Brit/pol/ - abarth volume

'Hopefully she'll be home within a week': Husband of childminder jailed for race hate tweet speaks after appeal hearing
lbc.co.uk/crime/ex-tory-councillors-wife-jailed-for-inciting-racial-hatred-in-social-media-post/

Labour lambasted over latest 'pitiful' move to release prisoners early: 'Where is the justice?'

gbnews.com/politics/labour-lambasted-pitiful-move-release-prisoners-early

Keir Starmer could lose majority in vote as hundreds of Labour MPs break ranks in DOUBLE rebellion

gbnews.com/politics/keir-starmer-majority-labour-rebellion-welfare-migration

Nigel Farage tells Keir Starmer to declare a 'national emergency' in the Channel following arrest of Iranian national: 'Matter of security!'

gbnews.com/politics/nigel-farage-keir-starmer-declare-national-emergency-iranian-arrest

Royal Navy unveils secret weapon to 'illuminate' oceans and help hunt Russian submarines

gbnews.com/news/royal-navy-secret-weapon-hunt-russian-submarines
not baking anymore after this btw

Salam ol limey ones

he comes across as george carlin tier - you look back on it and think he's based because he died before it got insane, but realistically if he was alive now he'd be just as insane as all the others. i cant respect that even though i made the scenario up in my head - i really do believe he'd be there if he was alive now.

get that cardio in

I could easily beat anyone itt in an arm wrestle and it wouldn't even be hard

you couldn't beat an abarth in an arm wrestle

We can never know. All we can know is what happened.

based

Cars don't have arms tho so I win by default.
Concession accepted in advance also filtered

they're ok for a girls car

Xth for Lee Anderslop

strap a rope on the abarth and see who pulls who, arm wrestling is for little girls anyway really men do tug of war against machines

I'd best you

abarth says you've no girl or car

I hate this shit engagement participation ritual office charade bollocks

bitch please

I like Coldplay

If the king called you to hunt down members of 5, 6, and the 77th at your leisure which group would you go for the most and how would you do it?

I'd have a little boarded up house in a muslim town and do horrible things to them their. Their screams being ignored by the nearby muslims because "not one of us" would be the cherry on top of the whole ordeal.

Almost finished soome new Apu OC lads

Nonce

Bet you like Hitler too.

Missed your last one.

British suburbs. Tell me about them.

into you

Dog mate, lots of it.. and curry powder

corr

Bolton

British suburbia is metropolitan lite. The heart of britain lays in the villages and towns

Fokin yoohoo?

Do you think we could gaslight the left into opposing immigration by saying that Putin wants to flood the country with immigrants to cause division and chaos as part of some kind of 5th(?) generation warfare?

MORE immigrants? How much is the Kremlin paying you?

Umm, you're doing exactly what Putin wants

We have villages for the middle class not suburbs. In WWI when one village was threatened all villages sent men. These days one village of 600 can be taken over by 1,500 pakis (true story) and everyone will tut and say that's racism when they dissent.

Cards on the table, all our officers are dead. No joke for real we need to rebuild the officer corps. See: The Titanic. It will not be pretty. It requires the men to love what they have. I think they do love what they have but they're too stupid to see it. So I bully the men. Because I'm confident that they will prove themselves worthy of their place in hell.

Which one lad?

I think the 77th could do it if they weren't ideologically compromised to a man. They only can't because their passion is wogs, not Britain.

It's been done. They either ignore it or say the migrants aren't to blame.

WOG COCK: GOOD FOR BRITAIN, GOOD FOR YOUR ANUS. #VoteUniparty.

It's too niche and runs counter to their meta narrative that nationalists = russians

their passion is wogs, not Britain.

Same thing lad.

Porkproducts smells so good muslims often try to eat it if you don't ruin it for them.

The one before the one you're doing now.

*incoherent screaming about rivers of blood*

The one before the one you're doing now.

This one?

a spurting willy

The KGB ITT should study UK propaganda from the early 1900s. I know it feels amateur but it tapped in to a soul which still exists. If you want a civil war that's how to do it.

