/BOOMERBANE/

How's your dandelions this year, fellas?
There's currently a movement where young people are restoring urban nature
Their plan is simple.
Plant flowers - everywhere.
The dandelion is the bane of the Boomer.
A colorful world full of beautiful flowers with children happily running through them makes them seethe.
This is hyper political as we are surrounded by brutalism and RoundUp(TM) grass, uniform in color and texture.
We must make a more beautiful world for our children - it's political because this is what the Boomers loathe to see.
Natural beauty, that they poison.
We are the cure.
We start with planting flowers.
Dandelions are now called Boomerbane.
Lupins, clover, berry bushes, fruit trees, plant them, put them in the ground.
We full repopulate the bees from doing this.
Honey is a luxury that everybody with a soul loves. Wouldn't more of that in the world make people happy? Of course it would.
ITT we discuss methods of gardening and LEGAL ways to spread beautiful flowers to make the world a more beautiful place.
Imagine the Boomer with all of his money, sitting in a nursing home seething because the world he tried to destroy is covered in beauty.
Discussion of various ways to prepare Boomerbane in nice jams, jellies, teas are encouraged.
Ways to graft different fruit trees to make many more colorful fruit for frens, family, and neighbors are also to be encouraged.
Due to the amount of shills, we're doing something right.

Why the fuck are boomers so obsessed with dandelions. They're gone by the first week of June and rabbits like to eat them.

Dandelion leaves are edible

boomers will tolerate millions of migrants destroying their country and childrens future

won't tolerate a single dandelion in their lawn

there's something going on here. the natural emotions boomers should feel about other things are being directed to their lawns.

So is the flower

My bun loves them! But her favorites are tasty herbs, cilantro, parsley and dill she loves

Checked. My cat actually goes crazy for cilantro. Doesn't eat it, just like to play with the stems.

That's funny

The boomer fears the flowering plant
youtube.com/watch?v=m7fPxB58GG8

every part of the dandelion is edible and they are prolific
boomers were brainwashed into thinking they are bad so that they would eliminate a free food source

uhh based comic book villain rant

OP wants to spread flowers

you declare him a capeshit villian

WE GOT A BOOMER HERE

You can even tell it's a boomer because he defaults to comic book references like it's 1960

I now live in a place where flowers don't grow, and the in store prices are beyond your wildest comprehension.

This thread and it's consequences are the result of my boomer neighbor mowing his lawn at 7:00am every fucking Sunday and coming to the logical conclusion the best way to deal with people like this is the doctrine of total war.

Do you want flower war?

I don't trust your hose

I make kudzu seed bombs and throw them into various locations.

Unfathomably based.. maybe. I'm not sure yet. I didn't really want to destroy the local environment or ecosystem so much, it's more about posting off control freaks

It's a water insemination device.

I use it to shoot water inside of your mom's house, she uses it to shower and brush her teeth. Not safe to swallow unless you boil it first.

I'm ok with dandelions in the yard but what the fuck are those horrible spiteful nigger plants with the spiky leaves and stems that grow like weeds. I hate them so much.

it's more about posting off control freaks

Exactly. Boomers won't batt an eye at illegal immigrants, crime or drug issues, but you have some kids playing, and kicking dandelions infront of a "mature only" or seniors home and they will be calling every politician, writing letters and storming parlement and demand the complete and final solution to the dandelion problem, cause kids aren't allowed to have fun.

And when you see this one group of people, who have turned blind eyes to everything except flowers and children having fun, gradually you too will come to hate them.

What's your best seed bomb recipes?

I love making mine with half clay half compost and I fill them with native seeds I get from a butter fly park/attraction.

I walk a lot at night and fill my pockets with the bombs. They are about ping pong ball size and I throw them every other house or lot alternating sides of the street every few nights. I've noticed it's only typical white boomers and blacks that cut them or kill the sprouts the Asian and Mexicans don't touch them.

I thought you were calling it an enema all the way to the last line

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_acicularis

possibly bull thistle?

He doesn't know.

They will literally just come into your yard and spray.
The boomer next door to me decided to cut down all the trees on my side of the fenceline because he cant handle any form of foliage in or adjacent to his bare lifeless block.
Also dug up all his own rose bushes and and cut down the trees that were on his land as soon as he bought the place.

Don't know what you're describing.
I've got some bigger plant that grows like 20 feet tall, 2 inch trunk, and like 3 inch spikes that will fuck you up. It's just a single giant stick, like it doesn't really ranch out like a bush. It'll have tiny little branches that snap right off but it never filebisted from its shape of basically a really long hateful stick

Pine needles, when boiled in a pot of water have magical powers that cause your sinuses and nose to become unclogged, but your house smells like cat piss.

A trick I learned from the peace loving natives.

It actually works.

It will make your house smell like pine and piss.

Implying it doesn't already smell like that

i can't speak for anybody else but i've got a nice crop comin in. i showed my filipino neighbor how you can use em in salads

kek

Trespassing on my property to spread known cancer causing chemicals on my property effecting my health and the health of those around me.

Perfect. Just cause to use chemical warfare on them,
Remember kids, always hire a licenced plumber so they don't accidentally make mustard gas.

That's illegal here and I'd fuck them up

My bees love the dandelions. Lots of pollen for the larva and lots of nectar to feed everyone. I'm happy to see them pop up.

Based thread.. I don’t have my own lawn yet but should I kick the seeds if I see them?

Clay sounds like a bad idea, it's basically waterproof and won't break down before they notice it

You could always use a drone to disperse seeds

I had a neighbor once... her husband called her queen of the Roundup. She got pretty aggressive spraying that shit. Would spray it over the fence and kill my grass back. She died of cancer.

Dandylions coming in real good, my neighbors wonder why they don't have any so I informed them the boomer that sold them the house sprayed chems on their yard for 30 years. They looked frightened but I had a laugh.

Yes, and train children to do it, and the "make a wish" game where you blow them.

One child, properly motivated will create billions of dandelions leading to a complete collapse of the boomers mental faculties, and make them rage and throw tempy tantrums.

