And one day, Anon, all of this will be yours

And one day, Anon, all of this will be yours.

I'm leaving you this when I'm gone. It'll be worth big bucks. Probably more than the house.

Millennials will trash it all. Sad. This younger generation has no respect for the finer things in life. That's why I'm cashing out before I go and leaving what's left of my money to the church.

Still worth more than funko pops

Look at the size of her arms!
How do boomers accumulate so much fat in their arms instead of other parts of the body?

it's fucking lead painted garbage, and that's why it's all 5-for-a-dollar at gar(b)age sales

I still own and use my grandparents' silverware and fine china.
That's pure trash.

it's the "angry at plates" thread again

I will cherish the objets d'art
I will learn its value
I will appreciate and be connected with my past

grandma, why are there swastikas on these plates and teacups

If you have no idea what you are talking about, shut your whore mouth. That grandpa has at least $6 000 in that pic. not more than a house but still.

Better than LIMITED EDITION STAR TREK PLATES lmao

Bad goy! You're supposed to throw everything away and live in a house that looks like a porno room.

lol you posted resin garbage, if the other stuff is ceramic and old it can be worth a fuck ton,

my buddies dad is a weird guy and he collects tea cups and shit like that from yard sales, he has like 300 tea cups that are all worth between 200-500 on ebay, he will look in the paper for planned yard sales and call the people up and ask what sort of shit they are gona be selling and will be sitting outside the prime places before they open.

You aren't supposed to use it. It could break.

I made lots of little lego cars
and then sold the pieces kek

joke's on you, i want that shit

Antique autism is so fucking annoying

Ah this ugly piece of shit ceramic was made by some swedish jew so it is totally valuable!! But the exact same porcelain is only worth 5 cents!!

Imma gon spend 50k euros on a dinner table!!!

Thats just shit like antique roadshow, its impossible to get those prices anywhere else

This

In a hundred years all the streaming services will be gone but your grandpa ceramic elephant will be there

Protip ask for ceramic printers

Very cool, thank you granny!
The white man appreciates beauty in everyday items. Only a pleb would be content with drinking from something like a plastic cup :D

Not my problem. The kids will take care of it when I'm gone. It can be their inheritance.

It won't be worth anything because we have a throw away culture now. Only white people care about preserving things and taking care of the past. Some east asians qualify as well

ironically lead-crystal is one of better things boomers and their parents wasted money on

Both of these are bad, the left one looks like Trump's living room if he was poor

but what happened to the money memaw?

My grandad left me his army shit, even of ots worth something ill never sell it. Expecting monetary inheritance is subhuman behaviour

That certainly ranks among the strangest fat distributions I've ever seen.

Based. Thanks grandma I love you

I will leave my kids my steam library and digital synthesizer licences

Saw some article about elderly Swedes actively trying to rid themselves of things as they age, so they can unburden themselves, and their children when they pass.

This was my grandfather and his coin collection. All of which have tens if not hundreds of thousands of other examples.

I thought it barely existed anywhere outside of a post-Soviet shitholes

When my parents died it cost me £1800 to hire skips to get rid of their shit i couldn't donate.
I don't have room my my stuff, let alone the cupboards of free CDs and DVDs that came with 30 years of magazines.

but we are poor

This image rocked me with its accuracy when I first saw it. Made me think of all the bullshit my grandma and parents have sitting in cabinets purely decorative. I only want to collect practical things like cookware, guns, and camera equipment. I dont want to ever find myself purchasing and hoarding stupid baubles. The only junk items i can think of that I have are concert and national park art prints.

Cool, but who is getting those 24" Pythons?

bingo arm

Thanks grandma, love you and thank for being here for me *hugs*

Old people are very representative of the ailments of modern society. A body like that is only possible through decades of pure goyslop and zero amount of exercise.

Decades of heavy curls you mean, gymlet

Thanks, meemaw.

By the way, the others are talking about putting you in a home. They're worried about you. Want me to stay with you?

