Does your head of government have swag?

Does your head of government have swag?

I just want them to stop, they aren't needed.

I got a pocket watch I bought from a shop in Prague castle. It's neat.

How does the albanisn prime minister have the most expensive watch?

No, he has shit taste

why are chuds so materialistic and gay?

chuds

The Albanian guy's party is literally the old communist party.

eastern european communists are bigger chuds than even Hitler

I bet every single one of these faggots just look at their phone to check the time?

this, i have never understood watches for this reason. if i am buying jewelry for a purely aesthetic purpose i’d rather buy a nice pinky ring or a necklace than a big clumsy watch

Trumps watch is by far the shittest looking watch, yes even worse than the gaudy one the albanian has.

I like the one on the right because it reminds me of eating mac and cheese and watching Digimon

how does a watch cost over a million dollars

Because someone was willing to pay a million dollars for it.

i wonder if there's a correlation between watch price and how much of a shtihole the country is

I want a Casio F-91W government

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No, otherwise UK would be more expensive

Croatia > UK > Albania > USA in terms of taste

Ancient Swiss craft folded over a thousand times in the kukukscaverns of Schloß schwarzeschwansentein...

It's like a corruption index that checks out perfectly. We need more examples

I like watches but I don't think I've ever seen one over 50k that looks good.

Albanian guy just took all the albanian money and put it his watch

Yoinked it off Keir.

It reaches a point where it's just performative.

A nice Rolex is fine, they're several thousand and they have objectively nailed the balance between form and function.

If you're dropping 100,000+ on "Le grande de buffon watchique de mons a la scrotum edition 1913 deluxe" then you need to fucking end yourself. You're no better than those Arabs who get gold wrapped Lambos. You're fucking GAY.

Anyway for me it's the Seiko Giugiaro

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cringe

sovl

It has more to do with a watch being more or less the only jewellery that is acceptable for a straight man.

i got a junker watch back when i had my confirmation but im not much for accessoires so its just been collecting dust for the last 15 years

Japanese movement; the rest is Swiss.

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That Pirro is glorious but the Vacheron is a classic.

only the last one looks good, the rest look like faggot wear

bring back my nigga

Some men’s mag did this same thing back in the day during a G7 summit. They asked embassies what watch their leaders wear: Bush wore a simple Timex, Japan a Rolex. French Embassy replied Monsiour Mitterand does not wear a watch, he does not need to know what time it’s is; he will ask an assistant if necessary.

France won. masters of time.

of course the king of a shithole wears the most expensive bling and swag

The poor wearing all the expensive shit again

French Embassy replied Monsiour Mitterand does not wear a watch, he does not need to know what time it’s is; he will ask an assistant if necessary.

sounds like he's a swarthy layabout with no obligations that require punctuality
so french, yes

I just want them to stop

They won't. That's cutting edge quartz technology

tribeleaders of shitholes like albania and croatia need to flex on everyone

checks out

wearing a watch over 1000 dollars is faggy and unironically low class. those watches are supposed to be collector items

holy fuck that's awful, I like the red tile design and the red/gold color scheme is good but jesus christ that thing is a gigantic bulbous blister stuck to your wrist that's just begging to be accidentally smashed against a table corner or something

1.4m

thast fucking ugly whats the catch?

Because he has been for 12 years now straight and just won another mandate.
God bless democracy.
We albanians hated the communists so much we elected the anti communists who then proceeded to rape and plunder all the infrastructure the communists build, then we elected the socialists who now get their cut of the drug dealing and the plundering of anything thats left over all while getting western gibs by selling the soul and population of that country for nothing.

Corruption is tolerated in Albania, not in England. Trump has a huge collection of watches and has taste, hence why he would never wear something as garish as that Albinigger.

Trump has taste.

Kek.

I am a sovereign citizen of the internet.

Gigachad

Trump

taste

Trump's taste is what poor people think billionaires are like

our head of church has the rarest of all watches, the fabled reverse vampire chronometer, only visible in reflections.

