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Brit/pol/ tubby nonce melty edish
Almost half of Britons feel like 'strangers in their own country'
The poll follows criticism of Sir Keir Starmer for saying the UK risked becoming an 'island of strangers' due to high levels of immigration
inews.co.uk
What a fucking ESL mong kek.
cor me oxylan 80mg tablet got send can't wait to sniff 10mg of that lads
this is a terrible quality bake even for brit/pol/ standards
Hate that lammy cunt the bloke is an uppity retarded nigger
poles only know how to clean shitters, they're not known for good bakers
Jannies should really prune every Brit/pol after 23:11
Might suggest it. Might not. Haven't decided yet
Israel Independence day event held at British museum
On attendee list
Nigel Farage
Kemi Badenoch
FREE PALESTINE
Another reminder that Leeds is full of coalburners and assorted white trash.
this
he got humiliated last thread, his OP confirms it
FREE PALESTINE
Yall lads have no idea how much better brit/pol/ is than aus/pol/ these days, even with the constant namenonce drama and larping. Aus/pol/ is in quite a grim state. Literally nothing but ASIO glowniggers running a big entrapment op and naïve retards who can't into bantz. The actual politics are rare and tedious. Brit/pol/ still has cavalier bantz that show up in most threads
Glass the middle east
Reminder the mainstream isn't talking about those torched houses being set by a Ukrainian escort
You're a yank who's got nothing to do with either brit or aus pol so why don't you kill yourself you bloated piece of shit
Soft
willy
council
One of Kiers bum chums?
NEW: The EU say they’re "close to a deal with Starmer on Gibraltar"
We're going to pay Spain 16 zillion to take it
Has this been purged from the internet already?
Stamer is a poofter
My Indian name is Crabmeet
we're giving away more stuff in exchange for immigrants?
If you ever struggle to spark up a conversation with a stranger, perhaps waiting for a bus, remember you can tell them that rabbis mutilate the penis of 8 day old babies and suck the blood out of the wound and sometimes the baby gets herpes and dies.
Hello, mossad.
Hello, MI6.
Hello, C.O.B.R.A. Pilpul Force.
Hello, Babylon Brigade Moneychanger Private Security Force (police officer).
Who can say. Jolly Heretic outlines why its suspicious for other reasons
odysee.com
marries late
Wife not in public eye
lives for a prolonged time in "Lord" Ali's London flat
And the point remains. How did a Ukrainian escort dipshit at the age of 21 know where all Starmers property was?
He's a queer harmer
Bummed the firestarter
xcancel.com
This deal does NOT automatically mean Brits can use EU queue lines and eGates at airports rather than the naughty lane.
Member states need to agree too first
We're not even getting muh queue. I honestly don't get people's obsession over the gates, I've often found they fail to work properly and I'd rather have someone at a desk just glance at me and my passport and wave me through
have a look at our brave men and women in the police lads
tasers 92 year old amputee
empties entire can of pepper spray on him
hits him with baton
why?
because he wouldn't put down a butter knife
how did the cops speak to this 92 year old?
DO AS YOUR TOLD
odysee.com
Opening sent my sides in orbit.
A second man has been arrested in connection with arson attacks on properties linked to prime minister Sir Keir Starmer.
WHY NO NAME? Is it for reasons of national security?
>tasers 92 year old amputee
>empties entire can of pepper spray on him
>hits him with baton
This is certainly an american headline
Fake and gay link
try reading it
A modern British Shawshank Redemption remake but he decides not to escape because he's enjoying fucking all the female guards, also he's just got one pregnant
I know. Just saying that it's something you'd expect in america where are all the cops are either wetbacks or niggers with 1 week of training.
sup lads
had blood taken earlier and now very sleepy very tired called 111 they didn't answer 999 ambulance says 24 hours...
If you've ever been pepper sprayed you know it's truly an awful experience, can't imagine doing that to a 92yo unless you want to kill him tbqh
Yes the Arsonists were probably working for the Russians. There's been quite a few arson attacks all across Europe. The degenerate gay rent boy narrative is textbook Russian filth easily disseminated via the Deform crowd.
kek
Female guards tunneling into his cell to get that rapist willy
End got me good kek
Symptoms::
exteme fatigue
exteme tiredness
told to go away...
End got me good, big kek
Russians hacked the matches!
Sometimes a bitchy queen is just that. If its true does that make him Two Tier Queer?
Alright lad how goes the attic living? I see you have some new appliances
have some red meat and/or eggs you're just missing iron and other things from the lost blood
give us an appliance rundown there lad
you look quite depressed
Also he's muslim now
The Shawshank Conversion
boring thread celeb shite
jtrig on overtime
ARIA network established then?
It was at this point Starmer says he and his other friend “got involved,” resulting in the three of them all getting beaten up.
