Advice bros

Have to work in Australia for a bit (it’s out of my control) - how do you cope here healthily?
Is it really just work, exercise, eat, sleep, and repeat?
There’s nothing down here - no social life worth having, no dating life worth having, no sex life worth having, no culture or identity to learn from - there’s nothing. Food is overpriced and small portioned, nightlife is worthless and forgettable, nature is cool but not worth wasting money to explore, cities are all the same concrete Los Angeles-ized garbage - there’s even a crime wave where I’m at
How do you do it? Just focus on money and work experience while planning an escape when possible?

Fuck off, we're full.

Are you in Sydney or something?

I heard a story about how a bunch of ckinks stoned a wallaby to death in a zoo and have been pissed off all day. I just wanted to share that here.

Don't know about you mates but I would love to live in Australia

nature is cool but not worth wasting money to explore

Well then enjoy mini america because there's fuck all else to see then cunt

I'd learn to weld and make bondage dungeon equipment. Get some steel, i'd use tubing cause it would look modern, and hook up with a powder coater for a lasting finish, I'd even paint it different colors. When was the last time you saw lime green bondage rack? Just make money with your spare time.

Thankfully not - I’ve heard that’s even worse
It’s mutual
I have citizenship for this place and not even I like it

No you wouldn't, the only good thing is the wages

Then walk into traffic.

reeeeeee how dare you tell the truth about Australia

reeeeee

Fuckoff jeet

And here I am thinking I'd love to live in Greece.

On my flight over here, I’m not making this up, there were 3 Australians in the entire Boeing, everyone else was Indian or some Chinese type

It’s nicer than here
It’s just the economy is shit
If you had a remote job you’d love living there on an Aus salary

love bomb foreign exchange students and working holiday visa girls then ghost them after fucking a few times, repeat infinite.
Outside of that get cenno, game, jerk off, uber eats.

What's not to love about good wages?

I hate those slags who try and offer me their ass for a visa
And no I wouldn’t want to just in case I stick my dick in a crazy one by accident
Pussy isn’t worth fucking up your life for

nature is cool but not worth wasting money to explore

Rope yourself

been pulling out multiple times a week for years with all different kinds, its not hard and the whole you can knock a girl up with precum is a meme. its only if you didnt clean your dick and have sex again within like an hour window.

But that’s all you receive here
You won’t have a life. If you want to eat out - the food is expensive garbage that WILL NOT fill you up even remotely. Nightlife is miserable. Men and women despise each other here for some reason and THEY WILL try and drag you into it if you allow them to. There’s no energy/vibe in the air

Fuck off with your larp.

Ive got my own personal goals and ambitions and interests, they keep me busy Tbh.

But yeh if i was only focusing on that normie stuff, i'd 100% agree with you

WILL NOT

THEY WILL

lmao get a load of this hard cunt with their shit larp

I always adored Australia; it's culture, it's people, it's natural beauties. While you know better than me, I'd argue that compared to Greece, I'd choose Australia any other day. l

Where are you and what would you be doing if you weren't here?

That’s the old Australia
The new one is multicultural hell
Melbourne
Setting up my life in terms of friendships, dating, integrating into my preferred culture, working on a language I need to know etc.

You won't enjoy it. We don't like you type here.

vidya and wank

your type

Straight white men
I know

fuck there is some sad shits here. I live in FNQ and its the fuckin best.

67% of Aussies live in capital cities, which means two thirds of us australians are idiots.

There are a million wogs here already Stavros, ask a cousin to come visit.

Melbourne

Hahaha suck shit cunt.
"Melbourne is the arsehole of the world" - Jerry (((Seinfeld)))
Enjoy the poz.

Ronny said you’re a dickhead and use to much cologne. Smelly cunt.

do you have a suntanned sister with really thick black hair if so you may enter

how fat are you

OP=Chinese foreign interference troll

五毛滾開

nature is cool but not worth wasting money to explore

you don't even have to spend much to explore, just a public transport ticket

Yeah this place is a boring shithole if you don’t drink.

wah wah wah wah wah wah

sookie bitch