This shit looks like a lot of fun

Where do I sign up, how many rubles does it pay, and what does that convert to in actual money?

Where do i sign up

Dunno

What does it pay

Depends on what you hit

What does that convert to i to real money

It converts into vodka, bread, gas and rent like god intended

it's another no Anon Babbleunt having loser fantasizing about killing men he couldn't look in the eyes episode

Where do I sign up

ildu.com.ua
once you’re there make sure to tune in to 149.200 mHz and tell em how much you love ramboing zigger trenches
don’t you dare return without putler’s scalp

It sure does look fun. Imagine the insane amount of dopamine you would get from killing a Russian soldier. Fuck I want to volunteer for Ukraine.

Just go to Ukraine and register as a professional gamer. Tell them you have UAV experience from Call of Duty.

Anyway Russians really love slowly torturing drone operators to death. Have fun.

Where do I sign up

travel to Ukraine and go to the nearest TCC.
you can also try and sign up through the international legion of Ukraine.

how many rubles does it pay

the Ukrainian state is in an economic crisis so you might not get paid instantly and have to wait some months for it.

and what does that convert to in actual money?

you wont have a need to convert the money since you will be deployed for up to 9+ months without rotation.

There's no need to worry about pay as you're going to be missile striked in about two weeks from deployment.
Drone operators also don't get to surrender in this war on either side so good luck and most importantly have fun.

you dont have to imagine, you can literally sign up and it doesnt even take an afternoon.
then you travel to poland and from there to Ukraine.
by next week you could already be in the trenches and fight for Ukraine.
whats stopping you?

Thank you. Doing the lord's work recruiting for the AFU.

Russians really love slowly torturing drone operators to death

Why? Because drone operators have killed tons and tons of Russians?

Then do it you fucking pussy.

But you need to join too Hans and kill Russian swine like your ancestors.

you’re welcome
make sure to post your safari tales on Anon Babble preferably in real time

you can get an fpv quad to assemble yourself, goggles, and a radio for, like, $4-600 depending on how nice of things you want.
you might have a local hobby shop/rc shop that sells some parts, but expect buying your more specific parts like the VTX online.
you can go digital which looks nicer and is easier to use, but ties you to dji equipment which i dont really like needing to rely on and its more expensive.
i pretty much only fly analog

have basic soldering skills

you can also just get a radio and a simulator to see if you want to make sure you like it before going all in.
in the winter i play Liftoff with my Taranis radio. you can also connect some goggles as a display on your computer for the simulator flying.

they would torture and murder you but not because of the drone, simply because you are a merc. mercs have no human rights and russians can do with them whatever they want.
this also includes recreating the scene from robocop.
So in case you have to surrender, make sure to blow yourself up with a bunch of handgrenades.

or try to get the Ukrainian passport, join the AFU and then they cant torture and kill you as easily since you got some PoW rights and they need you to exchange you for someone of theirs.

I'M JERKING OFF TO THIS RUSSIAN SOLDIER SHIVERING IN PAIN. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS HOT.

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I'm too rich and too good looking to fight in the trenches.

Joystick Cowards.

bruh
you show up to russia rn with an american passport asking to join the russian military, theyre gonna think youre a spy, then lock you in a fucking cage

that man had his face blown off so that chechens and chinks could replace him

Coward you wont do shit lmao, i dont even see you on the streets here in the states even to shill. You aint got the ballz. K/oper faggot, worst chin

Are the Koreans and Nepalese and Africans and Chinese in the RuAF mercs?

Fuck I want to volunteer for Ukraine.

And that's how you'll end up 0:47

Yeah I don't want to get fucked to death desu.

Yeah we know, it was the indirect strategies

If they are gonna fetishize war criminals, they will have to deal with ghost fog

nope

I would think someone blatantly announcing their American citizenship asking to join the Russian military would be too bold to be labeled espionage. If anything you would be accepted and placed in a mixed unit where you can be watched closely but still provide support, or take on some other role that doesn't present a risk to operations. Worst case scenario you get shipped to a logistics hub shuffling crates around all day.

Why not?

people who fight in wars, sometimes die. such is life. ~ Prigozhin

Texas literally got assraped to death because they thought he was a spy.

At least finance TZD by donating to the Ukrainian army

Propaganda didnt happen

It pays in hryvnia.

They were arrested and charged with murder by the Russian police. They're in jail now awaiting trial afaik.

nope

Yep they're russians.

You should go pussy, its close for you, 2 hour plane ride, theyll give you all you need, they need people. 1000s of hohols are getting blown up daily near pokrovsk they wont last much longer

because these units are integrated into the Russian military, they did the same with pmc wagner.

You just say whatever don't ya?

first rule of richfags: never donate money to anything ever, you dont get rich by giving handouts

nope, putin changed the rules so foreigners can join the Russian army.

Dead Ziggers are a good investment.

Where do I sign up,

everyone including yourself knows you won't join ukraine despite shilling for them ramirez. you're too much of a pussy so you just sit at your base and spam/pol/ all day

So the north koreans that putin begged to join the war are actually russian?

Drone warfare is so gay.

This shit looks like a lot of fun

It is

Where do I sign up

Craigslist, search Ukraine/Russia conflict

how many rubles does it pay, and what does that convert to in actual money?

Over 9000 USD in sign up bonuses and yearly salary. And 9000 USD may not sound like a lot but in Russia it has the purchasing power of 90000 USD in the USA.
You should join the fun bro

Had a russian friend send me some stupid fuckin bullshit blaming the USA for collapsing the Soviet Union. They said the US "could've helped the USSR but chose not to." It was a COLD WAR nigga of course the US wasn't going to help the USSR, the fuck? Why are Russians so fucking stupid?

They have a foreign legion
Idk if they allow you to pilot drones however

russian or ukrainian, both die to the cackling of the jew

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Putin is approving textbooks to be taught to Russian children which push this narrative, that the USA "dismantled" the USSR and that the collapse of the Soviet Union was "the greatest geopolitical disaster of the 20th century." Insane. Russian kids are learning that "the USA could've helped the USSR but chose not to," instead of acknowledging that the Soviets lost the cold war

Ok, so Ukraine's rules say foreigners can join their army. So they're not mercs same as in the Russian army.

Idk if they allow you to pilot drones however

If you are a pro gamer that is.

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You should sign up for euthanasia instead.

Zog is the biggest pussy, they could actually defeat russia but they wont cos theyre scared, zog is worthless, norks are real

German and Finnish brothers killing Russians together, so wholesome.

OP is a spic, I can't wait for trump to deport xir

it's grim, being a soldier for any nation is just maintaining the status quo for jews

there is no need to be upset

still using Russian alphabet

kek

Please don't be naive. It's no quarter on Drone operators. Just so you know.

Was he ok anon?

Probably less traumatizing

looks like a lot of fun

russian or ukrainian, both die to the cackling of the jew

this

his head turned into spaghetti