The Labour leader has since lost touch with his friend, but laments his treatment at the time: “Graham’s dad, who ran the Diamond Inn down the road, did that ‘You’re no son of mine’ thing and threw him out”.
“When I’m told how ‘things were better in the old days’, people forget about the ways Britain has become less cruel and less full of hate,” Starmer says, “We can all take some pride in that”.
independent.co.uk
Any mention of him hating Cornwall?
He humiliates himself daily.
talking to himself hours
Goodnight
viva fidel my communist friends
just looked up the paint code for my shitbox
lmao
what's the paint code
Who wants to go?
STARMER announces reversal on blue shirt frog ban: "he had it right the whole time"
let me tell you who does and doesn't belong in Britain
t. Romania flag
Grim
mad how people can't separate ethnicity and citizenship
King of the cobbles
glownigger segfault
too easy
cam on den
u wanna go?
U WANNA FACKIN' GO?
Point me in the direction of an English Woman who will tongue my arsehole. No? So don't complain when I bring home a Thai broad. Oh and, I hate this country.
Kill him Ricky!
I cleaned up one of my happy windmill coins today, i know you're not supposed to but i think it looks better now
Get the list
we're becoming a nation of strangers
strangers with strange big lips always smacking their bloody barbaric gibberish
strangers with strange dark skin hogging up what little sunlight we get
strangers that eat bloody cow dung for fuck's sake
so here's what we're going to do lads
we're gonna get the wogs out
we're gonna get the pakis out
we're gonna get the coons out
we're gonna get the arabs out
let this be your final warning if you aren't genetically British, and ideally English...
if you don't get out right now, and you force us to remove you, we'll be seizing your bloody mud hut to pay for the expenses
go on, clear out, bunch of smelly noncey wankers
- Sir Two-Racial-Tier Keir, "The Niggers Fear" Starmer
might get absolutely wankered this weekend, lads
weekend?
What's dating like nowadays?
I remember dating apps 10 years ago. They were free swipes all day long. But the women on there would pretty much never match with you.
I used to only able to "date" women who I met at night clubs. And they weren't that great for dating...
brb voting labour
jew green K|E|K
training hours
lel
I don't want to see that cunt in anything.
mad how people can't separate ethnicity and citizenship
They probably can, they just don't want to.
Pack of sicko spastics.
no one nonce should have all that power
My BAMEs tier list
yellow gooks
brown gooks
latrinos
gyppos
niggers (civilised)
poos
pakis
niggers (roadmen)
arabs
niggers (loincloth and bone through nose)
Beans gravy chips peas beans curry ham beans soup beans peas curry soup bacon roll and beans chip and beans chips peas and beans gravy peas chips beans and gravy chips peas and fish fingers chips peas and beans
go on then
I r8 this post
Sausage rolls ketchup margarine and sausage rolls chips and beans peas chips and beans sausage rolls ketchup chips beans and peas cheese and ham sandwich crisp sandwich sausage roll chips and beans
This is what peak performance in England looks like - not sick but not well
Saw something in ASDA yesterday lads....some Neapolitan dessert thing. A layer of custard, then a layer of chocolate custard stuff, then a layer of strawberry mousse. It's yellow on the bottom, then brown, then pink on top.
Looks really fucking nice. Proper biglad food.
groceries.asda.com
I've had a sudden hankering for pea and ham soup several times over the past few months.
itty bitty titty and a knob
Itty bitty titty and a knob
Proper biglad food.
lush
We need to souper charge this country
Trans lads chips peas and beans turkey dinosaurs waffles BBQ sauce chicken nuggets chips and beans meat pie beans chips and peas beans with cheese brown sauce fushingers cod in batter peas beans and chips bacon roll sausage rolls peas chips and beans
Imagine having one of these instead of a generated character that is Lady You. That's real companionship, an organic intellec that won't correct your emails.
#lilthelesbian
#lilydontlikewilly
#getfingeredbyanelephant
Everyone hates.
bacon roll
Chips and beans chips and beans double beans and chips with extra cheese peas beans waffles hash browns pie and mash beans chips and peas pork pie pork chops pork belly pork scratchings pork ribs chips salt and chilli chicken peas beans and chips sausage roll ham sandwich and crisps
This post is biglad certified
10/10
Thinking about cheesy leeks now. Wish I had some cheesy leeks to eat.
This song should've been r eurovision entry.
No bants allowed in bongland. Just endless depressing misery.
had these they’re pure shite but the pinwheel ones are goated tho
You know what else would be good?
Lamb chops, with mint gravy, and chips.
You can't beat a bit of properly well cooked lamb and rich juicy gravy with some roast tatos
Toad in the hole, mash, peas and onion gravy
chef JP better make this in his next video or else
Sounds lovely.
cocky want boingboing
Whats all this fuss about fish? Is it a pillar of our economy or something?