You can grow them in flowerpots!
And of course, just walk up and live them little nudges. Take some seeds with you to set free down the street

they've found glyphosate in honey from all the damn herbicide usage
one of the causes of Colony Collapse Disorder

If you are home for it. In my experience it happened when I was at work.
Boomers have all day to fuck with your property and then its just your word against theirs.

Devils walking stick.

boomer cuts down all your trees while you're at work

damn, how fucking long is your workday?

I'm fine with clover and blue-grass. dandilions happen, I really like eating the first flowers of spring, but they aren't comfy to roll on.

My grandmother is a hoarder and has a supply of 15 year old roundup.
It's been banned for a long time in Canada, and she won't dispose of it in a safe manner because in her mind if she pretends it doesn't exist, she doesn't see it leaching into the soil and her water table when they puncture from age/temp/offgassing.

For those of us who have completely given up trying to reason with boomers, I say to you the best way to fuck with them is flower war, bring dandelions into the homes of the rich boomers, bring dandelions to Florida at the seat of boomer power and spread them, bring your kids to care home/seniors areas and kick every dandelion you see.

When they are on their knees, crying pulling at what they see as weeds, it will be us who put them there, and for the normies, they will always wonder why old folks had the strange preoccupation with spraying poison to kill flowers, thusly forcing the mantle of responsibility for climate change and muh bald eagle eggs onto the shoulders of the boomer, so that future generations can be warned, and the ones alive never forget.

Creeping thistle?

10 to 12 hours most days. Ample time for the old cunt to destroy my yard if he feels like it.
Then the prick just gaslights me saying he has no idea what happened. Like dealing with an entitled 85 year old child with a chainsaw.

That's not how it works, pretty sure
The boomer chemicals typically break down in days or get washed away into the ground water

Most antisemitic thread. Bumping

When they are on their knees, crying pulling at what they see as weeds

here, you can still buy roundup and boomers will just spray their whole fucking yard brown with poison to get rid of them

its just your word against theirs.

Stop, anon. You triggered me.
Boomers will fuck with your shit and property then gleefully use that phrase to absolve themselves of guilt, or tell you they did it without admitting it, and then run to the police after manufacturing a situation where (you) are the bad guy cause your blaming them for something they did.

Cameras are one thing if you have boomer neighbors, obviously. But if your going for decentralized boomer warfare, or lone wolf dandelion kicking, you effect more boomers., their huge fans of fucking with your shit and then getting cute about it and denying it.

While I'm not boomer posting I frequently bring up one of their fun games towards me being throwing out clothing of mine they don't like, and they even still do it to this day when I have my laundry accessable to them.

sorry, anon
that sucks

Oh you can here, it's just roundup with like one less molecule.

Then your forcing them to spend money, be stressed and outside in the head exposing themselves to risk of heart attacks.

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I had a boomer once tell me I need to cut a bush plant thing on my porch.
I had it there because the neighbors had a camera assumed at my porch, I said I wanted it for privacy and I'm intentionally growing it tall.

A couple weeks later, I walk out and someone had physically came into my porch and cut it while I was home.

I let it grow tall again, and the entire bush died for about 2 years before it started growing back. I'm sure it was poisoned. Its like 10 years old, maybe 20. I'm pissed still

If I catch them in the act, I'm going to kill them and dispose of the body.

That seems to have circular thorn crowns, mine are just individual 3" spikes

Tell young buck something.

He doesn't listen.

Teach him a lesson.

Play stupid and pretend it wasn't you.

The eternal boomer.

Does anyone have any IRL boomer greentexts to share for us fellow anons?

mine are just individual 3" spikes.

Hmm. Probably something from a Harry Potter book, better off to use a hammer and eat some mushrooms beforehand.

I like dandelions. unfortunately, they tend to act like niggers of the plant world.

one pops up in the yard

50 more pop up a week later

completely overtake the yard

they completely choke out other plants and eat up nutrients from the soil.

It's funny you made this thread because my boomer grandparents are insanely anti nature. They're always talking about chopping down trees, killing animals, etc. I just argued with them not too long ago because my grandmother wants to exterminate the frogs in her backyard. She's too fucking stupid to realize that's the reason why there's no gnats or mosquitos. If the grass is an inch too high they'll get 20 illegal Mexicans to carpet bomb the yard at 8am, then complain about them speaking Spanish. They also walk around the house with shoes and refuse to walk on the grass.

Yes, anon we know.

Once the final Solution to the boomer problem is complete we are switching to red and white clover.

ok guys i bought a house and i don't mow because it costs hundreds of dollars for a lawn mower and i aint spending that kind of money. i bought a weed whacker. too much effort and time for me to cut the lawn so it's almost up to my knees in some places. how do i plant some clover in here so it has a chance to grow and take over. i'm gonna look for clover seeds in local garden stores

Im not one to turn down a free meal

Been collecting a bag of seeds to spread. Clover is better, desu, if you can find somewhere it can have time to take route.

Anon you need to buy a 12 pack, a Jerry can and a gas powered mower and reduce it, then rake the piles and run over it again, or bag and remove it, if your cutting it in half with a weed Wacker you aren't actually doing anything. You only have to mow it all once, then you can maintain it alot easier and with less physical exertion.

How do yall feel about salsify? Its like dandelions older brother, size-wize. Its also edible, and was a common vegetable for thousands of years.

Unfathomably based.

doesn't listen.

>Teach him a lesson.

Wtf are you saying?
Are you claiming poisoning my decorative plant is "teaching me a lesson"?

I just cut it down with the reciprocating saw once a heat, cut it into 3 sections, remove the spikes, and tell the trash guys where to pick it up.
Landfills problem then

Fiddle heads are also coming up. You can make a Dandelion and Fiddle Head Fern salad. Throw in some Devils Club shoots and you have a health salad then you won't feel as guilty with Vodka and Hot Pockets as the main course.

Yes anon.

