WW3 HAPPENING

that's how METRO starts, should i go underground and start hoarding syringes?

But you fuckers keep pissing everyone off

HIT THEM HARD IRAN

12 HOURS

0.0357143 MORE FORTNIGHTS

Israel struck Iran last year and nothing happened. And so it will be once again

less than 12 hrs

That’s less than 1/28th of a fortnight!

K, KEEP ME POSTED

As long as the jews get nuked I don't even care anymore

I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE JEWS
I WILL NOT DIE FOR THE OIL COMPANIES

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

Israel will drop a turd in the punch bowl tonight

2 more 6 hour periods

Boring.

rolling for quads, I will wank into a sock tonight

Nothing ever happens. Shut the fuck up already.

You’re getting jews and poos confuse. Rookie mistake

hey retard
what if i told you
israel has struck iranian nuclear reactors in the past
and nothing happened?

If Israel wants to nuke another country, they should go ahead and do it. They're on their own though. They can fight their own wars.

Are you all ready to live out Threads courtesy of fucking Israel?

I've never understood this, do you open the sock and aim into the toe? Do you use the sock as a slipshod fleshlight?

if quads robo george floyd is activated and the US state department is powerless to stop his fent reactor from taking down the Myanmarese government

but how would you feel if something did happen, anon?

cool, keep me posted

what if i told you iran has more nuclear reactors now than it ever has?

checked

thank god trump pulled out of this nonsense.

without american support

As if America hasn't totally funded the IDF.

The rookie mistake is yours: jews love shit more than poojeets

Heard this a few times already haven't we?

Something Always Happens, Never ever happens nothing.

good. i hate this fucking planet and everyone on it

You niggas are just as fanatical as the average shitskin Hamas fighter. Is it the Arabian sun? Wtf is going on over there to cause this?

ISRAEL IS ALREADY PLANNING TO DECOUPLE FROM U.S. AID AFTER PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS SAID TO CUT OFF TIES WITH ISRAEL

lying kike

Iran will nuke Israel back and Trump will do nothing

im with the frog

Nothing will happen and you're stupid for thinking something will happen

thank god trump pulled out of this nonsense.

Delusional qtard.

Correct. See

Kikes won't do shit

Best possible outcome.

Doesn't matter. Nothing will happen. I know this is true because God told me nothing will happen.

Not my fucking problem. Let them fight, let them wipe one another out.

Nothing ever happens…

No digits means Israel has no balls.

jewishinsider.com/2025/05/netanyahu-calls-to-wean-israel-off-u-s-aid-amid-growing-tensions/

ww3 time CHECKEMLADS

two more half dozen hours
not going to happen

Real talk
Persians are not arabs
The regime is looney tunes crazy, but there people aren't necessarily... I can totally see us being on the same side

israel will not survive another 3 years

WAR FACE

kek they are still getting economic aid too
I can't even imagine being dumb enough to fall for the same lies for decades in a row

1948, my point exactly

...oh yeah
Nothing ever happens

Bibi can’t be this stupid

He is the last leader of the Jews. He will go out with a bang.

Please Lord Jesus Christ I pray for the end of this world, amen.

We're doing it, Israel is going to really nuke Iran!

Okay but how will this benefit me?

NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

You don’t ever seem to learn

This

Anti-fragile

I would break her in two

Really?
Because im listening to Chopin and if I abandon this lovely white music for a news stream for a nothing burger... Man im gonna flood your shit with niggers like you wouldn't believe

Nothing ever happens faggot. Lurk more.

Israel need to be fucking nuked. The world will finally know peace after 4,000 years. All wars are bakr/jew wars.

KIKERY IS A MESSIANIC DEATH CULT OF WEIRD INBRED INCESTUOUS DYSGENIC SUPERSTITIOUS NEUROTIC NARCISSISTIC CHILD-MOLESTING PARASITIC USURIOUS DUPLICITOUS CONNIVING BLOOD-SUCKING FREAKS AND THEY'RE GOING TO CAUSE WW3 AND MASS STARVATION, SUFFERING, DISEASE AND DEATH THE FUCKING USELESS EVIL MUTANTS WE WERE RIGHT WE WERE ALWAYS RIGHT TO HATE THIS ACCURSED FUCKING TRIBE OF BODY-SNATCHING DOPPELGANGER SUBHUMANS GOD DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL

This
Semites murder each other all the time
What's the big deal

This will change…

NOTHING!

