WW3 STARTS IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS

less than two weeks

Kys nigger

unusually intense saber rattling

Two weeks, my guy

nothing ever happens

Nothing ever happens and even if it did it's a nothingburger

RF can only suck USA dick. Nothing else.
RF is not USSR.

Russia is done playing footsie with off the rails cocaine addicts, don't say we didn't warn you retards.

It's been a pleasure shit posting with you all.

This happens every timeloop and ends badly for Ukraine.

When the roaming Ukrainian Mercs start a mission of global terror and Makarov Russia just like Fall of Duty, we will be older and not wiser to how they were betrayed by American Military Contractors.

This is not a test, its going to strike Kyiv with a conventional non-nuclear payload. NATO might intercept it as being nuclear and then all hell will be loose. This is how wars break out.

They have already been lauching those into Ukraine after running out of rockets idiot.

this
ukraine is just being retarded about it

The warhead will be inert, screen cap my post

Can't they just nuke Ukraine? I would fully support it.

intent to scare

ww3

Okay and? Besides, they did this shit like 2 months ago or something. Big fat nothing burger, no one cares. Russia and Ukraine can suck my cock. So can Palestine and Israel.

HIJACKING YOUR GAY THREAD dzannies tongue my anus for not giving this thread the abortion treatment the moment it was posted fuckin faggots:

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This thread is now about the Beaners who ran into the Brooklyn Bridge and the jumping beans who fell to their death.

Can confirm. My AIPAC handler has a cousin who works for Mossad and told me at breakfast today. BTW thanks tax payers for the breakfast on you this morning! We'll pay you back somehow.

No it will be loaded with bad dragon dildoes then Putin will volunteer for rape in prison

I twisted my body and leaned over to the side with my half arse tilted up and pushed out the most intense fart just now.

stink instant

Yea the seven years war was the first world war

happening roach

Anon Babble is finally restoring

good, just nuke me already

It's going to be loaded with HOT CUM.

Greatest peace offering ever btw

maybe i am having a deja vu, but didn't they did that once in 2023 or 2024 ? anyway, nothing will happen

They NEVER launched an ICBM in this war. They've been using short range ballistic missiles like Iskandars. They also used a medium range one a few months ago. Launching an ICBM is a major escalation because it is designed to only carry nuclear warheads and its the only missiles capable of reaching US.

Superheated I mean by then it’s just stinky steam because cum is just 99% salt water

bro shut the fuck up we're talking about the brooklyn bridge incident

ICBM aren't a nuke, dipshit. ICBM's have been fired repeatedly at Ukraine. Nothing new.

It would be new if it levels the admin/gov sector of Kyiv. It won't.

It would probably be interesting to see more Oreshnik's. Are they?

Ukraine gets antsy every 5 minutes. It's called war

According to the OP's article, the ukies say the missile is expected to have a "training payload"

nah
I believed you guys the last time
this time I will not care fuck off

it would be a shame if it was a non nuclear payload but Russian drunkness and typical russian behavior caused them to accidentally load it with a high yield nuclear MIRV barrage
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Omg missile defence stat. The Russians are firing? Yawn. How many times have we heard it. Got to stay relevant and in the news

It would result in this.

Holy shit my fuck balls! Batman! Shit balls!

Everybody PAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAACK

leftie fag post

Sorry but you got it wrong, WW3 starts in 2 weeks

Even the small towns

no nukes

just a test into the middle of nowhere in jewkraine

Why they don't just blast kiev just shows you this is all theatre, that's literally all they have to do.

What war was that?
What about the cold war?

The ghost will shoot it down. Screencap this.

scaring Ukraine

The invasion was just a prank then

this thread is now the WW3 waiting room

ENJOY and EXCITING
I wonder where the rooskie missiles silos are aimed right now
it would be entertaining to find out the hot and spicy way

Doubt it. But if it does happen, it wasn't by Russia.

NOTHING-EVER-HAPPENS-BRO CHECKING IN

only roaches will survive

so a false flag

got it

they have, literally at the start of the war when the were low on missiles they took the nuclear warheads off some old ICBMS to fire into kyiv

Globohomo megadeath machine could maybe plant fake data in all the NATO radar logs but I expect China can see ballistic launches as well and I wonder if they would call bullshit if it was obvious to their monitors

they literally did not. There is a difference between short range ballistic missiles and ICBM's

Best Korea strategies, yawn

1 boton

the call that erased Europe

TWO MORE WEEKS

TWO MORE WEEKS

TWO MORE WEEKS

So just another oreshnik strike against Ukraine

NEXT

the oreshnik was a icbm

it would result in this

It really wouldn’t

nah that shit was an IRBM with 5,000km range. It can't hit the US. ICBM's are +9,000km range.

by definition of ICBM ur wrong

UKRAINE’S MILITARY INTELLIGENCE HUR REPORTS

It's not Jewkraine launching the missile bros! It's Russia! Attack them!