I know this won't, and doesn't make any sense using logic, but in a boomers mind, it's better to fuck someone over and be a piece of shit, or ruin their shit aslong as they follow a simple formula, they will have a great story to tell other boomers.
I've delt with it, having to live under their whip hand growing up, and aslong as they repeatedly tell you your not listening, or you don't listen, it gives them justification to fuck with you.

Destroying your things = teaching you a lesson.

I always eat the bright yellow flower when I see a dandelion that just bloomed. They're so good. I also graze on wild green onions, another "weed" that boomers hate

They sound like scum

Ok, your post seemed to be agreeing with the boomer.

The small clovers with tiny yellow flowers are amazing to eat. I've never understood why people don't notice that nature is trying to feed them

What's the verdict on bugleweed? My grammy's lawn has a big patch of it, and she doesn't want me to mow her lawn yet because it's really pretty.
I hope it's not bad, I'm stunned every time I see it when the sun peeks out a bit after a bunch of rain.

they completely choke out other plants and eat up nutrients from the soil.

If you're getting dandelions in large numbers in the first place it's a sign your soil is unhealthy. If you remedy your soil depletion issues other more rapidly growing plants will outcompete the dandelions and they disappear. And dandelions do not eat up soil nutrients. If you let them grow and chop up their remains or till them back into the soil once the season ends all they do is enrich your soil. If your land is growing tons of dandelions you're doing something wrong and they're here to help, you just need to acquaint yourself with what they do and why and before long you'll be in a much better spot than you started.

No fucking clue, but I'd keep it

That's not clover, it's wood sorrel.

My daughter loves those. We call them pickle plants.

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a place to learn new and interesting facts about botany

Thank you fren, I'll check that out. Either way I can attest that you can eat the fuck out of them.

wild green onions

they can be really pungent but are delicious
I like putting them in a glass of vinegar for a few minutes before eating them
wild garlic & chives are also excellent and very pretty,
queen anne's lace = wild carrots you only want young roots or they get bitter
be careful because they somewhat resemble poison hemlock which is deadly.

For everyone talking about eating their lawn itt, remember to let people know you live in the country. If you live in an urban area near street traffic, your lawn is contaminated with heavy metals.

wood sorrel.

also grows everywhere where i live,
high in vitamin c and antioxidants

I'm always wandering around grazing. I'm a huge fan of blackberries and mulberries. For some reason the fact that I can eat a thing that grows in the wild makes me as happy as I can get. It makes me believe in God, to put it far too strongly

Good nibble working in the garden, they grow around the gravel at my hose spigot

i live in the country but i have lived in the city before and definitely, still foraged out of necessity

This, thank you.
I don't live near a main road but there's only one spot Id consider growing food in - if it wasn't clay and contaminated with over 100 years of toxic roof water run off.

Gotta go full hydroponics

Not just heavy metals, but stuff like micro plastics and brake fluid, which as an oil will float every time it rains.
Boomers spent 100 years dumping every brake flush into their yard. They literally wrote manuals instructing others to dig a hole, fill it with rocks, and use it as an oil disposal spot.
It doesn't just magically go away, the entire yard is fucked.
Know a guy, mechanic that also works at home. He brags about dumping brake fluid between his garage and fence. I asked about making neighbors or future people sick, he laughed about it

I agree
i was really lucky growing up, we had tons of wild strawberries, mulberries, blackberries, raspberries, blueberries and wild? grapes grapes that ran away from a vineyard or something - idk but life was good

I once read a thing about a certain type of biologically available sulphur that plants use, I believe it's for oxygen transportation, obviously that's how they respirate. but it decomposes within hours once it's not circulating. So I always enjoy eating the living plant

It cleans your sinus? That's fucking great, gonna look into that now.

Boomers spent 100 years dumping every brake flush into their yard

and the cars used to use leaded gas

people are restoring urban nature

Dandelions are not native to north america and were brought by the first european settlers. They're an invasive species. If you want to restore, you should kill them.

brought in by Europeans

Based
Like honeybees
And White Men

Yeah just cut them into like 8" strips and put them in a pot of boiling water and stand over it and breathe.

Tea isn't half bad, but mixing it half and half with real tea is nice, I think it's vitamin C that you get from that, they use it for being sick and congested and it works for them.

Is mint a good boomerbane?

not harmful

smells nice

SPREADS OVER EVERYTHING FOREVER

Roasted dandelion roots taste just like coffee.

They also used to recondition ball joints by melting lead into them.
They'd last about 1/10 as long as a new baljoont, so they just kept melting more leaf into it.
Farmers still do this on farm equipment, right where the food grows

I hope so.
Ive planted a shitload along the fenceline where my trees used to live. That and wormwood to keep the snakes out.

Imagine my rage
Humans were designed to be the caretakers of nature, but look at us now
LOOK AT US NOW
Àààaaaa

Dandelions are not native to north america

neither are aples and most "domestic" produce
dandelions are a blessing

Also it must be lovely to cut a mint lawn with a weed whacker.

extremely invasive
if you want a yard made entirely of mint, go ahead
boomers will definitely freak over it

i can't think of any downsides

Ive got chives all through my lawn as well. Smells like fresh cut onions whenever I do the edges.
Intent is to have a huge variety of herbs just growing free eventually.

this is the kind of shit that "environmentalists" should be concerned with but instead they want to kill nature by putting in "green energy" and choking off it's supply of carbon dioxide
it's insane

wormwood to keep the snakes out

does it repel voles?

right where the food grows

A majority of those fields are inedible corn and soi. Sprayed with a gazillion tons of herbicide and pesticides. Used to fatten up livestock and fry oil. I fucking hate the modern “farmer”.

thank you so much for making this thread anon,
it's been nice just having pleasant conversations with other anons and learning new things

No idea. Might even help them because they won't have to deal with snakes.

My fave’s.

Farmers still do this on farm equipment, right where the food grows

Last I checked with the exception of a few root crops lead contamination of the soil doesn't really have any affect on the fruits or vegetables grown. The only danger is in powderized lead being deposited on the surface of the harvested material but so long as it gets washed at some point it's no different from the highway and rail fallout that gets on everything anyway. So long as you wash your produce before you eat is there's a zero percent chance you risk lead exposure from dumb maintenance practices. If anything you should be concerned more about the residue from the disintegration of tires and driveshaft/PTO boots ending up leeching into the soil and into produce but even that is probably not a very big deal relatively speaking.

