Amerimutts will see this and be like: "Lush."
Amerimutts will see this and be like: "Lush."
Imagine how cool the AC is in those homes and modern furnishings, I can play Xbox all day there
U guys just don't get it. Non Americans don't get it bro.
If you are visiting this neighborhood or hell ANY American suburban neighborhood and you have to pee where are you supposed to pee? It's weird how there's no public bathrooms, and no water fountains either.
Glad I don't live in the UK where you're stacked 100 people on top of each other and you hate everyone.
I've actually been to american suburbs like this. They're not as bad as you think. Just give it a decade or two for the trees to grow.
More like 'loosh', amririte??!
Why would you be in one of these neighborhoods if you don't already own a home or are friends with someone there? Best case scenario you're a solicitor, in which case all you have to do is politely ask someone to use their restroom. Worst case scenario you're a jogger looking to jog open some glass windows and jog anything not bolted to the floor, in which case fuck you.
Bangladeshis will see this and be like "where are all the mosques!?"
There's more life in a cemetery than there.
I pee in my bathroom you fucking weirdo.
Why the fuck would you go to a neighborhood where you don't know any of the residents?
I have no feeling of community here. Do humans really live like this in the suburbs?
This is what happens when you let niggers take over your cities.
Then feel free not to come here?
If you need 30 residents packed in a 100 ftsq area to feel community, you're welcome to it. But not everyone needs to live like rats in a nest crawling over each other to feel community.
What makes you think there is any more sense of a community in a tower block than there is in a characterless suburb?
Imagine how cool the AC is in those homes
whatever it is mine's probably better
and modern furnishings
the what the fuck does that even mean
I can play Xbox all day there
same my nigger
don't really need AC right now tho I could use some heating instead, strange weather we are having
the depressing thing about it is that all of those people are living in basic boxes. They have the space and ability to make something beautiful and they build those communist level things.
i mean, it's obviously new.
once the trees grow it will look a lot nicer.
I live here, but I've also lived in the UK, I have like 8 of your backyards.
Not every american lives in or loves the suburbs, and suburbia exists in European countries too.
You couldn't afford one of those houses.
I like your floors but the crooked tv is triggering my autism
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nigger nobody should live in those crap houses.
your people used to know how to build a good house...
There are just houses, you fucking bugman. Where are the recreational areas? Your parks? Not even an outdoor gym for your fatass
Pakis and shitskins with European flags will come on here and insult American Anglos and think, "ha, ha. i fooled them."
Go home.
Oh hey, yet another thread for Euros to seethe about suburbs when they have no idea what suburban life is actually like.
I have 5 parks, a marina and a train station to NYC in my tiny village.
I bet you live with somalis.
There are different kidns of suburbs. Ops pic is a farmers field that had a costco and a bunch of houses dropped in by a single home building contractor who built the entire subdivision. The trees are newly planted. Just off camera are large parks, small retailers, restaurants, and schools.
American suburbs follow the terrain, and not all of them are as bleak as Op's converted farmland.
I like your floors
it's absolute standard mid tier flooring here, that's Real Wood
but the crooked tv is triggering my autism
meh this is temporary location and that particular TV is old as shit
Here is a typical suburb in American suburb layout (the converted farmers field mentioned above, similar to what OP posted). There will be a grid of lower income homes with smaller lots, and then sections with larger homes and larger lots. Every home is just a few blocks away from a park or other greenspace and a mass transit hub. The grid of homes do not extend for miles, OP pic is just really zoomed in to one section.
Are americans even allowed to grow potatoes in these glorified rowhouses? In all these suburbia pics there's never any plants or gardens just lawns. do americans not do gardening or keep crops for fun? or are they not allowed to?
Not only can you grow potatoes like some post soviet starving finn but you can also have your own backyard swimming pool. Neat isnt it.
Suburban culture is all about pride over ones lawn. Americans yearn for a larger lawn, and hire a Mexican to mow it for them. This is the way.
Noo you can't live in a nice, large house made of inexpensive materials!!!
No somalis here. Cool cope though.
It's good to hear that life in the suburbs arn't so bleak as OP's pic suggests.
You really feel like talking shit right now, Abdullah?
so why do you not have gardens then?
still not seeing any gardens. c'mon at least plant a berry bush or an apple tree.
that house is also built out of inexpensive materials it is just well designed that where you cut your costs.
in fact that house costed 5 000$ when was built.
it was a point of pride for the architect - he wanted to build a good affordable house.
why do I know more about it than you? you fucking live there. niggers...