I know telling foreigners how to get a British civil war seems bad but ultimately you people have put us in a situation where we cannot resist our enemies, we can only purify ourselves. We are in no position to fight the Russians because of what you have done to us. Congratulations. If the Russians help us by starting a UK civil war, which is good for them, then I will consider them more of a friend than 5 and 6.

No, the other one. I've seen that one.

It's just 77th ITT mate

How are they getting the budget if their oppos in the Kremlin aren't play-fighting with them on fields of their choosing?

Was it this one?

memantine dreams

We'll have less of that kind of talk here, anon.

hello
tap tap
hello?
i have an important announcement to make gentlemen

i hate niggers

over

Think I believe in dragons now, why not, also stone circles are technology that used magnetism to make it rain

wank

Recieving you anon I also do not like the blackies

Yes, that's the one I haven't seen. I didn't realise it was so sad. RIP

One willy to rule them all. One willy to find them. One willy to bring them all within the darkness, bind them.

Recieving you

fuckin poof

*BWONNGGG*
This just in; Anon hates niggers.
Thanks for joining us.
Good night.

It has just occurred to me that the men with the power to save us may not actually have been raised on the same propaganda as us so they might not see saving us as their duty because they may fundamentally seem themselves as other.

Lol. Fair enough I suppose. I like me more than I like them though.

anon you need to study logic instead of studying wacky theories about stonehenge

Anyone like having imaginary fights in their bedrooms?

Who/what are 5 and 6?

ON MY TRANSISTOR RADIO!!!

MI5 and MI6? The people with the most power in this country? The men primarily responsible for the murder of Britain?

lbc.co.uk/crime/ex-tory-councillors-wife-jailed-for-inciting-racial-hatred-in-social-media-post/

The post came after three girls were stabbed and killed at a holiday club in Southport on the same date, sparking nationwide unrest.

The post, which she later deleted, said: "Mass deportation now, set fire to all the f****** hotels full of the b******* for all I care... if that makes me racist so be it."

On Thursday, she told the Court of Appeal that she "never" intended to incite violence, and did not realise pleading guilty would mean she accepted that she had.

She's imprisoned for 2.5 YEARS for that?
Surely picrel and similar received the same...?

I watched Hot Fuzz the other night (great choice it and 7 cans of beer) and now I want to live in the nice little town (Wells, but called Sandford in the flick).

And yeah I know 6 is probably innocent but come on there's only so much you can watch your little sister do and say "nah not my problem" before other people just decide you're both in it together.

The outside world just feels like a ran down liminal space to a bum like me.

No. They always escalate and then I have to dispose of an imaginary body.

I'd rather live in a patch in a free state with a cabin gunned up to fuck

larpmongs itt

Oh man you should check out IRL if you can. It is going OFF right now. Men entrusted with the protection of their own are betraying their duties all over the place. It is a smorgasbord of evil right now. Actual evil not the boring medieval torture device stuff.

ha, I'm in Colorado maybe we should trade

youtube.com/watch?v=kdhkPQG8f_4

as if you're lacking school shooters so much you need to import them

Any day of the week. That countryside living is max comfy but this country is not what it seems

brain damage

Why didn't Jeff like mark?

Can't keep up with the larp? Need to bring it back to your level?

youtube.com/watch?v=e_S9VvJM1PI

did you even watch the show?

No, everything is bullshit I'll believe whatever the fuck I want

she'd fuckin get it

show

howdy pardner

im all in

youtube.com/watch?v=yrkfkwzChoM

You're 100% right mate, most people can't even face the truth because the scale of the betrayal is so vast that it's barely believable

oskar delta looking ass nigger

corrr bet you speak proper queens English lad, proper upper class you are

bit of a shite response to the realisation of how yankified you are

proper distinguished me, got to point it out every time I see someone use an americanism, how else would people know I’ve never had sex

Abarth

Ginge downgraded?

he's proper rattled you

Brinnies have never had sex and it shows.

abarth > corsa

Oh u mad

shows

series*

Ive done loads of sex btw probs way more than that guy

sheeeeiiiit u mad mofuggah

I'd challenge you to a sex off any day of the week

SEX

can you even compare american sex to british?