What do I know though

thanks, anon

I think living in America, where on the surface freedom is paramount, but underneath life is just the same as any other place under oligarchic control, people subconsciously rebel in these small and retarded ways. For example, in my city, waste management was included in property taxes. After a public vote, it is now a separate charge, in the name of “fairness” to renters. I now pay an extra 200 dollars a year for a trash bin 1/3 the size I had before, and my property taxes have gone up. At a certain point of living under those conditions, destroying the land out of spite seems less insane than normal. I do not agree with what he does in any form, but I think I can empathize slightly.

There's no other way to see it than we're being poisoned intentionally. But it does beg the question: why poison people you already have full control of? Just for evil shits and giggles, perhaps. But alternatively, and more likely
Humans are scary. Like they're afraid of humans tier scary. Humans exist, so now all they can do is try to poison us to death.

Well not just that, the reason Humans failed is because they believed in their "gods". When in fact, a single awakened human is superior to the "gods". Fucking nephilims

No need to thank me, just doing my part.
This is a spring and summer general, so keep an eye out for the next one. I make this between every week and several times day depending on how much bitching and seething it generates
It's nice talking to you too

has mint growing freely

idea is to have huge variety

lol, lmao even.

We start with planting flowers.

Omg that's so cute!

This might shock you, but farming is what makes niggerworld. Farming is a bad thing. Not even Teddy K went far enough. Farming is part of industrialization. It produces dependents, which then go into debt. Slaves. If you want to make the world into something that's good, everyone has to be able to survive through foraging and livestock. I'm not joking. I've only said the truth.

Last I checked

Where did you check? What were the parameters of your study? I can guarantee you no major funder of agriculture studies in the world will tolerate a serious look at heavy metal contamination. It is similar to the microplastic issue, known but unprofitable for anyone to make public.

Thanks I'll look into it.
My thought was more along the lines of lead chunks breaking down in the soil over hundreds or thousands of years.
For example, kids shooting coper bbs that oxidize away, copper is a root killer, so for 100 years kids have been seeding the soil with stuff that will render it infertile. Unless I'm wrong about how that works

It makes boomers seethe

It's actually true, believe it or not. The vast majority of them are normie Liberals who are the most selfish, self-centered, egotistical bastards in recent Earth history. And now they are old, wasting away, seeing that reflected in the world they KNOW they let slip into a poisoned wasteland. Any goodness in the world, beyond their own manicured gardens, is a stark reminder of what they destroyed, what they intuitively understand they can't ever experience again. And it makes them seethe. They feel more at home with watching goymedia that lets them slip away into the oblivion they created for themselves.
Just let them all die already. It seems most of them want to anyway, but that extreme selfishness keeps them holding on to their failing bodies for dear life. Hoping to experience just one more cheap thrill.

There's an illuminati quote about keeping the plebs life short with cousins and heavy metals.
Idk, maybe without this shit a human could live for hundreds of years

Breed weaker livestock over time for easier to control physically, or using the healthcare system.

They don't want you being physically fit either.

I agree with you 100 percent. Grow baby grow!

Being cute is how we win.

Cute aggression is real.

Because it is cheaper, and as long as humans reproduce at around 20-40 their quality of life after that is irrelevant, in fact, the sicker they are, the more profit can be extracted from them.

It wasnt even about taxes or land. He was just a crack head and a douchebag.
I asked if he cared about causing a child to get cancer in 50 years. He was just genuinely scum

When I look at the world, I see snakes, weeds, stickers and thorns that hurt to walk barefoot in... This is the politics, the real war. And we are losing.

Well, I'd say there's tons of hope, as even retarded libshits are into permaculture.

copper is a root killer

So's aluminum but vermiculite's in every potting soil

Farming lets us settle in one place and have literature, music. I don't think farming was a problem till we got trains and then elevators. Trains let tyrants rapidly move soldiers across a huge region and let big farms outcompete small local farms.

Maybe he can get other mint plants, can't recall the name there's a purple one, mint is a family
Anyway, they're all obnoxious and they can fight it out

mexicens moved next door and cut down every single tree on the property, which is mindboggling to me because it gets 110+ here.

I was speaking more to the bragging point you mentioned. It comes from a mindset beyond simple retardation which is obviously also present.

Agreed but anyone with a political identification is playing their game and fuck that. Maybe a reset is what we need I just hope I survive the cull.

No. Farming doesn't let "Us" do anything at all unless you are breeding a class of dependent eaters. Gardening for yourself or your lord? Sure. Creating a surplus by consuming the earth with rows? Now you have 2 problems. You divorce people from their own land and make them dependent on you, which creates an economy that further entrenches them in a captured life. And you destroy the land gradually through erosion and risk losses which lead to famine. This one is not so important any more.

That’s not what he’s talking about sheep.
We’re talking about industrial agriculture.
“Farming” doesn’t exist. Farming is self sufficiency and that’s a revolutionary act.

Well coppers needed I'm plants and stuff, it's more of an issue with there isn't too be a crazy amount in just one spot
Root killer is copper crystals. You can use it to electroplate stuff

I kinda pushed the subject, I think I was asking what to do with it

A farmer that produce more crops and cattle than he himself can eat allows for blacksmith to make tools and seamtress to make clothes. I think the problem is usury, allowing 'money' to make 'money'.

It's also a practical strategy moving forward. I think eventually it culminates on multiple permaculture ethnostates that pop up everywhere. But the start could be in guerilla gardening. I can imagine this tipping the scales a bit to bees favor. And the presence of flowers might outcompete weeds to an extent.

Your problem is you think the "blacksmith" can't do his work unless you give him coins so he can buy what he should be picking up from the ground or killing himself. It's a stupid argument from a stupid man.

What the fuck is going on here?

I went out to the park to pick Dandelions to make honey/dandelion tea and I hadn't felt that united with nature in years maybe decades.

