Welcome to the Gungle!

ohh

i'm out a breathe!

Its what happens when you cut the cocaine diet and you add about 35 years.

what happened?

not sure but they are calling it “the spaghetti incident”

in the gungle....
nananananananannaa KNEES!

holy shit! is that photo real? lol Someone get this man some cocaine!

WELCOME TO MCDONALD'S
WELCOME TO MCDONALD'S MY
MY
MY SERVANT 3
OOOH I GOTTA GO PEE

Immigrants and...
Immigrants and...
faggots *cough* *cough* *cough*
They make no sense to me

He's knocking on heavens door

Nigga's gonna crash right through heaven's wall like the Kool-Aid man.

Holy fucking shit! Grok is this AI?

It's called aging, he looks great for his age.

it's too bad his voice is shot to hell. Even though he's a liberal moron it'd be nice to have a new Guns album after all this time but I guess that's not happening.

Knocking on Heaven's Doordash

TONS N' ROSES

Axl was a great voice for the rock station in San Andreas. 21 years ago.

ORDER ME A BACON CHEESEBURGER WITH EXTRA FRIES AND A SHAKE
OH BABY WONT YA PLEASE
ORDER ME SOME TAKEOUT

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I like hanging out with fats like that because they've always got a stash of sweets or leftover pizza in the car after a hotbox. The kind of stuff I don't typically get for myself like a bag of M&Ms or strudel or something.

sad how some people age

Saw these guys in 92 and the rocked the Metrodome and it was awesome. I'd be fatter if I was super rich for 40 years.

he's not giving a fuck anymore

Waxl Rose

kek

Axel hasn't missed a meal in a longtime.

Hey, you caught me in a diabetic coma

Sweet n low of mine

At least when Elvis got fat his voice got like operatic, really powerful. Axl just sounds like a fat out-of-shape piece of shit now

Lol

Appetite

Meatloaf?

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Guns'n'Cheetos

humiliation ritual

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lofl

YOU COULD BE BRIIIIIIIINED YEAH

I been walking the streets at night,
Just tryin' to get a bite,
It's hard to see my dick belly so round
You know I don't like sliders' I like a quarter pound,
And the eats don't change, but maybe the sides,
I ain't got time for the game 'cause I need food
Yeah, yeah, but I need food
Oh, I need food
In-sii-iiide

Guns N'Roses are set to perform in the United Kingdom once again in 2025. The original line-up set to perform includes Axl Rose, Slash and Duff McKagan

Well fuck.

On the song "My Michelle" the chic in the background is Duff's girlfriend that Axl is fucking after hours in the sound room.
He must really be hurting for cash....

I'm fine with aging but nigga turned into Super Sanic

What the fuck is he wearing? A goon rag loincloth?

lofl

IT'S SO OVER EASY
WHEN EVERYBODY'S FRYING TO CHEESE ME

Total twink death . Whites age real bad. Great at teens and early 20s but crash hard.
Flame that burns the brightest burns the fastest

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Immigrants and...

Immigrants and...

faggots *cough* *cough* *cough*

They make no sense to me

Think they'll bring me this slop
And make me collapse to knees

if he just didn't get fat and took fin for his hair he'd still look great today

no they dont paki.
go home. not welcome anymore

Sweet child of pie

are you not spelling jungle on purpose?

It's called aging, he looks great for his age.

quite rich coming from a mexican. he looks like shit if this is real

what an odd thing to ask. Welcome to the jewngle we get fucked and have aids!

why does extreme obesity give a person that head-forward hunchback aesthetic?

Take me down to China Buffet City where the rice is fried and the chicken wings are greasy

A lot of gas ass niggers in this thread

Gay*
Zesty even

I saw Guns n Roses live once (back when it was Axl and Friends)
They came over an hour late to clearly a recording of Welcome to the Jungle
Part way through the guitarist walked off stage because he got bottled, he came back after and scolded the crowd
There was riots afterwards
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Download_Festival#Controversy

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
WE GOT SONGS ON TAPE

That was Rocket Queen, not My Michelle

They came over an hour late

That's half the reason the original band broke up. Axl couldn't even see it to studio sessions and the name got sick of his shit

The other half is he started forcing them to play power ballads when they signed up for rock and roll.
I think that cgi dolphin thing is still the most expensive music video in history

Now give me yous for my awesome lyrics

MR COLDSTONE WONT ME ALONE
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FIDGE WONT ME ALONE
ONE SCOOP TURNED INTO A LITTLE MORE AND MORE
WE'VE BEEN EATING AT MR COLDSTONE CREAMERY AND HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE

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He returned after the song and apologised, but warned the crowd that if this activity continued, he would leave for good.

as if that matters if they're just playing their cd
did they do an n'sync style choreographed dance routine at least?

best meatloaf tribute act

Isn't Slash a jew?

half jewish half black. like fellow great musician lenny kravitz.

I'M ON OZEMPIC
RIGHT IN THAT VEIN
I'M ON OZEMPIC
I GOT TOO MUCH WEIGHT GAIN
I'M ON OZEMPIC
GOTTA LOSE THIS GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

Chek't and lost

Total twink death . Whites age real bad. Great at teens and early 20s but crash hard.

Flame that burns the brightest burns the fastest

He's just fat, saar

Obviously Axel has an appetite for more than destruction these days. Holy jump up Jesus Christ, Axel got fucking fat!