Then you move in, take over her affairs, take care of her til she dies, AND GET EVERYTHING. The house, land, cars, and then you can share her knick-knacks with the others so they get something to remember her by, if you so wish to.

Who will inherit my collection?

I have both of these, but I'd gladly take more of them.

Ok, Anon Babble. What will you personally give to your children?

oh don't be like that anon
that is tradition

Disappointment and bad genes

i will give them what my parents gave me

nothing

That's a lovely hobby, anon, allows creativity and makes some money. kudos.

Boomershit

Nothing, I will never have any.

Camera equipment

Practical

See, that's the thing anon. It's always "Practical" to the person hoarding it, in some convoluted way. Like what you just did there.

you need to get raped to death by a pack of blacks

I was born in soviet kiev and have a cabinet full of old east german stuff sorta like OP pic. It gets used for special occasions. I'll definitely pass it on and kill any nigger who tries to steal it. The glasses we have are leaded too. Fine for occasions like holidays once a year, i wouldn't use it regularly

old age, you absolute autist

"You mean the house?"

"lolno"

You laugh, but you can buy fine china at estate sales for cheaper than generic plates from Ikea, and they're usually a higher quality too. The only real downside is you sometimes have to mix and match designs as they wear out or break over time (especially if you have kids), but overall it's still worth it.

My apparently immortal grandparents have been sending me one of these generic leaf coin sets every year since I was born. I have a goddamn stack of them to the point where just the face value of the coins is actually getting significant. What the hell do I do with this shit?

It'll be worth big bucks. Probably more than the house.

They're probably also build more solid.

I like to take old metal Jesus figures people throw out, and glue them onto other shit that people throw out. People throw out a lot of Jesus'.

>And one day, Anon, all of this will be yours.

I will say this to my future child, but with my collection of nazi-punk and metal vinyls

I will say this to my future child, but with my collection of nazi-punk and metal vinyls

Will you consider adopting me, if you have some good Rock-o-Rama stuff?

thanks, grandma grossarm

I had similar with stamps.

Just keep them for a retirement back-up mate.

Maybe learn to be grateful for what you get? Don't be a vulture clawing for the house and cash and whatever else is left.

I hate culture and want to live in an autistic bubble devoid of defining features

We know

Irish boomers gave me a huge inheritance. Thank you boomers.

yes I will take the fancy glassware for my dinner parties thank you very much

I have like x30 dinnerware that I don't know how to do, it's slightly more useful than merely decorative things, but all of this was hoarded for big family gatherings which no longer occurs because mix of death, family infighting or just no money big reunions happening. Kinda conflicted about just throwing it away

Hold onto it as coins of luck.

You can leave them knowledge. Every time you have a brilliant idea, write it down. For example, you can write down all your most wildly schizophrenic conspiracy theories. Do it before your memory leaves you

I heard they had real silverware made of silver, the food doesn't taste like spoon with it

Even better write down your memory of the past to show them what they lost.

Bartering tools for when civilization finally breaks down

Way ahead of you tovarich.

false we are going to clown world it up until the sun burns out

a white nation spanning from the Meuse to the Vistula

Thanks grandma, love you <3

Ah the hollow man pill

Soul, chinaware is to be preserved

Based

ceramic ones are nice and are pure soul

I wish all of this shit is cool and valuable, and will probably come back around in the future and be even more valuable.

I go to estate sales pretty regularly.
the christmas village ceramic houses sell pretty well. especially the department 56 ones
I have several. I wont pay retail, but when I find them at estate sales for $5 - $10 each I will buy several

Grandma left me this lil niglet
Thank you grandma, very based

what could possibly be the purpose of this

Not bad. Knowledge should also have practical use. I have invented the easiest way to enter into a lucid dream, this is not the only achievement but one as an example

my parents and one of my aunts are doing this but they keep trying to send everything to my house

what are they going for on ebay? probably 10-15 CAD.

Your grandparents should have gotten you started stacking silver bullion, but instead you have a nice collection of copper-nickel fiat tokens.