By what metric?

true it was a irbm i was wrong, dont really see how them using a icbm changes anything only thing different is the payload north korea launches them all the time, the only time it matters is if there is a nuclear payload

I'm a nigger. I'm a fucking nigger. Fucking help me, I'm a fucking NIGGER

oops

no one can help you nigger

How come Russia hasn't "tested" a nuke just for show yet ?

training and test launch to scare and intimidate

Nothingburger excpet that Russia has regressed to NK tier diplomacy.

they tried to it just didnt work lol

it was a ballistic missile so to be fair it’s not such a big difference in the weapon profile itself, just a matter of how long the rocket motor burns

No one gives a shit if russia can nuke europe or japan. When you start threatening the mainland US thats when shit becomes real. Thats why the cuban missile crisis almost led to WW3 because russian nukes were just 2,000km's from D.C.

How many times do we need to go over this OP

RUSSIA WILL LAUNCH AN INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE TONIGHT WITH THE INTENT OF SCARING

so nothing ever happens and i still have to go to work after not being able to rest at all
great

I'm sure America under trump will respond harshly!

north korea did the same shit and trump walked over the border with kim in response its just not happening

It better be a nuke, otherwise no one is gonna listen. lmao

I hate niggers

USA is afraid to fire their minutemen, they have 0% confidence in them
They are so old and poorly understood they've become a diceroll just to even testfire
They're hanging on the thin thread of being designed by teh last of America's aryan engineers

if they base it off the soviet doctrine, almost all aimed at poland, which is highly likely since we can see in ukraine that they are still stuck in the soviet union with the doctrines
if they updated their modus operandi slightly, its split 50/50 poland usa
mostly because most of their shit probably cant reach the us anyway

just rest at work
I mean it’s Poland, not like you have anything important to do anyway

Intercontinetal Missile

Neihbour State

So what are they gonna fuckin do, fly it around the entire world and then land it un Ukraine, like it's fuckin Loony Tunes? FFS. But it reminds they were proud they could have a missile break the sound barrier too, so I guess it's impressive for them. Maybe Putin will try to intimidate them by showing off the heated seats in his Limousine next.

not the same shit. north korea has maybe 2 or 3 active icbm's (none of which are MIRVs). US would intercept those junk without breaking a sweat. Russia has thousands of ICBM's all of which split into 12 separate nukes, involving decoys. There is no chance in hell US can prevent ALL russian nukes from hitting their targets because there is so many of them.

the Soviet Warsaw Pact nuclear doctrine was to aim all their nuclear missiles at Warsaw?

This band name is bugging me. Maybe we will have a reason to remember Monday?

I had a dream last night where I said the nigger word with a hard r

maybe they’ll aim it really high up and do a barrel roll and come right back down
it would be a nice sendoff for human civilization

stop moving the goal post, Russia is just launching a non nuclear ICBM on Kyiv that's it, there's been no war when Korea launches IBCMs over Japan into the sea why would there be war with a pro Russian American government now?

I had a dream the other week that some rapper made a song where he kept saying nigger Hitler nigger Hitler nigger Hitler over and over again
sometimes I wonder if I’m losing my mind

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill

ehhh i dont think its gonna be war. but the gloves are coming off, albeit slowly. next step of the escalation after conventional ICBM strike would be a nuclear test. Its a big step up in escalatory ladder.

Kek I could hear some people in my dream walking by with a portable music system blaring ye's new track nhh

The only thing left is to defeat Russia virtually. In reality, Russia has enough missiles to hit every city of nato countries with population over 50k, and Nafo has no such thing, only funny pictures and rotted for 40 years missiles.
The US is puffing up its cheeks now, trying to make a Minuteman to bring back at least some missiles for a nuclear strike. But they're not in service yet.

It's very funny, isn't it? Gayropa and Tranny USA have lost nuclear technology, USA doesn't even know how to enrich pluto.

Russia tests a missile

it's nothing. nothing ever happens.

I wish jannies would start giving bans for you retards who always think something is going to happen when it never does.