The only think cringier than some twat flashing an expensive watch to compensate for a small penis, are the watchBros that instantly see you noticed and insist on talking about their watches and how many they have,,etc.

TL:DR: no one care about your fucking watch. Especially women.

watch what you wish for
because you might just get it

Show us.

1:

watch bought with his own money as a casual display of wealth

2:

typical EU fag pretending to care for the people while trying to appeal to the working class and concealing his actual wealth

3:

stop giving a fuck because of mafia connections

4:

same as above but being more conceited

I hate mechanical watches.

muh high horology, muh precision

just finds ways of complicating squeezing and unwinding the coil

has to constantly windcuck it

rushing by 2 seconds every day, has to be reset every month

yeah mountain niggers can miss me with their (((Luxury))) watches, if im wearing a suit - max bill solar, anything else - g-shock square

Nobody in the UK is allowed to own anything expensive. Instead we must give our money to feral niggers turning up on dinghies.

Check out my rollie pol

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I prefer the AliExpress Skmei 1123 over the steel band casios because the display is full metal and glass rather than plastic. Still fundamentally the same watch though

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excellent taste, though personally I don't like metal linkage straps because they pinch my arm hair.

moggs all of you

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One thing I'll give Trump is the man has taste

Holy shit thats fucking stupid looking. Is depicting some Eyes Wide Shut-style party?

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Tell us more about the Cum Watch

The one on your photo is vintage and is pretty expensive. Modern giugiaro reissue is meh.
Btw the only thing i like about modern uk is christopher ward watches. They are nice and have soul, your faggot ass PM should buy himself a pair instead of tissot which is gay af

straight up serial killer watches.

You know it

how and why the fuck would i know

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Isn't Albania one of the poorest countries in Europe?

Let's see Voldemort Zelensky's watch...

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supposedly they are terrorist watches, ragheads used to (probably still do) get guantanamo'd just for wearing one because it's easy to rewire the piezo speaker into a bomb trigger
it is rather easy to mod, I removed the piezo on one of mine to fit a cr2032 battery instead of the standard cr2016 so it lasts 20 years instead of 10

What are the chances it’s not a replica or the owner isn’t still searching for it?

this. I have several watches that are 2k plus but still under 5k, a rolex submariner is probably the last watch I will ever buy that is way too expensive but is an icon, but only because i can't afford a a.lange und sohne comfortably, they are works of art.

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F-91w is an incel watch but it's objectively good. I use one.

but is an icon

an icon of mass production

I'm a simple but classy man

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straight up serial killer watches

Thank you!

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what kind of "straight man" wants to wear jewelry

ever since cell phones there is no point to a watch other than vanity

that Albanian one is so disgustingly gaudy i would only expect it to come from an Albanian. mines a simple yet elegant $1,000 Citizen

I'm thinking of buying a Glashütte Original (a Senator Excelence). Do you have any experience with that brand?

mine is does slide calculations on the dial for privatebpilots. did you went me to buy you a casio or something so you don't feel left out

luv me my smart watch

For me, it's Hitler's Reverso.

Slaves get used to their collars.

absolutely, I have had a casio on my wrist every day since I was maybe 15. 17 years later, still a certified incel
you can be damn sure that if it ever does happen, the watch is staying on.

I'd rather not be enslaved to a nightmarish big tech surveillance rectangle that I need to recharge every day. also all the other zoomlennials are getting smart watches nowadays so clearly the form factor is desireable

I just look directly into the sun to tell time

I thought that box said HOMOS

i have an omeger seamustard from like 20 years ago

i stopped wearing it because i literally have no reason to when i check the time on my phone

and niggers in LA will rob you if you have a nice watch on

plus i dont like stuff hanging off my wrist anyways, i used to feel weird without a watch but after a while of not wearing it now i feel the opposite

it's been sitting in my safe for years now

at least it holds its value i guess, i'd literally rather just buy more guns with the money though since that's more fun

What an ugly fucking watch lol

Bill Gates wears one.

