Men are so lonely that they are paying escorts just to have a female to talk to

the escort is the redditor

Saddest part of that story is 6 escorts before her would rather get fucked by some random stranger then go out for dinner.

The sad thing is i'm completely healthy, would do the same thing. And whores would ditch me because they have no chance. of farming reddit by talking to me.

The best they could ever get is a game of battle for wesnoth, a game which all whores hate.

I don't want a whore, I want a friend and a housewife

ur gey, no testosterone!

You are a monkey, I am the last man.

Why would you want to talk to a woman though?

The funny thing about escorts is that the ones here refuse to have sex with pakis and pajeets and you can find shitloads of bad reviews left by jeets at various brothels. Stuff like SHE JUST LAY THERE! RIP OFF or the classic SHE NOT WORK RIGHT !

Anon Babbleing the webm of the british man asking a streetwalker if he could pay her to do laundry and she just wants sex

the others all refused to see him

that's the weirdest thing about sex workers to me.
like if i were a whore and someone wanted to just pay me to cuddle or play videogames or some shit instead of fucking, at the same exact rates, i'd see it as a good thing. but a lot of them decline stuff like this and would rather take some stranger's dirty wiener instead.

Works better than a qualified one.

This.

I want to relax, women wants me to rape her. Fuck off whore, I want to relax.

I can tell this is a real issue because not one single image has been posted yet. Pure discussion.

Yer because think about it, most escorts probably don't want to work and see it as shit, so they find talking to some pleb easier and thus more enjoyable to gossip. While a therapist u pay is there only to provide you a service and probably hate their job.

I just talk to chatgpt instead

I’m about to tell this chick I’m seeing to just drop her part time job and be my sugar baby on the weekends. I’m mostly just tired of working around her schedule.

Yeah, not surprised, this is the non chad experience, normie chads could not imagine it, going ten twenty, or even thirty years with not talking to anyone, let alone touch.

>like if i were a whore and someone wanted to just pay me to cuddle or play videogames or some shit instead of fucking

one of the ones i fucked in japan plays videogames with me while im gone

paying a whore to have a chat

Fucking hell, just take the chatbot at that point. Less degrading.

No eagles at the lake.
Just ducks and cranes.

He was clearly paying the escort to practice his social skills.

Battle for Wesnoth

Your autism is legendary. I bet you punched their elves with your trolls.

just join a pseudo-masonic cult

It's only an oath, no big deACK

I'd never heard of this but I looked it up and it seems cool. I think it's kinda cute that a bunch of people came together to provide opportunities for people to practice public speaking.

I've never had any problem at all because for whatever reason people make it clear they want to hear what I'm saying when I speak but I always feel for people who struggle with such things.

I wonder if I could volunteer to help

Lol this is such bullshit, thats why its on reddit. She forgot to mention the part where everyone in the resturaunt stood up and clapped.

Fake and gay

I mostly just listen anymore anyway. What interests me and how I engage those interests don't seem to be of much interest to anyone, and I steer clear of "social media" topics, basically the shit discussed on Anon Babble.

I try to avoid women altogether unless I can make them laugh, and never discuss anything of substance.

I did it for a year it was ok. My small group was mainly immigrants practicing english, college kids, and boomers wanting to socialize. Try it for a couple meetings.

I have fucked a lot of escorts over the years and have heard stories like this from several. Sometimes men just don't want to be alone. Happens a lot with widowers, especially elderly ones. The person they often spent nearly their entire life with is gone and the loneliness that comes after is crushing. One of my regulars had a client like that, sometimes they'd go out to dinner but a lot of the time she'd just sit by his side and watched TV with him.

Wtf!?
Why?
Women talking at you is the worst part of having a gf.

has to pay a whore just to be able to get over his stutter

That post very much illustrates how garbage today's women truly are.

The most salient question I've ever seen on Anon Babble is from that one screencap with a e-whore:

Why would I want to talk to a woman?

every normal date is like paying a hocker. But with femoids from work or around you its a gamble and indirect payment with a hoocker its direct payment and you get what you normally pay for.

