HAPPENING NOW: TORNADO EMERGENCY IN HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA
God's pissed.
rural retards still dont know how to handle a little wind lmao
STOP MAKING THESE GAY THREADS ABOUT A PLACE THAT IS LITERALLY THE CENTER OF TORNADO ALLEY IT IS NOT BREAKING NEWS WE DON'T NEED 1-2 THREADS UP FOR THE PAST 48 HOURS SHUT THE FUCK UP OH GOD THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA HAPPENING 1.5 EARTHQUAKE OFF THE COAST OF HAWAII MAY CAUSE RIPPLES IN THE WATER OFF LONG BEACH!!!!!
That's not a tornado retard
I see a merchant.
REED TIMMER GOT A DIRECT HIT
CRITICAL DAMAGE
YES IT IS
NIGGER ANUS BALLS BITCH
CHECK EM
lol he's such a retard
HEY MAX TOUCH YOUR NOSE IF YOU READ THIS
sweet home alabama bros, where we at?
Have you seen this fags completely fucking retarded 'car'? What an attentionwhore (like you).
Holy shit my fuckballs batman! Get to the shelters! Panic! Everybody shit your pants and scream! Everybody!
Imagine dying killed by air lmao nigga just breathe that shit
IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR DOWNTOWN
MAX VELOCITY TOUCH YOUR NOSE IF YOU READ THIS
Sending thoughts, vibes, and atheist prayers your way. I now have the song "Alabama nigger" stuck in my head.
i like his weather reports, is he a chudbud?
RIP Hunstville. I never knew you
in New Orleans they knew about that situation
cast psychic spell
instant agro
fug
IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR DOWNTOWN
oh
my
god
I just got my internet back on after tornadoes caused 3 days of outages here
ROLLING FOR JOPLIN 2.0
OYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO
GOD SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM ENTERING THE TWISTER ZONE
What exactly is (((NASA))) hiding there?
That city is filled with literal rocket scientists, and where spacecraft is manufactured...
HE DID IT! HE DID IT! HES ONE OF US!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS CONFIRMED MAX VELOCITY IS A Anon BabbleACK
Total
Alabama
Death
velocity is now our word
MAX VELOCITY IF YOU ARE IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW TELL US WHAT YOUR FAVORITE FALLOUT GAME IS RIGHT NOW
That’s tiny compared to Joplin
I once seen a video of a few idiots deliberately driving through a tornado that passed through Springfield, Massachusetts back in 2011.
Roofs were being torn off of apartment buildings, a tree went down, and they were crying and scared after it passed.
HES HERE HE TOUCHED HIS NOSE RIGHT AFTER WE ASKED HIM TO
isn't there an air force missile base there?
it was fuckin raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock lastnight
Chud Velocity
SECOND STORM SPINNING UP FOR THE 1-2 PUNCH
NOT GOOD ENOUGH
HE NEEDS TO TELL US NOW
Did one go over Athens? I have an ex who moved there, married some military dude and now weighs almost 300lbs.
A fat lady just flew over my house.
WASHOUT RFD
It was close along 565
I was happily playing vidya but my power went out
I hope my computer survives
limes
My local news in Nebraska the other day described hail as "cheese curd sized."
REED FAGGER JUST INTERCEPTED A TORNADO IT WAS FUCKING INSANE
DIE MAUER CLOUD
TEARING SHIT UP
I wanted to move to kentucky but looks like all south east gets pound by tornados starting in april
Louisville is a shithole.
USE YOUR MENTAL ENERGY TO PROJECT MORE TORNADOS
USE THE VRIL
Yeah. Its a relatively new phenomena, there didn't used to be that many tornados that far east
It's over
Back to vidya
Good. Trumpfags voted to cut FEMA, weather warnings, disaster response support, and to give insurance companies more power to deny claims.
Trump has already moved 1500 FBI jobs to Huntsville and plans to have over 5000 of the FBI's 9000 employees relocated to Huntsville by the end of his second term. He wants to move the agency out of the DC swamp but apparently they ended up in the tornado alley.
Look out anon the twin tornados are on their way.
It worked, another tornado just dropped lol
It's the end of Huntsville hockey!
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Take your shitbox into a tornado then cleetus, see how long you survive.
footage of the tornado Reed just intercepted. He said it was the strongest intercept ever! It spun his dominator around in a 360 that thing probably weighs 15000 lbs
256 reporting in, the sirens just stopped.
my goat spann is on the case
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Something always happens, never happens not.
Quick go check your truck
Jet Propulsion Lab.
.. oh dear god.. my truck got fucked up so bad it turned into a 2009 honda civic!
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Time to crack open a bud light and relax. Much justified in response to these idiots voting a kike lover into power.
chicago is in the red zone
Most insurance won't cover that. Sorry, dixiebro.
im never going to financially recover from this
marshall county/sand mountain, nothing here yet but I figure the storms will be this far south in the next hour and I get blown away with all the beaners here
WERE GOING STORM CHASING BROS WHOS WITH US
o7
cullman anon here, aint shit happenin. prayers to the madison and huntsville bros out there. stay safe anons.
pics?
Thats for the claims adjusters eyes only
I am a claims adjustor, pls send pics to process your claim saar
Hail, hail the gang's all here for the ALABAMA JUBILEE
Just tuning in. Whats the situation boys??
tornados nigger
main mesocyclone cycling over outskirts of huntsville. madison hit, huntsville hit. more storms coming through central parts of alabama tonight. hail and severe tornado threats.
the usual for the south in summer, nothing too out of whack.
ok sending newds
thank you saar!
But seriously, just got cleared for me in Middle TN, good luck.
Reed Timmer is batshit insane. Fucking tornado spun his 6.5 ton armored vehicle and what does he do? Go chase another. LEGEND
The trapezoids are multiplying.
thanks cuz
When the sirens went off I knew you faggots would be here.
Chambers County here, taking a fat shit before going into 3rd shift
im taking a heat exhaustion explody rn maybe we will flush at the same time
i like how he shot the recon thing at it and it instantly mega agroed
The radar just went down!!!! (Hytop, Alabama radar (KHTX))
want a trip? ya know how theres ancient references to all strange weather? like writing or carvings or whatever? the earliest description of a tornado is within the last thousand years. look it up.
And it still lost. Reed won.
Storm chasers are blind tonight in NW GA and NE AL. If you're in that area, you need to be in a sturdy place because there's nothing out there actually spotting tornadoes.
I FUCKING HATE SPRING I HATE SPRING I HATE SPRING
Stop with the fucking crazy storms EVERY FUCKING DAY I'm so sick of getting tornado warnings all the fucking time dude.