How did starmer betray Brexit?
no fikky fikky
learned how to count down from 10 in japanese from watching so much jav joi
It's the white stuff inside the batter. It comes from boats, apparently.
Got a nice bit of salmon for the dog
He had it with new potatoes and some veg
He's didn't even give Brexit a reach around
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXxh6QuY2ew
Rubics cube solved in 103ms
Nerdy as fuck
Your dog eats better than boggy does.
amin bed lads
Hilarious but also true
posh dog that
He’s having steak tomorrow
Havin a bbq
Cope poorfag
Toad in the hole
Make a mini version and it's British tapas.
big brain
why does fart smell keep coming out of my arse?
How come my fingers very easily smell of willy yet my willy never smells of fingers?
Even dogs won't eat the pubes you've got spattered all over your hovelfridge.
Willy is top trumps in appendages.
The most powerful appendage
Just get a box of codeine. Got 100/30mg coming in the post tomorrow.
tried etizolam? codeine makes me chuck up so been trying other stuff, etis are top
Not my fault you can't afford steaks you seething poorfag
Lmfao you truly are a weak little sissy
I stay away from benzos because I have an incredibly addictive personality. Been through one benzo withdrawal and never want to again.
yeah i'm careful not to get hooked or mix with booze, I heard benzo withdrawal is terrible so props for getting over it
It's a bad time, even a few weeks benzo habit can take months to get over. Codeine withdrawal is piss compared to it, feel shitty for a week and then you're back to normal. Anything that seriously affects your GABA system is best only used 2 or 3 times max per week.
mainly take them to come down, stops that weird muscle spazzing and restlessness from psychs
Kier gave away our fish! We don't have any power.
We should put a death ray on top of the rock of Gibraltar, and tell the smelly inbred spics to fuck off. We should sink their trawlers too, when they try to steal our fish.
Does Homeland glownor are they legit? I can't tell.
Nah nothing new
Microwave, toaster, air fryer, electronic single hob thingy
yup
Anything good happening in your world?
not really, nothing good ever happens.
What about you?
The only cope plapdan has is
lol u can't afford stakez
meanwhile his own fridge is full of pubes and he can barely open the door in his microhovel.
Went for a walk about today in the sunshine it was nice
thats what I'm walking about. I've not been doing enough walking.
grim fridge
Noticable lift in my mood after strolling around in the sun. I love the trees
its night times
Good stuff. You go out in the woods? I just walk around the village a couple of times
I live in a village and have woods close by so it depends on how far I want to walk. I love living in a village
Fridge is full of steaks tho (unironically)
tfw no britain first chud bf
Fridge is full of steaks
lmfao
1kg in the freezer rn
You jelly?
Prove it
(you wont)
Sounds just like me. Where abouts you live?
(He's jelly)
Kek
wow a whole kilo lol
F U L L
It's what I eat in a day tbf
1kg in the freezer
bro I've got a freezer full of steaks
lmfao
South west here buddy. Nice little place tucked away with a church it's very quiet I like it a lot. Where you from?
You just asked me to post a pic tho
Youre clearly envious lmao
you envy my 1000 grams of meat
#luxurylife
Jelly
he can't even prove he has a thimble full of meat
He's too poor to afford it I guess.
Time to eat the pubes out his fridge again.
topkek
Why would you ask someone to prove they have one kilogram of beef in the fridge? Just how poor are you?
can't even prove he has 1000 g of meat
#luxurylife
so broke he's in disbelief I have a kg of beef
gets blown the fuck out
starts coping
Kek
I'm broke. show me your 1000 g of meat oh great bogdan (you can't)
This is the equivalent of saying "can't even prove he has a toothbrush"
Can only imagine how unbelievable poor you must be if you're struggling this bad
I'm broke
Ah, makes sense
Screencapped
oh shit I need to brag about something now they've seen my hovel
has to be something impressive
I'll choose 1000 g of meat
South east. Pretty much same.
You just said you're broke tho?
totally organic poster comes out of nowhere to defend bogwog
You don't even have a toothbrush?
not surprising given the shithole you live in
boggy can't prove he has a toothbrush
KEK
I do, guess you're too stupid to understand what an analogy is.
No wonder you're broke. Kek.
Good stuff village lad. I've lived in a couple cities and it's grim. small country places are the comfiest
He's broke and lives under a bridge
he doesn't even have a fucking toothbrush
oh god
hahahahahah
Oof what a melty
Guess being broke's done a number on his menthol elves
Kek. The cunt literally admitted he's broke and can't even afford a toothbrush, no wonder he's lashing out.
