You just know what this fucking thing sounds like

You just know what this fucking thing sounds like

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the women longsword players voted for this

Sorry!

kek

autist hobby full of trannies

Imagine my shock

literally a whole division for people like them but they still need to beat women

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he looks like a goblin, and not like a hot, female goblin, like an ugly, male goblin

I actually do hema and have gone to multiple tournaments, I am a ranked competitor. For those who don't know, it works like this, at least in the northeast USA where I live.

Open longsword brackets - anyone can join, mostly men, with some women

Gender nonconforming brackets - women and trannies and theythems

There are not actually tournaments for men, or tournaments for women. I have asked the local women around me what they think of this, and all the ones I have talked to about it seem to support it. There are women that I know that are interested in hema and would join it, or would like to try it out, but are not interested in fencing against men and are thus not allowed to compete in the sport, they are essentially called bigots and turned away. I would like to run my own tournaments someday with a bracket for men and a bracket for women, but this community is extremely woke and left leaning, and would likely ban me from the entire community and not let me participate in any tournaments within a few hundred miles if I dared to host a tournament with such a ruleset. I've seen people be cancelled and kicked out of the community for the most minor of infractions. I'm not able to ever say anything I think or believe because, again, I would just be kicked out of the sport and prevented from ever competing or participating if I even said so much as "I am a registered Republican" (I am not, I consider myself a right-leaning centrist, honestly). People in the hema community are openly allowed to talk about supporting antifa, communism, and wanting to help children transition their gender, but if someone said they supported the current president they would probably be asked not to come back to their club. I can't stand this community. I love the sport, I love discussing swordsmanship with my peers, I love competing, and I love doing it, but the community is absolutely cooked.

1/2 I have more to say and a lot to get off my chest.

Every HEMA club in my area has their own discord server and they gossip and shit talk between each other like high schoolers. Most hema servers have profiles with the LGBTQIA+ flag in them, and all the moderators and most of the club owners are of such a persuasion. Many people patch gay rainbow shit onto their gear, so it's pretty easy to spot who is like that. I think all of the club owners, instructors, and organizers who don't want anything to do with that shit have been cancelled and kicked out of their own clubs and prevented from teaching or competing at this point. If you make any of these people even feel slightly uncomfortable or disrespected, they will take to the discord servers and Facebook group chats and complain to the jannies and mods that you're some kind of bigot and no tournaments will have you anymore. You will not be allowed to compete. Even as someone who just wants to pay money to enter, keep to yourself, and simply enjoy competitive fencing, they will not let you do so. People openly compete wearing furry tails, there's cross dressers at every event, etc. There's really no way to get around it unless someone in the local area with enough money to support their own club with their own tournaments takes it up on themselves to make an alternative community. I'm hoping that eventually, they just cancel and kick out enough people that another HEMA group can form of people that aren't insane, but only time will tell. It has happened before in other regions, and I've seen how people talk about it.

"Don't go to X club or listen to anyone from there, they are a bunch of crazy right-wing extremist, mostly Nazis, who have been kicked out of the community for being pieces of shit"

I've talked to people from those alternative communities and imo they just seem like normal guys. None of them have ever brought up politics or sexuality to me in any online conversation I've ever had with them. As it probably should be, to be honest.

This. Women are so fucking retarded they do this sort of thing all the time in their day to day life. They will create a problem, however big or small, they will ignore the effects of it until it can no longer go unnoticed or until it affects them in a way they can't ignore, than all of the sudden it's time to panic and yell: 'please won't someone help me'

Imagine when a girl leaves a cat in her room with a litterbox and instead of scooping it or cleaning it properly they just spray febreeze in the air. Just barely masking the smell.

Many such cases.

Will pop in and out of this thread until it 404s to maybe answer questions. I am very passionate about this hobby.

women's longsword

the joke writes itself

is that the pmg janny?

I've always wanted to get in to fencing but I never found the time or money. Very interesting sport.

the fencing team would practice during our wrestling practices. always looked like it would have been fun.

That is fucking insane. I hate how this shit has infiltrated so many hobbies, pastimes, communities, and just completely taken over.
They literally planted their flag on your hobby.

What percentage of the HEMA competitive players are homos / trannies ?

Did they come from the larp world?

thats a man

That certainly explains why their martial skill seems to have been decreasing instead of increasing over the last few years.