My sex is extremely extravagant

see i pointed out how he said something a black American person would say, even though it bore no relevance to the conversation, im sure this doesn’t reflect how tedious i come across in real life

sex was mentioned and you're moving the conversation towards blacks, not making a point, just an observation

Flagrant copulation

My love is vengeance that's never free.

You sound hung up, might I recommend some more sex in your life?

you don’t seem to be following the conversation at all you utter mong

no u

ive won

77th niggers you understand that nobody hates you it's just that you're the baddies right? Like you're not going to be upset about bad things happening to you in the civil war? You get it that there are two conflicting opinions and yours inherently isn't more right than the other right?

you're right i'll leave the observation to you cuck

Katy McCann was a sex haver

Won the virgin award first prize

Taking the 77th women as sex slaves after the war but they're all fat and common.

You mean sussex

”Ahh, here we are, Coronation Street. What better show is there to mong out to after a couple of spliffs and a John smiths?”

”Programme, Jeremy. Speak normally, you’re not bloody Conan O’Brien.”

i just popped a whole garbanzo bean fuck you mean?

This thread is much like a Manchester canal tunnel. Full of guilty looking men who had sex.

Programmes are performed on the television shows are performed on the stage you plebby caint

Gay sex isn't real sex.

Hey guys. Going to the store. Does anyone want some candy?

proper cultured me, need to point it out every time someone uses ‘show’ when they mean ‘programme’, how else would they know im a virgin?

you think you the jez, bitch
you not even the mark

Tell that to Mrs Starmer

lower classes seethe

When will they learn?

i got strands of rna in my hookah
every puff is an insult to god

Never, obviously. That's why they live in council houses, get tattooed and wear clothes with brand names printed on them.

Trannies L O S T

Deviants B T F O

ill give you that fluoride stare

Not much fight in them. One weekend of waving their lady cocks around London, and then nothing.

They exist to fatten the pockets of the
G E N T R Y
Like me an sosban

Fuck off faggot

chuffed

Dressed to impress large and in charge

I feel scared for my future and see nothing but poverty and fear coming my way.

That's a very optimistic outlook. Lower your expectations.

Need a new stove, fucking thing just died

dxm is shit

If you're young you have to clever your way out of it, if you're old you prep invest and hope for the best.

ket

I'm 24 but already look and feel old.

i will baptise you in the rivers where xalmon swim

You were born during the collapse. There is no heroism or glory to be found here. Protect yourself from those who claim to protect you that your bloodline might survive.

what is this phenotype?

The 77th were men once. Taken and corrupted by the dark forces of the world beyond. Made corrupt and vile. They know not themselves.

Upskill, invest etc. We won't collapse just steady decline. Plan accordingly.

I prefer having them in my living room because I don't live with my mum.

Imaginary fight anon is undefeated

He isn't.

I've just conjured him up a right battering, he's begging for mercy as I type this

I see an imaginary battering in the pair of yourses futures

And yeah it's easy to go haha look at the schizo talking about 5 and 6 like all the other schizos but when it really comes down to it, when the cards are on the table, who is responsible for the victory or defeat of Britain right now?

If you think the victory or defeat of Britain isn't on the table in this moment and every moment from the dawn of Britain to this very moment then I don't care about your opinion because you are clearly retarded and I hope you get the help you need.

abarth volume

1.4L
Lmao. Gay.

Or I suppose you could go with the Britain is a social construct angle which it is but if it is then why is that a bad thing and if it's a bad thing are you sure it's a bad thing and if you are sure it's a bad thing what does your life look like in a post-Britain world?

smoked so much dust i invented a new shape then wanked to it for an hour

Wierdlad hours

Kek imagine unironically driving a car with less than 400 hp

I suppose it's not even about us, our people, our families, us, it's about the way our ruling class saw us as disposable. When they thought they had all the power they saw us as disposable. So why would we give them all the power?