The Jews fear the forager.

I have dandelions in my yard and they look like shit. I need to mow. Guess I’m a boomer at 32 years old

Fucking shadowbanning glowniggers

Wait 2 minutes infinity times

I'd rather just summon lower spectral entities to consume your failed empire

Gonna be frank with you man, this threads about pissing off boomers and code enforcement.
It could end up like you said, but it's about being the master of your own property and shitting on roundup users

Every man should have a garden. Mostly perrennial forage. 50+ fruit trees. (with 12 foot spacing) companion plants, guilds, bushes, etc. A total ecosystem. Only an eighth acre in size. It's not too much to ask, and we do not have to fight for it. It is a stable an easily achievable thing.

I think the problem begins when a society’s resources are used to support anything not of benefit to that society. Usury lends itself (lol) to that because it separates the source of profit from the source of production. But really any form of “globalism” is inherently flawed just the same, capitalism works spectacularly on a national scale, and becomes a civilization destroyer on an international one.

It doesn't really matter what your motivations are. The practical consequences of it are a massive proliferation in bees.

Capitalism creates the useless eater class
Communism designs their world around them

Classic false dichotomy. Your instincts are correct that it works locally. In fact, the more local the better!

No blacksmith in history has lived and done their work based solely off what they picked up off the ground. That’s why we call them blacksmiths, and not “man”. Retard.

I'm fine with that, but that's not always the culmination.

I also grow giant pokeweed because it pisses off code enforcement and that only results in a massive proliferation of flies and wasps which piss of the neighbors that keep calling code enforcement

Apparently there's a patent for

Dandelion Cigarettes

patents.google.com/patent/CN1618351A/en

I forage a lot of mullein, lavender, raspberry leaves, spearmint etc.. to smoke in my area, should I be collecting dandelion as well?

Just for evil shits and giggles, perhaps.

Anon, our rulers are jewish. That is literally the reason. They're evil and they hate non-jews.

create an industrial farm to feed a base of useless fucking eaters to create an economy so a blacksmith can make... I don't know, guns or something?

OR, get this: I just don't get fooled into joining niggerworld.

In a realistic SHTF scenario, you'll need to have basic survival supplies, water access, some food, etc. But realistically you'll need to live off the land for the most part. Most people doen't die of calorie deficiencies in famines, they die from malnutrition. So knowing how to forage fixes that problem.

And in the end, you just need to survive longer than the next guy. If the power went out, I'd start eating clovers like a deer immediately. My only goal is to survive one day longer than my enemy. Just one day. The only day that matters

You're a real stupid piece of shit.

What's your fucking problem?
Fuck you

I knew someone would say that
But I still think it's because they're afraid, not just random sadism. They know what's coming, but their magic is too weak to stop it. Because they can't look at God

You don’t have to do anything, but denying the very essence of a profession and etymology of a word in the name of your personal ideology is, I am sorry, fucking retarded. I agree with you on many points, but the very definition of smith, or farmer, or most anything, is its specific role in relation to a society, exchanging skills for goods or services in some form. Sure it becomes a bit of a semantic argument, if you live on your own, farm your own food, mine, smelt, and forge your own metal, you are a farmer and smith, but you aren’t representative of what those words have meant for the entirety of human existence.

You agree with me on many points because I am correct. Kek! You're hung up on blacksmithing because you think it's a gotcha, but you are simply an ignorant mindslave to the current paradigm. What you and everyone else calls "The mark of the beast"? You got it.

I don't like them because they suppress my seedlings in my garden and they encourage pests like groundhogs and deer.

The original poster sounds like a degenerate, fat, nigger who's too lazy to weed his yard and so he wants to make it an item for generational warfare. No fucktard you are just a lazy fuck.

Sounds like typical 'progressive' entitlement, always demanding others fix their mistakes.

He prefers to bitch about people making a difference while sitting on his entitled ass. Just another waste of life sipping Starbucks lattes and waiting for handouts. This guy's a classic example of the parasitic attitude of 'progressivism,' where he believes everything should just magically change to suit his needs without him doing any work himself. I bet he's an expert at that.

poster sounds like a degenerate, fat, nigger who's too lazy to weed his yard

entitlement, always demanding others fix their mistakes.

That's you, nigger

t. another libshit that cant meem and had chat GPT write a (you)

I'm ready for the next war
I was born ready

This seems like an argument in bad faith, which I deserve for resorting to name calling, which I apologize for. I agree with some of your points because I believe they are correct, yes, but not all of them. Man is a social animal, and because of that man has become man. Without that social element he would not be man, he would not be anything. I would love to be entirely self-sufficient, and that is in fact my goal in life. But I am not so ignorant to think that self-sufficient would be impossible without the tools provided by prior achievements predicated on social technological advances, and furthermore would be entirely hollow without a social legacy, as in a family and descendants to benefit from my own works.

You are wrong. It really is possible with just your hands.

Dandelions are actually a super food that contain all nutrients essential for human survival, and can be made into delicious wine and even medicinal salves. It's one of God's blessings to the world and was made so resilient it can grow in any environment no matter how hostile and multiply to such a degree that it covers the land.

This is why jews psyoped Boomers so hard into hating them. There are a plethora of other plants that used to naturally grow everywhere that made it possible for Americans to sustain themselves for free by merely foraging for 20-ish minutes a day but the jews destroyed them all. Only the dandelion remains.

You can find out more about this by reading/watching old westerns and things set in the pioneer days. We used to have something akin to an Onion only sweeter and more nutritious that grew everywhere that the cowboys used to eat like apples.

*that self-sufficiency would be possible…

Sorry, typing faster than I am thinking

It really does sound like a plebbit trained chatbots that was instructed to say forbidden words

Notice it contradicted itself 3 times
Calling me lazy and entitled
Then attacking me for not weeding like it wants
Then gaslighting a strawman, I never botched about people wedding their yard I said they bitch about me not doing it

No worries! You are wrong.

my bun

you are too young to post here
or perhaps too old

Mine were better this year but I tried to avoid gathering them so they are even better next year. I got some from the alley and neighbors yards instead. I make soap and infused oils with the dried flower heads. I also eat the leaves in salads.