This used to be a normal service and still is in Japan.

most women today are even more lonely than men. modern men are all incels who won't even talk to women.

He should marry that broad.

How do you reach this level of non self awareness? She wants a regular guy but actual regular guys are eww she could do so much better because people online made her think she's a 10/10

Social media was a mistake

You think a (((qualified))) therapist would be any better?

Her level of empathy for him to keep meeting up with him is actually impressive. I dont think OP meant to post something semi-wholesome but he did anyway.

Screencap threads are all reposts and A/B testing to see what gets the most engagement while keeping posters from discussing actual racism or politically incorrect content. It's just soft-gatekeeping.

Fake and gay

that's a man u fucking retarded kike bitch

incel

only kike bitches use this word
fuck off and DIE

roastmasters>toastmasters

men would rather jack off to a screen or have sex with a robot

and do you know why?

because it's easier than putting up with me

She's so, so close to getting it. And yet so, so far.

Narcissism is really something else, huh?

where a normal, regular [fat, sub-5] girl can't find just a regular [chad] guy out here to date?

I can not, under any circumstances, regret the fact that I was born smart and attractive - parlaying those endowments into leading and interesting and fulfilling life however, have been divine
If you haven’t already, I highly suggest entering the Catholic faith, for the Lord does shepherd his faithful flock

Protip: become a fan of female vocal jazz. Youtube is free and won't give you aids

youtube.com/watch?v=-ZbKzL6ikY8

I made female "friends" irl and talked to them online. Then blocked them before they could pull any shit on me.
Now when I see them in person I just say "I blocked you" and avoid them while talking to other people in the same room.

Shoji is the worlds hardest working NEET.

Everyone thought I was a fag for liking the duck and avian enclosures at the local zoo as a kid. I just think they're neat. If I ever get a homestead I'm going to have pet ducks.

When I was ten I caught a female mallard duck by luring it with crackers and then pet it for an hour. She came back to camp the next day and was happy to see me.

This guy is actually super wholesome.

Young women behave like cunts. I'm glad they're miserable. Thanks for treating me so poorly I developed social anxiety disorder you fucking foids.

Thanks for treating me so poorly I developed social anxiety disorder you fucking foids.

millenial girls were especially cruel, the Sex and the City psy-op was at it's peak in early 2000's, girls started to get really mean around that time, the movie "Mean Girls" was another psy-op trigger.

Plebbit
youtu.be/r8486DRqJ-w

I would pay not to talk to women.

What is the functional difference between this and a therapist
I’m not saying this to belittle, more people should do this

I'm considering paying an escort to flirt with me in public in front of my gf, because she loves to flirt with other guys and belittle me in public so I really want to give that cunt a taste of her own medicine.

OK, and given that we’re in one, what are we supposed to do? Mope? Alone??

therapists fake it

Fair lol, then OP’s method is definitely the way to go

Women like to sit on the face of men who stutter and tell them to recite the Gettysburg Address as fast as they can without mistakes, or they must start over.

There’s nothing wrong with a transactional thing like that as long as the woman is cool and not uppity or greedy and not giving him his moneys worth.

Just dump her, what the hell is wrong with you

No no hes a pathetic beta male so being around him makes them feel kind of subhuman primitive female disgust.

Therapists charge more.

"""qualified"""

You fell for the modern ruse, dumbass.

I almost paid a Jamaican woman to stroke my poker but called it off

I know I can't do better, the alternative for me is inceldom and paying way more for my place of residence.

This is nothing new, one of my friends drove around hookers for a few years in the mid 2000s and it's always been pretty common.

This story would never happen if he had tourettes.

Do worse then, better to have an ugly bitch than a bitch who publicly disrespects you. I would box that bitches face in as soon as the door closed behind us

Simp shit

And saved some $$$

vaginas are so terrifying they silence men into a stunned stupor.

No I mean she's already about as ugly as I can go, and like I said I'm living at her place, can't afford anywhere else around here, and really don't want to go back to living with my mom or one of my mentally ill online friends.

How long you been there? Are you on the lease? Paying rent? I'd look at common law relationship laws in your state and then fuck her over, or lay hands on that cunt

picrel

hooker with heart of gold. a tale as old as time. and the world's oldest profession, no less.