And I'm sorry to the glowniggers who have found a better life over with those ruling classes but we can't allow people who would do that to have that power. They will lose. If you nail your trousers to their mast then you will lose too.

And I know it sounds like haha laugh at the schizo he's claiming power beyond his station but I'm not. I'm explaining a concept you don't and don't want to understand. They can only lose when they are that which they are. It's not that we're great, it's that they weren't and they think they were. I feel sorry for the men that birthed them, that want them to do well, but it is what it is.

has anyone ever tested the effects of fentanyl on baby deer?

When you really really *really* get in to it all there is is what you think you can get away with. And I saw what you thought you could get away with. It doesn't matter whether other people did. At least one person did. And I found it disgusting.

Afghans will have tried in on goats. It's comparable.

Baby

Are you planning on fucking it? Nonce.

When you think about it, there are men who go to work, earn money and then use that money to look at pictures of Katie Price's post harv fanny.

its scientific research
mention drugged up baby dear once and you're mind goes straight to rape
you sick fuck

We should gas the jews for a laugh.

awake at 3am
coming up and down simultaneously
thinking you're a genius for inventing the concept of a good day

We fuck here. Nut up or shut up kid.

CHAUCER YOU CUNT WHO WAS BACKING YOU AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH EXPLAIN YOURSELF THIS INSTANT

Cos surely the 77th know the story of the English language and early printing right? They're not so fucking ignorant as language despite their 6+ MFL degrees that this is over their heads right? They can be trusted to, if not make the right decisions, at least understand the fucking issue being discussed right?

Like I'm not going to spell it out but we all know what's going on right? And yeah I'm gifting you the schizo thing here, you're welcome, but we're all (shut the fuck up -ed)

Just want my blue tongue monster munch back, nothing else matters this week

Yeah. This dingy canal tunnel is ours.

that's fucking hilarious and sad at the same time
fuck jewish orchestrated wars between white nations

No but KGB memes aside, like yeah okay you took down 20th century Britain after the jews murdered its entire leadership mimicking the trauma done to you as an entity, these fucking people should, as individuals, understand what is happening right? Like a national identity doesn't eventually diverge to a point where L I T E R A L L Y some people think and some people fight right? To some degree it preserves its pluripotency or omnipotency? No actual nation state would ever be so stupid as to sterilise itself right?

The 77th, 5, 6, et al, they're all just means to an outcome. And in this case maybe we, because even I for better or worse and despite the deceit share this fate, took ourselves too seriously, took our belief in our own supremacy too far. But even in that fucking case the fucking cunts manning the desk in the absence of real men understand that this is more than they know right?

In a way what the jews did to Russia was forced sterilisation but, as Jurassic Park spoke on, life finds a way. Kill the coloniser class and the peasants will become the colonisers just for a different cause, a different reason, a different purpose, a different method. And I get that too, but why the fuck are we doing it to ourselves? What are these nasty bastard Scotchmen getting out of enforcing child rape by pakis on the English? What is the fucking purpose of it? Are they actually like this?

Ah. The Scotch are smarter than the English. The English know that to stand against the Scotch is death, socially, financially, literally, whatever way the Scotch will win.

And the Scotch want to destroy the UK because they've already had their fun colonising so now they want to leave the poor fat English louts to suffer for the Scottish happy fun time. The Germans, the barbarians that they are, will occupy the throne while it happens because they're gamblers at heart by their barbarian nature.

I don't particularly give a fuck but I'm here and I'm unhappy about it so I'm going to make it, already have made it, your problem.

We should have exterminated the Scotch when they sold all their land to the English. No chance of that stock ever having any moral substance.

LARPS & Lies
youtube.com/watch?v=ERmM5l2ceoY

Noticed lately Amazon is untrustworthy because jeets are flooding reviews with AI comments and 5 star ratings.

What do you suggest?

Scotchmen

What do we have to do with pakis in England?

I don't know what we did that made you so upset.

Develop a skill desirable by another country. Save your money. Buy gold sovereigns. Start an online business.

Are you doing these things yourself?