Sell them all except your earliest one and buy silver maple leafs

I was never allowed to drink or use the "fine china"
what was the point of it all

I guess at first they just act carefull with it
not giving it to you because you were a toddler or a child
but as time goes on they form this connection where they just can't stand breaking it because it reminds them of the past or whatever

but the house will be gone.

refinanced it to build this incredible fantasy wonderland I call “Snow Mountain.”

just can't stand breaking

*the thought of damaging
or something along those lines

Or they consider it as a display item. A funko pop for old cunts, if you will.

I inherited my parents china
we use it for Christmas dinner
it is displayed in the china cabinet the rest of the year
it has to be hand washed so its not used regularly

What? He owns a nigger. Don't you?

sucks that burgers collect & leave behind cheap glassware [not crystal] & tasteless run-of-the-mill china
my Grandpa left behind an apartment, money, and a shit-ton of numismatic silver coins.
mebbe quit buying McDonald's collectible plastic Star Wars cups & start buying gold & silver?
jest spitballin' ovah heah

I'm leaving you this when I'm gone. It'll be worth big bucks. Probably more than the house.

Just a funny lil niglet, I keep it in the kitchen overlooking the dining table
Kek, never thought of it that way, but I guess I'm the proud owner of a lil niglet now

Holy shit this is majestic

Feels like every granny in the world has this.

Misspelled Amphora

"Chiseled" silver isn't a thing. It's repousse or chased.

.800 not .925 Sterling never a sign of top quality.

$23,440 euro In your fucking dreams

Spirito, Oh. That's about right.

"angry at plates"

lol

whats sad is this will probably evoke the joy that the T set in op's origional pick was supposed to evoke

imagine you had to choose between a nice albiet worthless tea set

or 500 dank memes from your grandma

both are nice but you might use the t set once or twice if we are being honest

every few months you would get drunk and look at the meme folder

I'll take the Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles please.

McDonalds plastic Star Wars cups

No such thing. But if I could time travel to 1977 and buy Burger King Star Wars glasses, I would do that instead of buying silver.

Stocks, bonds, house.

Racial purity and a family name that is almost a thousand years old, a knowledge that their family history has outlived 6 nations/empires that it was a part of, confidence that their individual successes and failures in a single lifetime are not as important as the unbroken chain of the heritage they represent.

angry at plates thread

Posted mid day on a week day

You really lit a fire under these boomers, anon.

envy, the green-eyed goblin

ignorance, from the Latin ignorare = not knowing

anfora = italian for amphora
Italian silversmiths work with .800 Ag
granted it is not the British sterling custom, but European coinage was standardized at .835 Ag since the early 1900s
talking to burgers about silverware = feeding pigs truffles

see above
glass breaks
silver doesn't

My great aunt used to have one of these complete with a model railroad going through the Christmas village. It was really cool as a kid.

Boomer Minecraft

505262858
no (You) for you

Guns

Where the fuck is it supposed to fucking go? Why would someone want so much space being taken up like this?

Ausländer Raus!

I've known at least 3 people that have ended up with grandma's china and they all dumped it

They're unburdening themselves, but not you. Anglo-Boomer parents?

also the only people that'll buy this shit off you is another boomer. so once they're all dead or senile they'll be worth even less than you expect.

damn, i used to work for a swedish lady doing this. She passed away not too long ago.

NOBODY is buying this fucking TRASH. These boomers are dying and their trinkets have no value.

grannas keys

rumble.com/v681rta-dr.-david-martin-the-who-was-founded-by-the-cartel-as-a-criminal-organizati.html

Can confirm. My mother is doing that. She had to take care of three generations of my grandmothers shit when she dies, so she knows the pain and don't want to inflict it on me or my siblings.

I'd keep the wine glasses and the crystal serving dishes
I hope they're real leaded crystal
I'd auction, $500 min, to let someone destroy it in a livestreamed event. Thanks for the cash Dad.

And one day, son, this will all be yours.

But not my house. That's gonna be donated to charity.

And one day, Anon, all of this will be yours.

I have invented the easiest way to enter into a lucid dream

Are you Michael Raduga?