Classic. You know the circuit for these were used as timers by terrorists for some of their bombs. Rolex ain't got a legacy like that

smart watches need to be charged every day, that's super gay when i already have to charge my phone

smart watches are also completely useless when there is no phone for them to tether off of

receives knowledge unfiltered, directly from Sol Invictus

The jews tell you not to look into the Sun to keep you from true enlightenment

Since when did Spaniards use retarded American date notation?

a million just to own the riddler's wristwatch

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Rolex was the Sean Connery James Bond watch though until they swapped it out for the Omega Seamaster in the Brosnan era. Personally I like Roger Moore so I like digital watches (he wears Seiko)

he posts on his 1500 dollar iphone with gucci pleather case

how do you like the nomos, looking to pick up a cheap 101 I saw.
haven't owned a glashutte, probably because I haven't seen one that I like yet, but I do love me some german watches.

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imagine not wearing a $15 Q&Q watch so you can tell the time

it's jewelry that's socially acceptable for men to wear
most of them outlived their usefulness as a tool
quartz outperforms mechanical watches by so much yet they're the cheaper option
also have a casio AE-1200 but it's in pieces after a screw broke in a custom housing for it

the form factor is desireable

ever since niggers started stalking people and robbing them of nice watches and jewelry, rich people dont wear them anymore

unless they are are surrounded by armed security

>he posts on his 1500 dollar iphone with gucci pleather case

i have an iphone 13 mini

i hate big gay phones, and it's a shame the only small iphones available are the watered down SE, so i stick to the 13 mini while i still can or until apple releases a new mini again

also i only paid $10 each for a bunch of official leather cases because the 13 mini went out of production so they had firesales for all the cases

shame that apple doesn't even make leather cases anymore, just silicone slop that peels apart after a week

I bought my Casio off eBay for £6.99 lol it’s actually genuine as well which I wasn’t expecting

Does your head of government have swag?

one of our government guys (a minister iirc) lost his job and political career over an undeclared high price watch he was seen wearing
peacocking retards, all of them
also, the more primitive a culture, the more swag it wears

nigga you're a rollie pollie by the looks of it

nice piece. set the band properly and wear it, as far as males go a watch isn't jewelry its more of a trim piece or status symbol. you won't even notice it after awhile, I've slept with mine on accident before

im in LA too, why i carry a $1000 gun to compliment my $1000 watch: the reason you stated. niggers

it stops after a while
annoying tho

I used to wear a watch before cell phones were a thing
now I just use my phone to tell time
watches are pointless jewelry
and who wears jewelry?
women and faggots

I'm a Anon Babble 500 CEO and this is my daily driver

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Tissot

Fuck, that's such a based choice for such a shit politician.

a watch isn't jewelry its more of a trim piece or status symbol

i.e. jewellery, you fucking faggot. If you think of it as anything but a convenient way to tell the time, you're a prancing la-di-da chutney ferreting uphill gardener.

I so fucking wanted that when I was a kid
alas

does it beep the theme song too

you're no Anon Babble fortune over 9000 if it doesnt

not being a bond villain

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oddly enough, Skmei sells knockoffs of this watch too (Skmei 1095)

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you can't always have your cellphone, you have to be able to track time when your hands are dirty etc. Spoiled fag

now it's too late and I don't want anything

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Because virtue signalling "wealth" is behavior of insecure poors
Same reason nogs spend so much on clothes/shoes/cars

so what do you do if someone calls you while your hands are dirty?
check your watch?

lmao

i guees technically a smart watch would make sense in this situation though

you can't always have your cellphone

why not?

when your hands are dirty

I'm not a ditch digger, thankfully

you're a prancing la-di-da chutney ferreting uphill gardener.