2 1/2 years, it's her dad's house, I pay him $400/mo, she was supposed to start paying as well but never did.

Probably cheaper then a shrink desu

Make numbers, paying a escort and using it as pseudo therapist might be cheaper than paying a real therapist + meds

Just white people things.

Protip:

Step 1) find a $30-$40/hr legit Asian massage shop, look for one with 20something girls (a leathery staff is usually a rub and tug). Get feather touch or Swedish, or however you prefer to be handled. Buy a few hours of that on the table.

Step 2) Everytime you feel chatty about life's problems, just pull out your trusty GrapheneOS enhanced Pixel with PocketPal installed, and pretend your petter can't understand English and so PocketPal is really a text-to-neuralink interface, or whatever other fantasy you can come up with.

Don't pay some cunt $100+/hr to listen to your problems, prostitute or therapist. If you really want to work to get better use a therapist, but if you just want a therapist to be chatty cathy then use my idea above. Actually, has anyone tried CBT/DBT, or other therapies, on HuggingFace downloadable models? I digress; just play with it!

Men are so lonely that they are paying escorts just to have a female to talk to.

This has been a (somewhat)common thing for a while now. Its why "escorts" can still be considered legal, because half the time they don't even end up fucking the client.

Modern men are so lonely and touch starved that they are willing to pay hundreds of dollars just to get a hug from someone even just mildly attractive.

It’s a safeguard for whores. Women can get attached very easily. They are going against their nature fucking a bunch of men. But do it because getting drugs is more important. However they want men to treat them like whores so they keep it just about sex and getting paid. Heard lot whores won’t even allow kissing. Nothing intimate. Just fucking

If this were true, my life would be significantly better and I wouldn't be posting this trash.

Therapists likely won't even hug you. And generally only operate in a specific office.

I don’t think it’s common as it’s made out to be. I think this whole “incel epidemic” shit is pure bullshit and just another way for media, lefties to ridicule men.

Maybe its not as common for men to actually go out and get an escort. But i do think that there is a shocking amount of men who are terribly lonely.

where do i find a qt jap woman to message with

this has actually been happening forever. women secure the bag and turn into cunts, turning the slightest affection into a prize for perfectly jumping through 1000 moving hoops

I'm glad that's one of the problems that I don't have. Solitude is bliss and I cannot get enough of it.

If guy buy recent “poll” 57% of men feel lonely and 59% of women report feeling lonely. So where we the “lonely women epidemic” pieces? Always just men. And again I find these numbers very inflated

Yeah i'd be skeptical of that poll. How was it done? If it was purely online, then it's gonna be biased towards online people.

i know of somone who paid for a specific female escort because they looked like the persons late mother and just wanted some extra time and nothing sexy.

Stack deenz and brass.

I have done it, I won't fuck a woman that has sex for money but it is nice to be around young attractive women sometimes.

That one was clearly a Russian video.

We all know it is...

I want a friend and a housewife

in this case it is cheaper than hiring a speech therapist for the same results.

most women today are even more lonely than men

meh, bullshit.

The only difference is that a qualified therapist would prescribe some Jewish drugs that will ruin his life

Therapist's can't prescribe shit, they aren't doctors

all europeans look same

I bought a full size sex doll just to share a bed with me, never fucked it. Unfortunately the rubber chemical stench was overbearing so I had to kick it out after a couple days.

My granddad did toastmasters when he was young but said they ruined it when they started letting women in

This has always been the case
Especially when whores have "a regular", there's a lot of really lonely but good earning guys who will hire them for sex, sure, but they also want to just chat and feel some kind of connection to someone with their guard down

You have no idea how many people are using fuckin chat gpt as a therapist, because it never properly disagrees with them

Also I worked on voice recognition software before, 10+ years ago now, Siri type things
There were so many people who would use it as someone to talk to, even kids who clearly had neglectful parents arguing with each other in the background
I remember a few people with bad stutters too who were using it for practice

Anon???

There were so many people who would use it as someone to talk to, even kids who clearly had neglectful parents arguing with each other in the background

The world is a lot sadder in private than in public.