NO IT'S HAPPENING! BILLIONS WILL DIE THEY HAVE TO!

Airlines prepare for nuclear war

actually iranians are persians actually

PLEASE IRAN LIBERATE THE EARTH FROM KIKES

$300 oil can be very profitable for some, but it will fuck Trump's economic plan.

Billions will experience nothing.

Nothing ever happens

July 4th is gonna go wild,

In a better world you mother fuckers would of all died in camps you stupid inbred jew.

Anon Babble has cried wolf too many times to take this seriously, but it's true that israel will likely strike Iran's nuclear facilities before any negotiations can take place. The israelis have stated multiple times that they will not allow Iran to get nukes no matter what, and that it's not negotiable. Iran has stated multiple times that the moment they are capable of a nuclear strike that they would hit israel without warning. And Trump's recent Mideast trip wasn't just an economic deal making trip, it was also about isolating Iran and forcing them to come to the negotiation table. It's also very likely that the recent reports of a rift between DC and Tel Aviv was a tactic to get Iran more willing to negotiate with the US.

Trump's economic plan

Is simply to loot as much as possible for his jewish friends and family

Sign tappers bros unite…we won

less than 12 hours

IT DOES NOT SAY THAT

don't bump these stupid sensationalist threads

nukes aren't real, but the lie must continue.

Sorry, until the Cali Wali earthquake materializes as promised,
i shan’t be paying attention to any *it’s happoooning* threads

OIL FLYING HIGH

Bump for nothing happening

BUY BUY BUY

Sorry Peter Thiel, not dying for Israel

I dont care.

">U.S. involvement is critical as Israel lacks the capacity for such an operation without American support, including mid-air refueling and bunker-busting bombs, a dependency highlighted in a recent Pentagon intelligence report

It's all so tiresome

I don’t know when this board got infected with happening believers, but we must stem the tide

WAR!
Warfare

It won't happen..

Both Hezbollah and Hamas have been severely weaken, so I imagine this is Israel's time to strike Iran. However, Trump's curve ball in the middle east is the unknown. What happened with the Saudis, Qatar, Syria, and Houthis with Trump must have scared Israel. Iran Is Not a "Push-Over" Country, and if Israel doesn't cripple their nuclear capabilities with this strike, Israel won't survive the next 3 years.

Lmao dream on kike. Can't wait for you and the shias to eliminate each other while I sit back and enjoy my chai. Two kafir dogs killing each other. Alhamdullilah

I don't know if you're a chat bot, but that made me chuckle - I haven't posted in almost 2 years, I wonder if there are any other real people on here. Sometimes I think there are. I hope.

But there’s a CAPTCHA11!1!1!1!1!1!!! How could le robots get past?????

I'm fo'real, dawg

youtube.com/watch?v=dWFXvpYSI4I&t=6754s

My engineer colleague from Iran hates jews (understandable) but legitimately hates wahhabism 10x more. They must be real fucking scummy for him to hate them that much more than you.

Shut up, bitch

THIS TIME IS WW3 (FOR REAL)

Wake me up when it's actually happening.
P.S. not dying for jews

You should know by now that the jews do not want a quick and painless death, they want you to suffer long and agonizing pain

Miss those grammar nazi's like a nigga wouldn't believe. Everything fucking predictive reading now-a-days, fuck op playing Jenga with my brain.

so, trump's dod leaked it.

Chews Yemeni Qat!

Ararrrggghh!! I’m ready!!

nothing can get between a kike and his lust for genocide

kikes said somethjng

us officials declined to comment

big money thats not what happened at all

The entire point of the mid east trip and snubbing Israel was for plausible deniability.
Trump needs to distance himself from Benny and whatever fresh hell that Lizard is going to unleash on the world.
Trump will 100% get behind Israel after the fact, but he needs to look like he wasn't involved in its planning.