ITT non-Americans once again seething and coping about us while we literally never think about them for even one second, lmao even
People in suburbs do have gardens. You spamming stock photos of american suburbs and getting mad about a country you have never even been to doesnt change that fact.
Usually people who want a garden buy an acreage instead of a suburban home. A 1 acre plot gives you a lot of garden options.
Raised bed gardening is the more popular method for suburbs and acreages at the edge of a city.
it looks awesome
is that actually for the pic in question?
i know everyone loves falling for fake news here on the board. Canada and America both are several thousand kilometers wide, and you have some dipshit cherry pick this one area and start making an ass out of themselves while a bunch of idiots follow suit behind
much harder to get abducted by aliens
This is safety via uninhabitability by the lesser races, we could quite easily make the suburbs look like the shire. What's the use if gets ruined by one pack of niggers though
Our new neighborhoods suck
A lot of neighborhoods in New England look great
To be fair some subdivisions with aggressive HOAs do not allow gardens. Usually such places have no real backyards anyway. Most HOA ban front yard gardens.
There's apartment buildings in the US too, retard
I’m sorry a BRIT is posting this?
Lol.
is that actually for the pic in question?
No its just a generic 21st century farmland suburb which is what Op's pic came from. Every city in north america has these as a result of urban sprawl encroaching on the farmland.
The point was that the suburbs are not miles and miles of the same house on a grid. They are engineered to be self-contained communities with an optimized mix of retail, schools, green space and homes.
nigger free zone
Sitting on floor with tv on cardboard box
haha u jelly?
what seems to be more popular is the european house-over-shop kind of apartment-"strip mall" (i guess youd call it) urban constrictions. ive helped build and layout a few
i haven't heard of the farm prison zoning here, well, at least not yet
We have those here too, usually mixed in or on the edge of the big block retail zones.
Pic related was dropped right into a fucking walmart parking lot. Pretty grim.
We have those here and the commercial properties on the ground floor are usually vacant or some chinese money laundering business. So much for the 5 minute walkable cities the leftoids cry about
I live in a big detached house that is inside the city.
These are built wherever people are unemployed and criminal.
the vacant shop or taco grill for money laundering bricks of caetel coke is an absolute STAPLE of California. it just wouldn't be what it is without it
those chinese operations are a bit more eastward in state
I grew up on a working farm that bred and sold sheep and chickens.
It happens in california too. Go to the San Gabriel Valley in Los Angeles County and marvel at all the boba shops, bootleg clothing stores, and chinese travel agencies that somehow stay in business in these mixed used buildings without having any sort of foot traffic or clientele.
Did you have sex with the sheep?
i live in the san Gabriel valley and you just got things clicking in my head.
where the fuck did all these tea and boba shops come from, and how can they afford this massive rent cost. there's just more and more and yet more showing on up around here. an average house hear is approaching a million dollars and gentrifying rapidly since i was little
NOT PART OF THE HAROMNYY....
What's the point of these suburbs besides being far away from niggers, but still within driving distance of your job?
The US has so much land, if I was american I'd live on a large plot where I'd have to drive to go see my neighbours.
I heard people who live there never walk around the neighborhood, because they all hate each other and don't want to interact with neighbors, every time someone steps outside a Karen across the street will keep a careful list of all the actions said person performs and will spend the rest of the day looking up if the person who stepped outside broke any local criminal or bylaws in order to promptly inform the respective authorities, or they are just tired from working to pay the mortgage/property tax/insurance/maintenance/repair bills to actually afford to live there and just spend their time off in a semi-vegetative state watching netflix and eating goyslop. Is this true?
Sounds like a dream to me.
Pure ccp money laundering and the ridiculous housing prices are also partly to blame on mainland chinks buying homes here. You want another reason those shops are obvious money laundreing fronts? Other retail business rentals that arent chink controlled like say in downtown would rather have their whole building be empty because then they have cheaper property taxes yet these chink mixed units, even the lease manager is some chink real estate agent, would rather have a rub and tug or some other chink scam that barely makes money fill move in. The donut shops at least make actual money because they sell scratchers and cigarettes and asians are degenerate gamblers.
that's very common. whats also common is people to buy the land as an investment, sit on it and horse trade them for equity, making all kinds of money
so, you probably would want like tens of acres, for yourself in the middle of nowhere? unless its a godforsaken nowhere desert its not gonna be as cheap as you think anon
How the fuck do I install central AC in Europe
how do americans live like this? (each blue bit is water) i dont get it.
does the water not pose a serious danger, drowning, flooding, infestation, issues planning roads. underground cabling etc?
can you just dive off your garden into the lagoon and swim out to sea?
what happens if some scumbags steal a boat and invade your back garden?
what happens if you want to cycle to town centre, or the supermarket? you have to take a car over a big bridge?