Amazon reviews have been shit since like 2017

The Scotch are a *huge* part of why this pakis are good actually narrative persists. They are an extremely concentrated point of public opinion, about 8m people compared to the whole UK of 66m and extremely politically and strategically sensitive. The UK can't upset them because NATO wants to keep them which means the UK will be punished severely for taking normal healthy actions against its dissident population. With Scotland this dissident population actively wants to take in more poison/spill more of its own blood to destroy its symbiotic parasite. This is fucking unhinged. You want more wogs because what, you think a broken England is good for Scotland actually? What the fuck do you think happens to an independent Scotland? Where do you see yourselves in 100 years? I'm not saying shut up and get in line because grievances are absolutely acceptable and sometimes you have to be willing to burn the whole thing down if those grievances are not addressed but what I am saying is OVER FUCKING WOGS? WOGS? OVER WOGS? YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IT ALL DOWN OVER BEING NICE TO WOGS? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? But again I can't actually condemn the SNP because I am not Scottish so I can't comment on Scottish issues but WHAT THE FUCK.

because jeets

it's been that way for 10+ years fuckhead

I have a desirable skill that I employed during work for domestic and international companies over the space of 15 years that I was well paid for. My savings are shit, but I have invested in gold and some silver. I have an online business. I'm old cunt though. I could have done a lot more.

Fuck it might get in to post-rock jewish gloat pop.

youtube.com/watch?v=fKopy74weus

Hmm, well, we've never actually been exposed to multiracialism in any significant way so the people here don't really know any better about the issue, it's kind of like how England must have been in the 1990s. I don't think many people here actually like the SNP.

Damn, fifteen years. That makes me feel really behind. I've never even had a job and don't have a degree yet either. I'm glad you're doing well at least though, it must be interesting to have the persective of somebody who was alive during the late 20th century to compare to the current age.

Hurrrr yea, fuck it lad. Sounds totally based and red-pilled hurrr

Sociopathic Machiavellians everywhere ITT

You're not behind you're just where you are. Ages of men and profteers existed before me and will after, and will you the same. In some ways its harder to make a living that ever, in some ways it's easier than ever. Find your passion and turn it into a marketable skill. Money never dies it just changes shape.

Then be better than the fucking English and see through the lies ahead of time. I don't fucking know. I'm a little woglet short and stout, here's my machete here's my detonator.

You understand that England is dependent on Scottish public opinion for reasons beyond the scope of a public forum right? It's not just a funny haha KGB divide and conquer episode, whether by accident or by design they have stumbled upon something actually important and it's working and nobody in England can make the Scotch see sense. I won't lie, it's about religion, and it was before the Christcuck nonsense.

That said even if there was anything you could do I don't know if England deserves it. It might be better to just leave these isles to be carved up by the foreign invader. One monopantheon is as good as another. I don't think that's true, but I understand how it might be seen as true. Actually maybe they are the same. But that doesn't mean we should abandon the genetic bank.

You will notice I'm assuming Scottish public opinion can change overnight. This is because I'm not a fucking retard. Give me one good reason to allow the dissolution of the British genome.

chill the fuck out lad, Reform is coming, good times ahead, and if they dont get the job done, we sure as fuck will find someone who will...

I'm about 1 Our Nigel away from a school shooting.

NO IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY BUT THIS ENTIRE FUCKING SITUATION ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY MAYBE HAVE SOME CONSIDERATION THAT SOME PEOPLE FEEL THE SAME ABOUT THE DEATH OF BRITAIN AS YOU DO ABOUT A SCHOOL SHOOTING

here ya go u pom poofter asswipes

(2*2)^lots/(lots*10^9)

Answer me truthfully lad. How strong is the Coke up there? Asking for a m8

I have no base of comparison. Whatever Britain is a shithole anyway. Did the Scotch ever believe in things or was it always just a fear larp?

Did the Scotch ever believe in things or was

Scotch (noun): Refers to the Scottish spirit, whisky, usually a malt whisky.
To scotch (verb): To prevent or stop something from happening, like plans or efforts.

Which one??