Digits stand for total and mutual annihilation.

Okay, I'm opting out of this one.
I am not:

Iranian

Israeli

In that region

Invested in any way

Investing against in any way

Have any relatives in the area

Have personal assets on the area

So don't drag me or my family into this.

damn you're really gonna die for them

Their airplanes don't even have the range, they need US refueling.

Has it been two weeks already?

I'M GONNA STROOOKE

Here’s what’s going to happen

israel hits some facilities

Iran puts up the gold flag of war

many different colored rings will be worn

US/Saudis mediate

cooler heads prevail

repeat in a year

Hey can I catch a ride to... Errhm.. wherever the fuck you're going? Payment in shrub

A fucking leaf

get in the trench and fight nigger

How can things be so convenient and "unsecretly"?
So mutt intelligence finds that their masters want to attack Iran, and they open this fact up for the entire world to know?
What?
Also,

LARGE SCALE RETALIATION

Aka not war, so they are already cucking before everything even starts
Nothing ever fucking happens

Too bad Israel funds fundamentalist jihad.

Kek

bullshit nothing will happen

Pic

I GOTTA try this out myself
Curious

implying

oil prices are surging
ruh roh

Day 3650 of IT'S HAPPENING

In a better world Europe wouldn't be flooded with thirdies and Muslims would stay in the Middle East and Indonesia but we all can't have what we want.

NUCLEAR NIGGER?

In best for the world if you guys end.

TWO MORE QUARTER-DAYS

Israel will do it and The Bronze Age Pervert—Daily Wire axis of the MIGAsphere will say it's based because they're killing muslims.

RIP Norm

As if they aren't lol
This is all a show

Fuck You
John McStain
Burn in Hell

Israel actually starts WW3

Always has been

TRUMP TALKING
GOLDEN DOME
SPACE HAPPENING
(not really)

Nah, let's just embrace the radiation and turn into weird shadow monsters. We can enjoy life while all the coward humans underground fight over beans and bullets.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if they got cucked by a solar storm?

Why would CNN leak that lmao? it's fake

NOTHING
EVER
EVER
EVER
EVER
EVER
HAPPENS

Iran will finish building their nukes in TWO MORE WEEKS.

Israel will strike Iranian nuclear facilities in TWO MORE WEEKS.

We're not coming to rescue them. Who cares. Let them kill each other.

DO IT YOU FUCKIN FAGGGGGGOOOOOTSSSSSSS

Just gas yourself kike

bomb bomb bomb

bomb bomb Iran

this one guy, during induction, was asking how long before we got guns because he couldn't wait to start killing the enemy. never saw him again.

Picrel

SHUT UP JEW
YOU SMELL BAD

2 more hours, who here comfy?

based

DOS SEMANAS MÁS

NOTHING

EVER

EVER

EVER

EVER

EVER

HAPPENS

Once you spend enough time here you can easily spot the bullshit posts...
To anyone that doesn't know this yet:
99.97% of happening posts are fabricated and not based on reality whatsoever.

saw a bunch of videos of people in the last few days having nuclear war dreams
its real...

That's a man

In a better world all you kikes would be impaled on stakes and the rest of the world could easily take out the Wahhabis.

Probably not. I dont think you understand whats about to happen.

Papal state incoming (no hes not the antichrist calm down schizos and pump my xrp bags so I can dump on you clowns)

Hot if true, I'd like to stretch "her" gas chamber out.... if you catch my saying.

bro its all sensationalist shit to bait (you)s no different than MSM

ES DIFICIL!!!!

That sounds too good to be true for us. Kikes don't have the balls to launch from Israel, they schemed too hard for it. They may double subversion efforts to get their Jews in the US to nuke their enemies by proxy, or do a false-flag tactical nuke attack, while they sit in Israel feigning shock and sympathy, but they will never launch nuclear missiles from Israel I guaruntee it.

Im leaving the country in 3 more months why cant you faggots chill ?

It sure looks like a tranny, but it has to be post op. I've seen it naked out of morbid curiosity. Its axewound is so ugly I can't be certain if its a surgical scar or just terrible genetics.
I'd fuck it in the ass regardless.