You have to be very wealthy to own a plot unless you find one without building codes.
At least gotta have a rentoid property or work online to sustain yourself.
But chinks and jeets are your competition so good luck.
I had to fight my way tooth and nail through doing carlife and renovating a house for rentoids dealing with gangstalkers and then using the (((accident))) settlement to buy land without building codes in the mountains which will cost me at least 30k to drill a well. Gonna have to sell the house when it's time to get running water.
Never forget ruby ridge and waco too. If you're not a gun owner it will be a bit more difficult for them to plant shit on you but never put too much trust in zogbots.
America is the fucking bad goy
The problem is women. A lot of guys do go and buy a hobby farm which usually includes a workshop and several outbuildings for hobbies like car collecting and offroading. One of the buildings is often turned into a man cave with a fuckhuge golf simulator and sports bar.
The problem is if they ware married women want to be in suburbs close to other gossipy women, and close to other families and school "for the kids". The only women who want to live in pic related are women obsessed with horses. Fuck I hate horses....
You can't that's the thing your community would shun you that's why Europe doesn't innovate
Never forget ruby ridge and
im literally shopping for property in Bonner's ferry, standpoint, ruby ridge, etc... right now as i browse Anon Babble
i hope the scathing hatred for the state is still alive and well. at least i can die around my people either old, or atop a pile of empty brass casings fighting the evil zog child diddling evil on my way to the next world
No I mean where do you even buy it? If you open a European website of a global A/C manufacturer, you'll find that they focus on mini splits exclusively and say nothing about ducted solutions. How do I buy it and install it here?
i hate the uk
doesn't want to live like electrons inside of a CPU
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Looks comfy imagine the string lights, bbqs, luaus, you can do so much with this
jealous trolling
Nobody cares what you think. Do us all a favor and neck yourself.
Can't believe not a single string light desu holy shit
Not a single tiki torch
Brits don't know how to live
>Sitting on floor
no I have one of those gigacomfy bag things
the tv is the perfect height with this setup I have a table from I don't fucking know 1985 but it's 2x as high and that's bullshit
Cetnik you will die
you obviously don't know how much a tiki torch license is
average english flat
Chetniks were based thoughbeit
come to think of it I should leave the setup like that and put one of these up in the room
Florida is a special case, those are all homes for retired pensioners. The 1980s-2008 saw that massive housing bubble where they could not build houses fast enough as "every boomer wanted to retire someplace warm". It was one of the largest housing booms seen in American history. Effortless financing helped people fill these boomer homes up until the bubble burst.
The result was stuff like you have in your pic.
why even have a back yard at that point get rid of the dumb mile of fence and make a community BRA (IRA for you British) training ground. you're gonna need it like the rest of us when start starts crumbling and its time for number 110
Zased. I plan to go out red dawn style fighting commies as well
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I didn't watch your retarded 16 minute video. Why the fuck would I waste 16 minutes over this shit?
B-b-but what about your house?
My house works great, stable, well insulated, no damage after 30 years.
But where will it be in 100 years?
Why the fuck do I care? I wouldn't even want to own a 100 year old home and if I inherited one I'd either tear it down and build a new one or sell it.
Those are not yards, they are places for their dogs to shit.
lots of room for hobbies, your children, dignified living
likely very high white populace
likely with a lake nearby
meanwhile yuropeons live in tiny cuckcell towers with browns left and right
the streets are filled with dogshit and people keep throwing rubbish like crisp packet and bottles into my front garden
what you do not understand is that the place you live in is directly affecting you as a person.
but whatever - if you are happy that all that matters.
I would not be shit talking US suburbs/urban planning as a bong OP
that saves a lot of money on heating / cooling if I am not mistaken.
2000 sq foot homes are the standard for middle class in the states. Who cares if youre right up against your neighbor.
Europeans are lucky to have half that space
I'm sure living in a bugman tiny home or capsule hotel does too
Nah that’s why I live in the country
And what's to understand that the construction is fine? I don't need a solid brick house or whatever. These construction materials are more than sufficient for my needs. I'm not building a castle or a palace meant to resist a siege or show off the status of a ruler, I'm building a wooden house to live in for one generation before advances in technology makes it inconvient to use without further upgrades.