My mother has already given us kids our "heirlooms". I got a victorian era middle quality walnut dresser that was originally my great grandfathers. Not ornate at all, but it is genuine, and it sits in the guest bedroom/office until we need to use it as fireplace if/once the jews win.

There's absolutely no way this hag isn't Portuguese or Spanish, I'd bet whatever the fuck you want.
I've seen exactly this sort of woman many times in this shithole I was cursed to be born in

Wait, is Portugal a shithole? I thought it was nice.

it's only worth what other people are willing to pay you brainless foreigner

what do you do with niglets?
they're just humorous decorative pieces

your country is a shithole too yet you will act like it isnt, youre just retarded little bro

I don't understand this disdain you have towards your relatives. When my grandparents passed away, with my Grandfather being the last one, my Aunt raided his house the day after. By the time any other family member got to the house everything of note was gone. My Grandmother had a nice cupboard with similar items inside that I would look at every time I would visit over every weekend as a kid. I wish I got to inherit even just one item from that cupboard.

When did I say Sweden wasn't a shithole?

its used to wean babies off the teat

Come here and you can find that out by yourself.
I hate both this nigger cattle people as well as the shitskin invaders coming by the millions nowadays.

the term is bingo wings anonbros

Left has SOVL

kike thread #647,853,965 - hate your ancestors, hate your gradnparents, hate your parents - hate yourself.

trying to degrade white grand parents to a mere capital investment for the next kike generation.

once you open your eyes - you see them clearly.

that shit is going straight to the trash or Goodwill I will be emptying out every bond stock cash and jewelry before you are into the grave

i'm 38, both parents and grandparents dead, and they left me nothing

Thanks, mom, love ya.

I've been on this site since 2007.

These are the same people who have diarrhea when someone mentions that they bought funko pops

I broke one of my dad's hanging dish things once and I learned it was really expensive and I felt bad :(

shitposting is a banning offense newfag.

No mother fucker. Maybe you and your piece of shit father should have been more fucking involved in her life. She did that shit to feel wanted and not alone you little piece of shit. She did what she wanted with HER fucking money. You little punk.

she gave away what i could have had!

Kys.

When my grandmother passed, I got a rolling pin that had been used in my family since my great great grandpa made it as a wedding gift for my great great grandma. My dad about had a heart attack when I used it.

kek, enhance the books on the left to find out where she's from
why are you so angry about it though? It's a good instinct to want to leave your family some stuff

He's not wrong. If they aren't going to give up control of their estate, you should at least check on them often to make sure they aren't being taken advantage of.

dad why couldn't you have collected something cool like warhammer instead?

Why did they change which wall the TV is on? Now it will have glare on it and everyone walking down the street can see what you’re watching on TV. Fucking retards.

The drinkware only. Letting stuff sit in a crystal decanter for months can leach some of the lead out into the booze.

what is your mom leaving for your wife's bull?

my did owns nothing, no property or capital and retired early. it's depressing and I'm not really proud to be his son

she looks jewish to memo vasco

This is retarded. At least when I die my children will inherit my vast funkopop collection. It will be worth millions at that point.

Swedes actively trying to rid themselves of things as they age

We call it ”Döstäda” - Death cleaning

inherit dank memes from grandpa

who the fuck is this guy that keeps getting away with it?

why is he so obsessed with this frog?

what the fuck is a jew?

these memes don’t make any goddamn sense

literally 98% of boomers have a garage filled with trash just like this including my mother. They think that all this shit that they never even touch for decades has such valuable or important things inside when in reality you would be lucky to get 300 for everything there at the flea market, which makes it not even worth dealing with hundreds of lowballer grandma spics for weeks trying to get rid of this shit. Its just fucking trash besides a few tools and even half of those tools wont work or will be cheap Chinese shit anyway. Fucking boomers man, not to mention the rat and roach problem all this shit creates ontop of that

Did you not read the part where she is needing intensive care and now no longer has the funds due to being soaked dry by scammers and her unscrupulous greedy children?
Are you retarded?