We used to have something akin to an Onion only sweeter and more nutritious that grew everywhere that the cowboys used to eat like apples.

What is it
Surely it still exists

I forgot to add I made dandelion syrup as well. It tastes like honey.

There's a university in my area that does a ton of research and experimentation related to horticulture both on a small personal garden as well as large industrial farming scale. They specifically ran a study related to metal fallout because locals were concerned about rail and highway dust contamination. Like I said before there's plenty of shit to be concerned about with modern industrial farming practices but lead contamination in the fields, the subject being commented on, not only doesn't appear to be a high priority, it doesn't seem to really affect anything at all unless you're eating produce direct from the field where it's drip irrigated at ground level and sees no rain during the growing season. It's implausible that you'd experience lead contamination at all even if you didn't wash your produce when you got it home due to natural affects in the course of growth and handling on the way to the supermarket. Hell the shit they make the supermarket displays out of and the plastic bags you take the stuff home in certainly does more harm than reflowing balljoints with lead.

My hands are merely extrusions of flesh, useless without my mind. My mind is shaped and formed by the society I inhabit, for better or worse. How do you survive off lumps of flesh unguided by the mind? Are you an amoeba, absorbing and excreting without thought?

I have never seen a pink dandelion. Do you have those up there?

That's interesting.
I read with dandelion wine it won't ferment because there is no sugar, but it did mention a honey taste.

Was it sweet?
What did you use it on?

Nope all white but if you don't weed your lawn you just one of those lazy niggers! Oh and not a boomer either.
Sorry dickhead carbon based here and you can't handle weeding your lawn why would you be ready for war. I did the great dandelion genocide of 2025. It was glorious! You should have seen the bags of dead bodies.

I’d argue the study was likely not done on a sufficient timescale, or with sufficient controls. I’d also argue it likely wasn’t done on urban lawns. In reality, yeah, there are more serious things to worry about, but it isn’t something that should be discredited.

but it isn’t something that should be discredited.

Yes, boomers discrediting stuff that didn't immediately kill half the town is my we have to deal with all this poison shit today.

Hell, for a century they tried to say submarine grease/hydrogenated oil and partially hydrogenated oil was safe to cook with. It's still in food

Just eat them then. I accidentally picked too many a year ago and didn’t have much this year.

Dandelions greens are the nastiest of greens. Supposedly healthy, but they taste terrible.

Dandelion actually cleans that stuff. It’s like sunflower in that regard.

no boomer but where i live, if you leave them alone, they pretty much cover your lawn within a year or two

They literally wrote manuals instructing others to dig a hole, fill it with rocks, and use it as an oil disposal spot.

I was taught that in cub scouts as a kid. lol. And that was the early 90s.

What are you claiming sunflower and dandelion do?

Did you know usury has been compared to sodomy because sodomy separates the act of reproduction from fertility?

Trains let tyrants rapidly move soldiers across a huge region.

Kek. Remember, that incident lead to the creation of Manatoobah and Metis rights.

Boomer detected

It's definitely a chatbot
Over time they'll become more convincing, until people can't tell the difference. I mean, what are we even talking about? Half of the US has a reading level of 6th grade or lower. This world is about to be ovverrun by chatbots talking to each other. This is how humanity ends. It was replaced by chatbots and no one noticed the difference

You do realize that by “cleaning” they are absorbing those things, and therefore should not be consumed, right? It isn’t magic.

I agree they are the niggers of the lawn. We must not allow them to breed. They will kill everything beautiful about the lawn.

So many pathological altruists here. They are like women. Oh, can't we let them live? Lulz

Don't use weed killer. That has glyphosate and ends up in the water supply.

Be a man and get out there an pick the fuckers. Is that ChatGPT enough for ya ?

Yes it was sweet. It’s just dandelion flower tea and sugar. I use it on ice cream and in other teas like black tea, or in soda water.

Good news. I pulled my head out of my ass and decided not to let the jews win. It turns out it does and it's called the Sego Lily. Apparently it kept the Mormons alive while they were on the run and so has been made the State Flower of Utah.

I referred to an old movie where a trapper lectures a negro about how he doesn't appreciate that the Wild West is like the Garden of Eden.

Sego Lily

Similar to an Onion, grows wild.

Sagebrush

A type of small tree. You can harvest the leaves to make "Indian Tea", and burn the wood for firewood. The leaves also make a fodder which can be fed to livestock.

Maguey/Agave

You can drink the liquid inside or use it as a salve for skincare. You can also cut the pointy tips off the leaves and pull them out to find there is a long strand of thread beneath them and they can be used a sewing needle and thread in a pinch.

Chokecherries

Can be mashed into a edible pudding.

This website has some good information on it.

eattheweeds.com/tag/sego-lily/

As well as this

wildflower.org/plants/result.php?id_plant=PRVI

Yes, kinda why I'm going Amish
Soon enough we're going to have a blade runner scenario where we didn't even know who's human and the boys think they are human too

Actually, I have screenshots from the chat bot an industrial retailer selling milling machines with the chatbots telling me it's human and doing long algebra and bullshit geography questions in 0.7 seconds all in the same post

It is potentially illegal to do this so check local laws first and get permission if necessary

The study was done on fields with known heavy metal contamination or which were located directly adjacent to major highways. They were trying to figure out at what rate the heavy metals leeched into the plants and their produce. That was the entire purpose of the study as they already knew heavy metals don't uptake into produce through surface contact. They compared metal levels incorporated into the top layer of soil to the levels in the resultant produce. Their findings were that with the exception of a few root crops there was zero detectable lead in the produce grown on contaminated land. Timescale and controls don't matter when the property has been known to have elevated soil levels of contaminants for decades and the produce grown there comes up wholly clean. I'll say a third time, getting your panties in a bunch over metallic solid lead ending up in soil is a waste of your time. Shooting a single round out of a gun will probably elevate your blood lead levels higher than a lifetime of eating produce from fields lead balljoint tractors operated in. Lead vapor or other forms of lead are a different story but that's not what anyone was talking about.