I don’t believe you

open thread

Think it's another incel thread

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Oh, my bad. It should've been obvious even by just watching the thumbnail with that male pattern baldness

This is true in my experiences. I've asked the women around me if they are in favor of this shit and the ones I've felt comfortable enough asking have said "yes, they support it." What they don't consider is that there are many women that they gatekeep from ever joining or trying the sport to begin with, as I mentioned in this post, , because the women that are not okay with it are essentially filtered out and turned away. If you were a women in gender non conforming tournaments that asked not to have to fence men, you would be disqualified and labelled a bit. And again, there are not any women's tournaments in my region either, which is pretty offensive to begin with.

Though, I am quite certain not all women are in support of it, because as I've tried to drive home, anyone involved with the sport that doesn't like this shit has to keep it close to their chest and be hush hush about it, because if you tell the wrong person you'll never be allowed to compete again and your club will probably kick you out. It's depressing to me that I know women who would otherwise like to join, but do not, specifically because of these issues. They also give the sport tons of bad press, such as this thread. They make us lose out on sponsorships and money, and cause the entire sport to be taken less seriously as a result. Some people just cannot help themselves, they have to show up to what is essentially a martial arts tournament with their gear and outfit adorned with accessories to let you know about their sexual interests.

jewish nose

women's longsword

kek

I could fry an omelette with the grease from his hair

they have to show up to what is essentially a martial arts tournament with their gear and outfit adorned with accessories to let you know about their sexual interests

That just sounds fucking awful

I'm not able to ever say anything I think or believe because, again, I would just be kicked out of the sport

that must be an incredible aggravation. i bet they openly speak about progression issues and how dumb conservatives are as if they have the default and moral opinion and things like that.

i've been in similar situations. very frustrating. if you even say something like 'not all conservatives are bad guys.. they are just like everyone else' they look at you like picrel as 5 of them start questioning how you could think that and will give up practically no ground.

Does ARMA do this sort of political stuff? I know they are separate from the (mostly gay) HEMA community here in the USA, or at least they used to be. I remember someone going off years ago about how John Clements was a conservative/fascist or whatever. But yeah, this is why I fucking left HEMA years ago (I still have my shitty non-metal Purpleheart Armory practice feder + polish saber just sitting here unused... so much money wasted).

wins in woman's longsword

POTTERY

Trannies really became a scourge in hema.

That's what they do in every hobby and public space. "My fetishes are my entire personality and you must recognize them in this completely unrelated environment." This is what's pushing the normies further right.

polish saber just sitting here unused

Being Polish, that makes me uniquely sad.

Get it to rattle again.

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should of read your second post.
aggravation is the only word for it. like you have a rock in your shoe. you really get the sense of how conceited and close minded they are. even the perception that you don't agree with them across the board is a threat.
some of them will pretend like it actually doesn't mean that much to them, but then the entire basis of interaction with them is for them to figure out what political/social issues you differ from them on.

bizarre behavior

I can't prove anything without risking getting blacklisted from the community. I can't post any screenshots of tournaments I've been to, my gear, nothing, I won't risk it.

I've seen very few people come from the LARP world to be honest, but of course there is some overlap. I could only definitively name two people off the top of my head that I know that larp. D&D is very popular though. But I guess in the age of Baldurs Gate 3 and such, that hobby is normie tier now.

I obviously don't have any data or polling or numbers to back this up. But if I was to throw a shot in the dark, I would say the community is probably 35% gay or bisexual, and probably around 5-10% trannies or sexually confused individuals. If you got 20 hema practitioners in a room together, you would probably have two trans people and one they/them.

I'll be honest, I don't hate trans people. I want to make that clear. I am friends with some of them. I only hate the freaks. I would hope, and assume that you know what I mean by that, considering where we are posting. The outspoken ones that want to force conformity into others.

The problem is that that particular brand of people pretty much run all the social engineering shit of these clubs. They are the organizers. They run the group chats. They are the ones that do the networking between the clubs. And they are the first ones to take a personal beef to whatever higher order of Karen police that can ban you for wrongthink.

women's longsword

winner is a tranny

This has to be a Reddit-tier joke

top kek

women can not afford to provide an objective opinion

I only hate the freaks. I would hope, and assume that you know what I mean by that

All of them?
This "not all trannies" attitude is what brought this about, anon. First it was privacy of bedrooms, now it's anal fisting in front of children on city streets.

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I do not know what ARMA is, so I cannot answer your question, sorry.

