coof. Cunts

So many of the decisions were bizarre

stay at home and breathe your family's recycled air over and over

go to work the next day and infect someone else who will go home and infect his entire family

rinse and repeat

It might have worked if they hadn't decided that "essential workers" included about half the fucking population!

Yeah, and the shops never have decent reception so you have to use their WiFi to use your coupons because even if you ask for physical ones, they never get delivered or you're automatically opted out.

for me it was the

you must do X

nah that's advice luv

beehebebebebeb what ?

yeah that's advice, it's not law

b b b but

yep

Is josh in the room with you right now? When the voices come out of the walls, do they speak in Scouse banter?

ClVjeUqO is crynonce
he wrote these posts and continues to bear a grudge in every thread

Weeew look at him mald.
Pissed him off so much by spotting his larp that he's doing the "you're this guy I made up" but now
BTFO

He's a faggot from those posts but so are you for fucking linking them
both of you need to kill yourselves

It's literally him.
Nobody cries about getting a ban
Literally crying? Omg this is him samefagging then saying that's you that is durrr

2 teenage girls asked if they could record me while the other one slaps my head.
I said yes.
I got a big hard not gonna lie.

Corrrr lucky anon

happyslapping is back

You type in the exact style as those linked posts, you use the same words, you have the same constant asspain about the runcorn nonce, it's blatantly you and you're cringe as fuck

"What makes you smarter than the scientists?"

Doubly funny that this came years after Gove's comments about being tired of experts, when experts repeatedly make the wrong call then common sense will out, as it often does. If we had listened to them fully then we'd unironically still be in lockdown
Simply saying "no" the angry woman public sector occupied state is so shocking to them, funny also how hand san literally did nothing, it was respiratory (if it actually properly existed) ffs! The pharmacy in my GP shut down because they weren't propped up during Covid so now it's still just empty lol

I'm not using a pass. I never have.
I'm not 'ducknonce' or James or landlordanon or Bogdan. I've been banned hundreds of times. I don't give a fuck lol. Fat nonce is malding because I spotted his VPN larp

Lel cool sure josh
Y your James
You're landlordanon
You're ducknonce etc
Nope. Good try though

I remember going to Tesco once and just strolling in without a mask. They had a spotty school leaver on the door and as I passed he said

"sir...excuse me, sir"

so I just ignored him and carried on.
On the way out I noticed he'd been joined by a manager. As I approached the exit, the "work experience week" intern pointed me out to the manager who came over to speak to me

"excuse me, sir..."

so I ignored him too, and carried on exiting the shop. As I walked away, I heard the spotty oik say

"See! He just ignored you"

Still makes me grin to this day.

Remember those directional arrows around supermarkets?
Remember the mongs who would stay directly two feet away from you?
Had a good laugh with the later, if I saw one waiting for me to move, I'd hang around a little bit longer.

I member green and red lights to get into Tesco and having to fucking queue up for whatever was left and yeah people like uhhhh excuse meh, but you need to, nah luv you need to fuck off lol

I haven't owned a clothes iron for 10 years.
Worked a bit. Could maybe tease it out more but I think I'm just going to fill it with wax before danish oil.

Better off just filtering him rather than engaging.

Wouldnt you want to add the oil before waxing?

Josh using all his SIM cards and proxies to try to pin his larps on me kekestan. What a sad fat paedo. Weird how he uses the same phrases in each though and when he gets spotted larping goes off on one about how great josh is. Like every foreign flag just knows the nonce and that he's from Runcorn. He gets big mad when he gets busted, uses all his sock puppets to attack with lol

So true

>"See! He just ignored you"

Hahahaha

No. That's my travelling iron from my electrical toolbox. I've got a proper soldering station.
I have different toolboxes for different jobs.

posters with no longer functioning info

lol yeah.
I remember seeing some little sign in an ASDA the other day about keeping 2 metres apart.
Don't know why they don't just take the fucking things down.

fuck off 77th, grow some fucking balls

I had a chunk out of a desk but I play warhammer so I just filled it with green stuff and then painted it to match and varnished it.