With autism, "white rage,"

...and a gun.

it's a signal for other rich bois to talk business with you

What are your thoughts on good watches? I bought pic rel right after I started my first job out of college and all these years later it still works great, still fits great, still looks great, and gold never corrodes. Yes it was a little more expensive, but I mean, it speaks for itself. I love gold watches

t. Still get compliments on my watch regularly

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Putin used to but then he was out in some sort of meeting with factory workers and some arrogant worker asked him in front of media if he could have his watch.
Putin thought for a second and without much enthusiasm gave it away..

there is a video of it somewhere
LMAO

Nah I think it’s gayer to rely on a phone for time

then the worker was gulag'd and expropriated from his khrushchevka and his entire family was put on the uchyot

jewelry faggot identified

you don't pick up?

i guees technically a smart watch would make sense in this situation though

or this
so you never for any reason get your hands dirty or wet?

Lmao I miss watch threads

nah nothing like that.
putin gives away shit from time to time like from the master's shoulder imperial type of move.

This is brilliant. We need to tell niggers to go ask democrats for their watches lol

The watch is supposed to induce schitoprinia in intelligence agencies who are psychotic up the wazoo trying to figure out the thought process of the leader who was influenced or sometimes even possessed by an archetype or hero from old, so is essential, some leaders just get the most expensivist which is retarded but some intentionally pick the most line ups or strategically pick the one that will mind fuck adversaries, we wear a Bulova gemini dress watch.

so you never for any reason get your hands dirty or wet?

if my hands happen to be dirty, I don't need to frantically check the time
I wash my hands, then check the time
simple

Checked. Just for you bbz :*

Typical Albanian. All tacky flash with no substance.

it's weird the poorest countries leaders always want or have the most expensive things

eh they save phone battery
I always take one on trips

The phone tells the time

Having a watch

Absolutely retard lmao

You don't even need a watch anymore it's just a boomer way to signal status.

Starmer is a poorfag with good taste
Albania's is gypsy tier hideous
Serbia is trying too hard and the diamonds are ghey
Trump's is actually nice though

It is magnificent, worth much more than it costs. In-house movement, virtually all parts made in Glashütte, sapphire crystal (back also), 316L steel, Chicago cordovan strap... And very good customer service. With good care, it only slows down/forwards 10 seconds a day (at least mine).

Trump has Retro classic

starmer has "I don't care about watches"

Albanian guy has rich people bait

Serbian guy has "I like Patek" starter pack

in Scandinavian countries, heads of government and ministers go to work by public transit or sometimes even by bicycle
in nigger mentality countries, the baddest boss nigger must ride in a 6-vehicle motorcade with flashing lights and sirens
that's how you know a boss nigger is coming

I have one of those, which came with a paper crane and a handwritten note from the seller. Japan knows how to treat its clientele .

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I feel like I've saved enough time glancing at my wrist to check the time/date over the years to justify the price and aesthetic of wearing a casio style watch. It's effectively a utility

Prime Minister

Tissot

what a fucking faggot

>starmer has "I don't care about watches"

Nah, people who don't care about watches don't buy Tissot. They wear smart watches or nothing at all. Tissot is a well made, very reliable, low-mid tier Swiss.
Starmer is giving "I'd wear a much more expensive watch if I could get away with it, but I'd get dragged if I budgeted over £500 on this thing".

i said most watches
like everything can be done with a cheapo quartz watch
they're also better at it because their accuracy is superior and they are always ready on standby for a decade(unless you put your automatic watch on that rig)
like the GSAR in my pic , that originally was made for military. i never actually wore it in the military, i wore that G-Shock.

It's more than jewelry. It's one of the few links we have left with more civilized times, just like books and radio

I heard a boomer say his $17k Rolex is a good investment because it will last forever and a smart watch you pretty much need to get rid of and rebuy a new one every 4 years or so. Mind you he also has like 2 other 10k+ watches.

hurrdurr le phone tells time

Easy as it may be to check your phone, it is even easier to check a watch.
Instead of taking a 5 inch fondleslab out of your pocket and pressing the button, you can casually glance at your wrist. Plus they have a pretty great history behind them.