Needs more trees but other than that I don't see a major issue
it is like living in a warehouse. No windows or nice views just whit walls and junk all over the place.
It'll look nice and comfy in 30 years when all those trees are grown.
OLED tvs work better in a dark environment so these blinds stay closed
slav talking about no windows
The living room in the pic you replied to is bigger than your commie bloc apartment and your babushskas dacha combined.
You could always choose to live with Niggers if that’s important to you.
safe neighborhood
friendly white neighbors
proximity for kids to form friendships
nice manicured lawn and attractive landscaping
convenient personal transportation
2-4 thousand square feet to configure to your desires
Some of the best childhoods in the world are had in places like this.
godspeed, fellow chud
man was meant to unburden--not burden--those we care about. all of this is the natural order of things, and why the hooknose kike is the source of all things evil
Those fences could induce a seizure if stared at long enough
Underrated
Needs more trees but other than that I don't see a major issue
Usually in areas like this there are parks or wild nature within walking distance. Kids will get together and hang out in the woods.
If kids go outside at all anymore, I don't know.
amazon has these proximity sensors i keep on my property. set one outside crack my blinds ever so slightly, airgun next to it. see your stupid mongrel pissing or shitting outside the house its getting one to the head, and owner possibly getting one in the lower leg
nice plastic floor there fag and your tv is far too high up to be comfy
2000 sq foot
185m2 huh
Who cares if youre right up against your neighbor.
I would if my walls were made of chipboard but they aren't so I don't give 2 shits plus the nearest store is a 3 minute walk and the nearest school is literally within eyesight from inside the house therefore the density is sure as shit justified
Europeans are lucky to have half that space
got 200m2 though?
>safe neighborhood
because no one leaves the house
>friendly white neighbors
boomers are never friendly
>proximity for kids to form friendships
that literally does not happen because your society is total fucking shit
>nice manicured lawn and attractive landscaping
I got concrete to park 3 shitboxes on and 1 in the garage
>convenient personal transportation
*must be 21 or older to utilize
Could be worse
Americans prefer open floor plans also. you can talk with (or have to yell at the goddamn) kids or whatever while cooking, move stuff easily from the corner, and not have a pointless wall taking up space doing absolutely nothing
id take it a step farther and live in an aircraft hangar, or do what a friend's friend did and buy a giant prefab warehouse building and make a proper house inside it (top king of kings move)
chinese reeducation camps have more soul than that
outside is so shitty you sit inside like an obese sack of shit and need to run the AC to not overeat from your own fat
lets see your passport with American visa stamps showing you've lived in this country at least several months to prove you're not talking out of your ass
No wonder the kids are shooting up schools. Jesus wept, the absolute state.
post your home, i'll rate honestly.
Looks pretty comfy desu
I wish I lived in an American suburb instead of a nigger neighborhood. But I am priced out. I am poor. :(
that's a clean block
What a hellhole. Why doesn't anyone have a freaking garden at the front of their home? The place looks like it's inhabited by literal NPC
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Get fellow whites to move into the nigger neighborhood. Price the niggers out and gentrify that bitch. It's the answer to the affordable housing crisis
we have had 1(one) school shooting
this is where it happened the school is almost in frame
it's between an apartment and a mansion
it's good enough
yeah im sure. you mean to say mohammed or vishnu, paki
these are unfinished and unpopulated, r...right?
the grass and greenery and small commerce will come later, y-yes?
By all means, enjoy your concrete and three-minute walks to the store.
But the suburbs are nice if you have white neighbors, and your seething won't change that.
Thats horrific. I can only imagine the heat. I was finding it too hot today. I had to get out of the sun.
It's cozy for a family. They're meant for families.
There are nice places being built in the usa
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id take it a step farther and live in an aircraft hangar, or do what a friend's friend did and buy a giant prefab warehouse building and make a proper house inside it (top king of kings move)
I like having rooms. I don't want one large open space, but I'm looking for places in the midwest that *have* a large open space so I can work on some personal projects.
So you are saying you are fat then.
Hi fren, most places like this are artificial paradises that is supported by white flight. America has a lot of these sub divisions to house homogeneous white people, its not ideal but it allows faster access to more rural natural environments, and as you know, white people like nature. The big plus is all the faggy whites live in cities with niggers and other undesirable browns. It's working out perfect considering every US city is in astronomical decline, meaning it's all just the suffering of non whites. How is your council home next to the thirty five pakistanis living next door to you and across the street from the primary school? Pic related is about 15 miles from me and the closest city nigger din is about 30 minutes away.