2 more 6 hour durations until Israel attacks a real military

So is Orange Man going to cuck to AIPACongress when they push for war with Iran?

Keep this up and Israel wont last another 50 years

if you catch my saying

Yeah, you're a faggot? Right?
Listen.. I'd bang some trannies myself but I don't delude myself saying stuff like "her".
It's faggotry plain and simple.
To deceive oneself by saying a man is a woman is damaging to psyche.

WW3 HAPPENING

It's about damn time. Tell them to hurry up and get it done. I'm already prepping for WW4.

Posting in le epic nothing ever happens thread. Put me in the screencap when nothing happens.

the two weeks are over

In a better world Israel and "Jews" aka Bolshevik Communist Progeny would not exist.
You people love diversity right? You wanted to make the middle east diverse right? Fuck all you scumbag fucking kike parasites.

axewound

There was only one time in my life where a post op tranny didn't have an axe wound. I saw a porno when I was a much younger man, maybe 18 years ago... I think I was a senior in highschool..
The trash just had their cock and balls removed and it was just a smooth hole like a bhole. The doctor didn't try to recreate a vagina, with the labia and whatnot.
It is insane that I remember this but I remember the tranny rubbings it's hole, which was very wet, and the guy behind the camera, said "it's so wet".
I think that scarred me.
Lol

thank for reminding me I forgot

Opening up my ron paul/happening folder for the first time in years.
IT'S HAPPENING. I'M ALL IN!! THIS TIME FOR REAL!!!

Yeah, you're a faggot?

Listen.. I'd bang some trannies myself but

HAHAHA, kill yourself faggot

Metro starts with Israel attacking Iran? Never knew that. Although I only played the games.

too bad israelis are fuckin cooked

So...
I say, literally, banging trannies is faggotry, as in it makes you gay, and that I would bang a tranny. I called myself a faggot and then you call me a FAGGOT like it's supposed to hurt my feelings or something?
You could say anything to me but it wouldn't ever harm me in anyway. Why?
You're a fucking Canadian dude LOL.

I know you were making a "joke" about banging a man but it wasn't really a joke was it?
You have layers of denial beyond what I can even comprehend.
You're gayer than I am and on top of that you're Canadian. That makes you ultra levels of gay that too I cannot comprehend.

ISRAEL ISSUES A NOTAM SHUTTING DOWN THEIR AIRSPACE, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

ISRAEL ISSUES A NOTAM SHUTTING DOWN THEIR AIRSPACE, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

ISRAEL ISSUES A NOTAM SHUTTING DOWN THEIR AIRSPACE, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

ISRAEL ISSUES A NOTAM SHUTTING DOWN THEIR AIRSPACE, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

ISRAEL ISSUES A NOTAM SHUTTING DOWN THEIR AIRSPACE, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

ISRAEL ISSUES A NOTAM SHUTTING DOWN THEIR AIRSPACE, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

O noes! Not large-scale retaliation?

. I have attained unsurpassed Bodhi. 6
Why don't you go drink some milk

How Rare

I cannot let your mother go unfucked

you guys still haven't figured out that you are also goyim.
you will be pushed into this war as much as everyone else

Source nigger

Netandyoohoo isn't stupid enough to do this if the US isn't on board

You are the Udambara plant. You are now perfect in Mahaparamita. Well-done O Konda! You are like the Full-Moon. You now Stand Above the Sixth Heaven.

t. HOLIEST OF MEN

You wouldn't say shit in front of me kike boi.
You be hella comfy behind the screen hiding your 5 feet manlet ass.

Also denounce the talmud.

Meds NOW

So, hold on here let me get this straight:

Russia has been depopulating a historically jewish country for 3 years

Israel strikes Iran

Iran hits back big, like actual holocaust this time

Conveniently open country for them to move to

Do I have this right?

you sir, are a slack jawed faggot for making that claim without a link

Yeah this is bullshit. Nothing on any website.

How long have they been peddling this lie now? I swear they are even more annoying sable-rattling cucks than Iran with its flag raising.