Most of all it is just an accessory. Nothing wrong with accesorizing as long as it isn't gay shit.

I do it for convenience. Just like speaking English and not spic

Bulova for me

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for me it's the commander keen watch with the snap-off lego pieces

I fucking love NOMOS
I have an Orion I bought in Germany.
Those fuckers have SOVL

Why are there american flags claiming to be Romanian and Albanian?

it's a decoration nowadays
which makes it jewelry

my watch is worth more than trump's

They're excellent, indeed. I have promised myself to buy only Japanese and German watches

lol, only Starmer's actually show minutes

Smart watches are a pain in the dick and a wristwatch is still the most reliable and convenient way to tell the time by far. He could probably have gone with with something cheaper, but a Casio is going to attract attention when you're suited and booted. He's gone for the "blend in" option.

they also establish a temp no fly zone where theyre at. someone fucked up royally a couple months back with the Brandon regime, didnt check their flight plan maps and cruised right on over

they send the f16s and the faa pulls your shit immediately that t. flight watch guy

that doesn't make any sense.

This was given to me a few weeks ago. Feels weird wearing something expensive. I do like it though.

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There are moments where you need to check the time but it’s inappropriate to pull your phone out. People will assume you’re checking your texts instead of listening to them. You would know this if you had a nice white collar job.

Imagine James Bond needing to pull out his phone every few minutes on a mission

Okay, so I checked it out, and that Pirro watch is a luxury brand by some albanian watchmaker guy. So the albanian PM most likely got one as a gift or whatever. So it costs 1 million + but he didn't pay for it so it's not as bad as it looks.

A man of culture, I had the Donald Duck alarm clock as a kid, woke you up real fucking fast!

why not go for a marathon.
Rolexes are ... retarded

No, it isn't. Would you say that a Velazquez painting is just "decoration"? Watches are art. Technical art. The movement of a watch is proof of human greatness. Also, watches have functionality. Another thing is that you prefer to check the time on your jewphone

Wow, you must give great head

Americans: something to match my style

Brits: Sensible, practical and within budget

Filthy w*gs: The most gaudy ridiculous thing possible, please. Must be the highest possible price for the aesthetic

rental Lambo

Trump needs a more expensive watch to be proportionate tbdesu. He’s nouveau riche

Such swag, much nookie

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hes an insecure faggot from a poor shithole, a white nigger

what's your opinion on people that use chatgpt to look everything up?
they're both uses of very advanced technology for a very menial purpose. (some) watchfags choose to use the minimum required tool for the job, whereas phonefags are okay relying on an internet-connected surveillance and psychological manipulation tool for such things.

That Pirro is pretty dope, not gonna lie.

I like to stay on the grid-grid-grid that way my guardian agents don't get nervous.

Non-white detected.

im happy with my navihawk

Nah, I just like the color red.

no, it's obvious when you just use 1 hand and look at the lock screen briefly that you're just checking the time

honestly just checking to see who called or who texted is perfectly fine too, since that's shown on the lock screen

it only looks rude if you start swiping on your phone and go beyond the lock screen

also, im a lawyer you fag and context matters

i wouldn't even check the time on a watch if i was in a courtroom in front of the judge

The "all business" watch type has been a solved problem for a long time.

Does it match your frilly knickers?

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jewelry is art
and some jewelry is functional too
and even then most watches outlived their usefulness and i wear watches

For me, it's the Armitron Rubik

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Nah, it matches my twelve inch cock.

We are all economic zones now, Anders.

SKMEI

Utterly classless. Get a real Casio.

It's tasteless. If he wanted to wear a sub-$1000 watch he should have picked the SARB033

The marathon is amazing... also fuck you jew.

Red, scaly, and made in the third world?

Tissot

Embarrassing, honestly.

my grandpa's 1970's Seiko automatic

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goddamnit i spit my drink on my phone you asshole

Bin Laden watch

Hey pal, you know what? Go take a hike.