Thanks, saved

cut the pointy tips off the leaves and pull them out to find there is a long strand of thread beneath them and they can be used a sewing needle and thread in a pinch.

I wonder if this could be used to stitch a wound and if it would dissolve in the body like modern stitches

Dandelions are actually medical and boomers don't like you escaping their overlord jews by bypassing the medical dependency.
So they seethe and think that helps what happened in ww2 by guilt shaming you for taking care of yourself and not relying on their jew overlords

Soon enough we're going to have a blade runner scenario where we didn't even know who's human

For the majority of people, this has already happened. The "like button" was designed to be a Skinner Box. If it gets more likes, people will reinforce that behavior, regardless that most of those 'likes' are just an algorithm. The only humans I've found that resist that type of programming are anons.

Put it this way: what percentage of people did you see in stores that refused to wear masks? That's the percentage that won't fall for the AI invasion

Specifically, all Legumes fix nitrogen into the soil, it's a byproduct of the bacteria that grow on them.

theweathernetwork.com/en/news/nature/habitats/dont-touch-that-flower-these-species-are-protected-in-canada

Not only do the Irving's maintain death squads and kill people for chopping down trees, but the DFO has been known to send people to Ellismere island to mine diamonds for picking flowers and fishing...

I referred to an old movie where a trapper lectures a negro about how he doesn't appreciate that the Wild West is like the Garden of Eden.

Be me.

Be outside listening to gold miners talk about politics.

They have a great idea on how to deal with politicians.

It's actually fucking brilliant.

Just leave them in "the bush" with a knife and see how long they last.

You do realize that by “cleaning” they are absorbing those things, and therefore should not be consumed, right? It isn’t magic.

Do you know what root exudates are? You might want to start there and make your way toward fungal bacterial interactions in soil. I'm trying not to be too harsh but you have a lot to learn. The way plants, bacteria, fungus and larger organisms interact in soil are much more complex than most people realize. There's a lot more going on down there than just green thing suck up stuff from brown dirt to grow.

Just leave them in "the bush" with a knife and see how long they last.

Everyone thinks their profession is badass and the only valid one.

Leave a fed in an mw2 lobby with a jtag and no training and see how long he lasts

Let's see how long those gold miners would last on boat dropped in the middle of the ocean

Everyone thinks their profession is badass and the only valid one.

Inseminating houses is pretty fun.

Lead is not the only heavy metal deposited by cars. What were the results on cadmium? What were the methods used to detect “zero detectable lead”? Are root vegetables not consumed where you live? I’ll decline to address your further points about what you “feel” would be true.

Hmm, maybe. I'm no expert but it also wouldn't surprise me if it was done back in the day in a desperate situation. I know they used to use horse hair for stitches because it would just dissolve into the skin.
Would unironically save America.
It's a surprisingly based movie for 1968. The White main character stumbles on a nigger slave that's escaping from Injuns he was sold to and the White guy ends up claiming him as his property and spends a majority of the movie lecturing him about how White people are inherently superior to him. He's never portrayed as wrong and the nigger is actually shown to be lazy, cowardly, and deceitful often escaping and being returned to his rightful owners.

Is that actually what it's called

I'm pretty sure he meant dropping off a person in their natural environment and seeing how long they last, not dropping a Bedouin into the Marianas trench
Great strawman
NOT

My mind is shaped and formed by the society I inhabit,

Kekaroo! This is almost as cucked as people who think they're monkeys.

There’s a lot going on, sure, but it isn’t alchemy. Matter is deposited, matter is removed. Whether you choose to consume it with a shit-eating grin is up to you.

Even monkeys behave according to the society they are raised in. Are you saying you are less than a monkey?

It's what your mom calls it.

Live up north

Water is pumped from treatment plants into pump trucks.

Pump truck drives around.

Shoots water into tanks in the house.

Tanks get cleaned once a year at best.

Sometimes less.

Have to boil it regardless of water advisory.

Need to put it through a Britta too or it tastes like sediment.

Yes, I caved and spent what would be known as "half a days wage" on a 24 of water.

I'm a God.

they are high in vit c, is a herb, and fights covid no need for vaxx with them.

Those weeds are not native. The grass companies mix them in with the seeds so you have to go buy weed killer.

You're the one with the strawmen
Very few people can survive in the brush.
The quote was obviously targeting politicians and claiming their life oficury is why they wouldn't make it.
Look how many people died on the Oregon trail that were just average people. Gaslight harder fagt

Lead is not the only heavy metal deposited by cars

lead was the subject of the post I was originally responding to
I'm sure your schtick works great on people who don't have any practical experience or know anything about the subject matter but it's more than clear to me you're just here to split hairs and argue like a woman. Have fun.

The main problem is politicians are sheltered, spoiled rich kids who have no idea how the world works and have never built character or gotten their hands dirty. Having a bunch of down to Earth fruit of the soil type guys running things would be an inherently better system overall, but also because growing up in that type of environment lets you form some weird ideas about how the world works and what is or isn't acceptable human behavior. Anyone who's ever spent more than five minutes talking to a trust fund kid will tell you it's like they have a form of brain damage. Also reminds me of someone I met who went to Beverly Hills High School that told me one of the kids parents came in one day to give a lecture about how his company used indentured child servants in the Dominican Republic and spent an hour telling them that slavery was justified for business practices because the things they learned working for you would enrich their lives far more than they would've been if left to their own devices. Everyone who works in politics no doubt grew up hearing some variation of this speech at a formative age.

on a 24 of water.

A what

Can't you just ring buckets of snow and ice inside

They can be used to make rubber, but not as good quality as the rubber trees.

Look how many people died on the Oregon trail.

Kek. Colonialism is based. Full of long walks to nowhere to start new lives, while being raided by natives and killing the French.

A much simpler time.

