POLISH 2025 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS

EXIT POLLS: 9PM CEST/ 3PM ET

polymarket: polymarket.com/event/poland-presidential-election

polls: ewybory.eu/wybory-prezydenckie-2025-polska/sondaze-prezydenckie/

CANDIDATES:

Trzaskowski

Favorite to win the race. His views depend on who is asking and what polls says. Vice-head of Civic Platform (Platforma Obywatelska), largest party amongst those that formed current government. Center right or left, depending where wind blows.

Nawrocki

The only candidate having meaningful chance against Trzaskowski, head of the Institute of National Remembrance, officially non partisan, unofficially everyone knows he is candidate of the largest opposition party, Law and Justice (Prawo i Sprawiedliwosc). Former boxer, swindled studio apartment from some old guy that ended up in social welfare house and lend him money with 20% interest. Socially right wing, economically lefty as it gets..

Everyone below has no chances unless someone assassinates those 2 above.

Mentzen

Candidate of Confederacy (Konfederacja), usually overestimated in polls. For a moment he was tiptoeing Nawrocki, only to dive after he activated protocol 4.9% (it's a joke referring Confederacy party and 5% threshold in parliamentary elections, every time they are good in the polls someone has to go full retard and tank them) . Realistically he is in the race to build support for the next parliamentary elections, since there is decent chance next government won't be made without them. Sfw Anon Babble option, right wing. If your daughter gets raped and you want her to give birth to rapist child, he is your guy.

Holownia

Former Got Talent (Polish edition) presenter, current speaker of polish sejm (house of representatives), head of Holownia 2050 party. This term anti-system candidate classically turned into fully fledged slippery and scummy politician in coalition with Polish People's Party, who are synonym of partisanship. Center.

Biejat

Former member of Together party (Razem). This election Anon Babble waifu. Lefty (equality, diversity, inclusivity etc. etc.).

Zandberg

Born in Denmark to polish immigrants, lefty giga-chad that will gladly put his hands into your pockets. Co-head of Together (Razem) party.

Braun

''God bless. This is Braun. Gregory Michael Braun. Poland for Poles, not Ukrainians, Jews or Americans. To hell with EU and death to the enemies of the state. Pederasts and perverts won't be educating our children. Church, schools and guns''. Polish extinguisher of jewish symbols. NSFW Anon Babble option.

Stanowski

Polish version of Joe Rogan, participates in this elections to expose polish politics and politicians, make money and to expand his contacts and youtube ranges.

Senyszyn, Jakubiak, Woch, Bartoszewicz, Maciak

Senyszyn is either bored with life or lefty mule (supporting lefty agenda) just like Jakubiak (he supports Nawrocki and probably bought votes, again). Woch is meme candidate, Bartoszewicz is literal who? and Maciak is another who? and an russian asset.

Polska gurom!

Braunchad reporting in, hope everyone is having a comfy Sunday, God bless you all <3

i hope that Russia invades your shithole country

I vote for Vladimir Putin to send ballistic missle in the centre of Warsaw of 100 megaton power but he will not do this as this is jewish city and he is jew himself. Thanks for audience.

Why so negative, frens? Just relax and enjoy the show with some popcorn in hand

hate will not win

Polymarket down for everyone or just me? Anyone got screenshots?

a pole slandering Prinz Eugen

This is the gayest shit I've seen all month. Take your nationplay shit back to Anon Babble