I accept your sword.

thanks and fuck you too

kek

Kek

did you get a deal on the marathon because of the mutts are your slaves ?

Tissot shouldn't be embarrassing unless you feel for the PRX meme. They have great timepieces like the Chemin des Tourelles.

Owning a watch is mandatory for chuds. You must be a phone addicted bitch. Taking it everywhere like a woman.

I thought the Michelin man was french.

how come the most corrupt has the most expensivd stuff

That sums up Starmer in general, honestly.

I don't condemn wearing watches, but don't see why checking phone (that has a myriad of other functions) should be more gay than wearing an overpriced piece of jewellery. wearing simole military watches like is the most based thing.
"smart" watches are very gay though.

funnily enough i bought it when they had a 4th of july sale
considered the yamam one
but im no yamam and the writing on the side put me off

and its a canadian company not an american one

funnily enough i bought it when they had a 4th of july sale

Flag checks out

Frustratingly common jew w

Why are boomers so obsessed with expensive watches

All G-Shocks are still pretty great, honestly. But why not get a Casio Lineage? Or an actually interesting watch like a high beat quartz movement like Bulova's 262 khz movement, check out the Bulova Super Seville.

ok let me just take my hundreds of thousands i made, wipe my ass with it and live in a cave like you dumb niggers

fantastic idea there, smiley WEF jew

The Casio F91W is like 20 bucks, burger.

Kek you're all right, Leaf.
The rake shall spare you when the day comes.

Dude I just lost my fucking pocket watch from the castle at a masquerade party. I hope its in my suit jacket getting dry cleaned.

Its definitely made in China but still really cool

That's a really nice collection.

There's a reason that they are called Tossit by watch collectors.
I'm not even saying that a nation's leader has to wear an expensive watch, but there are better affordable watches than a Tissot. Better looking ones as well.
Hell, at least wear a more traditional British watch if you're going to be Prime Minister. Get a Christopher Ward or Breitling or something.

Nostalgia tier

Sega-Glo

Radio watch

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Based taste anon

President Xi wears one aswell

These cost almost nothing, they look nice, they are actually interesting pieces of horology and they will change your life for the better. Just get a watch, anon.

They look nice

they had better sales since
i don't know
mine is the dw-9052
it's ugly imo but it was a hand me down from my a family member after he finished his service
and then it went on to survive my service
plus a year in reserve duty during our war
so it's durable

i have a nice watch, i was just letting the meme flag know he should quit drinking the stuff underneath the bathroom sink

The only reason people wear watches is so they can look at them and go "oh, look at the time. I gotta go". It looks weird when you pull out your phone and do it.

g-shocks are okay, but you're just paying markup for a regular casio with slightly different branding and an extra large lump of plastic for a bezel.

You've been niggerified. Substitute to decontamination.

Casio f91w is like $7

I like the Super Seville. It's also a high beat quartz movement, it isn't the usual quartz dead beat seconds. But I understand that some wouldn't like the retro aesthetic.

I find that watch a bit too busy, honestly. But you should wear what you love, brother.

I def agree with what you said mechanical is for show.

For utility quartz is the best. ill never understand quartz dress watches.

I've seen better for way cheaper. Those things don't even have any features like GPS or msging

Sounds like your typical "rules based, law based" western democracy.

How's my swag?

fat ass

I like it. It’s not as cool as mine though

goddamnit so many newfags

you really don't need an expensive watch
just don't go for fakes
there are a lot of good looking quartz watches
casio, seiko, citizen and orient have great looking dress watches
it doesn't have to be mechanical
i will agree about expensive quartz watches tho

Trump's watch is a looker.
the rest of the retards into the trashbin

This rich people usually don't show off their wealth because it is one dangerous and second of all it's a waste of money. The people who made it financially know how easy it is to waste it all on stupid bs so they are really careful with their spending habits. Also most rich people are extremely private and don't feel the need to flex on random street people or acquaintances.