Large missiles at speeds that ICBMs go are never inert. If it is launched at Kiev the whole city will feel it, even if just the sound or a trembling

That would be something happening, therefore it won't happen.

Wow what a genius military strategy that is 100% real and not just some bullshit they made up.

Step 1: Russia threatens ICBM launch.
Step 2: Anon Babble goes into pants-shitting 'WWIII HAPPENING' mode.
Step3: Russian ICBM blows up on the launchpad.
Step 4: Anon Babble goes into pants-shitting 'BLUE BEANS HAPPENING' mode.
....it's all so tiresome....

They test ICBMs all the time. The ukranian piggies are squeeling about it because that's what they do. And you're falling for it, because you're a moron.

They are building their own empire and if it must be over a west that has been turned to ash, so be it. China is only interested in having allies that are out of the usual western hegemony. Right now, China is trying to spread America thin and so far it's working.

Kek, pure cope and projection, love it.

LESS THAN 12 HOURS

and two weeks hahahahahahahaahahahaaaaaa

I will kill the bastard who vandalized this poor seal.

do you realize how much more costly an icbm is than a short range bm? retard? an ICBM cost about 100 short range ballistic missile

Nothing ever happens faggot

if they base it off the soviet doctrine, almost all aimed at poland

the most mentally healthy Pole

dude you can't even beat a country led by a comedian

So what are they gonna fuckin do, fly it around the entire world and then land it un Ukraine, like it's fuckin Loony Tunes?

Rolling for Putin to do this because it would be fucking hilarious and perfect for clown world

Occasionally testing ICBMs is part of the price you pay for owning them in the first place. If you don't test them then you may as well not have them at all.

If they do that I would support war with russia. Fucking rapey faggots cant take an olive branch then they can burn.

Is it armed with nuke-u-lar warheads

which you would not be fighting in yourself, naturally, right?
eat a shotgun

can someone tell Poutin to send rocket WITH NUKE HEAD
Not empty.

soviets created them to send with NUKE

not empty

with a conventional non-nuclear payload.

it will bring 0 damage

suck rpckets was created for nukes

Piutin just wasting them by sending them empty

Olive wood is very flammable, can't blame them

it will bring 0 damage

just because the surface looks fine doesn't mean the bunker's content isn't pink mist

Oh no, the Soviets have developed ICBM technology? Who let this happen.

t. I was in a coma for 65 years

UPDATE: THE LAUNCH HAS BEEN DELAYED TWO WEEKS. I REPEAT, IN TWO WEEKS IT'S HAPPENING.

Fpv droning slav niggers and cuban niggers. Eat a dick faggot your island will be next

Is that the missile that failed last time?

They are rotated and fixed weekly you idiot. This hasn't changed for 45 years, since SAC was a thing.

good think we have a mini iron dome around our city

They're going to do it, as they have many times before, and there won't be a war. Cope and seethe, faggot.

finally
just kill everybody.

We already had ICBMs flying and the world didn't end

Ukraine military intelligence

You mean Jews
Jews that want a world wide nuclear war for their great reset and will do anything to get power back , including a nuclear false flag. If it happens , you know what to do , kill every Jew you can find.

No warheads loaded again? Meh. Zero damage shit. Nukes or bullshit.

sure bud

K, keep me posted

Let me know when they launch the sub orbital

5000km would reach Europe from Asia, or Africa. This is just more kvetching. Them telling Ukraine they won't take 5 regions, they'll take 8, that's not good diplomacy?
Fucking nafo, every time.

Well here's hoping. Best birthday ever.

numerals and something actually happens

I was just beginning to make some gains at art. Right now may be as good as I ever am at drawing. The last thing I drew was my magnum opus.

No it wont
Because nothing ever happens
even the war in Ukraine was a non-happening because they spent the two procceding months priming the public for it to start.

Broke take

The seven years war was just another theater of the Nepolionic World War

Re rolling for this

Ackshually, the Second Punic War was the real World War 0. The War of Serbian Aggression should be called WW MCDLXXXVIII

It only has 5000km Range because of the increased payload. Same Rocket just less fuel and more Warheads. It still has the trajectory and speed of an ICBM.

1 ballistic missile? Wtf are they gonna do with that

Everyday I’m suffering su-su-suffering

No, WW3 will start next year.

try to make your lies more believable

WW3 STARTS IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS

Nobody cares that much about ukraine

It looks like it may actually be over this time. It’s been nice knowing you lads.

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