The thing that bothers me the most is, if someone said something incredibly disrespectful to me because my race, religious beliefs, sexuality, or whatever at a tournament, I would laugh and just say "Alright, I'll see you during our match" and just not speak to them anymore or try to be their friend. If one of... Those other people were disrespected, they would take to the internet and make sure you are banned from everything within a 150 mile radius before you could show up for practice again next week.

I only hate the freaks

You hate trans people. You are just too cowardly to admit it.

5-10% trannies or sexually confused individuals.

sounds like retro gaming. 5% of speedrunners and retro collectors are trannies. more than women at least. which makes since.. video games mostly interests dudes.

probably 35% gay or bisexual, and probably around 5-10% trannies or sexually confused individuals.

I think they are just everywhere now.
I'm in chinese martial arts, in the last 20 years saw a lot of lesbians taking it up and then in the last 10 years trannies started getting into it. When I started training, it was mostly conservative Chinese people and the odd westerner. If I ever am at a seminar I just avoid them. I've seen old chinese teachers ignore and avoid them as well. Chinese martial arts are similar to HEMA probably in that you can define your contact level between you and your training partners, that's what opens it up for the trannies and gays.

QUICK CAN ANYONE FIND FOOTAGE, I BET IT'LL BE HILARIOUS

I looked all over and the only HEMA tourney I can see in the timeline they said to have won is called SpringSteel put on by the San Diego Swords group.

What groups do the Battle of Nations type stuff? I was curious about HEMA but if it really is gay then maybe I should look into the other one instead. Also a lot more realistic than the fencing type point system.

Why is HEMA so gay? Well the community around it I mean?

Nah the freaks really are obnoxious. Its a chicken and egg situation where being ugly as fuck causes resentment, which then causes said person to be an asshole which breeds more resentment towards them.

There's a reason you don't see hunter Schafer walking around with trans flags because they don't need to.

Its simple, move on to motorcycle jousting and start your own tournament
I can be your nigga merlin if you know what i mean (im not black but blackface edition me would be kino)

Lol I was friends with John Clements and he would make the average libtard scream. Pro-Trump, conservative, kicked fatties out of classes and to join his high rank you had to do repeated fights with minimal gear.

It was delightful.

You sound like part of the problem. Why did someone so gay like you take up nerdy historical martial arts? Usually people interested in a historical period don’t revile everything those people believed

BoN gate keeps pretty well because

1. It's expensive as fuck
2. You have to fight hard

Lots of big joocy conservative guys and their families. Very much the outliers as far as medieval sword games.

To avoid the gays just go to where the hardest fighting is. Even if a gay does wander in, they're going to be the least annoying kind of gay.

Brother, we have IDs here. I'm not OP.

Also i'm a Romaboo/Greekboo/Byzaboo. Lusty gay sex with twinks is part of my culture

I only hate the freaks.

Making their identities about being trans is the problem. There are probably a tiny minority of this minority that pass and think they should be women, the rest are AGP freaks. It can't be allowed to continue like this.

longsword

heh

getting fucked in the ass is part of my culture

makes sense

Women are really all about shit-testing men. Men have been failing for over a century. They should unironically not be able to vote at a bare minimum.

Good bait

They're fucking unbearable. Never learned how to be adults and are overflowing with main character syndrome / weird word hang ups / mysterious mental illness and degenerate sex. I went to a medieval event in my early 20's expecting to learn a lot of history and learn medieval crafts/fight. Instead I found out over half of it is obese women and men who're into BDSM and being unbearable nanny fags about everything.

So much potential.

kek

I don't, because I don't live anywhere near where these things prefer to nest.

in the last 20 years saw a lot of lesbians taking it up and then in the last 10 years trannies started getting into it

are they really preparing for war as they talk in their subreddits? We need countermeasures

Look I just want to fight in a hoplite wall as a part of the Sacred Band of Thebes.

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I appreciate your commitment to sparkle motion.

Would you by any chance know if he keeps the tranny shit out of his org?

Heh I'm going to completely ruin my room by leaving dirty clothes and dirty sheets everywhere with the musty smell of literal ass and cat litter just barely masked with the smell of febreeze spray to own the men

mhm

Sadge.
Putting a rainbow flag on historical armour etc just triggers my autism. And i'm not someone who froths at the mouth over a rainbow for obvious reasons. But like having zero respect for history bothers me. Turning something which is meant to be a cool glimpse into history into a freak show.