There's a reason that they are called Tossit by watch collectors.

I love the violent snobbery of the watch community.

Get a Christopher Ward or Breitling or something.

CW is Br*tish. Hard pass. They're also trying to be the "value brand", but not in a good way like Seiko, Casio... or Tissot.
Breitling is nice, that pic related of yours is an amazing watch. Hamilton is also class.

i have a several hundred $ citizen, am pissed because their customer service is ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT i had to call them 4 times and they STILL have my watch in for service from January.

no emails no updates, just jacking me off every single time i call

It's probably fake shit like chimney cakes

Also most rich people are extremely private and don't feel the need to flex on random street people or acquaintances.

you're talking about the really rich, Quandt family and Dieter Schwarz level rich people
your average just-above-middle-class new rich faggot can't wait to show off his new wealth and will wear the gaudiest attention grabbing shiny gold shit

I finally gave in and got the missus pic rel for Xmas last year. What’s Anon Babble‘s position on digital watches?

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mfw it turns 5:50

Postin from work in the data collection thread. Glowies and bosses get fucked

when you're so monumentally important the FBI/CIA/NSA/BBQ really really need to know what watch you're wearing so they can hack it for dataz

delusions of grandeur much?

See the gangstalking already begins.

Hard disagree. G-Shocks aren't overpriced at all, even if I agree the aesthetics aren't for everyone.

You can probably wear a lot of feminine jewelry in Tel Aviv as a dude and it increases your employment chances.

honestly expected better from nips
surprised this one wasn't posted earlier
thanks

I know I'll get hate for it but Apple Watch Ultra is easily the best watch ive ever had. I can weld with it, bathe with it, dive with it, scratch it on the pavement, 2 years later still works great and not one scratch on it.
One time I bought an old jetski from a dumb local who let it sit outside i guess and so i didnt know the intake tube clamp had rusted off, so i was out fishing for 4 hours and miles from shore, when suddenly the ski filled with water and alarms going off. I barely had time to pull off onto a lonely reef, far from shore. My phone had died, and all I had was my watch. I managed to use it to call someone who dispatched some kids from the navy to tow me back to shore. in the end it was free because the kids werent answering their radios and it all was a good training exercise for them.

I haven't met anyone who wears fancy gay little watches that knew how to build anything with their hands. Just closet queers and gym queens with no practical skills. If you wear those you probably wear perfume too, like a woman.

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He's run an criminal country that EU money is embezzled through for over a decade.

He's compensating for being albanian.

That is all of the Albanian GDP.

when i was in amsterdam i saw a lot more gay flags than dutch flag

your average just-above-middle-class new rich faggot can't wait to show off his new wealth

Yeah and thats why they won't build more wealth and and won't be able to inherit any substantial amounts to their offsprings. If you love your children you live your entire life es modest and cheap as possible. This is how generational wealth is getting built. But unfortunately many people only care about themselves and don't give a fuck about the future of their children and children's children.

Probably my favorite watch from them but they are BIG make sure you try it on in real life before you pull the trigger. Idk what their problem is they make super nice looking watches but then they are all 42mm +. I have 7.5in wrists and 39mm is as big as I would want to go on a dress watch. I have a kurono Tokyo that’s that size and I will never get a watch over 40mm again.

Do you guys wear watches just for style?

Don't really see the point.

do they still sell drugs on the streets ?
first time i was offered drugs by africans, moroccans and russians. Disgusting place

why would you pull out your phone when the time is on your wrist? i hate smart watches but it's nice to be able to just glance at my seiko for the time without having to pull my phone out.

Not a watch. It's just more tech faggotry for people who don't understand what the point of a real clock is.

You can tell by his watch

Yes.

You can press the button and it glows. Your phone does this but in an antihuman way.

Mostly it really completes a fit and makes you feel like a baller. One of those small psychological things that you can do to make yourself more confident. It is also cool that they are completely mechanical in an age where we have so few things like that

why not just get a used one? or new old stock?