Why doesn't anyone have a freaking garden at the front of their home?
Might be a new development. It's also obviously in the middle of the desert. A lot of homes in areas like that have gravel yards and cacti/succulents instead of grass.
By all means, enjoy your concrete and three-minute walks to the store.
hell yeah
But the suburbs are nice
what the fuck do you think I am talking about kek
suburbs done right, communists could fucking build
Suburbia is fascinating because there's always this quietly thrumming mental illness and barely keeping it together aspect to most of the hogs cordoned in these places. Most of the time there's some authoritarian Homeowner's Association dictating what you can and cannot place on your property, your neighbors will snitch on you if you lawn is too tall and unkempt, it's a place that sort of naturally filters all the shittiest nosey "people" into one area. Almost feels like if this was medieval times these homes would be a bunch of ghetto hamlets for some reason placed right next to one another, and all the gay conflict that would come from that. If we learn in 50 years or so the suburbs were a social experiment to program sociopathy within a populace I would not be shocked.
Compared to my grandma’s commie block in the Czech Republic yeah those are really fucking nice.
Compared to my grandma’s commie block in the Czech Republic
czech blocks sound fucking nice though
open floor plans are the most jewish dogshite ever imagined and I am fucking glad I won't have to deal with that shit ever again
women obsessed with horses
you just know...
My family predates the formation of the United States. My kinsmen died honorable as men of the King. Town housing blocks are garbage.
i know, im a tradesman. ive been on 9 figure projects and many other shindigs quite regularly
when i see no-nothing moron dipshits like this trying to say anything about what we do, or how we do it, it makes me roll my eyes.
last foreigner started trying to run his mouth ghosted and ran away after i started asking him to answer how things are built to what standards, in what localities
You live in England. You really should of hid your flag if you're gonna troll America posting from England of all places.
Americans see this and think “no niggers”
Even if they don’t say that part out loud, that’s the reason places like this are worth living in
America is literally the only country where most people live in houses with their own land. EVERY other country on earth has almost no houses and majority live in town homes or commie blocks. and the homes they do have have about 12 inches between them. I wanna move to a rich swiss alpine small town or a place in the norwegian fjords! I think a swiss alp town would be amazing.
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I wanna live here. Forever.
It's a testament to the safety, convenience, civility, and congeniality of suburban living that seethers have to go out of their way to cite common minor emotional problems and rules against collecting derelict cars on your front lawn to make it look bad.
and the homes they do have have about 12 inches between them
The planned developments that get posted to these suburb-hate threads, maybe, but a lot of suburbs grow organically, street by street, with more variety of layout and islands of green space.
I live in a more rural suburb. I have two neighbors, the closer one is 200 feet away, and I can't see them at all in the summer when the leaves are on the trees.
Thats a ski resort. The houses are built near each other there too. The buildings are large but broken up into one floor chalets. You also need to be renting them out year round to afford the cost of owning the building and the maintenance.
Not exactly you are saying they are. Do take a ski holiday to the Alps. Its really nice. You will also find the prices are just a fraction of what you would pay in the US and almost every single person is white. If you are into that sort of thing.
where are you supposed to pee?
Can't see many trees, but there are a couple.
Suburbs are only fine when they were built 70~ years ago, so they have tons of trees and vegetation. An endless field of ugly grass and the same copy+pasted house is soulless
Do take a ski holiday to the Alps. Its really nice. You will also find the prices are just a fraction of what you would pay in the US and almost every
bullshit, really
i paid $2500 for a week to rent an airbnb house (split 4 ways) and $150/day for lift tickets. we only go 2 full days. i thought Austria/Switz was way more expensive than that.
yuros are such retards, kids go play at each others houses and in backyards, people have barbecues and invite the neighbors, it's the comfiest life. The only issue with OP's pic is lack of mature trees and no fences for backyards.
spacious houses
enough space for a garden but not a mowing headache
garage space
no stairs
Looks good.
where are you supposed to pee?
in cassies mouth
We Americans have very strong bladders. We're just built different, you dumb yuro poor. Stay mad with your bicycle faggot
I know the HOA is not viewed positively for the most part here, but growing up in an HOA neighborhood there were several of these small, hidden parks that were extremely well maintained. Spent tons of time as a kid discovering them.
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