Demon face.

So why isn't he in the open division? He purposely forced his way into a division of women who want to compete against women. Maybe next he can sign up to play little league.

What they don't consider is that there are many women that they gatekeep from ever joining or trying the sport

That's not a bug, that's a feature. Fewer women means the existing women have less competition for attention. Attention is the currency of women, who are, arguably, the niggers of gender. Social media would not be the cancer it is today if women were regulated on it.
I have both sons and daughters; this is biological, and just like the trans thing, being dishonest about it is ruining society.

I only hate the freaks

So all of them, got it. Like your acceptance of any of it opens the door to all of it.
Thanks for the good posted info here, though. Interesting.

It's called open division for a reason.
What a retarded tranny.

I never considered this... but now that you mention it I better not teach them any secret methods...

Aw man I just realized that Battle of Nations is dead because of the Ukraine war. I kind of figured it was, but that really sucks.

I hate trannies, humans occasionally require genocides because we've made breeding too easy

I can't stand this community. I love the sport, I love discussing swordsmanship with my peers, I love competing, and I love doing it, but the community is absolutely cooked.

As someone else (formerly) from the swordnerd and stickdork community who considers himself a right-leaning centrist how do we fix this? Check out if you haven't already.

genociding a group who can't reproduce...

blud is schizo fr

I'm in the same boat. If I knew it was this bad I would've never joined up. Ironically, when I first showed up I was worried about nazis fetishizing European culture. Little did I know it was the exact opposite. By the time I realized just how cultish the community was I had already sunk over a thousand dollars into swords and gear, so I'm just going to ride it out so long as I'm able to stomach it.

I've done both, wrestling more seriously and fencing as a hobby. Both are fun but wrestling was the better choice. Zuckerberg was captain of his fencing team and wishes he would have wrestled instead.

Because it's basically a showy LARP, so people who hate reality show up.

My wife took me to some classes because she thought it would be fun. The biggest problem is that it's ran by nerds who know nothing about athleticism. When I was being shown stances and form by a 4'11", 90 lbs woman who couldn't even hold her sword straight I realized this is all a big joke. When the 300lbs neck beard tried to explain why his way was superior I could not take him seriously. Thankfully there were no troons or crossdressers but it's a sham and just a larp with expensive equipment

That's rough, man. Why do Americans have to fuck it up for themselves?

What's Sacculina Carcini?

Lol for a time is was like that. My private group was about 6 women and 4 guys. 2 of the women were literal Nazis with Nazi sons. I was a 8 k un user so I found it hilarious.

Sadly now everyone is kind of a dysgenic liberal. Some cool folks but also even if not dysgenic trannies, you get certain kinds of libcucked whites who talk in very feminized ways.

At least half of them are some kind of gay, trans, communists, furries, and even the straight people are somehow like "queer coded." All of this comes down from academia and will eventually be pushed into every single aspect of life. It's basically a new world religion that isn't a religion but acts exactly like one.

When asked about her victory Elena had this to say: "I'm really excited and honored to have won this tournament. My opponent fought well but I could tell when I stepped onto the field she was nervous. Her feminine limbs quivered erotically and my lady musk put her on the back foot. I her as hard as I could in the most vulnerable places. I am the strongest woman. Now she knows."

I'll be blunt: why are you such a self-emasculating, think-skinned little bitch? Rest assured: you're not the only little bitch in your "community". Which means you should just setup your own tournament: no one who's worth associating or spending time with will ever purity check or shun you over political/ideological leanings in a hobby.

Add.: to clarify:

will ever purity check or shun you over political/ideological leanings in a hobby.

because, as you've seem to have understood already but are still in denial about internally:

None of them have ever brought up politics or sexuality to me in any online conversation I've ever had with them. As it probably should be, to be honest.

Hobbies are not the place to divulge any of it, unless the hobby itself is themed with/revolves around it.

the dude who is really into jiujitsu now wishes he wrestled

What a shock.

Yeah honestly, it's stupid easy to set up a tourney.

Rent a giant gazebo, a spot in the park or have a friend with some property a school.

Have everyone sign extensive safety waivers so they don't cuck out and try to sue you

Set it up however you want. Post on all the HEMA boards / groups / have some kind of a nice prize for everyone. Certificates are cheap but sometimes you can get sponsors who will give you things for ad exposure.