1pbtid

Oh he mad lol

I've got a proper soldering station, a heat gun with various heads and this wee shitty handheld for wee fixes out and about.

Leaded solder I hope?

Managers don't care and normal staff really don't care, in my old job it was me basically purging all the Covid shit as soon as possible because I hated looking at all of it

based soldererererer
got a hakko myself

Getting Bamedad vibes from this post

i can make another one if you like faggot

Got a metcal I rescued from a skip. Just needed a new transformer on the power board.

I haven't owned a clothes iron for 10 years

me neither ironing is against my religion, you can borrow my spot iron if you like or bring it round and I'll plane smooth and crisp for you

Yes. I would come to think of it. Cheers anon. I wasn't thinking.

based lad
lost art

It's the old folk I see still walking round with masks on that makes me angry.
They're still terrified of something that was 90% bullshit from 5 years ago. The govt ruined their golden years with fear.
I would happily swing the whole of parliament from lamp posts by their Jermyn Street silk ties, the bastards.

Asbestos fingers. She's fine.

Not me lad. All my kids are white.

That's actually me. Haven't been posting much lately but she has a boyfriend now and I had to put the cat down and I'm a bit lonely.

Nope. Never seen it anywhere.

I rmember finding it utterly bizarre seeing people driving in their cars still wearing a mask, even more so given they were most likely alone. I'd always take mine off as soon as left any supermarket/building.

from 5 years ago

pls anon

she has a boyfriend now

Is he white?

I had to put the cat down and I'm a bit lonely.

Sorry to hear that lad.

oh no sorry fren
i hope kot was a good lad and you had many years i have a kot too came close to losing him when he got sepsis had to pay a grand to keep him alive

Nice. I once soldered a new capacitor on the motherboard of our number plate printing pc on my lunch break. My workmates thought I was mad but 20m and it was up and running again.
Suddenly had hundreds of laptops and pcs to fix from everyone and their granny.

Know those feels mate. Mine are 18 and 16 now. Don't speak as much as I'd like.

never wore a mask, at the peak I'd use a bandanna, bandit style just to avoid confrontation whilst signalling my disdain, never tested either, I had a mate visiting and we went to his mate's house, he just happened to be a jew BBC producer, said I thought it was all bullshit, he refused to shake my hand and the vibe was bad the whole time, fucking cunt in his million pound riverside "green" house

Yeah, he's a tree surgeon and likes cutting down big trees which I'm not a fan of, but I was running out of hope of grandchildren at all so good news on that front.

I spent so much on vets bills while she was poorly it was unreal. Not even my cat, it was my sisters but I ended up with her because it bullied her pugs. She was a bitch but she had personality. She was over twenty, I'd had her for nearly ten.

Yeah that happens when people find out you fix stuff. I charge £10 per item, plus parts if needed.

ah wow over 20 thats mental mate she had a good long life then. sad for your loss though buddy. but don't cry for the loss, smile because it happened

badly worded. i mean smile because of the time you had together

never wore a mask

Nor me. I just used the magic words

"I'm exempt"

I never bothered telling them that it was commie bullshit that I was exempt from.

I had to put the cat down and I'm a bit lonely.

Want a hug?

She'd gone too far, I was worried about whether to put her down or not but then she had some kind of cat stroke and half of her didn't work and I knew it was over. They don't understand shit so it was time to take responsibility. She was posted here a few times and was right about Russia invading Ukraine when Eddie was wrong.

oh your cat on the stairs guy
RIP for your cat buddy.
you did the right thing I guess, rather than let her suffer for your own reasons. You're good man.

A suitable epitaph.
Your cat was less of a pussy than Eddie.

Lmao at the bpd redditor anti natalist suicide bombing a fertility clinic in America.
The internet really brings out the numpties.

did a mate's key fob recently, new micro switches, fucking tricky, then the wouldn't start turns out there's a passive transponder in the case I'd missed but by that time I'd desoldered the new switches, then had to try and resolder but the fucking trace was gone on one pole ended up hard wiring straight to the chip, got there in the end