There's nothing on the stone about having to be nice to you you morbidly obese boring balding gaelic bummer. Have you thought about killing yourself?

on japanese train lads, crazy how everything here just works but how everything back home is so shite

even got meself a train bento no 3 month old sarneys here will show you once i tuck in like

If you don't go to sleep now, you'll be too tired to contribute to group tomorrow.

no one gives a shit about your holibobs, dickhead

What happened with your drip of a mate?

I care fuck boy I want to know what robocock has got up to and has he ploughed any jap birds

You sound like a fucking woman.

Right, we are done here lad. I tried being nice to you, I really did. I offered you nothing but Brotherliness, an olive branch of hope, and you just basically threw your own shite in my face like some Clune Park estate goblin, get to fuck ya little cunt, ya ken?

still being a boring cunt, was out yesterday and loads of cosplayers showed up he was scared shitlesa while i was like corr giz a picture luv

man those windows are spotless. Try and get on the Shinkansen bullet train and experience that if you havent already, id love to one day.

Id snap your neck

That's a nice looking vagina and woman attached to it

You're all a bunch of utter spastics.

HO-LEE-FUK I can practically see what she had for breakfast, unbelievable, gorgeous child bearing hips and snatch oh fuck fuck fuck.... yes

Thighs status: C R E A M Y

was mad one minute was just walking next street was full of clunge like

A woman on the blob apparently.

You got robowilly wet yet?

I expected nothing less from midwit central.

OGGY OGGY OGGY

GAS THE WOGGY

WAHEYYYYYYYY

Your posts r shite
Robolegmans are banger
simple as

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cheers for speeding this thread along with your Coke brained gobshite, can you please carry on so my emergency bake can surely take off? cheers

saw this mad bastard with his sex dolls to

kek

you're on holiday and got nothing better to do than post your snaps on brit/pol/ you sad fucker

saw this lad to but didnt get chance to ask him to giz a go

daft twat im stuck on train for next 2 hours what else am i gonna do?

daft twat im stuck on train for next 2 hours what else am i gonna do?

jump in front of it

Any blowjob bars close by?

It's not coke brained shite it's actually real serious stuff and I'm quite upset on a personal level that some people do see it as coke brained shite. Do you think it's all just meaningless? I'm sad for you if you do.

Like on the one hand I actually don't care, I can only control what I can control. If I keep my own shit clean it's not my business whether people keep theirs clean too but it's saddening that I can put all this effort in and have it shat back in my face by the Scotch, which is absolutely their right, but it's still like fine if you want to use that right in that way you absolutely can and I don't have to give a fuck about it.

The freemason plays basically talk about slavery/land reclamation anyway so it's not like I'm revealing any secrets here you haven't already revealed. And yeah I know hurr durr they're supposed to be a reflection on yourself more than anything else but anyone with half a brain can see through that. The thing with Scotland is you really genuinely believe just being a nasty bastard is enough to put the fear of god in to everyone and if you can't have your way you take it or blow the whole thing up but answer me honestly, who cares?

The extinction of the Scotch arc will be kino. I hope you get to see the whole thing.

LOOK AT ME I'M BEING SCOTCH

LET ME HAVE MY OWN WAY OR I'LL SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR REEEEEEE

I'M SCOTCH

bless your soul wee man, im praying for ye, im rooting for ye, ya ken

Yeah man I get it. The angry middle classes weep because they are not singularly and by birthright entitled to god's love so they form cabals and attack what they see as the beneficiaries of their misfortune. Do you think you're original lmao?

I mean it's fine the boys will have fun playing in your structure as much as any other it's just nobody will like you afterwards. If you want to be small little men you absolutely can, that is your right, that's what choice is. I would prefer it if you didn't, but you absolutely can.

It's like the Americans. They absolutely have the power to hand supreme legislative, executive, and judicial power to Donald Trump (you) but if they do they will regret it no matter how fun it feels in the moment. And yeah some of you are probably like "anything I do is part of the plan waheyy" but you know that's not how it works.

Oh no, did I say that by accident? I'm such a klutz.