I hate people. The number of terrible experiences I've had with other people is way higher than the number of great experiences, and if you add the good experiences to the great ones, it still doesn't outweigh the terrible, because the terrible experiences made me hate people.
So I'm not lonely. I'm home.

Just fuck and pillow talk

The guy had a problem. He resolved it.

This is not the same type of loneliness you want it to be. Men these days choose to be alone because women have become deceiving and insufferable. This man had a speech impediment.

And it worked. Not only did he speech improve he gained a friend.

A lot of people are like this now, an absurd amount, actually. I never thought that I'd meet someone that would be willing to kill someone to make another $0.50 an hour, but people have really let the mask of civility drop.

We're seeing the absolute death of a high trust society in real time.

i'd have no problem killing someone that means nothing to me in order to better myself. winners win, life is a competition for resources. it's kill or be killed. fuck or be fucked.

we have been doing that for years fucking moron.
wives will leave men if they are 100% honest on what they do.

Tragedy of the commons: You're a white nigger.
I'm glad you don't know where I keep my bike.

you wouldn't last a day under societal unrest. the softness of civilization has domesticated you. you're the type to be fucked. i'm doing the fucking

It sucks that you feel that way. I grew up in a real shithole and it tooks years to unfuck myself. There's a time and place for that, but you shouldnt feel the need to live like that at all times.

The only thing that hasn't had me put lead in someone is copping a charge. In societal unrest, I'll be doing better than 95% of the population. I bet you don't have plates or NVG.

Si vis pacem, para bellum.

did your boyfriend teach you that gay european speak?

gay?

The man is a genius, since women who have sex for money will easily do non-sexual intimacy you can just pay her to sit there and listen to you.

Gfe is the most popular service right now.
If you're an escort and you started giving private sex lessons to 35 yo virgins then you'd be raking in the dosh and there would be a line out the door

How does it feel to have been caught in a chicken and egg delusion where you are reacting to how terrible women are but you've just been psyopped into being utterly repulsive to them first, because you are a useful pressure bloc for would-be Seth Efriken techno lords?

Think of the dumbest men you've ever met; average women are dumber than him. That's why women never had any rights for more than a millennium.

Just go to some club, sport, dance, yoga, zumba, art, cycling, canoeing, even some bars offer some activities like dance training or whatever. How he was employed?
You can also literally join some streams or games and talk to others, or chat-roulette or whatever.
Friends family neighbors, I sometimes just talk to some randoms at the park, I picked few girls from grocery and thrift stores, and one dude we kinda became friends as we wanted to buy the same thing, just don't be a sperg

Average guys aren't that attractive and she has more than a few pretty words for them and cries that she is lonely?
Lmao, Chads aren't that dumb. They don't want women like her. Average men don't want her either. So, the only choice she has is extremely low-quality men or low-life men.
She did this to herself by having absurd expectations for men.
Karma is a bitch.

Wanting to know what women have to say

Couldn't be me man.

Interest in sex wanes for the high IQ.

Ah, the ol Kesting Special.
Developing your speech skills by talking to whores.

The incel epidemic is going to be the end of society. How are you 20 yrs old and still a virgin?

Why can't you just be a chad (You)

Some of these wusses never ever kissed a girl! HOW!? HOW IS THIS EVEN A THING?!!!

Why would I care to kiss a girl? What do I gain from it?

Had 2 women interactions in my life tell me that they didn't see me as a man.
Even after I lost weight and gained back my confidence the lack of interest women show in me has completely shattered any delusional hope I had down the shitter.
It's so fucking over, the worst part is that it never even began.

its because its young men vs old hags rotting in their homes they got in divorce. obviously the young men matter more since they still have potential labour to extract

Yes and how did a man develop such an easily fixable speech impediment this bad in the first place wise guy?

Absolute fucking idiots
I talked to some women at my new work and I wish I didn't
I live in paradise and wasn't even fucking aware of it
Gooning is free and I trust those anons who said pussy is overrated trash
If I have to sacrifice so much for some minutes of mediocre sex
Lmao fuck off