Just do male league and womens league. The first shit test will be the local coven of trannies seeing if they can poke their cheesy dicks into your business. You -must not cuck.-

Worst case scenario you're not invited to the faggy sword clubs and you just saved yourself an endless amount of annoyance. Best case scenario, people admire your courage and ride with you.

Slide thread.
Herb.
lel

And yet, despite how far left everyone is, I never see a black person show up. They think they're keeping out "nazis," but black guys don't like gay shit either, so they never get "diversity," lol.

A moderately athletic basketball player would smack the shit out of all of them too, lol.

Stop making me be kind of okay with this Anon

Imagine the voice of a pubescent boy who chain smokes speaking in the stereotypical gay accent.

Heya BRO, you got a battle vest? We're gonna go score some vegan BBQ down at The Witch's Teet. Hold on, I need to hit my vape pen hahaha, acab.

women's longsword

lol, lmao even

The most aggressively queer HEMA club within reasonable driving distance from my home has a flamboyant black homosexual as their media guy. One of the first trannies I ever met was a black dude from a similar sport.

"Elena Lilith Shaytanus VS Michelle Baker"

"Show us the stats John!"

"Elena is coming to us at 6 foot 2, 180lbs of feminine fury with a 71 inch reach!"

"Michelle is coming in at 5 foot 1, 110 lbs with a 50 inch reach!"

"Elena! Have any words for your fans?"
"SHAYTANUS CACODAEOMOS I LOVE WOMEN SCREAMING AHAHAHAH"

: (

Fuggin histry shit gay nigga. Fuggin suhwords an shit puffy pants.

Blacks have less sexual dimorphism so they pass better.

This man didn't even pass as even the manliest of black women but he only started transitioning two or so years before I lost contact with him so maybe he looks more like his ogre of a mother these days.

Thus making them white to other black people.

How hard would it be to have a HEMA club / tourney with a strict "No politics or religious discussion of any kind."

Blanket ban all tranny stuff / rainbow flags and sadly nazi or religious identity. Make it a place for the love of the sport alone.

Counterpoint: niggas do be on the downlow.

What is it with trannies and anime?

Should be studied.

Autism and wanting to identify with cuteness.

There is no such thing as ‘trans’ or trans women they are what have always been called ‘lunatics’ and they should not be free to harass the public, weaponised by the elites. They belong sectioned and locked up.

This is some seriously fucked-up shit. Thanks for the effortposts. I know that identity groups tend to infiltrate and rot healthy organizations, but it really hits reading testimonials like this.

To my knowledge, he does not need to do so because of his reputation. He's my friend but he is indeed an asshole lol.

Not sure how active TheARMA is anymore but their webpage was gold. Modern HEMA owes a lot of JC and ARMA but they hate him so they deny him any honors

Slava Ukraine!

I think it's primarily Autism and how autists like creatures with big / easy to read faces. Thomas the Train, Sonic, Moe Blobs.

They also get goon feels with all the cute animu girls / the perversion / the large degenerate subculture. Because they are turned on by womens clothes, they want to become the anime girl.

It's all one big doom spiral of gooning, cooming and mental breakdowns.

Like the receptionist from Ghostbusters.

If you try to have woman-only tournament brackets you'll have to have gender politics discussions to keep the troons in the men's or open bracket. If you don't have woman-only brackets it's going to be harder to retain women which is bad for these kinds of hobbies because men are more likely to stick with them long term (decades and generations) if they can be family bonding activities instead of taking time away from family bonding activities.

Used to do SCA for years in college

See HEMA club nearby

Curious to give it a try, even if not completely the same

Read this thread

Shieeeet. I do live in a deep-red state, so maybe I'll be lucky and it'll be largely troon/gay free.
Hell, anything political free. I just want to fight and fence a bit

Counter counter point: the down low ain't the up high.

I do live in a deep-red state, so maybe I'll be lucky and it'll be largely troon/gay free.

Your odds in SCA vs HEMA are probably similar.

Hell, anything political free. I just want to fight and fence a bit

If you're looking for fencing and not to make friends with fencers you can usually check out of any non-fencing conversations and try to push conversation towards theory or starting the next bout. Just like with SCA some cliques will be more fat and social and some will be more athletic and serious so if you have multiple gyms in your area it's worth looking into all of them.

Because 99% of them are nerds and nerds are behind the bioleninism that has taken over leftism since 2012