But I DID eat breakfast

You are Cannon fodder

All of us know this
All of us say we know this all the time
All of you ignore this and keep arguing among yourselves about 'what the jews are like' completely ignoring the actual jews (except to tell them to KYS)
Goyim are tiresome
See this faggot
Nobody denoucing shit
You are pointing to the fact this is the internet and THEN proceed to try to threat and bully, how inbred are you? You absolute shame and embarrassment of a person

WHERE IS YOUR SOURCE?!?!????

Shut up you fucking kike, stop memeing stop joking. None of it is fucking funny anymore. I hate you're fucking country and I hate you you piece of shit. Evil as fuck. Shut the fuck up

Thousands of years of heavy inbreeding is a bitch.

cnn.com/2025/05/20/politics/intelligence-israel-possible-strike-iran-nuclear-facilities

It doesn't matter. Stocks only go up.

Shut up you fucking kike, stop memeing stop joking. None of it is fucking funny anymore. I hate you're fucking country and I hate you you piece of shit. Evil as fuck. Shut the fuck up

Sounds like this isn't funny....to you

Do we have to go over this again?

I see nothing is going to happen, as per usual.

i'm not insulting you or your people anon, chill out.
it just annoys me that its so easy to get people to do stupid shit by telling them they are special.

hey guys just a heads up from the future: absolutely fuckall happened, and fuckall will continue to happen. thanks guys

The US is always on board, or did you forget who owns the politicians over here?

How are you feeling, that more and more american goyim and in the west are waking up? Once the boomers fucking croak, its over with the Israel-"Love". Do you even realize what that means for you!? Millenials and Gen Z hates you evil motherfuckers.

he had to reply twice to justify being a literal faggot

LOL, go get aids nigger faggot

YoU AbSoLuTe sHaMe AnD EmbArraSsmenT PersOn goY.

Thank you.
I get that a lot when I told people the truth.
And jews are more inbred than my race lol.
Kike boi you would probably get arranged marriaged to your cousin or smth.. Lol no other jewess is marrying you.

No anon
Its about 'safety and survival'. It's fine if you think this is BS (from the other side of the world) but this is what people have in their minds in those situations and the ethos engained. Not 'we're special'...ffs

Kys kike

Two more nuclear facilities

To be clear, the second part there wasn't directed at you

DEATH TO ALL JEWS
DEATH TO ALL JEWS
LET THEM AWAKEN THE BEAST
THE WORLD WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY
EVERY DROP OF JEW BLOOD WILL BE ERADICATED FROM THIS PRECIOUS PLANET THEY SO SEEK TO DEFILE
DEATH TO ALL JEWS
DEATH TO EVERY KIKE

I want to believe.

isn't that what the khazaria stuff is about??

Here goooooooooo

and

Nothing ever happens

Israel won't even exist in 10 years.

there are two main competing factions in israel. one wants to bring about the third temple and the destruction of israel so that the messiah may return, the other is the khazaria shit, and somewhere in there you have some remnants of Canaanite et. al. shit

Cyrus literally saved your ass

It's actually gonna happen btw. One thing I've noticed about Israel, is that if they say they're gonna do something, they eventually follow through. No one believed the news when Israel said they will actually do a limited ground invasion into Lebanon. Iran knew this was gonna come eventually. Israel hasn't done any payback for the Iranian missile attacks back in April of last year. Iran will never let go of uranium enrichment even with all the diplomacy the Trump admin has tried to do with Iran for the past month. Striking Iran is inevitable.

I'm also curious, I've never understood it. If you were uncircumcised I guess you could use it as a fleshlight? I tried it but it wasn't comfortable. I just use it as a cumrag instead, saves on clean up

DEATH TO ALL JEWS

DEATH TO ALL JEWS

LET THEM AWAKEN THE BEAST

THE WORLD WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY

EVERY DROP OF JEW BLOOD WILL BE ERADICATED FROM THIS PRECIOUS PLANET THEY SO SEEK TO DEFILE

DEATH TO ALL JEWS

DEATH TO EVERY KIKE

I'm a farmer in rural Utah.
Don't hire non-citizens, non-Ephriamites, and tweakers.
Sorry.