VPNiggers get the rope tbqh
no steaks
empty fridge
no toothbrush
empty gob
slav
empty skull
Thanks for the laugh plapdan
Dunno why he's lashing out when he quite literally admitted he's broke tbqhwl, josh tier self awareness
I'm broke.
I'm broke
Sad!
proving I have a whole 1000g of meat is like proving I have a toothbrush
I can't
classic boggy, tries to deflect and releases another disgusting factoid about #hovellife
But you just admitted you're broke so you're 100 steps below me
100 steps below you is some other poor fuckers hovelflat
Bum rape !
You're broke tho
he's stuck on repeat
boring.
Brokey
He's so rich he lives in poland and has four medium-small sized steaks and a stained fridge full of public hair
Why would you admit you're broke if you don't want people to nock you for it? Doesn't make sense.
The best thing about this website is unfettered access to the mentally ill. I mean just look at this thread it's wonderful!
He can barely open the fridge without hitting the opposing wall.
Fortunately he doesn't have to worry about other people getting by, because he lives alone in his disgusting flat.
public hair
Do you jeets really
But you said you're broke
Guess you're seething cos you can't afford a fridge
(Prove me wrong, you won't)
Boggy approaching lolcow status tbqh
It's not hard to mog your pubefridge, hovelflat dweller
It's about the size of your shithole too. KEK
Done him.
Wonder how long he'll be crying for.
486kb
Why did you crop it? KEK
ree filesize
oh yeah he's seething.
he can afford a fridge like every other human being on earth
Kek
switched from u can't afford a fridge
to
yeah well everyone has one
What a fucking loser kek
Absolute state of spastics arguing over a fridge, this thread is like elementary school
anyway, night night.
I'll leave you with toothbrushless boggy and his weird impotent rage.
Yeah well everyone has one
The fact that you think meeting basic needs is something to brag out just shows how broke you are
What a loser kek
Night night brokey
shows how broke you are
yet your fridge is smaller than mine
You must be a super povvo
You quoted the wrong comment
You must be seething uncontrollably. Kek
come into thread
It's the polish moron no one likes, schizo seething over fridges
Nights used to be comfy before this lonely loser turned up.
Worse than jwog
night boggy, don't let the fridgepubes chafe your throat!
They're about the same. Jnigger larps as a savant but is actually a retarded child.
The pole just acts like the low IQ slavnigger he genuinely is.
I guess bogdan is more true to himself in that sense and is slightly better if anything.
Pretty funny because unlike josh I'm unironically smart as fuck
See. True to form. He literally replies like a 5 year old.
Maybe it's a zoomer thing.
I'm a CS BSc
Kek
Why are you such a tedious cunt then? At least jnigs insane flights of fantasy are at least somewhat interesting
insane flights of fantasy are at least somewhat interesting
Only because you're a retarded nigger just like him
That's also true.
I programmed an AI
Heres me philosofee book
Fucking hilarious.
Meanwhile wogdan here is waving around his Jeet science bachelors like it's worth the paper it's scrawled in crayon on.
I'm not seething over fridges tho. You're the one(s) seething over my fridge.
>I programmed an AI
Except I personally BTFO'd him on this topic multiple times. Guess you're as thick as he is. Kek
He's got a grim 4 foot kitchen
Well it doesn't really matter which literal piece of catches the light better. They're both pieces of shit who will die how they lived - alone.
Kek
Anyway have they confirmed keirs rentboy did the arse-ons?
seething at literally 4am
You certainly are a josh tier piece of shit. Lmfao.
4 feet
48 inches
1.33333 yards
0.000758 miles
0.006629 furlongs
0.0006313 nautical miles
2 surveyor's links
0.4 land rods
1.2192 metres
121.92 centimetres
0.0012192 kilometers
12,192 micrometres
1,219,200,000 nanometres
1.3333 Egyptian cubits
1.6 Roman cubits
2.2857 Greek pous
0.9756 French toises
0.8 Austrian klafters
2.4 Chinese chi
1.2 Japanese ken
1.8182 Shona nhanvu
2.2222 Hittite gar
Lily is a technical marvel
Thing is, the opposition won't bring it up because they probably use the same fucking rentboys.
Slav bussy must either be cheap or really tight.
The White Doctrine > The Black Doctrine
Previously, josh came here because he couldn’t get any engagement on his social media posts.
Then he realized he can get infinite engagement through an LLM which has created a delusory feedback look that affirms his ignorance in perpetuity.
He's been so bitter since he was caught begging for cock.
Kek.
The Black Doctrine became erroneous and unworthy the moment it absorbed HP Blavatsky’s The Secret Doctrine
It’s over. The White Doctrine will emerge as victorious and bring balance back to Brit/pol/
Post the manifesto
Post the Anon Babble guide
ye cannot. josh has 35 pdfs
See you're such a boring little nonce.
just like I said. Kek.