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i didn't have that experience but a lot of the city is disgusting
it's also kinda boring
if i want to smoke weed i can get here too
some nigger offered me

two girls at the price of one

in bulgaria tho

that's cool and all but it was hundreds of dollars, you still need to charge it at least every week, and you need the thousand dollar phone along with it to work. and it's a product from a niggerfaggot agenda pushing globohomo company. and you did not use it to tell time.

screen to small and polluted, timex expedition watches are so much better in that regard. They have more readable faces, better lighting and they don clutter it with all these pointless scribbles. Like why do you need WATER RESIST taking up so much space plus WR in the centre? Why is so much space taken by the brand and model is that really needed? And the blue lines and borders everywhere.

its a trip having superior taste as a poorfag lmao
albanians never change pls

is that one modded? the regular f91w's light is pretty paltry but gets the job done, I know there is an electroluminescent version but that's normally indicated on the bezel unlike your pic.

i inherited this 60's datejust from my dad and got it serviced/cleaned. i don't wear it much because i don't much care for gold watches but it's pretty cool.

andrej plenkovic

God I fucking hate this cunt and his retarded euro dream. The biggest traitor in the history of my country. He deserves to be burnt alive with his wife and children.

Best watch I've ever owned and I usually hate digital and especially hate smart watches. this one is badass though. GPS is pretty sick on a watch for hiking and biking, swimming, surfing, ect..

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i cant find the j variant in EU, only K

Damn.
That must be so fucking rare !
I didn't even know it existed.

Hmm. I'm just a minimalist as having to look after something constantly would annoy me and I have a good internal clock. (never used alarms and rarely late)

Maybe I'll pick up a Casio.

It has more to do with a watch being more or less the only jewellery that is acceptable for a straight man.

Mob bosses and various toughs are covered with rings and gold chains and diamonds. I would like to see you faggots challenge their masculinity over it and see how things work out.

Why are you hunting for the Js? I mean, I get it, I would too. But they should be the same in terms of quality control.

That is beyond hideous
Is it some sort of anti status thing with rich people to wear something objectively vile but because its so expensive every has to recognise how wealthy they are?

baby's first titanium watch

dive watches have been a thing for at least 50 years

militaries world wide don't issue apple watches with a 1 day battery life.

forgot my image

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literally a woman

Jfc... that's just terrible.

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on the skx007/9 the J and K are not the same; not by a longshot.

still a best deal than what we get

fml desu senpai

If you're gonna make a watch like that, you might as well just make it red+black with two green slices and wear a roulette wheel with a little bouncing metal BB so you can sit and roll numbers all day

I think you’re retaining some water there anon.

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Better have a "Ring around the Rosy" chime when those faggots dance

because it's like $10. the watch you're suggesting is $300. every aspect of the f91w is optimized for low cost and long battery life. some of the digits aren't even fully 7-segment displays, they have segments tied together because they always light up together. the tens digit in minutes and hours for example will never display the number 7, so the top segment is combined with the bottom one. the lcd itself is small to reduce current draw, but the diameter is constrained to the size of a coin cell so they put some text in the bezel to fill what would otherwise be empty space.

a casio will last 10+ years and you will forget you are wearing it. become one of us.

Was AIDS included with the watch's package?

I wish I had a thousand buck just laying around

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uh... what time is it? +$1M and you can't even read the time on an item only dedicated to this function? What kind of clownery is this?

the watch you're suggesting is $300

wut? I thought they were made in America and would be even cheaper there.

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why yes, my anus is leaking galons of cum, but let me tell how what real men need in their life

dont evens tells the time

would be impressive if 100 years ago now its all just cnc machine made garbage not man made at all

would be impressive if 100 years ago now its all just cnc machine made garbage not man made at all

the part details are hand engraved and milled you ultra nigger

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legit might be one of the ugliest watch ever designed, congrats.

this, i have never understood watches

Thats because you're autistic