Israel doesn't have airplanes with the range to do it though, they need US refueling for it. And the US is already distancing itself

Yes.

so the khazaria theory isn't too far off form the truth then? if so then are ashkenaizs a Turkic or Slavic people originally??

Mormon?

man, these niggers talk a big game and then get shit on. for once I'd like to seem them deliver an india-sized shit on israel's face.

Satanic.

ya ok sure thing kike

Ashkenaz is the first son of Gomer

Cimmerian

I actually feel like Israel will force the United States to help, and Trump, the willing goyim he is, will capitulate but he will do it in the name of protecting American bases already situated in the Middle East.

Everything is for show until Kharg gets hit. If that happens, then you can know for sure its on.

first reply best reply

She cute

CNN is telling the truth?

Broken clocks, blind squirrels.

Alexander liked the jews and thought they were funny so both Cyrus and Alexander did

FALLOUT 77 WILL TAKE PLACE IS ISRAEL

SHOW ME YOUR WW3 FACES

They bomb tehran all the time. Unless its a nuke, nothing escalates. Nothing ever happens. Its all a slow boil

Yep, and thoroughbred Ephraim.
You Judah, Levi, Benjamin, or etc?

as stated, kharg is a hard line for iran. If that gets taken out, its war. Their entire economy depends on it and losing it is an existential threat.

Its all a slow boil

Until it isn't.

They are ready to nuke the world and have world leaders by the balls, but as always they cry out in pain as they strike.

They'll shut the fuck up and take it because they know the alternative is actual genocide

inb4 another 2 weeks of raising flags of revenge and other gay bullshit

This samson option is beyond psychotic.

BLACKHAWKS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

I will rape you in the rump, rump rape if you will

kek

turkic that relocated following floods iirc

Don't forget the little birds ;(

U.S. INTELLIGENCE FINDS THAT ISRAEL IS PLANNING TO STRIKE IRANIAN NUCLEAR FACILITIES IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS.

Eschatelogical basket cases - like the Entity & Pakistan - should never have been given or allowed to steal nuke. Probably ought to dump the remaining JFK hold out documents scattered around to get ahead of it mimetically.

in better world Israel and Iran would be allied against wahhabism and radical arabism

Jason Reza Jorjani apprised you to that effect. Purportedly Ganz & Bibi quashed those bottom up efforts on the ground there.

Jews are such retarded subhumans.

Kill all the Germans

Oy vey we need help to defeat Iran and China!!!!

CNN reports

youtube.com/watch?v=y2kyXN4ZVQg&t=16

Who cares if they nuke the Earth?
At least after the nukes fall then there will be no jews left on this planet.

Ok it's definitely going down now.

I will tell you what is actually going to happen and what the real jewish plan is.
They will go to China and then nuke the USA and kill everybody in America.
But first you will notice that they all flees just like they fleed from Russia and Ukraine before the war,
They will deploy terminators and other equipment to experiment killing the goyim for fun and the Chinese will pilot these drones and other robotics.

Today's date is a palindrome.

At least after the nukes fall then there will be no jews left on this planet.

Nobody tell him about the tunnels.
I want him to figure it out on his own.

I will fight for Israel.
I will die for Israel.

it's definitely going down now.

routine rearming of their cypriot base

kys happeningfag

Britcucks are the biggest cucks of all time.
If not for you Brits, then there would be no jewish problem today.
It is actually all your fault Brits.

memeflag

opinion discarded

Yeah yeah tunnels.
Really they spent Trillions building fallout shelters in remote areas, such as islands... where nukes are unlikely to land, New Zealand is one place but there are tens of thousands of islands to choose from in the Pacific

Nothing ever happens.

Hey so when Hitler comes back.
WE WILL STRIKE LIKE LIGHTNING.
This is the only way to save humanity.

MIGRATE

the problem with ww3 is it never happens. all these countries are run by corpo cucks.

Fell for it again bros, we got to cockfell for it again

Fuck yeah I hope Israel finally wins this time

Balfour declaration

F

That guy is a fuckface. He went to college in Wisconsin.