PUT A GOLDMINER IN A BOAT ON THE OCEAN

This is the same as making someone live off the land they already live on

Go away

I notice you are proclaiming this godhood in English. Is that the best you can do? Rather derivative.

they are a herb they were brought to america to be grown as food. Dandelions salad and wine is pretty good,

Well, I could but then I'd still have to defrost it, and then boil it.

24 pack of bottled water

I notice you are a virulent cuckhold.

>PUT A GOLDMINER IN A BOAT ON THE OCEAN

Wonderful idea. Sure beats being sent to Ellesmere island, or the Baffin island labor camps, or being forced at gunpoint to build railroads by our benevolent Chinese overlords.

Fuck it, leave me on sable island with a bottle of rum and a knife.

I’ll only discuss one type of heavy metal

I won’t continue this discussion because you are splitting hairs

lol, okay.

I see what you're saying but you also described interacting with autists, wagies, boomers, and women

They lie their leaves prone and suffocate grass around them. The true nigger of the plants word.

The lars Ulrich of flowers.

Strawman.
The politicians don't live in the brush
The gold miners wouldn't survive city life

Bot post
Completely off topic

All of them are better alternatives even if not ideal.

cuckold

a man whose woman lies with another man

a man whose woman

Sounds like a society snuck up on you there. What use have you with a woman?

It'll defrost itself.

If it's fresh virgin snow and not from that puddle why would you have to boil it?

.t say wut?

Wow, you're full of shit.

They're all retarded, I'm ready for anarchy and shoot time.

Implying you'll get a boat

A single White Man with a boat could create an empire by using his own hair to make fishing line, survive and flourish
That's why jews hate us
We aren't parasites. The world bends to our will, and we don't take it for granted. We live in harmony with Nature, whereas jews hate Nature as an enemy.

Calls me a bot.

Anon, I took a picture of the snow outside for you, you saw the color of my hand, you know I'm a real Canadian Saar who comes from b tooooooown

You’re the one who said

it really is possible with just your hands.

So, again, what do you need a woman for?

The gold miners wouldn't survive city life

Yet another chatbot
How could a gold miner not survive in a city lol

He doesn't boil his snow.

How do you melt snow anon, do you just let it sit at room temperature?

You don't need a woman, retard. You are the dumbest nigger.

Oh LMAO, I didn't see you were different person .
I was in the middle of an argument and you interjected off topic as hell, I thought a bot was malfunctioning

Exactly, every white man needs mastery of horse as a skill, it just speeds up the whole empire building process if I start off with a fuck load of horses.

My yard doesn't get many dandelions, but it there are a ton of wild violets that grow every spring. It saddens me when I have to mow for the first time each year. I hate city code niggers making me cut the grass

Go spend a month in Gary Indiana or Chicago and report back

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sable_Island_horse

Canada is pretty interesting. Also the fucking Dutch sold the natives horses and guns to fuck with us, then had no or very minor other inputs on the nation of Canada.

Dont need a woman.

After watching that movie about the bush pilot who gets stranded in the artic with a qt Inuit wifau, I have no desire to take a woman either.

When I can chop firewood, skin a caribou and complete a few other tasks I will be assigned one.

Yea you can
Usually we boil water because the incompetent government let bacteria into the water lines
Were gold not to eat snow or drink rain because of the pollution.

Yes, just leave that shit in a bucket in the kitchen, it'll be fine

Put up a very shoddy and ugly barricade and a surveillance camera. If I were you, they would be missing that plant within a couple weeks.

weedeat around them

The sons of Adam have natural affinity to animals. Obviously animals bend to the will of the original children of God. It barely needs to be said. Whites created animal husbandry. No reason to make a big deal out of it. Whites are the only races that God loves, or that Nature respects. Nappy headed half-nigger kikes are not included in God's love

Sorta what I did

What about Kanye, anon.

You know he spent hours conducting those fine based Africans into saying NHH just perfectly.
Show me one white person who's brought that much soul and love to the movement.

the movement

You best be trolling, son

Kanye is unironically psychotic and is not back to saying he doesn't hate Jews after reading some book

unnatural uniform grass cover replaced by beautiful flowering plants that feed wildlife

Boo hoo you retard

They dont understand the things I say on Twitter.

I live in a neighborhood where nothing is eating these. They really don't flower long - they turn into puffy seeds, and then the leaves spread out, taking up all possible real estate. I actually curate my shit well and have a lot of things like iceplants, so I have plenty of flowers.

I don’t need a woman, but YOU do, or your insult is nonsensical. If you want to divest yourself of society, you must, you know, divest yourself of society.

what do you think happens when plants die, dumbass?

and eat up nutrients from the soil.

what do you think happens when plants die, dumbass?

Absolue fucking Indian post. Yes saaaar the dandelions are the good tasting saaar

noooo you can't delete the post, something went wrong

fuck you

i kneel

i have kudzu on my fence, its not THAT bad, you just have to rip it down a couple times a year... its a good workout

IT OCCVRS

wtf is this a real game? i need to try this

Fuck off kike boomer

they aren’t THAT bad, you just have to throw them in jail for a couple years when you catch them

It's easy to play, hard to master

If it does, it's a mod
The original is plants vs zombies

Total boomer smothering

We've got auto sage
It was nice talking to all of you, look out for the next thread in a few days

always like seeing the boomerbane posts because there's good advice in them.

There's currently a movement where young people are restoring urban nature

Wow, good for them.

I have both pine needle and dandelion tea. Both weeds here and I don’t give a fuck. Makes the boomers and greenies seethe

What are greenies?

the best is the Japanese knotweed.

And pine needle is from an evergreen tree, it's not a weed. You might be using that name for subverting else

Google says you mean environmentalist.
Idk why the tea would make them mad, they usually push this stuff.
Or maybe you meant the plants presence in aus makes them mad

It's not happening, and they already are getting old

What are you talking about

My children are finally growing up. So proud of you.

A woman isn't society, dumbass. You just don't need one. It's a mentality which you clearly lack.

Probably that they instantly make a cool annoying noise which is why they lied and said you’d piss yourself.

But honestly it’s because you can eat them and corporations want you to be food slaves.